It is your last day on Earth. You are given your car of choice with bumpers made of in unobtainium for the rampage of rampages.
>what car
>who do you target
>>13834791
Nothing
No one
I'm not a sociopath
>>13834798
Then gtfo off /o/ normie
>>13834802
Whatever , sorry I'm not some loser who holds a life long grudge over some minor slight .
>>13834791
Some old Mopar.
Death dealer on a whole new level.
>>13834791
Diablo. Or anything else with shin/knee high pop up headlights.
>>13834808
Who's holding grudges?
>the stories posted here are blah blah blah
Get over yourself. Lighten up and have some fun.
>>13834822
>>the stories posted here
>>>/b/
Kill yourself.
>>13834819
Kek
>>13834808
Then you haven't lived. I'm not saying I'm some edgy fuck that yells out "they should die!" at my Tv screen or whatever..
..but what I am say is a huge part of humanity doesn't appreciate and respect this gift/chance we call life.
anyway,
Mopar Death Dealer.
>>13834798
>>13834808
>imaginations are for losers
>>13834835
>>13834856
>>13834862
Hivemind
>>13834791
Killdozer with upgraded suspension that is capable of doing over 60mph. Well armored and ventilated of course
Any answer other than Killdozer is wrong.
>>13834877
>matte black dodge charger
IT'S DEATH PROOF
>>13834906
Indubitably good sir!
>>13834913
>good sir
You fuck off too like this cunt >>13834798
>>13834908
Merry Christmas!
>>13834791
Hellcat Challenger with automatic transmission for maximum weight and because I'm fucking awful with a stick
Gas stations that I can come off of a ledge and into or where I can make it through the whole store without stopping
>>13834791
Ultima Evo 1020. I don't target anyone, I just drive like a fucking maniac until I either die or I'm too exhausted to drive any more.
>>13834927
Paramount Marauder
Target? Whatever gets in my way.
Black BMW 328i
Erryone
>>13836766
E30?
E36?
E46?
E92?
I'd go with the E36.
my rx7
every single cyclist cunt on my touge
>>13836783
Durianrider will kill you with ease
volvo 240 and you can keep your faggot bumpers
>>13834791
A bright baby blue twingo.
They'll never see it coming
>>13836794
that junkie looking poofta? kek bruh i have unobtainium bumpers
>Rally spec STi
>Tumblrinas and jaywalkers
>>13834791
The Chrysler Imperial was so based, it was banned from participating in demolition derbies across the nation.
>>13836886
Good choice, but not trying to meme you, turning and swerving to get "points" will be quite the challenge. All the best.
>>13836886
It was banned from LeMans too.
ctrl+f "miata"
you guys disappoint
This makes me want based boat coupe.
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