ITT: Women Drivers
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So raged so hard when this women driver drove fast from behind and over solid white lines into express lane. While doing so, sent debris and rocks flying, causing much deflecting sounds on windscreen. Get fuming and gun it down behind her...wish was touge instead....more pressure to get them scared.
>>13844331
You didnt come off the ramp fast enough faggot. Youre just mad because a woman showed you up
>>13844335
She was doing 75 in a 55 zone
>>13844342
Yeah, like i said, you were going too slow. Move over grandma
>>13844361
You're an idiot, go play in traffic or something.
>>13844331
You suck at telling stories
>>13844331
>be exiting grocery parking lot into 3 lane street
>one turning lane and two forward lanes
>right next to intersection so line of cars either waiting to go straight or turn left
>fuck ill be waiting for here for years
>have right turn signal on entire time and not turning right onto the street from the intersection so obviously I need to go straight or left at the intersection
>light turns green
>cars move through but the cunt right in front of me in the 1st gen Pilot sits their for a moment
>fuck yeah, thanks for letting me in!
>pull out of parking lot in front of her to turn left at intersection
>Cunt proceeds to lay on the horn all the way through the intersection
I wasn't inpatient either. I sat there in the fucking parking lot for two minutes with my turn signal on but I guess the bitch stared straight the entire time. At lest I have a better car I guess but holy fuck I'm still raging.
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>>13844518
I....is that picture photoshopped?
>>13845124
just the hue and saturation
>>13845148
>hue
>be riding muh bike from work
>mom just bought new car
>see said car behind me without realizing it
>she bought a 550i with the manual
>she turns with no plans to do a burnout
>smokes tire anyway
>doesn't even let my dad drive it unless it's on a longer trip
>based mom
>>13845124
The nose knows
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/180F6YdnszJd0i1uH6-o29yRhKfrL4RwPXAlQ36kFbuU/viewanalytics?usp=form_confirm
>there's only 11 girls here
>slowly roll through parking lot looking for a spot
>woman already driving the tiniest possible car, a Smart, still manages to back out of her spot and into my rear quarter panel
>women drivers
On the upside the scratches on the Volvo buffed out while her rear bumper was completely ruined.
>Asian woman drivers
>>13846446
>asian drivers in general....
here /o/ meet your waifu: https://youtu.be/wUJnYSr5tDc
>>13844389
...
Because you couldn't?
Way to be a kek.
Today I was driving on the highway in the middle lane. I decided to have a little fun and accelerated. I sped up to about 150 km/h (in a 100 km/h zone). This bitch in a ~2006 Toyota Echo was driving around 120 km/h in the left lane. When she saw me coming she floored it to change lanes in front of me. I don't even get why she wanted to go in front of me that badly. She could've easily gone behind me in a couple seconds....I will never understand that logic.
>>13846677
She panicked and didn't want some asshat passing on the right
>>13846593
>durr asians are teh worst drivers
>>13846446
>already implied
>>13846677
because some nignog in a speeding corolla was trying to pass her on the right like a total asshat.
>>13846712
>butthurt zipperhead
>>13846712
Have you ever driven in a major metropolitan area's chinatown m8?
>>13844518
>Honda Pilot
>Women Drivers
>Not knowing how trailers werk
>>13846737
>>13846732
>too retarded to live
I've been to china m8, saying asians are bad drivers is like saying water is wet
>ARE YOU DIGGIN' THIS AIR?!
>>13846766
That gif is so awesome. Especially because Bert is trippin balls in the back seat.
>>13846772
>narrating the story
THANKS GRANDPA
>>13846787
Is he supposed to be trippin?
Somebody posted that without Bert the other day and I was disappoint.
>>13846787
get out of this thread clit eastwood
>>13846712
My Japanese stepdad has told me on numerous occasions that Asian drivers in Chinatown district are the worse in the city.
>>13846795
I like to think he's trippin' but the random car site i pulled it off implied that he was not.
>>13846809
>cub foods
Holy shit. Is that place still around?
>>13846787
Oh, and respect your elders nigger
>>13846804
>bad asian driver hates other bad asian drivers
MY SIDES
>>13846820
He's a horrid driver.
>>13846820
nice try, jaquan demilius mcfadden
>>13846827
what happens if i do?
>>13846724
Nigger the highway was empty and she was driving in the leftmost lane. I figured I'd have a little fun because I don't drive fast often.
>>13846824
This is exactly what it's like to visit china.
>everyone complains about terrible drivers, yet drives terribly
>>13846837
>total canada asshat justification
hey, soory, it's no problem, eh? Don't worry aboot it.
My coworker is actually male, but he drives like a woman.
>on way back to the shop after a job up north
>doing ~40 MPH in a 40 MPH zone, co worker is driving
>driving down state highway, pretty good amount of traffic, left turn lane to one side, quick stop shop on either side of road
>no crosswalks for 15 miles north or south
>pedestrian standing on shoulder waiting to cross from one shop to the other
>no crosswalk, pedestrian has no right of way, is not in the road, is actually waiting quite patiently to one side of the road for traffic to pass
>co worker panic brakes to a stop to let pedestrian cross
>co worker is now at a dead stop on a state highway for no good reason
>predictably, cars pass on the left to get around this van that is now stopped for no good reason
>pedestrian luckily sees this, doesn't cross until those cars have gone by
>co worker stays at a dead stop for a good 40 seconds until the pedestrian crosses
>then proceeds to get pissy about how people passed him when he was stopped
This isn't an isolated incident either. He regularly does shit equally stupid. Going through a local college, he will quite literally stop at a crosswalk and wait 30 seconds until a pedestrian reaches and crosses the crosswalk before he'll keep going. The pedestrian could be 50 yards away from the road and he'll still stop and wait.
>>13846978
I hope you drive through a crosswalk and run some higher-up's kid down one day
>>13846602
>bad bitches
>favorite bitches
>main bitches
>bitches
>bitches
>bitches
>hill comes up
>everyone slows
>ford territory behind me approaching fast
>this is it lads, grip the steering wheel
>dappy bitch looks up from her phone slams on the brakes and locks up. Doesn't hit me though.
She then tailgated me for a few km.. kinda I was cruising at 105 but she kep backing off and speeding up, to the point where I changed into the passing lane and slowed down to drop behind her.
>on 4 lane highway
>in the fast lane, see bitch start riding my bumper
>I move a lane over which I was about to do anyway
>she speeds up until shes a couple car lengths ahead
>proceeds to slow down until were going the same speed
for what purpose
>on a hill, driving a 6MT in traffic, stoplight is at top of hill
>woman in front in a GMC Acadia stops a couple of car lengths behind the person in front
>starts creeping until shes 1 car length behind him
>stops
>waits 10 seconds, proceeds to creep even slower
>stops
>creeps at a snails pace until shes right up his bumper
for what fucking purpose, literally end your life. need I mention the GMC was white?
>freshly cleaned/waxed black car
>behind a ford escape on an on ramp
>rained earlier, roads dry
>shoulders still wet
>rather than using a full 1.5 car lengths of road she puts half of her escape on the shoulder
>overspray
>just shit tons of overspray
>Driving on city's ring road on a delivery
>5:30pm, peak rush hour
>Traffic is heavy, but everyone is cruising at 80km/h
>Car in front of me with no lights on weaving in and out of her lane
>Give her lots of space
>Nearly sideswipes a car
>Panics and slams on the brakes
>Hit the brakes, but don't hit her because I saw this coming
>She slows down to 60
>Get into left lane and pass
>She almost fucking sideswipes me as I'm passing her
>Not even looking at the road, looking at her phone in her lap
>Get in front of her and resume cruising
>She starts tailgating me and won't back off
God damn I hope she drifts under a fucking tractor trailer someday.
>>13844331
brool cory, stow.
>>13847442
>>13847199
>>13847170
>>13844518
all of this can be explained by: bitch was texting
>>13846827
indeed you shouldn't. Ruins the whole point, second site i got on google search was "rightxd is a screamer website"
this is hot
>>13847442
>People who use their phones at the wheel at all
Useless pieces of shit
>>13847657
Or talking on their phone. Can't count how many times I got honked at because I "suddently" appeared in some broad's blind spot.
>highschool
>girl driver
>literally two fender benders before she even turns 18 in her hyundai accent
>it was always the other guys fault apparently
>take pictures of the shit with her obnoxious friends posing around the dent
She was the only female friend that drove, and she was the only one I know who got in an accident in highschool
are girls just inherently bad at this
>>13851439
Females have poor spatial awareness and hand eye coordination.
They're supposed to be knocked up and take care of children than being behind a 3 ton metal deathbox moving at high speeds.
>>13851459
Stop fiddling with their phones would help greatly.
>>13847199
>when you stop at a traffic light on an upslope in your manual and the car behind you insists on hugging the back of your car with their bumper
I usually just starting rolling back to tell them to fuck off. They wise up really quick.
>>13844331
My gf always talks about what a good driver she is because she has a "Safe Drivers License". For those who don't know, it means she's gone 10 years without an accident or ticket and can re-apply for her DL through the mail without any tests.
>Mfw she's hit and run in parking lots, been let off the hook by Cops for no insurance and illegal maneuvers at least 10 times.
This is exactly why women are "statistically" better drivers than men. They flee from accidents and if they're pretty, don't get tickets.
>>13851529
>I thought you didn't give pretty girls tickets.
>You're right. Sign here.
>>13851578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5bjCZepV8
>be in passenger seat with gf driving
>realize she's driving extremely close to right shoulder sidewalk
>"babe, you're driving extremely close to the sidewalk"
>"I KNOW! CAN YOU FUCKING LET ME DRIVE?!"
>???
I knew this one female driver. She was courteous and responsible and always drove defensively.
>>13851646
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>>13851930
>ex gf driving
>really fast as usual
>approaching a stop sign
>95% sure she doesn't see it based on our distance to it and our speed
>stop sign hon
>I SEE IT
>finally slams on the brakes
Woman seriously goes through pads and rotors in 20k miles
>>13846602
Couldn't watch the whole thing.
So she's just some bitch with a car?
Is that all?
>>13851946
>then I woke up
Women in SUV's can be pretty bad. but tradies in trucks at night, most of them tweaking on meth are so much worse.
Drive like assholes, many of them on the phone, tail gate and swerve across lanes
>>13851529
Always wondered waf that safe driver thing was.
Thanks,anon.
Is that a nation wide thing?
>>13851422
I fiddle my phone while driving occasionally, generally at stoplights.
A basketball american stole my car stereo and bent the connectors while doing so, and I cba to fix it. So I use my phone and a couple of bluetooth speakers that I either have velcroed to the dash or in the glovebox instead.
>>13844331
>rolling up towards a line of cars stopped at a light
>not stopping
>foot still on accelerator
>still going
>still going
>sink into my seat and wince
>jams on brakes as the entire car lurches forwards
>stops sort of close
>creeps up other person's ass over course of 30 seconds
>light turns green and we wait 5 seconds while she checks her phone
>this happens every single time
Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
>be 6:30 in morning
>backing into my spot in parking deck at college
>i drive a miata so there's literally 2 feet at every corner of my parking space
>cozy.png
>out of the corner of my eye
>what do I see
>a Ford explorer
>about to crash into me
>this bitch nearly takes my bumper off trying to get into her spot, which she decides needs to be right next to me out of the 100 spots in the deck
>watching her try to back in
>eyes focused on her rear bumper
>she goes too far
>my eyes fill with horror as I watch her smack the fuck out of the pillar behind her with her bumper
>she uses the rebound of the collision to move forward into the correct position of her spot, thats how hard the impact was.
>she doesn't even bat an eye and immediately flips down her visor and begins to put on her makeup
>interior lights were already on in her car
>it's dark out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>13852084
Some bitch did that to me at McDonalds.
>just parked my Explorer (kek) and was about to get out
>I notice this twenty-something bitch in a 10 year old Hyundai backing in next to me
>she was about to hit me and it felt like slow motion
>I couldn't react in time
>I heard a horrible CRUNCH
>she immediately stopped
>we both get out our cars
>lucky for her she just broke my taillight and didn't actually scratch the paint
>she says "blahblahblah I'm a broke college student" and doesn't wanna get insurance involved
>I tell her she's paying for it today then
>she says she'll meet me at that McDonald's on Monday with the money (it was Friday)
>hellno.jpg
>I said let's go to your bank right now so you can give me the money
>she agrees after arguing and takes the longest possible route the bank and even tries to ditch me in her shitbox
>we eventually get there and I make her pay OEM price for a taillight ($150 lol)
Anyway, I learned a valuable lesson that day. People are fucking retards so be careful where you park. I have a much nicer car now so I usually park far away from cars where there's little risk of people walking by or leaving shopping carts around.
>>13852132
Savage af. Props for not keking. Luckily I haven't been in an accident (yet). Lots of close calls but my miat's reaction time has yet to be matched by all the she devils in their Honda Odyssey's. I actually almost got run off the road today by a semi coming into my lane. Stay safe my friends.
My gf has been in 2 accidents, granted both of which were when she was really tired and within a weeks time of us driving from Cali to Maine within 4 days in a 2nd gen 4runner. One commuting 40 mins back from work after a 12 hr shift day after we got back, took off passenger side window on road cone. Another I think 3 days when backing out and hitting said 4runner because poor judgement of space. Otherwise actual clean record for 8 years. The other accidents she been involved in were the results of other girl drivers though go figures. The best one was when she was waiting to turn out of a gas station on Route 1 in MA and some chick blasting music just backs into her b/c doesn't check rearview before backing out and couldn't even hear my gf laying on the horn.
>>13852180
Sorry I meant keking not keking although sometimes I feel they are the same.
>>13851422
>>13847657
Phone interaction of any kind while driving should carry the same penalty as DUI. There have been studies showing that it results in similar levels of lack of awareness.
I have no fucking patience for this shit. Fuck anyone who does this.
>>13852214
>There have been studies showing that it results in similar levels of lack of awareness.
Actually they have shown that it is worse.
>ex gf
>had over $400 worth of speeding tickets she had to pay off
>"it was a rough few months running late"
>ride with her
>bitch is going 65-70 in the 55 highway, and going over the double yellows, even in blind curves because she's going so fast
>rides on people's asses
She made me feel like a fucking parent having to get onto her "Stay in your lane. Slow down. This is why you have so many tickets"
Oh, and then she got pulled over, and almost went to jail but got out because lolprettysinglemom
>80 in the 55 zone
>>13852254
probably, but I mean I guess it depends just how drunk you are. Definitely worse than the legal blood alcohol content in most countries though, yeah.
>>13846724
>>13846691
fucking dumb burgers. he's talking in km/h so he's obviously in a normal country with normal RHD cars that sit in the LEFT LANE and pass on the right.
>>13852302
>living in a monarchy.
>>13852335
>implying they have anything to do with the workings of australia
>>13851439
Fuck, the shit is real. same kind of moron here, except it's three (up to four now I think) in her 2000s Ford Focus. Bonus points = she put up a shit ton of pics of her changing her wheels to winters with #builtnotbought and similar obnoxious bullshit on her Facebook.
BONUS POINTS she loves to call Subarus 'that nice Subie' in Canadian French. shit drives me fucking nuts. I never thought people like this actually existed.
>>13851977
top fucking kek
>>13852066
USB radio = no more fiddling for music
>>13852302
I agree, most likely UK, but
>Canada
>LHD like normies
>>13846602
Lol everyone hates this bitch I was about to post a thread just for the video before I saw this
>>13852439
the housing that you would insert a radio in is all bent and fucked up and I'm too lazy to replace that part of the dash.
>>13852439
>Or Germany
>>13852439
UK uses mph.
>>13847657
>>13852214
>>13852254
The ONLY time I use my phone in the car is when I'm stopped at long lights or cruising on the highway with nobody around. And even then the most I do is change the music I'm playing or look at (never answer) a text message if I think it might be important.
The idea of fiddling with a phone keyboard trying to send a text while in traffic is terrifying.
>just get done with a long run through the woods this morning
>still feeling pretty good as I drive to the shop to shower up and start the day
>come around a corner at speed limit
>"I wonder why that bull dyke has her Versa sitting perpendicular to the road across my lane?"
>come to a stop and beep at her
>she loses her shit and screams at me from her seat
>just sit and watch her because fuck trying to fight that beef beast
>finally beep again and she just pulls away
>exiting freeway
>come to a light, two lanes going left, two lanes going right
>I'm in the middle right lane, to turn into the far right lane
>bitch in Lincoln navigator on the right
>we go to make our turns, I'm in my lane. We are side by side
>she starts turning hard into my lane midway through
>I fucking have to not only slam on my brakes, but turn into the median
>while she's turning I'm honking like a madman
>get back on the road quickly, switch lanes to pass her
>she didn't even look, wasn't flustered at all and was talking to her passenger
She's lucky I didn't have a baseball in my car, otherwise her window would be broken
>>13847026
Go away co worker
>>13851971
>Current GF goes through brakes and pads in relatively same amount of time
>nags whenever I downshift when going down a hill
>nags that I accelerate too quickly, meanwhile I'm thrown around like a rag doll when she's driving
>>13852064
No, it's a state to state thing. She's pissed because hers was in Illinois, but now we're in Missouri and MO doesn't to it, so she's going to have to go in for the test.
>>13852185
I'm gonna expand this a little bit... Women Passengers.
>hangs on for dear life and bitches when I drive 15mph over on an empty freeway
>she does it in a crowded freeway
>freaks out when I overtake
>she doesn't even look when she does it and usually has much less room
>"anonette can you check your phone and find me another route, it looks like there's a wreck up ahead"
>5 minutes later
>"got anything for me?"
>oh, sorry I was texting
>be driving, in left lane
>switching lanes to my right
>coming up to an intersection (I have green light)
>can't switch lane because someone going 20 over is zipping down the lane I'm switching to so I hold off with the intention of switching lanes after they pass
>while I'm watching my mirrors for the speeding person she freaks the fuck out and screams "look out!"
>I assume there's something I didn't see like someone running the red light at the intersection and that we're about to get hit
>slam my brakes on
>look around trying to see what she saw that made her freak
>literally nothing.. "What the fuck anonette?"
>"there was a guy coming up really fast in the lane you wanted to switch to and you didn't see him"
Jesus fucking christ... I got so mad that time. I think passengers freaking out over something they think you don't see without actually saying what they're seeing (especially when it's not actually something serious) is my biggest rage thing about driving with other people.
If all you do is scream without using words, I have no choice but to assume that you're freaking out about something I didn't see and that something serious is about to happen.
My mother believes that you can trust people to stop at stop signs and insists that I go without taking a pause to see if they're gonna be a moron.
That's the only thing about any female driver in particular bothers me: idiocy crosses gender lines.
>>13844331
>gun it down behind her
anon, it's ok. Your shitbox couldn't gun it down behind a moped, let's not be delusional here.
>>13852439
I posted that story. I'm in Canada. Speeds are in km/h and we drive on the same side of the road as US. Hope that clears it up. It's not uncommon for people to do 120-130 km/h on that stretch. That's why I decided to go a bit faster.
>>13854228
that last one, i feel it
also women giving you directions
>just drive towards x place
-four ways to get there
>turn right here
-in the left lane with traffic on the right at the light
>>13856274
>>13856546
>she can't stop texting for one minute to tell you which of the 4 routes has the least traffic while you drive her somewhere she wants to go
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>13852256
>Dating a single mom
Anon you fucked up.
>>13856783
>Anon you fucked up.
My dumb ass ignored all the red flags, because that older, 28 year old booty, was some the best sex I've ever had and she was FINE>
>raised mormon
>was in drug court to get her felony removed
>3 kids
>drunk tattoos
It's me own damn fault for falling in love with a bitch with so much baggage. Never again will I ignore obvious ABORT ABORT
Best place to park is right next to trolley return
>>13856813
just chalk it up to experience and be glad you didn't end up sharing a 4th kid
>>13852590
>nags whenever I downshift when going down a hill
What's the purpose of this ? Idk much about cars as you can tell. I'm not a girl btw. XD
>>13857584
Engine braking
>>13857974
Right, but why break when going downhill ? Was it implied that there was traffic or a stop sign/crossroads ahead ?
>>13844331
>Picking my brother up from school
>HS parking lot is littered with downs syndrome gold digging whores new sedans
>they just fucking stop when they feel like it and decide to wait in the fucking already crammed lane instead of parking 20 feet away
>none of them can park for fucking shit
>just ignore the lines
>0 spatial awareness
God I fucking hate that place so much. That is all the time, this just happened today;
>got there 15 minutes before school ends
>chilling on my phone as the sociopathic leeches swarm in
>one manages to park next to me
>pretty much accepted I'll be trapped here for another 15 mins because of the shitheads parked in the lanes and blocked me in
>daughter of bitch next to me opens their passenger door and hits my car with it
>she jumps for a second, looks at me, and gets into the car, closing the door
>her mom immediately tries to reverse out of the spot
>blocked in
>she is honking and flipping out
>somehow, someone lets her out
>she leaves, no apology, nothing
Luckily my car is a shitbox and it barely left a mark. I make my brother walk off campus now.
Fuck women.
What about stories about br/o/-tier women?
>>13858443
My mom never bothered getting a driver's license.
I have many stories to share with you anons.
>Live in rural Australia, full of dumbfucks
>Be driving my E36 320i home from work during early afternoon, a literal 1km journey because it's too fuckhot to walk without an umbrella and flip flops
>Head towards a roundabout at the top of my home street which intersects with a main road that sees ~4 cars a minute
>Silver Camry stops at the roundabout, presumably to give way since I have the right of way
>Not happening sucker
>Bitch takes off while I'm directly in front of her on the roundabout
>Hits my front-left quarter and caves it in
>Bitch panics as her Camry gets dragged down my road by the inertia, forgets to brake and allows her car to roll and shitfist my rear bumper as well
>Camry is kill
>We come to a stop and get out of my car, only 400m from my home, and I check to see if they're alright before I throw my spare tyre through their windshield
>It's two pre-Cambrian old ladies who are paralytic with shock
>Somehow stay cool and try to exchange insurance details and driver immediately tries to lay the fault on me
>I politely explain to her that she is wrong
>She refuses to cooperate until the police are on location, but lacks a mobile phone to call them
>Call police on my phone, they attend and write an official report
>Police officer takes me aside and tells me she is without a doubt in the wrong and she will be forced to retake her driving test to retain her licence
>Not mad anymore, justice has been served
>Got $6000 from insurance for my shitbox, which is $2000 over market value
>All went better than expected.
Pic related
>>13859029
Second one
>Be passenging with GF through twisties down a mountain road in her 2011 Yaris
>Scared shitless because she has no comprehension of physics, nor the limits of her car
>Get stuck behind a slow bastard in a Falcon wagon on double lines, which was kind of relieving because it meant no more corners at 900g for the time being
>Watch over the next 5 minutes as GF gets progressively madder
>Bastard does not pull into the shoulder on 3 opportunites to let her pass, she snaps and swerves across double lines into the oncoming lane, with a blindspot 20m ahead.
>Get the sense of impending doom as she roars past on a shoulderless road in the oncoming lane going 130km/h
>My energies are focused on gripping the jesus bar
>She makes the overtake, luckily, but doesn't slow down due to residual rage. I call her an absolute fuckwit
>A wild hairpin has appeared
>Dumbass GF takes the corner without slowing whatsoever, causing the front tyres come unstuck and we understeer at 80km/h towards a bank
>Now she brakes
>A bit of tank-slapping later and she straightens out. I'm surprised I'm not halfway down a mountainside
>She recovers like nothing happened and I tell her the fuck off for beign suck a dipshit
>She "reassures" me by telling me that stuff happens all the time when I'm not in the car.
>Spend the rest of the trip wondering why I haven't attended her funeral
I think women should be banned from the roads.
>>13859029
Third one, which is more just my GF's driving style
>Should probably clarify that my GF drives a manual, because in rural kangarooland this is normal
>This doesn't in any way mean she is good at it
>Even with 2 years of driving experience, she will reverse for up to 100m without fully releasing the clutch pedal and burn the shit out of it. Often followed by her saying "what's that burning smell?"
>Routinely spins the tyres at traffic lights by accident because she dumps the clutch
>Dumps the clutch on every gear change
>Rolls with the clutch depressed for up to 500m because she wants to downshift without being thrown through the windshield, and cannot rev-match nor slowly release the clutch pedal; gotta dump it
>Stalls, a lot
>Drives over rocky roads (not just gravel) at Mach I speeds
>Drives in traffic like it's GTA
>Will not listen to any constructive criticism when it comes to her driving. I have explained to her in detail how to stop being so shit
>Complains at the elevated wear and tear of her vehicle
>mfw
>>13859029
Fourth one, which regards women and car maintenance
>There is this dumb bitch at work who shall remain unnamed
>She used to drive a second gen Ford Festiva with steelies that rolled more coal than a steam train despite running on petrol, which she tried to sell me for $5000
>Her dad bought her a Mazda 6 to replace it, and she immediately thinks she's top shit for having a leather interior
>Within a week, the leather has spills all over it and there are fast food bags/cups filling the footwells. It also smells like damp asscrack
>A few months later, she complains to me that the car is running rough, so I check her dipstick and it comes back blank.
>I tell her she needs to put oil in her car because it's below lowest point on the marker
>She scoffs at me and tells me "you put petrol in cars, not oil!"
>I stare blankly as my soul leaves my body, surely she cannot be this dumb
>"You can't trick me with that kind of stuff, anon. I will take it to the mechanics to get it fixed"
>Take the chance to tell her that her headlight fluid needs topping up
>She believes this but not what I told her earlier
>Tells me the next day that the person at Repco laughed at her
I wish I was making this shit up.
>Same girl, a few months later
>Says the mechanic who did her last service said her tyres are on their last legs and cannot be rotated further; asks what "tyre rotating" is
>I begin to explain to her the concept, but I am interrupted by her trying to show me what rims she wants to put on her car
>She shows me a bunch of primary-coloured rims in nigger size, all with the completely wrong bolt-pattern, offset and/or number of bolt holes.
>I begin to explain how they will not pass roadworthy, would not fit and would look disgusting
>She replies with "I'll keep looking after I get my tyres changed"
>Doesn't understand the concept of tyre dimensions, and thinks her 225/40R17s will fit on 21s
>I can't even
>>13846602
>car needs to warm up
>california
>wut
>>13846602
>waiting 10 seconds after the light turns green to go
>Be me, driving home from HS senior year
>For some reason, everyone on this two lane road chooses the left lane at this intersection, leading to a line of 10-15 cars in one lane and no cars in the right lane
>I choose the right lane
>After the intersection the lanes merge
>I start out a bit slow, letting the first two cars from the left lane get ahead so I can merge
>Put on signal, check blind spot, my lane is about to end (it's pretty much right after the intersection)
>I can see this bitch trying to get ahead for some reason
>Lane ends in less than 40 feet
>I merge
>She lays on the horn for a good 5 seconds
>I shrug my arm out the window like "Well, what the fuck did you want me to do?"
I literally have no clue why female drivers can be such slowpokes and drive like shit 95% of the time, but then all of the sudden they get real aggressive. There were a good 3-4 car lengths between us when I put my signal on to merge, and out of nowhere she tries to out-accelerate me.
>>13859356
It's funny because you took this picture from the bus.
>driving down straight 2-lane highway, 55mph
>person in front of keeps transferring from throttle to brakes and varying from 40-60mph
>pass this person and take a look at them as I move past
Anyone want to guess the gender of said person?
>>13846602
>MTV cribs
>someone that have a few followers on social media
>Someone that doesn't own their own house
>Some whore that talks with such a gutter mouth
How far have their standards gone south in the past ten years? too far to be taken seriously anymore. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
>>13844331
>touge
>>13851999
>but tradies in trucks at night, most of them tweaking on meth are so much worse.
Welcome to anywhere in Australia outside of Sydney and Melbourne.
>>13859594
And then the tires on their utes are usually bald as fuck, never get pulled over for some reason even when driving recklessly
>>13859356
Holy shit I hope they fly off a bridge
>>13858276
Original anon here - where I live there's about 3 mountain roads at 9% grade for a mile or more, that come to T intersections at the bottom. You absolutely don't want to be going full speed through them
>>13859107
Anon, your woman just wants to drive the touge
>>13859559
Attack helicopter
>Behind car waiting for lights to change
>See woman in drivers seat ahead turning and looking/grabbing around the back seat
>See her car start to creep backwards towards me
>Slam on the horn and she snaps back into controlling her car
>In-front of car waiting for lights to change
>See woman in drivers seat through my rear view mirror as she looks down to her phone
>See her car start to creep forwards towards me
>Pump brakes so the lights flash at her
>She looks up then stops the car from moving
>>13861204
underrated post
>>13861652
He just repeated an old joke he saw on 4chan, fuck off with your le underrated post XD meme.
Try le reddit, you can rate posts there.
>>13861652
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>13846602
FUCK you for linking this shit
>tfw just took a shower
>tfw clean af
>tfw need to fap now
>tfw don't want to take another shower today
>>13861703
>>13861712
salty as fuck, stay le mad niggers
>winter of 2013-2014 in Michigan
>this just so happened to be the winter that broke the most recorded amount of snowfall in one season
>anyway
>roads are still shitty from the heavy snowfall the previous night, snow plows were nowhere to be found
>driving around town to get some weed and hang out with some friends
>see a car on the side of the road
>5 minutes later, see two more wrecks
>wtf?
>after driving for maybe an hour and a half, we counted each car that got in an accident/is on the side of the road
>out of the 8 cars, all of them were women drivers
>5/8 drivers were blonde
>mfw I try not to be sexist that entire drive
>>13859297
>people that think they know better about cars than the person they took it to to look at it because they're good with cars
>then they take it to a mechanic and get told the same thing
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>13858427
>Fuck women.
>>13859107
You, sir, need to dagumi harder.
>>13862937
But anon, even dagumi was scared by Iketani's shitty touge driving
>women drivers
>>13859408
In the winter it gets cold enough that carbs have problems in pretty much everywhere but the bay area.
>sitting in car in shopping mall car park
>had backed car into space
>woman gets into car in row in front of me to reverse out
>slowly backs out trying not to hit car on right as she begins to turn
> bit further
>getting closer to me
>is far enough out that she can 15 point turn if she has to
>stops inches from me
>could probably swing hard and clear the car in front
>nope
>reverse into me whilst i watched it unfold
>laid on the horn
>get out to check for damage
>nothing to speak of, dented my number plate
>don't have the patience to deal with stupidity
>tell her to leave
>>13856654
rude.
855 t5 needs new spring seats and bump stops (loltexassun). Order spring seats, strut mounts, struts, cam bolts, bellows and bump stops.
>Honey don't drive the volvo, gotta fix it this weekend.
Okay.
>Pull in garage to fix.
Fender lip curled out, fender liner broken.
>Honey? Volvo?
I took it to the store, thought it would be fine. Didn't want to drive the burb.
>order new fender liners
Married life.
>>13861170
Breaking on your engine? Do you even care about going fast?
>>13852590
>nags that I accelerate too quickly, meanwhile I'm thrown around like a rag doll when she's driving
Sounds like my mother
>>13859184
>dumps the cluch on every gear change
shes just a race driver mang chill.
>>13863174
>cück life
>>13851481
Use the handbrake, goddamn. Having a manuel is no excuse to be rolling back on a hill.
Unless you have no handbrake, in which case carry on.
>>13854228
>I think passengers freaking out over something they think you don't see
My mum does that all the time when I take her to work some mornings.
>starts screaming
>"What?!"
>"There was a magpie on the road."
>dad is a bus driver
>generally good driver imo
>mum was always screaming because he's too far to the right, too fast etc
>says she's a better driver
>2 crashes during the last 3 years
>complains about the same shit when driving with me now
>mfw
>At park
>Grill in neighborhood has 03 mustang parents got her
>Parking lot at the park has parking bumps or whatever they're called.
>Girl has lived here and used this park for 15 years
>Girl drives down to the park, wants people to be 'mirin her new ride.
>Turns around to head back up the street
>BANG!
>Ran over one of the parking curbs facing the exit of the park
>Oil pan is fucked
>Her dad tows the car up the street to her house.
I think she totaled it a year later; she drives a prius now.
>>13852496
on a "smart" phone yeah, you can forget trying to word any kind of text.
On something like a nokia 1110? ezpz. thanks to the fact it actually has a keyboard you can access with your thumb. i kinda miss my old nokia just for the ability to look at the screen, read then type, and send, a message without having to look at the screen.
>>13868334
>>says she's a better driver
every fuckin' time.
>friends sister
>says she's a better driver because she looks at the rear view mirror a lot
>makes the assumption that I don't because I sit there staring at it when I drive
>explain to her that using the mirrors effectively is about seeing without looking and spending a lot of time looking at the mirrors means nothing
>tells me I'm just mad she's better
>no more than 3 days pass
>she dumps her car in a ditch and flips it completely over with her kid in the car
stupid ass was probably watching cars behind her in the rear view mirror instead of looking where the fuck she was going.
>>13846827
He look like he has a wet mess in them breeches! Nasty stinky brown ass pussy.
>>13861742
Do you rub your cum into your chest hair or something? Just pull it out and whack it off and put it away.
