So what do you guys think of the true god machine?
>>13807224
Could fit some pretty big slicks if your change the IRS to a live rear axle.
>>13807224
I know this is bait but I unironically like the Prowler
>true god machine
>some shitty 90s boomer mobile
>god isn't real is he
>Ugly as fuck
>Built by Chrysler
>V6
>Auto only
>Only boomers will buy this
>extremely high prices because boomers know what they got
I think it's a piece of shit, OP
>>13807224
Cool idea needed a bit more power.
>>13807254
>Beautiful as hell
>Chrysler is a good company
>"Muh V8" is just a retarded meme
>automatics are faster than manual
>respect your elders you pantshitting millennial
>extremely high prices because it's a godmachine
It's glorious, OP.
>>13807238
Not possible considering the transaxle is at the rear.
>>13807254
Also
>handled like shit
>slow
>interior designed by an 8 year old crack baby who really liked Need for Speed
>cost as much as fucking Corvettes
They look really good without that godawful front bumper.
>>13807224
So is that a hot rod for people who aren't mechanically inclined enough to build and maintain one? And who just want the profile/image instead of actual sanic speed?
its only a matter of time till the fags who actually post about boomer memes seriously are gonna be the "millenials who nkow wut they hav" except itll be with 80's-90's japmobiles
>>13807270
7/10 made me reply
>>13807270
>millennial
>shitting themselves
If I'm not mistaken, they make diaper for old people, like boomers. This car was literally designed for senile fucks who shit themselves an "know waht dey got"
>>13807309
>implying I would sell my future 90s japmobile
>>13807238
>>13807243
>>13807246
>>13807257
>>13807270
Niggas know what's good.
>>13807293
This is dramatically better.
>>13807327
>If I'm not mistaken, they make diaper for old people, like boomers
but only millennials right now are the ones who have always needed them at one point.
>>13807224
They look cool if you can't see the front
>>13807224
>not V8 with 4 on the floor
american chrysler plz
>>13807291
>handled like shit
I thought it handled pretty good in my opinion.
I always thought it was hilarious how assblasted people get about the number of cylinders for this car. Those people don't know that Chrysler didn't have a good V8 at the time and the V6 was lighter and powerful than the Magnum V8. There was no point in making the car slower and handle worse just so that it can have two more cylinders.
>Chrysler reviving a dead brand for a single obscure tribute car.
>>13808031
Hadn't thought of that.
Based Chrysler.
>>13807293
Better, but illegal
>>13812089
Illegal makes everything better.
>>13808031
The Prowler was a Chrysler model for a couple years, so I don't see why they'd do this even if you don't apply logic.
>>13807898
The Magum V8 would have never made it into this car. The 4.7 maybe, they should have just done an 8 cyl casting of the Viper V10 for it. Inb4 that is a magnum 5.9, I'm saying an aluminum casting with a high end power intake instead of the torquey intakes the Magnum had
>>13812348
Well the thing with the PowerTech V8 was that it was ready for the road just as the Prowler was on its way out in 2002. It was too little too late.
>>13807270
>>13812089
really?
>>13812347
1 model year. The very last model year it was badged as a Chrysler instead of a Plymouth. All other years, it was a Plymouth
>>13814641
yup. Those front bumpers are functional and required by US law for crash tests.
>>13814639
It's not though.
>>13814837
>>13814855
>people cant like things I dont like
Oh well.
>>13814649
But like mattress tags you don't have to leave them on after you purchase one.
>>13814942
legally you do. By law, all US cars are required to have bumpers.
Great looking car. Too bad Chrysler destroys everything it touches.
>>13807224
>god machine
Looks like a lawnmower
I'd also like to point out that the spokes on the wheels definitely look like penises.
The problem is it's a street legal, DOT and NHTSA allowable hot rod. It's like Mormon-approved sex. Whats the fucking point?
>>13816847
Funny, I see cars at the coffee and donuts sunday gettogether without bumpers all the time.
>>13817191
Whether or not they get ticketed for it is another thing, but it IS illegal to drive a car without a bumper.
The only exception, to my knowledge, is if it's a kit car
>>13817191
Ex post facto. Those cars are probably grandfathered.
>>13817169
>this much preoccupation with homosexual matters
>>13807270
>Chrysler is a good company
0/10, low quality bait.
They should have released the Howler.
>V8
>Manual
>removalable hardtop
>Proper trunk
Donkervoort > This shit
>>13817291
And then rename it Prowler.
>>13807224
Love the car. Hate the underwhelming power. Hate the price.
>>13814641
>>13814942
>>13817191
The issue with removing bumpers is you're removing safety equipment. If you get into an accident and someone dies or is injured you'll get sued. You'll likely loose the lawsuit solely because you "tampered with safety equipment."
That said these do look the sex without the front bumpers.
>>13819625
I imagine if you hit someone hard enough to kill them, whether or not you have bumpers is irrelevant at that point.
>people are taking this thread seriously
>>13821009
>notliking the prowler
>not even in an ironic way
full pleb
>>13821009
>thinking the god machine fucks around
>>13807224
smashing design
>>13812089
Not in texas.
>>13821032
>>13821874
Have never known what fun is.
>>13807224
is it a kit car?
looks like a dad build
>>13821964
believe it or not, that was a production car. model years were 1997 and 1999-2001. They skipped 1998 because it was the 1 year Chrysler stopped making their 3.5L SOHC V6 that the Prowler used.
>>13821037
sheeeit
bumping for best car
>>13812089
Where the fuck do you live where removing bumpers after the dealership is illegal?
>>13825940
Freedomland, where freedom ain't free.
>>13821975
It was also the one year Chrysler had a brain, but thankfully they dropped it somewhere at Chebbys new years eve party
>>13825940
Would most cops even know offhand when seeing a Prowler on the street? You would have to know what it looks like before and after.
>>13817299
Finally some sense in this thread
>>13826045
Where? Most states don't have laws against a bumper delete.
>>13826576
Not seeing it. Prowler a best.
>>13817291
is that a fuckinhg reflector
>>13826965
What else could it be?
>>13807254
>"I know what I got" straight off the assembly line
>>13807293
i kinda want one and drop gtr livery on it
>>13827990
Which livery?
>>13807224
I've seen some pictures of modified Prowlers that I really liked. Open engine bay, 5.7 swapped in with the six speed manual from a Charger, big semi slicks, and side pipes.
The problem for me is just the engine. Even swapping a 318 into it would make it so much better. I'd love to get one of these things just to turn it into a proper hot rod.
Now that we've got all the boomers together in one thread let's kill them
>>13832742
Not all boomers are bad. I was eyeballing a beautiful red FD out in the far area of a grocery store parking lot when a boomer and his wife came and asked me if I liked it.
I told him it was a beautiful ride and that he was lucky. He asked me if I wanted to buy and he gave me a price of 16k with 28k original miles on it. He was an engineer from the university I was attending at the time and there was no way I could afford it.
>>13832854
>28,000 miles
Santa Maria.
>>13832742
>only boomers can like a Prowler
Yeah, okay.
>>13807293
>all these people who think that it's illegal because you're removing the bumper
jesus fuck you're all idiots
it's because you're removing the front indicators
>Chrysler built "Pranglers" to test out the car's mechanicals before its release.
>In the case of the Prowler, Chrysler fitted a Jeep Wrangler's body over it, creating five "Pranglers" for road tests.
kek
>>13833381
designed by tom gale. its not a god machine. its a piss poor tribute to the hot rod...
if it was supposed to be a hot rod why did they give it a underpowered v6? most hot rods are v8's
if it was supposed to be a hot rod why did they price it out of the market of young people?
if it was a hot rod why did they make it in limited numbers?
>>13833381
Would buy.
>>13833417
That's the joke.
