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Quick /o/! the local race club has stolen both your pride and
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Quick /o/! the local race club has stolen both your pride and your girlfriend!

Thankfully, The wise black janitor respects your passion and decides to give you a free car, the only problem is he only has cheap/old car.

Which car will you bring to the prestigious race club to bring back your honor as well as beating the cocky rich kid who mocks you all the way to the race track?

Hard mode: It must make you look like a complete underdog with no chance of winning
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AE86 Trueno
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>>13818899
EG hatch with a few simple mods
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>>13818899
>>13818914
also your name is takumi and your girlfriend is a whore
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Turbo mazda miata
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>>13818921
you'll need a spunky female engineer who totally has the hots for you for that
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>>13818921
- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Turbonetics t74 t4 twinscroll. turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous
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What's the track look like?
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The MACH 5
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>>13818930
this guy knows
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>>13818949
well it's a race club so it probably has everything for everyone, but suppose that you are going to have a normal race track except for the DREADED turn 6 which no driver has ever gotten around
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>complete underdog with no chance of winning

Give me anything American
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>>13818969
What's the other guy driving?
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>>13818899
A gun.
Alternatively a 90s era supersports bike
Fuck you you never said I had to play fair
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>>13819379
this
>tune
>intercool
>change exhaust
>swap pulley
>change suspension/tires so understeer isnt so bad
>win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsSwaIWukqI
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>>13819568
neither of those are cars anon
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>>13819588
A bike's similar to a car anon, and I'm sure that a wise black janitor would understand the occasional need for a handgun.
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>>13819563
a flashy sports car that was given by his dad
prolly a ford mustang or pic related
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>>13819600
But how are you going to recover your honor if you're cheating anon? that way your girlfriend will never date you again and you'll have to hang with the local nerds for the rest of your life
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>>13819609
>a fucking SLR
we ain't beating that on the cheap without a bike or really good driving

>mustang
If it's an '11 or newer GT we're also fucked.
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>>13819628
Shit man I'm just playing with the hand that I was dealt, just like richie rich. Not my fault that he's not willing to use a bike.
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>>13819645
remember your opponent is a rich momma's boy who only chose the car because it looked nice. You on the other hand are a racing underdog with your friends supporting you on the back

the speed of love and friendship beats an SLR every day
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>>13819609
Or how about he drives a tuned G37 coupe?
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>>13819657
redirect to this>>13819659
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>>13819659
Mustang would be more believable then since we are assuming he is just some asshole with alot of money that knows nothing about cars
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>>13819665
as much as I love the coupe, it's not flashy enough. Remember that it has to have a fancy look and exude richness that way you'll know that he has money

a Bentley Mulsanne does the job better than the coupe
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>>13819695
Or how about...an RC-F for that matter?
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>>13819707
acceptable

Now in what old but sturdy car will you beat the rich brat and have him go crying for his mommy?
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>>13819721
I'd think maybe a late 70's era Nova.It's patinaed,the driver's side door is green (the main body is faded green),maybe a set of lightly rusty steelies? Continue?
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89/90 SHO, and it HAS to be the 89/90 because they came with the basketweave wheels

Get a supercharger to boost the car up to 500HP and redo the suspension so it sticks to the road
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>>13819730
good choice anon go on
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>>13819742
Alright.Maybe it has a lightly dented cowl hood,the back bumper hangs down on one side a bit.Interior would be cracked,sort of torn vinyl,it's missing the interior door panel on the passenger's side.Has a swapped steering wheel.
This all I can get for now.
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>>13819754
The rich boy goes
>"Your gonna ride in that?!" cue posse of three sweater using nobles laughing at you

what do?
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>>13819763
Let the smoke from the tires do the rest.
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idk how but he gives me a v8 swapped tesla
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>>13818939
Probably the most boring post evar
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inlahn FOH muddafuka FOH SUPASPOHT muh FUKIN DICK muddafuka

drag dit back weel out n TWO fukken foot TWO foot apehanggas

zeeo ta a stack fasta den i hit dis blunt knowmsayin muddafukka wher da hos at knowmsayin
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>>13818899
126p with 13b turbo
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>>13820014
Now this. I'd buy
Supercharged LS3 in a Tesla

Needs a grille though.
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>tfw no pride
>tfw no gf
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>>13818899
Spend every penny on making it as similar to the old Group A cars as possible. Obviously not as clean
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Ill take the Big Willie with a 4 spd
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