oi, welcome to wheela dealas
we 'ere at wheela dealas love workin on motors and givin' classic motors a second lease on life, aye
today me and me mate Ed 'gina are gonna be buying a piece of shit, polishin' 'er up and sellin' 'er on to make a profit
lets take a look at her....
bloody ell, that's a proper stinka
taste is good, texture is a little bit runny
colour is a bit off, but edd back at the shop can fix that
i reckon we should go talk to the owner and see how much he wants for this piece of shit, and see if we can't pull a bit of the mickey and bargain 'im down a little
alllo son
gee, you're a bit young to be owning a piece of shit aint ya?
how long ya had the piece of shit, looks like ya done a bit of work on it innit
oi m8 i'll fookin clobba ya cunt
buy me piece of shit or git the fuck outta me council estate ya wanka
5000 quid
no need to be a poof m8
i'll offer ya 4000 and a blowie by ed 'gina, we got a deal?
hmmm, well i did want a little bit more ya old cunt, but i'll take 4500 and eddy's boipussy
Deal?
Righto m8, you gotcha self a deal.
oi 'gina ya poof, guess what i signed ya up for
we've got here a nice piece of poo for you to work your magic on
do I get to eat this week mike? it's cold in the workshop basement and my anus still hurts
>mfw this thread
>those file names
Fucking kek
you'll eat when i say you can eat, or it's back to the housing council with you, you lanky fucking cunt
had a little bit of an accident on the way back ed, but you can shine this up right cunt?
I need to make 1000% profit on this piece of shit to break even given my crack addiction, reckon you can do it?
I-i'll t-t-ry my best m-mikey
if I do this one last thing, can I eat? Do I have to keep living in the hole while you keep tricking me out to your paki drug dealer friends?
Don't push me 'gina boy, or i'll get every paki in london to use your arse like ol' lizzy's life dependent on innit
>*288 back breaking edd 'gina hours later*
'eres me paki drug dealer friend, who is after a piece of shit to spice up his curry
i wonder if he will like edd's efforts with the shiny shit balls, lets find out aye
oi bruv u owe me money, already taken your shitty leather jacket, gimme your shitty shiny balls for free or i'll cut ya head of in the name of allah
ya infidel cunt
50 quid and some more crack and you've got a deal my british friend
you can have edd for a week too
gotcha self a deal bruv
What's going on
Oi cunts, that was a CRACKIN' episode. I think everyone got what they wanted. I got some more crack, my pakistani friend got some more shit for his curry, and my mate eddy now has some coal to warm himself at night.
Join us next week for more wheela dealas, as we'll be polishing more british turds from 30 years ago.
Ta ta m8s
>>13815960
>2015
>being British
What is the matter with Brits? Did the great wars just kuck their shit up?
>Lexus episode
>Ed wants spinners
>>13816146
Pitcairn Islands?
>>13816151
Close m8
>first episodes in america
>buys old ford f100 and wants to put in an automatic
>already looks 50 pounds heavier
>murica
>>13815960
http://mrscromwell.deviantart.com/gallery/33814553/Edd-China
i'm just gonna leave this here. enjoy.
>>13816159
British Indian Ocean Territory?
>>13816161
>http://mrscromwell.deviantart.com/gallery/33814553/Edd-China
Fucking hell
>>13815960
all he ever does is find a junk car and let the tall skinny guy fix it up.
>>13816161
What in the hell did i just look at.
>>13816161
What the fuck is wrong with his eyes?
>>13816161
10/10
>>13816161
wut
>>13816161
We must dig deeper
>>13816161
Holy fuck.
Just when you're starting to think you've seen everything.
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>>13816200
she's fucking insane
>>13816161
???????????????????
>>13816161
these autism levels were previously unheard of
>>13816161
Ed's a qt, I don't blame her.
>>13816161
this is just weird
and instead of posting real selfies she draws them. And her other husband is the arrow
>>13816993
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>>13816945
she's 24 and plays with barbie dolls. and then she posts pictures of her playing with barbie dolls on deviantart. i wonder if she's actually mentally retarded.
>>13816161
It's because Edd literally looks like and anime.
This thread has been screencapped for epicness.
Tala!
>>13817188
dude fucking epic be sure to post it on /r/4chan
>>13817188
Thanks bro.
>>13816161
what autistic anusholder did this shit please make it stop
little handshaking fucking gnome
>>13817637
can you stop posting fat marah
>>13816161
autismspeaks.jpg
