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>Have chronic depression
>not suicidal (yet)
>be today
>Decide I'm going to race down the local too-gay for the first time and let whatever happens happen
>Get into my base model cobalt and take off
>Blast eurobeat because I'm a faggot
>Get to the beginning of the road
>Old highway that hasn't been used since the 50s
>hasn't been maintained since the 40s
>Take off
>Having the time of my life
>get to first hairpin
>use bigass feet to toe-toe into second
>$26 tires squeal as I go WOT out of the corner
>Do the same in the second hairpin
>bottom out on the inside line because old road (Car rides stock height)
>Lose signal after second hairpin
>Eurobeat stops because streaming
>Keep going
>4K in 4th gear rest of the way down
>First genuine smile in a very long time
>hit bottom of road
>Smell brakes burning
>or tires
>or clutch
>or all three
>Make sure lugs are still tight, turn around and do an uphill
>Top end of 3rd gear all the way up
>Chirp tires in hairpins again
>After hairpins can feel fuel pump starting to fail
>Top of road, go WOT in 4th home
>get home, check fuel gauge
>Range went from 178 miles to 58 miles
>mfw
This shit genuinely made me happy and I haven't been happy in a longass time.
Who else is /deathwish/ here?
>be me
>driving a brz
>balanced my engine parts at a friends garage
>doubles the horsepower and redlines to 12k without adding any additional parts
>mfw
>we hoon it at a nearby cliff
>never felt this good before in my life
>finally leave my wife and child behind as me and my bro go through the bends together
I plan to die when I am 65 blasting euro beat down a mountain and then purposefully failing to inertia drift and then fall off the mountain. Right now I wanna live tho. Go find something more fulfilling and safe to do. Mod your car to be safer and faster maybe?
>>13852266
I'm trying to sell this POS so I can get a SHO which I want to mod. Nobody wants a base model Cobalt though
do you people actually listen to eurobeat or is it just a meme
>at rave with rich friend poppin sumn Chicago mints
>rave gets busted 45min after I swallow some beans
>party bumpin out in the suburbs, decide to head that way
>rolling balls and half drunk doin 120mph on the Kennedy in friend's Benz
God I was stupid.
>>13852321
I only put it on because it's mandatory for downhills
>>13852345
if you were a driver of any respect, you would turn all music off
>>13852330
>Dat swagger tho
>>13852118
The funny thing is that you'll end up paralyzed shitting out your ribcage into a bag while you rot in a wheelchair. And you won't even be able to kill yourself after that, you'll just be miserable AND a worthless cripple.
>Have a lincoln towncar
>Some guys in a honda ef crew think they can out do me on the too-gay or whatever you fags call it
>Initial D is shit, gg
>Turn off traction control and overdrive
>Go up the hill NFS:Carbon Canyon Duel style
>Riding his ass all the way up
>His car is completely silent except for the fartcan
>My car's ancient tires just scream all the way up
>Along with the straight pipes all the way down to a straight through glasspack
>Cannot find grip but I'm still riding his ass all the way up
>We get to the top
>He gets irate with me telling me that I've cheated
>His buddies fucking ban me from their facebook page because they say I have NOS
>I see them sometimes and bet them I could beat them in a drag race
>Some of these guys are really pushing some turbos and everything
>They talk behind my back and say that I cheat with NOS to other people
>I spent $1300 for this car and nothing past replacing the intake I blew doing burnouts.
That feel when no local touge or twisty roads
>>13852575
OK, but at the end of the day
>you drive a Lincoln Town Car
That is more pathetic than the riciest swaggot.
>>13852523
Yeah we used to do it real big. Lots more stories like that but /o/ doesn't approve of that stuff
>>13852547
>he isn't an organ donor
>he doesn't have a DNR card
It's like you don't even deathwish bruh
>>13852600
If I were a paramedic I would throw away the DNR card and revive them, just to troll them for being stupid Christfags.
>>13852600
>wanting your organs to go to some wheezing diabetic or some other shit head
>r8 my too-gay
Mitchell Hill > Top Hill > Jefferson Hill
If you head south on Tophill it leads into some altitude differing smooth curves and flat straights where there is like literally no cars coming in the opposing lane.
>>13852547
>miserable
>worthless
>cripple
2/3 aint bad
>>13852321
Yeah I actually think its pretty good but of course its not all I listen to.
>>13852295
where you live anon
>>13852627
I'm getting to 3/3
That's why I'm an organ donor. Negates some of the worthlessness.
>implying my organs will be any good
>>13852620
Breddy cool
>>13852632
Tennessee, the SHO I want is in Shreveport Louisiana though
>tfw no local toe-gay
>>13852627
I already have it in my will that if I end up on any sort of life support, at any point. That i be let go.
I think it'd be pretty hard to end up as a miserable worthless cripple shitting from their ribcage into a bag from a too-gay car crash without at some point being on life support.
>>13852547
Not if OP's alone. At worst, he'll go over the edge into a tree, get knocked unconscious and die from internal bleeding before anyone finds him.
>>13852653
That's what I'm hoping for, since nobody ever uses the road except for atv hooning, but they would just strip the car and leave me to die :^)
So tomorrow is Friday the 13th... The last Friday the 13th in February, I got run over by a car while working.
I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow.
>deathwish
>>13852630
see for me it makes me want to shut it off immediately no matter what it takes
like an intense hatred
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I have a different sort of deathwish.
It's too much work to import the slow beauty that is the R30 into the United States. So I can drive it very slow and look cool.
So I figured I'm going to buy a 99-04 Mustang or a 10+ mustang and put a compound charged system on it.
I don't know how I'm going to do it. But I'm almost fucking certain in 10 years, I'll be well settled into the ground because I'll have fucked something up and snap steered into a fucking wall.
>tfw do this route every once in a while
>tfw entire bay lights up at night and there's a cozy view as I drive along the windy road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICwW3D1aQBg
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>>13852756
Pretty sick bro.
>>13852775
I couldn't find a less pretentious image than this, but this is what it looks like at night (without all the after effects).
really need to do this loop again, it's been a while
>>13852859
That's like 30 miles of pure tooooo-gay
>>13852863
yep. i have this section on video but i fucked up the camera position
>>13852610
What's a DNR got to do with being a christfag? The ones who prefer prayer to medicine probably don't even know what a DNR is.
>>13852118
>never depressed or suicidal just enjoy going fast
>done with racing go karts that have no seat belts or roll cages but get up to 120mph for the day
>decide to hoon a buddy's 50cc pit scooter on the dirt bike trail in the infield
>not wearing a helmet or any gear because lol50cc
>kids who steal it all the time say it can do the hoopty hoos flat out
>get some sweet air
>then lolscootersuspension happens
Scooters are not dirt bikes. You can still see the scar from the road rash where dirt was embedded in my arm. Probably lucky that's all I got lel. Wear your gear when doing stupid shit kids.
>>13852898
Christfags always have DNRs, they believe that it is God's will for them to die a horrible, bloody death in a car crash. If they're resuscitated they get fucking furious and sue people because basically it means they're going to hell for defying Jesus or some shit.
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I was thinking about getting a DNR after I build my next car. Which is planned to put out 1200 horsepower.
I'm just too much of a fucking coward to live up to people saying I am a piece of shit that rammed his sports car into a white family of 4.
>tfw have a vintage car race here every summer
I love this course.
http://www.pvgp.org/vintageraces-schenley/
>>13853044
Here's a vid of somebody driving the course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUCq1Owg6TY
I just pushed my shitbox almost past what it could do, which isn't much (100 maybe).
I would fucking kill to be able to go fast as shit. Actually, I'm literally getting my life together from bullshit in order to be able to get a car that can do this. I don't care what happens, because it'll be worth it.
I used to have a deathwish, but now I just wanna live and go fast. But if I die (or prison or whatever), I'll be happy.
>>13852645
How much you want for it?
>>13852940
I can see it well.
>>13852988
No you dumb nigger it's the opposite.
There's a belief that you have to go whole before god, with all of your original organs.
If they're JWs they might also have a strange taboo against blood transfusions, and will get kicked out of the church and ostracized if they take one.
>>13852118
Yep, bought a bike for the same reason
Now I have a reason to wake up, can always wrench on it plus try and go that bit faster on new roads. Now that I'm happy I'm gonna crash and die soon though, life won't let me have that much fun
>>13852596
and yet, so much more classy.
This is basically my life. Spent my 20s traveling the world, now I'm 30 and working a full time office 9-5 and the only time I don't want to blow my brains out is when I'm blasting around to and from work in my race car. Oh and playing fantasy football. That does a pretty good job of filling the void as well.
>>13852596
what's so pathetic about the town car?
>>13852321
I inly really listen to it when I'm driving.
When I owned my Corvette I used to go hoon the fuck out of it on the old empty highway near where I lived, shit was cash, sold it before I got a reckless driving ticket tho.
>dat air rushing by at 170mph
>>13853531
He's jelly cause he cannot into comfymobile
>>13852321
when I want to be in a high energy mood, yeah. But that's mostly just driving when it's okay to hoon.
During severe bouts of depression i remember totally ignoring give way signs, hoping a car would kill me. I've done it 3 times so far in 6 months
Done 100mph for the first time on dirt roads on totally bald tyres
>>13853084
If someone shows up with 3.5K I'll take it. Half the engine is brand fucking new but I guess that doesn't matter to normies
> load 00buck in 870
> rack
> put to head
> think
> go shooting/driving/fuck the neighbor girl instead
> live another day.
>>13852118
>drive down back roads from work at night
>turn off lights and cluster lights
>take my hands off the wheel
>close my eyes
>let jesus take the wheel
>count to 3
>if i dont die, i open my eyes and turn on my lights
I've made it to 3 every night for the last year.
I should probably change the tie rods or something on my car to screw up the alignment then maybe it will finally happen
>>13852321
Your mom is a meme
>be me
>on highway
>lane splitting at 100-140mph
>still alive
>be me recently bought e46 m3
>dat 300 hp makes me jizz evrityme
>driving on I 95 back from new York city
>highway pretty empty as far as I see
>let'sseehowfastigo.jpeg
>shift down to third doing 70
>pedaltothemetal.gif
>redline and that orgasmic i6 sound, shift up
>needle climbing from 70 to 140 and still going up
>jizzinmypants.png
>mfw I slowed back down
>huge fucking grin
>>13852620
Shit compared to mine.
>tfw there are no twisty mountain paths anywhere near me
The lake Mead backroad and red rock canyon scenic drives are pretty cool but they're flat and have a cop every other mile. Vegas sucks for driving around in.
>>13857627
If you live in Vegas, you acquire different automotive tastes.
Or you go to the track out there.
>>13857645
I have quads and I have been offroading in my GMC Sierra, but its just not the same. I wanna go fully hektik in my miata downhill doing twisties.
