Jeremy Clarkson is going to review your vehicle
How fucked are you?
>>13818990
but he already did...
>>13818990
I don't think he's a big fan of scooters
>>13818990
He already did
>>13818999
Talking about YOUR vehicle anon, he can see the cum stains and the dropped cheetos
![toyota-yaris-11[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kKVzvEP.jpg "toyota-yaris-11[1].jpg")
>>13818990
something something plastic shitbox
He'd just push on the rear bumper cover and call it rubbish.
>>13818990
He liked it
1997 Accord EU spec
IT HAS A GARGANTUAN 2.4 V6, PRODUCING A MINDBLOWING 170 HORSEPOWER
IT WAS MADE BY THE EX-NAZIS SO YOU KNOW IT'LL BE GOOD
YOU CAN ROAST TWO BRATWURSTS ON IT BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO EXHAUST PIPES
HOWEVER THESE TWO BUTTONS ARE TOO FAR APART, AND THATS WHY NOBODY SHOULD EVER BUY ONE
>1985 AW11
>needs poooowwwaaaaa
>>13818990
Why should I care about some britbong's opinion? He would probably hate it, but whatever
>>13819006
In that case, the smell would probably give him nicotine cravings and he would start smoking again.
>>13819029
probably pretty accurate desu
Well it was already presented on the Worst Cars special but overall loved it to death every other time
Its also praised for being one of the best cars produced and one Best Car of 2013. Can you guess what it is?
>>13818990
Already has.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk
>mazdaspeed 3
Hell give it to Hammond to review or theyll both make May do it so he can bitch about how anotjer sensible car got ruined
He'd hat my large displacement but weak V6 04 silverado. Plastic interior with too much audio, red neon inside that makes him think of a whore house. It's too tall (6 inch lift on 33's), handles like rubbish and is slower than James May. But it has a mad sounding exhaust and a proper manual transmission.
Richard Hammond on the other hand would love it.
As long as they don't do this - I'm fine.
He wouldn't approve of the fake carbon fiber dash, the red start button, or the red brake calipers.
>>13819032
>dodge
>>13819032
God I can't believe you paid money for that
>>13819032
>>13819292
My friend's dad used to have one of those, the SRT-8. It was goofy looking, but he had a few bolt ons and would run 12s.
It was definitelt his midlife crisis mobile.
Judging by what he thought of Hammond's bugeye WRX in the Africa special, he might not like it, though he would probably like its styling better.
Hammond already reviewed an Outback of the same gen before Top Gear and he thought it was fantastic, so he'd probably like the one with a close ratio gearbox, limited slip rear end, sport suspension, and tighter steering ratio better. It will get sideways in the rain/on gravel if you beat on it, even though it's a little low on power.
>>13819174
>implying that they didn't use the services of Dr. Manlove every chance they could
>continue not caring what a professional troll thinks
>>13819385
Top Gear has pretty much always liked the Legacy/Outback. Even old Top Gear.
They do hate the diesel, though.
if i remember i'm pretty sure he likes them, and mine is clean as fuck and bone stock, so i'm safe.
You tell me
>>13819425
Didin't they say it was one of the few cars all three agreed it was good?
well, since he doesn't actually know shit about cars, i don't really care what he would say.
>>13818990
My bike
>hurr durr suicide machine
My car
>honestly, no idea. he seems to like powerful, light, RWD vehicles with great driver involvement, but it looks like crap on the outside and has very stiff suspension
>Clarkson in a P71
probably quite since he doesnt like GM or drag racing, or having to put any effort into steering (manual steering) or braking (manual brakes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcWzOk9K0GQ
He liked it.
Jez digs my car :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZtSeNBI-iA&ab_channel=TopGear
The shittier something is, the more he loves it. That's his MO. I think I'll be alright.
aww shit
>>13819878
Somebody like Jeremy Clarson would totally drive a Ram SRT-10 or some Ferd King Ranch if he was more open minded about him.
Loud, opiniated people like him love big trucks.
>>13819032
That thing looks stupid.
>>13819032
>not stancing it
>>13818990
He would laugh, then laugh some more. The only way he would review my car is in a challenge.
>>13819922
That actually looks good lowered like that.
>>13819936
i agree.
>tfw no vossen wheels
>>13818990
>1998 Neon
pretty screwed really. lol.
![6a0133ecdf372a970b014e5fe1188d970c-800wi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6JvcAzS.jpg "6a0133ecdf372a970b014e5fe1188d970c-800wi[1].jpg")
He already has
>>13819922
>>13819949
Looks better in black too. >>13819032
On the other hand...
That's fine, he loved the GT86
Let's assume he knows bikes
>blablabla it can't be a cbr with a 250cc single cylinder making all of 26 horsepower
>but an engine this small does mean you'll be getting over 85 mpg no matter how hard you twist the throttle which is good because you will have to twist the throttle a lot
>blablabla Colin Chapman bla bla simplify and add lightness, 160 kg haha I feel bad for riding it in pants
>blablabla but when I tried to ride there was a problem.
>you see this bike was designed for someone at least a foot shorter than me so when I try to ride it I not only look like a dog humping a football, but my knees are bent at a ridiculous angle.
>blablabla on the track it's pretty good but the suspension may be a bit too soft.
>on the streets however, the suspension becomes much stiffer and the seat is so hard your prostate will hate you forever.
>they ruined it by trying to design a cheap commuter to be sporty
>fuck the millennials
Oh Cock
>>13819922
Bruhhh...
>>13820005
see
>>13819693
>My bike
>>hurr durr suicide machine
>>13818990
He said my car is fast, Enzo fast so im good
he'd probably bitch about the missing grill and numerous dents plus americunt standard autotragic but he likes 850's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPqcXksp2rU
POWERRRR
>>13821074
>your
It's a mustang he won't review it. Give it to the hamster he will love it
>>13819029
10/10 pretty much sums up clarkston. He wold prob find a way to put an American joke in there though.
>>13821087
In an old top gear episode he said good things about the sn95
I'm gonna get torn a new one desu senpai
he is just a bigoted and elitist ass hole
>1992 Ford Ranger with an Inline-Four Engine
He wouldn't review it, He wouldn't sit in it, He wouldn't even ever it mention it on the show.
>>13819033
I thought he allready did
Also what would he think of pepsitruck?
>>13821218
He would punch you in the face for suggesting it
The entire segment would most likely be filled with jokes and references about the solid rear axle.
>>13819032
I have a weird,unexplained respect for that car.Like,it seems like an idea that no over car maker would ever go through with.
"IF YOU EVER WONTED EN EXAMPULL OF JUST HOW SHOHT THE AMERUCUN ATTENTION SPAN IS.....THIS IT IT "
[F150 rumbles over camera and cuts to Jeremy in cab driving]
"IT'S A 1984 F150.
LESS THAN A DEKKADE AFTEH AN OIL CRISIS THERE BACK TO SELLING FULL SIZE PICKUPS FASTER THAN CHEESEBURGEHS..."
[Swipe shots of the exterior and interior and finish with him sitting in the engine bay]
TUGGED ALONG BY A FOH POINT NOINE LITRE STRAIGHT SIX PETROL MOTOR IT MANAGES TO SQWEEZE OUT JUST UNDER 15 MIOWLES TA THE GALLON WHEN EQUIPPED WITH THE MANUAL GEAHBOX....AND ACCORDING TO THE SPEDOMETER TOPS OUT AT JUST 85 MILES PER HOUR..WERNT THEY BEING OPTIMISTIC."
[cuts back to Jeremy in the cab driving again]
"SO IT ISN'T PARTICULY FAHST...NOR CAN IT ROUND A COHNEH."
[Turns his head to the camera}
"WHAT IS IT GOOD FORE THEN?"
[Cuts to him driving the truck towing a speedboat while smoking a cigarette and has a gun mounted in the back window]
DOING ALL THE THINGS THAT WE BRITISH WISH WE COULD STILL DO..NOT THAT WE'LL TELL THEM THAHT."
[Fades out with Born To Be Wild playing the background]
>>13821822
Topkek.
>would probably begin with its praises
>light, cheap, well sorted
>would then delve into the history of british roadsters and be as much of a review of the lotus elan as the miata
>would probably fall on it being good but lacking the british soul
>maybe even call it a soul-less copy rather than an homage to the ultra light roadster
although I did watch Hammond's review of the NC mx-5 and he seemed to love it, but I feel Clarkson is too much of a narcissistic brit to miss a prime chance to praise a true british roadster
Here he is reviewing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8geLnpGmQAQ
>>13821822
holy shit
Jeremy clarks on says he likes crxs and has owned one himself so not bad I hope.
pretty fucked.
least he could do mad skids because 460
>POWWWweeerrrr
V8, useful, stylist, can't be too fucked.
Had a 71 Camaro he defiantly would of approved of. If not him for sure Hammond.
>I'm Jeremy Clarkson, and on this episode of top gear:
>Some yank from over the pond wants me to drive his car
>Says it has lots of power
>Right. Brilliant.
*Queue music*
>I wake up at 6 am and take tweedle dee and tweedle dumb and fly across the pond to the US of A.
>Meet up with this young chap at a gas station.
>He's driving a nissan 240sx.
*various shots of my fucked up s13 from various angles*
>thats a 200sx, to us that drive on the left, but in America they come with the much bigger and slower 2.4 litre.
>This chap had instead decided to swap the engine out for the 2.0L turbo from its Japanese counterpart.
>He's heavily modified the engine, to produce over 500 bhp.
*Under hood shot*
>My first instinct is that this will be brilliant.
>But I was WRONG.
*cut scene to Clarkson yelling over the drone of a 3" exhaust at a roll*
>YOU SEE, THE INTERIOR SMELLS LIKE GREASE AND CHEAP COLOGNE, THE GEARBOX IS A MESS, IM NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THESE SWITCHES ARE FOR-
*Clarkson flips a toggle switch, disabling my electric fans*
>AND I AM PRETTY SURE, THAT THE OWNER OF THIS VEHICLE IS A HOARDER
*camera pans to the backseat, revealing my mountain of spare parts sutting in my back seat*
>THE THROTTLE IS A LITTLE STIFF, HIS SUSPENSION IS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE.
>BUT THERE IS ONE REDEEMING QUALITY
*drops it into 3rd at 60mph and scorches the rear tires, before accellerating upwards of 180mph, until the engine overheats from failing to turn the fans back on again*
I dunno, it would probably be an entertaining episode.
>>13818990
>'07 Chevy Impala SS
He'd probably like that it has more power than the typical A to B shitbox, but it's American and fail wheel drive so he'd hate everything else about it.
>>13822090
noice
I have actually never found a Clarkson review of this, but I'm pretty sure he'd like it. Unless, in the segment, he compares it to a Jaaaaag, or used Rolls or someshit.
>>13821121
He'd be right at home here.
Jokes on him. I don't even own a car
>>13822090
Kek
Thank you aaand welcome! Now! Tonight we are on a mission in the heart of our country, but this is not your average cheap car challenge. The producers have told us to meet up in Dunthorpshire after using five thousand pounds each to buy what we think is theee most boring car .... in the wooorrrld!
>>13819516
Ford Mondeo, Subaru Legacy, Renault Avantime.
>>13819029
There is no such thing as "ex-nazis"
He'd probably just stand there and stare blankly at a 3/4 ton Ram truck.
>>13822210
nice try, avraham
>>13818990
It's an NA Miata so I'm pretty sure he'll be happy with it.
>>13822327
Except he won't fit.
>>13822330
He will with the top down.
Let's see. It's as slow as a brick, handles like one too. Has your run of the mill American build quality that only Bubba would enjoy. It is what most Americans would buy for their daughter going off to college, yet if you don't replace the ignition switch the car just might kill you
psst, it's a cobalt
>>13820939
Love the livery
>>13818990
http://youtu.be/Lb2EbEknAHM
He loves the 3000gt
>>13818990
He's not gonna like it...
>>13818990
He hates bikes, so I would just hear the average fag jokes.
May and Hammond may like it though.
>>13822090
That was terrible and your car sounds idiotic.
>>13818990
He'd approve of it; he likes small Fords.
He'd be alternately approving of and appalled by my choice in music, though. He'd make fun of the dent in the bumper, as well. And the contents of the boot, because I keep a bunch of uniform in there for work, as well as other stuff I can't risk forgetting.
He'd hate the engine, though.
Soooooo fucked.
He never reviewed it or the Galant VR4.
>>13822837
Damn, that's nice.
>>13822837
He'd like it, clarkson likes mitsus and evos
>>13822832
You were already fucked, look at your pile of shit.
>>13822403
3000gt with pop-ups is sex desu
>>13818990
>AE82 Twin Cam 16
Not enough power, old and rattly interior, has all the body roll of a van from the Job Centre
>AE86 Trueno
Not enough power, old and rattly interior, noisy and unrefined.
I'm not optimistic about either.
>>13818990
>review your vehicle
Do you mean a vehicle of the same model or my actual car? Still, I don't care both ways. His opinion isn't all that important.
>>13822914
Nobody said it is.
He already reviewed my shitbox
Its why i justified the purchase
>I have no opinion of my own
>>13818990
This is not the greatest car in the world. It's not even a tribute. It's ten years old and it wears each of those ten years on its face with the dignity an old Japanese maid. The wheels have been nipped and scratched by dozens of kerbs. The headlights have faded. Someone, somewhere, seems to have run into the back of it at some stage and broken one of the lights. It may never be truly beautiful again, but the patina of age has given it something more than that. It's given it character. It's a car that's lived a life and been enjoyed rather than been sequestered away in a garage to be admired.
And then you slip inside her, and realise that she can still put a smile on your face.
>Actual TG Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRiPSlx8PxA
>>13818990
Named it car of the year for 2007.
>Peugeot 206
whoops
hamster likes mine
http://youtu.be/e6F11TQOmwE
Clarkson doesn't really know that much about cars, so don't care what he thinks.
>>13818990
>It's a 15 year old BMW so it's going to break down before I can start it
>Strange small coming from the 20 black ice air fresheners
>The engine reeks of oil smoke, which pours out the headlights at the lights
>The differential makes a strange clunking noise when you put your foot down and the engine isn't quite warm yet
>And the tyres are from a brand I've never heard of and seem to be made of cheese
>BUT ITS PERFECT
>*Oversteer everywhere*
>>13822986
>Next year after the Saturn aura was named car of the year
>>13818990
I wonder how Clarksom would review modern modified cars,like a 1000hp Supra, or an LS swapped NA Miata.
>>13819004
He hates everything on two wheels, because A. He crashed the first time he got on two wheels (at Silverstone) and B. It makes for a good joke on TV.
>>13819032
I still why they aren't making a Hellcat Charger wagon. I mean,they made THAT, why not add power?
>>13819706
5 minute fake police chase (including ridiculous fake 'stache), 5 minutes of shooting, then 5 minutes of making fun of burgers. Then he'll blow it up using lots of explosives.
>>13819855
No you won't.
>>13820005
He hates bikes.
>>13821822
10/10
>>13818990
He wouldn't have much to say about a Corolla. Probably just that it's a competent but very boring econocar. That or he would pretend to fall asleep for comedic effect.
>>13818990
He's already stated in a news section that he thinks Infiniti's are dumb, and did a review of the 370Z that states that while it's quite fast and has some nice features, it's unrefined and he doesn't like it.
Pretty fucked, I'd say.
>>13819176
He's already given a positive review to the FR-S/GT86, though. So you're probably safe.
>>13819892
>>13819878
Did you totally miss that episode where he drove a Henessey F150 Velociraptor and May drove a Silverado Z71 and they both liked them?
Though Clarkson has driven an F150 Lightning and been sort of ambivalent about it, and he had some fast Ram in one of his DVDs and hated it.
>looks like total shit, interior stained all over from all sorts of things
>exterior looks like shit too, hasn't been properly washed in >3 years and has body damage from a minor accident
>windshield is cracked
>still runs great because I do everything I can to do the actual drivetrain maintenance and shit
>>13824038
How old is it, and what is it? Because that might actually work out for you. They tend to find beat up old cars that keep on chugging despite all odds kind of endearing. See the first American road trip special (the one with the Camaro, Cadillac, and Ram).
He would probably launch it in the air or something. oh wait Hammond already did it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Av3jaPlZHM
>>13822832
merci twingo
>>13821822
nice
Plenty of powaaaa but he'll hate how not-English it is.
Apperently he likes it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGirOBqm6fA
>>13822808
>so mad tho
>>13825881
Fiat 500 1.2 base model
He'll understand it. Rev rev rev.
>>13824021
I did actually, ill go look it up
>>13826532
It was in the most recent (and final) season. Don't recall which episode, though.
Richard did.
>>13818990
He'd start out hating it then drive it somewhere and fall in love with the brashness and vulgarity of my modded Americana mobile.
>>13820000
quads :-)
>>13826620
>Implying that today's Clarkson would have much nice to say about a standard C6 with an idiotic wing on the back.
frosty pls go
>>13819712
youre wheels dont match bruh :0
>>13819878
>Alaska headlights
>>13825016
I think he'd come around though, he hates all American cars until he drives them
>>13827605
>Alaska headlights
are...you saying that mockingly? im legitimately not sure.
But seeing as i do most of my driving around goddamn Potsdam, yeah kinda. The further away i can see the deer the better
>>13818990
He already did.
Yep, drove it on the show and everything. For several segments. In recent years. Brand new model, not one of those goof segments where they buy shitboxes for laughs.
You'll never guess what I have.
>>13828736
Ford Fiesta
>>13819979
Read the thread, retard.
>This man has what I called the best car of 2012 and he put better tires on it and it's still fun! Well done sir.
>>13820005
i appreciate you
>>13818990
Not at all, he named it car of the year and loved every second of driving it on the show. Toybaru master race.
>>13818990
All original R32 GT-R, I'm not fucked at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkUTeJDygBM
>Volkswagen Golf, not GTI
Practical but boring
stupid yobbo modifications
why is the gear knob a tap handle?
Pretty safe actually
>>13830117
Jealous of your lower profile roof rack f.a.m
>>13818990
>Porsche 911
Fug, if I remember correctly he doesnt really like them.
>>13824021
>F150 Lightning
To be fair that car seemed utterly, genuinely shit.
Probably the same thing he said when he reviewed it stock, but he'd bitch about how stiff it rides and how loud it it, and then say something bad about the wheels being black.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkUTeJDygBM
>>13819032
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>13818990
IIRC he loved the SR5, and my truck is it's granddaddy so I think I'm pretty safe.
>>13821822
>4 door wrangler with 2 inch lift
wew
"What do you get when a company with a reputation for luxury akin to the morality of British Patroleum looks to make a cheap sports car?"
>ominous growl and a set of four headlights illuminate the darkness
"You get this obese monstrosity: the 2012 Dodge Challenger R/T."
>exterior shot of Clarkson doing but outs in a Dairy Queen parking lot
"But what is a Challenger, really?"
>shot of the car burning rubber down a pothole covered street
"Speed? No."
>shot of the Challenger sliding across five lanes an intersection at twenty miles per hour
"Agility? Definitely not."
>shot of the plastic filled interior
"Quality? Most certainly no."
>shot of Clarkson leaning against the car outside the welfare office
"So why does anyone buy this has guzzling, Fisher Price designed boat? One reason alone..."
>shot of Clarkson cruising down the highway with a McDonald's bag in his lap, smoking a cigarette with a 64 oz Diet Coke in his free hand
"You can't do ought forty while being this American in anything else."
>And here we have the finest example of Japanese engineering. The MR2 spyder.
>Ridiculously small door frames, a soft top, absolutely no storage capacity, and plastic everywhere. Toyota is a real glutton for quality.
>But hang on a minute... does it...? Yes, the outside clearly looks like it stole the lines from a Porsche.
>Cosmetically they share a similar body, headlights, soft top, and even side gills
>This is because they both share a mid-mounted engine, with rwd.
>The similarities stop there, it would seem.
>The lightweight sports car is powered by a piddly 1.8L 1zz-fe engine with VVT-I, and makes a meagre 140 hp- and although you don't feel it in the turns, you'll feel it in the straights.
>The clutch-less sequential manual transmission makes a refreshing change from actually wanting to drive anywhere in a pleasurable manner, instead forcing you to wait several seconds in between up or downshifting before the clutch finally decides to catch, jerking you forward or backward, depending on how you prefer.
>Once you get rolling, you forget about the crumby transmission, and instead enjoy shaking your teeth loose on every bump in the road. When you think about it, it's probably worth it though, when you get to make turns like thiiiiis.
>>13827589
fat tires on back
skinny af tires on front
he a dragracer bruh
>>13830849
Wow, son, that was damn good.
>>13830849
the dodge challenger is pure crap, no amount of ironic shitposting will change it.
>>13830947
He called it a hairdresser's car on the show once.
>>13831030
Hammond said it's like a better miata, but it's 'too serious'
He briefly reviewed the s14 in old top gear. He would hate my s13 though because lol truck motor
>>13818990
Suspension has turned to shit , it has barely any brakes , leaks oil and is tuned to run lean for fuel economy , making it extremely cheap to run on LPG.
I don't think he's going to like it ,but it gets me to work and back.
>>13818990
I own three vehicles, and he'll hate all of them.
>>13821871
>Posts stanced CRX
>Thinks he will like it
>>13818990
>91 Toyota pickup
Didn't they drop one off a building, then dump it in a lake?
yep I'm fine
>>13823510
kek he already reviewed it
they hated the gti i think
I'm pretty sure it would sound something like this:
"Frankly, I thought driving this car would be atrocious.
And it is!
Mainly because this particular car is equipped with the 1.4 litre petrol engine, producing a maximum of only 75 bhp. And that's just enough to not make it go backwards. In fact, this is the base spec version with literally nothing on it except for a cassette deck and an air condition, which at least means there's little to go wrong.
However despite feeling like an incest child of a Transporter and a Polo this one cannot deny his Volkswagen heritage. The steering is remotely responsive and the gearbox is quite nice to operate. But that does not make up for the lack of oomph of the engine. And I am reminded of that everytime I shift down.
>shifts down
>engine noise
>rocks in his seat
COME OOOON!!!
Driving this car is a bit like a business trip to Germany.
You arrive in Munich just in time for the Oktoberfest, but your hotel is in the outskirts of the city, your room does not have a minibar, and you spend a fortune after the horribly boring meeting to at least get a few German beers at the bar before leaving the next day the same way you came. A missed oppotunity for a tremendous German party.
It tries to be a sensible car for sensible people but it's so utterly, utterly boring it even makes James's Panda look flamboyant to me.
All in all this is a very typical piece of German engineering. Very practical and efficient.
But unless it's got a GTI or an R badge on its back this sensible car just does not make sense to car enthusiats"
Id actually pay money for clarkson to drive my shitboxes and give a review. Kinda like rcr but not cancerous
>sees it for the first time
>>Oh god, no.
>leaves immediately
But if he did somehow review it, Top Gear style.
[pan shots of the exterior, engine bay, and undercarriage with his voiceover]
>This is a 1970 Volkswagen beetle (said with increasing disgust)
>It has the single port 1.5 liter, aircooled, flat 4
>it's faster than the older ones, but not as fast as the 1.6 dual port models
>It has IRS instead of swing axle suspension in the back, meaning you won't die of axle tuck when you turn
[Clarkson driving it around the test track]
>The first thing I notice is the abysmal acceleration, as expected
[that camera shot of beetle "speeding" by]
>and when you're finally done getting to top speed, you're not really going too fast either
[shot of beetle turning]
>In the corners, it's like a 911 but with absolutely appalling body roll
>Hammond might enjoy it, also because it's really small in here
>the steering is incredibly loose (while wiggling steering wheel between 11 and 1 o'clock positions and traveling in a straight line)
>The brakes are 4 wheel drum with no assist, but that doesn't matter so much when it weighs less than a ton
>There are some good things though
>the shifter is sharp, and gets to all the abysmally short gears well considering it's got a big linkage to go through
>Throttle response is good, even though what happens almost immediately isn't much
>>13818990
93 Corolla, he gave it quite a good review actually. Only complaint was the fact of just how BORING it was.
>>13821812
>it seems like an idea that no over car maker would ever go through with
What is BMW, Mercedes Benz or Audi?
>FWD
>v6
>american
>>13822832
That fucking Twingo photobombing your Opel kek.
>>13824225
Based 240....
>>13822832
MERSI TQINGO
>>13818990
An old Manual Jeep TJ.
Could be fun in the mud/desert.
"The engine is the same v8 modular you find in early Koenigseggs, and it has four doors just like a Porsche panamera. You may think we're talking high price tag for such performance and luxury, but this vehicle was purchased for just $1700."
>rests left arm on the window button console
>squeeeeeeak
"Bloody piece of shit"
>>13819922
Dope
370z; he'd love it once he drives it after getting done bitching about the 350z, Renault and plastic.
His judgments of cars are rarely objective and factual so it doesn't really matter anyway.
"Hmm ... well .. uh .. bloody teenagers and there crappy front bumpers"
>>13818990
>American car
>in Europe
He'd meme me to death
>>13819004
>iremeberthatepisode.jpeg
>>13818990
im ok, its just a large old ute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6bD1aoXHkw
Disaster averted
>>13821822
>22
SPOT ON MATE
