If you were a Transformer, what car would you choose as a disguise?
Fiero
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>>13812761
I'm a faggot, so Miata
>>13812761
>>13812761
If I really wanted to disguise myself, a silver VW Golf Mk4.
C7 Z06 so that my engine can explode and I'll have a reason to stay home and play vidya and not have to do anything.
>>13812761
>>13812971
Decepticon detected
>>13812761
first gen viper
>>13812761
>what car would you choose
>car
autobot scum
>>13813054
Bring it on!
>>13812971
MERGE TO FORM DEVASTATOR
Feels good man
Id like to be this off road truck
>>13813536
Fuck, that car looks mean.
This or a Boss 429
>>13816888
Is that Egoista?
>>13816895
Yep. I don't even like Lambos, but this car is amazing. I blame the fighter jet inspiration.
>tfw I'll never even touch one
>>13816902
Nah, I prefer this!
>>13816928
Just doesn't do it for me. I've always been more on the Ferrari side of that rivalry, this is my only exception.
>>13816942
Egoista should be the next Batmobile senpai
An Escalade for sure. Big guy, big style, baby!
RS6, as always!, is the answer
its a volvo and a nightmare rape monster
>>13813054
This needs to be in one of the movies
Just needs to
>>13816923
TVR transformer
>shit, my cannon fire
>guys, can you give me a jump, i wont start
>wait a sec, i have an hydraulics leak
>WRRRABLARRRGH [communications module broken]
>whut is this black smoke? awww shit
>i didnt even know transformers had carbs!
and so on
I'm gonna put a twist on this. Go through and say if posted vehicles would be autobots or decepticons.
>>13812761
Decepticon
>>13812779
Neither. Literally shunned by both factions.
>>13812867
>>13812916
>>13812962
Autobots
>>13812971
Decepticon
>>13812979
This one is hard. Definitely mean looking enough to be a Decepticon but I'm going to lean Autobot.
>>13813054
Do I even need to say it?
>>13813189
>>13813195
Autobots
>>13813223
Decepticon
>>13813405
Autobot
>>13813501
>>13813512
idk this shit just looks insane... wtf even is it, some land rocket?
>>13813536
Decepticon
>>13816888
>>13816902
>>13816942
Also hard... seems like a Decepticon but I don't want to make all Lambos Decepticons so I'm going to take a page out of Age of Extinction and say Decepticon turned Autobot like the Veyron Autobot in the film.
>>13816923
That Autobot that gets killed in the first 30 seconds of the movie to set the tone
>>13816928
Decepticon
>>13816951
Leader of the LBGT support group for the Autobots
>>13817004
Autobot
>>13818163
Decepticon
>>13818220
audible kek.
>>13812761
BTR
Why, it would be my own car.
>tfw only tall enough to be a buzzbot
>>13813054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
not even close
>>13818715
>Get this song from iTunes now!
I don't fucking think so cunt.
I always liked this F-14/Valkyrie hybrid.
>>13812761
I'm the little car that drifts through the sick twisties to kick ass
>>13819329
Fuck me
>>13818699
>yours for under 17000$
glorious
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt
>>13818285
what about this?
>>13818529
Decepticon
>>13818556
Autobots have to save you because the Decepticons want to exterminate you
>>13818699
Deecpticon
>>13818778
>>13819337
Autobots
>>13819422
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT Autobot CAS
>>13819437
Autobot, too old to fight though
>>13819504
Autobot.
>>13812779
beat me to it.
if I was a Decepticon
>>13820910
this
I would pick a plane over a car any day
>>13820805
I see what you did there...
Breh
>>13820327
>Rallybot timmy is stuck in the woods!
>Dont worry Ill run him over and cancel the show
What kind of personality would it have?
Festiva.
>>13821492
young hot head autobot, extremely self absorbed and thinks he can take on any decepticon he encounters, constantly disobeys optimus at the cost of nearly losing his life every single time, yet he always survives because the plot demands it. Deep down he is a loyal autobot that will stop at nothing to protect his human acquaintances from harms way, and also the looming decepticon threat.
My base of operations would be in German or Balkans where many E36 are still maintained. Although a Yugo would also act as anti-theft security. Nobody steals a Yugo.
My car so I could still drive it.
>>13821730
What kind of car?
>>13821492
>sexually attracted to little red sports cars
>>13821842
Like Side Burn?
>>13821887
That was the reference
He was a Viper too
>>13813536
What make/model/year is this?
Not sure I've ever seen it before but it looks killer.
The first wheel
>>13822051
You would be an Autobot, but a very retarded one.
>>13822086
An ancient Autobot
mclaren 675lt.
Would be a deus ex machina, show up when people are in danger and disappear as mysteriously as he showed up with a massive cheshire cat grin.
Rival is the porsche 918,
A pinto so people would follow with extreme caution. Lessens risk of discovery.
>>13819437
That's a Dodge Daytona, not a Superbird. All Superbirds had the black decals over the headlights and a "Plymouth" graphic over both rear quarter panels.
>>13822256
Wrong. The Daytona has the Charger "gills" on the door. The Roadrunner Superbird has the vent behind the door. The graphics just further prove the point of a car being a Superbird, but the gills/vents, the top, and the tails are dead giveaways to which car is which.
>>13822267
Well shit, I never noticed that. Thanks for correcting me.
All bow down
>>13822349
Decepticon.
>>13813536
And /o/ retards complain that today's cars have poor visibility with High beltlines
>>13812962
This is a good post
I'd be this, if I ever win the lottery I'm buying it for the bants
