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[D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - Do I have to make all of these edition

>Motorcycle Routes & Maps
>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Pictures & Videos
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Shitposting & Dick Waving
>Ayy Lmao

Read the sticky and pastie before asking questions please: >>10361928
http://pastie.org/9328718

/dbt/ map: https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msid=210291316516715848797.0004f2a429a650af558a2&msa=0

Previously on /dbt/: >>11380036
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first for SV best baiku
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second for wr best baiku
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>>11382700
ayyyyyyyyy
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>>11382718
how do you like that little windscreen? worth it or just go without it
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>>11382728
I don't remember what it was like on the red bike without one, but I do know it helps on the highway. Honestly, for me, it's just for aesthetics
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>>11382700
dubs confirm
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>>11382732
alright i feel ya, also i want to swap my headlight for those alien eyes that come on the newer Stripples to mix some shit up

>>11382745
damn the sumo feels are real. want one so bad
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11th for SAWATH please put me on the /dbt/ map, I sent you my info.
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>>11382757
A 690 SMC popped up in my state for cheap. I want it so bad, but of course I bought a fucking truck AND a Miata once I gave up on the last 690 SMC.
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>>11382757
sumitomo tires and they gotta be run flat
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>>11382769
fucking shitty website doesn't like images anymore
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>>11382776
how is that tank protected from a drop? say you low side and the bike goes sliding, does the tank grind on the ground? cause that would suck if you could fuck it up like that
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>>11382769
We've seen the Miata pics
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>>11382740
aw yeah
http://youtu.be/uDDAlcB0r2E?t=1m9s
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>>11382794
lol dude that had to be a SV1k

i have an SV and i dont believe that
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>>11382785
It slides. I've dropped it a few times in the grass or gravel and it's fine, a few small scuffs but whatever. It actually serves to protect the radiators.

ADVENTURE
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>>11382785
I believe the actual tank is underneath the tankcover.
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>>11382837
yeah it seems like it could handle some serious shit but i just thought it would suck if you lay it down on pavement and it slides and grinds a hole in the bottom of the tank.
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>>11382839
shit guess that explains it, making my previous reply useless heh
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>>11382854
false. it's an aftermarket extended range tank, IMS 4.0 gal to be specific

here's the translucent one I used to have, identical save for color
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>>11382858
>>11382854
>>11382850
>>11382839
before the aftermarket tank
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>>11382794
R6fag can't into launching
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>>11382858
I remember you did some distance riding on it, how was it ? Do you have the stock seat still ?
I wanna get a DRZ and I've heard with the stock seat it seats like a board.
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>>11382879
if you're doing distance riding on a DRZ, the seat isnt the problem

youll want like a -2 at least sprocket on the rear or you're going to be buzzing at 5k rpm all day
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>>11382879
I had the stock seat. It was a board, but it was fine for this. It gets uncomfortable for me around the time I'm running out of gas, so every 200 miles or so. There was no highway on this trip.

I Went from Rochester to Boston which took 8 hours instead of 6 because I had the stock tank and had to stop every 80 miles or so.
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>>11382882
yeah highway kinda sucks on my SV ever since i went +2 in the rear so i tend to avoid it

>>11382885
>fatherSons2014

fellowProgrammerDetected
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>>11382882
I have 39T rear sprockets on my knobby 18" rear and my SM wheels. They're alright on the SM wheels but on the larger offroading wheels they just don't have enough power. Going to switch both to 44's with my next chain I think.

I did my Boston trip on stock sprockets and it was alright, but like I said I only did 80 mile sittings.
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>>11382889
>fellowProgrammerDetected
Hell yeah.

I learned netcode this week. Check out my Node.js multiplayer server.
https://syncing-homework-part3.herokuapp.com/
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>>11382897
player 124 reporting in how you play?
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>>11382903
128 here, am i winning?
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>>11382913
idk how you win

i just hold any button and go to the right lel
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>>11382903
just press any key to move. That's all it does.
Point is I wrote the back end netcode websockets.

Server is on the left, client on the right.
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>>11382913
yo start at 112 and lets drag race

>>11382920
yeah i took a java class and decided i didnt like it so im in networking now
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>>11382920
sublime text master race
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>>11382924
ANSA/NSF is a great field if you like using software instead of making it. Almost wish I went into it instead.

>>11382925
yes
>fucking nagware tho
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>>11382920
>>11382897
wow, this is far too complicated for me
am i retarded?
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Today was fun
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>>11382928
yeah last week in class we made fiber optic cables and shit. fun as fuck
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>>11382937
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>>11382931
All you can do is more to the right. Every keyboard key moves you to the right. It does nothing else, except get data from other players across the internet and show their positions.
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>>11382946
i get that, but for what reason?
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>>11382954
I wrote the netcode by hand. I wrote a server program that accepts websocket connections from users. When a user moves, that action is sent to my server, which records the move and routes it to all of the other players. Every one of the numbers is a player that was/is playing in real time.

This is a homework assignment ofr a back end web programming course. Back end does not have much client-facing code for people to look at.
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>>11382700
I agree
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>>11382963
A friend of mine was learning Python in 9th grade. One day he proudly proclaimed "I wrote a server, in only 4 lines!"
My buddy and I were like "so? What can you do with it?"
His reply: "Nothing. BUT IN ONLY FOUR LINES."
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>>11382981
Python is fun as fuck. Everything is built in, and it's easy to read and has tons of cool features like tuples.

As a programming test for an interview they asked me to accept a string, and return the word with the most repeating characters in it.

This is my Python implementation.
>got the internship, going to be in CT this summer, $22/hr
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>>11383002
>>11382920
i honestly get migranes when i look at codes
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>>11383002
whats good with that Millipede fuckin color scheme?
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>>11383014
>import scrublord.*;
>var you = scrublord.finalForm();
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>>11383019
I love it.
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>>11383027
how can i make my 4chan look like that?
pls based computer wizard
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>>11383020
>triggered
whenever i accidentally hit f12 on chrome i have to cry
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>>11383032
https://userstyles.org/styles/23052/4chan-n0lif3-v2-10-2014

Install TamperMonkey and then install as a userscript in chrome.
Install Sylish then install as a style in FireFox.
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>>11383046
damn that looks good but too bad the different elements arent diff colors. can i edit it and set my own color values for say green text and names and such?
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>>11383056
Yes.

The style you install is a .js file, so javascript. It's probably minified so that it's all on one line, but if you sort through it you'll eventually find some lines that set CSS styles.

You can just right click on an element, like a thread name field in chrome, inspect the element, view what the name of the class is, then in the JS add a CSS rule to make all of the text with that class blue.

If you've never done any HTML/CSS before good luck.
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>>11383062
i-i did an into to html class in 11th grade

shit
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>>11383073
All you need to do is edit a line of the JS in notepad that says

.name{
color: green;
}

to

.name{
color:blue;
}

If that line doesn't exist, create it.
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>>11383062
I used to play with HTML on notepad and sometimes I screw around some game files on wordpad, but it's mostly LUA which is pretty user friendly. It's pretty crazy seeing how much work even some pretty basic stuff takes sometimes.
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why no street view in the reich?
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Taking my first day of MSF tomorrow guys. I'm nervous...

Hold me
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>>11383094
go to euskirchen
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>>11383094
http://techland.time.com/2011/04/11/alas-there-will-be-no-more-google-street-view-in-germany/
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>>11383095
If I hod you, you'll drag me down when you'll fall
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>>11383095

Good luck anon. We're rooting for you!
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>>11383085
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>>11383117
just use some online service to prettify it
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>>11383117
put it all through this

http://www.dirtymarkup.com/
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Can ride 110km before fuel gage starts moving. Why u do dis
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>>11383108
wut
>>11383109
I see
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>>11382920
>using javascript to handle sockets
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>>11383117
>>11383124
There's a line that says "var css = "stuff"

At the end, add 'span.name{color:blue};' without these single quotes, inside of the quotes.
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>>11383135
Node.js nigga.
You want a million connections on one desktop simultaneously? No fucking problem m8!

>>11383138
then save it and add it to chrome again
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>>11383131
They don't want anyone sticking their nose in and taking pictures while they rebuild the 3rd reich
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>>11383131
look into euskirchen
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please direct all further web dev questions to [email protected] becuse this is a motorcycle thread


thanks
- baird

ps i suck cocks
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>>11383151
how, there's no street view
>>11383147
sneaky
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>>11383166
>there's no street view
there should be
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>>11383164
How did you get my student email? The web service I linked it linked to my personal email.
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>>11383164
I hope baird likes junk mail.
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>>11383177
ebin XD

we r leejun
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>>11383179
du nt 4giv du nt 4git, m8
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>have money for new bike
>everything on Craigslist is too far away, poorly maintained, and/or overpriced
>spend all money on other shit
>suddenly 3 or 4 dream bikes appear on Craigslist within hours of my house for great prices

Every time
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>>11383179
>hating fun

Spam mail is just funny no one thinks they are hacking the world into submission

It's all in good humor you cunt
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>>11383215
Shut up and enjoy your Miata Baird. Didn't you get a complimentary twink with its purchase?
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>>11383221
>I did for the lulez
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>>11383230
No, he picked the mirror fuzzy dice over the twink
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>>11383235
Epic meme bro
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>>11383245
companion cubes*
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>>11383251
oh god they arent actually companion cubes are they?
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>>11383290
they are
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>>11383303
nigga..

w/e i cant talk shit, i have a bunch of gay stickers on the back of my Escape
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>>11383221
>Spam mail is just funny
No it's not.
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>>11383290
I have a companion cube tissue box holder
but fuzzy dice are tacky in any car.
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shit cunts get the fuck outta my way or ill run you down
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>>11383390
>No it's not
Yes it is
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>>11383419
Getting more attraction from females in spammail than IRL is not funny, m8.
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Anyone have any idea what could be causing my F4i to click when I'm backing into a spot but not when I'm going forward? It started right after I got the bike inspected (aka had to show the lights worked and pay $12).

It'll click and it sounds like something under the gas tank but haven't seen any leaks
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>>11383426
I'm no expert by any means, but maybe clutch?
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>>11383412
>implying that turd can even keep up, let alone go fast enough to run us down.
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>>11383426
yo shit be broke, nikkuh
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>>11383438
i am undefeated for 62 races. i eat supersports for breakfast you little pansy
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>>11383412
>implying my Bavarian steel doesn't run over that wedge
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>>11383447
Put some effort into it
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>>11383447
lol try and be a little more subtle with your troll m8
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>>11383437
Does it in neutral or when in first. So would think it shouldn't be clicking with it in neutral if it was the clutch

>>11383446
They did have trouble with the vin so maybe they're on to me that it's a stolen bike
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>>11383412
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Noice try m8
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>>11383457
i cant be fucked
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>>11383423
What are you talking about? Attraction from females in spammail? What does that mean?

I feel like you intended to be insulting but instead you were just stupid.
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>>11383412
>Ox cart axle
>toogay
Top kek m8.
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guys can you please stop sending me gay porn?
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>>11383591
HOLY SHIT FAIL
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>>11383591
fake baird pls go
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>>11383478
>limp wrist can't handle twitchy handling
Bitch boy
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I have to come up with a Halloween costume by tomorrow and I figured my best bet was to do something with my motorcycle gear. I've got a white/red/black color scheme, what can I do?
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>>11383666
power ranger

just walk around in your gear
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>>11383666
put cat ears on your helmet, and get a cat tail.
done.
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>>11383666
>white/red/black color scheme
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>White red black scheme checking in.

Rode down to the Potomac river today, beautiful. Was going to bring the bike down there but there were a bunch of people and didn't want to bother them
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I have to come up with a Halloween costume by tomorrow and I figured my best bet was to do something with my motorcycle gear. I've got a white/red/black color scheme, what can I do?
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>>11383741
power ranger you double nigger
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>>11383741
power ranger m8
>tfw cant wear masks since optically challenged as a bat and have to wear glasses
>sadfrog.jpg
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>>11383741
Rechkriegsflagge of dem Dritten Reich
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>>11383759
you know contacts exist, right?
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>>11383764
>sticking shit right on my eyeballs
No thanks. Having to be blind for a few hours once a year is better than that shit.
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>>11383773
>being this big of a pussy
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>>11383746
>>11383759
Too shifty a powerranger to be acceptable
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>>11383785
Shitty*
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>>11383775
>blind around drunk people in costumes that decrease their vision
>figuratively accidents will happen: the day
>pussy
m8 (mate) pls
>>11383785
Get a clown mask, a cheapo toy gun and dress in a suit. There you are now one of the dudes from payday.
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>>11383793
I was calling you a pussy because you don't want to wear contacts because they'll touch your eye.
>I don't want to wear socks because they'll touch me feet!!
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>>11383806
But socks keep you warm and protect you (barely) from the shit on the ground. And your feet arent as delicate as your eyes. I don't know man, I just don't like contacts.
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>>11383820
oh, my bad. you're right, socks serve a purpose, unlike contacts.
you don't like contacts because you're a fucking pussy.
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>>11383235
the guy on the left looks like a quaker
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>arguing about contacts and socks

is it germanys autistic time again?
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Is the anon who wanted motorcycle engine sound records online ?
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>>11383886
post them anyway
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>mfw people tell me adventure BMW's can't go offroad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX11bTgeEwY
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anyone have the motorcycle version of the navy seal copy pasta?
someone posted it recently and it was really well done.

started as "il have you know I graduated at the top of my MSF course"
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>>11383909
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little squid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my MSF class and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bike meets, and I have over 300 confirmed wheelies. I am trained in revzilla warfare and I’m the top cruiser in the entire US moto forces. You are nothing to me but just another cager. I will wipe you the fuck out with 2 strokes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Kawasaki dealers across the USA and your EFI is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wrists. You’re fucking dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can knee drag on you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Ninja 250. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed revving, but I have access to the entire dual sport arsenal of the United States Monster™ Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the track, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little parallel twin was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept your stock fucking exhaust. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn busanigger. I will shit Alpinestars all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, squiddo.
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>>11383909
why do you want it? it's fucking cancerous shit
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>baird
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>>11383925
perfect thanks anon
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>>11383886
I'm here.
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>>11383939
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>>11383942
What's your favorite file host ? It's about 30MB, but I'm too lazy to register somewhere.
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How are dual-sports/ supermotos in highways?
In terms of comfort
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>>11383931
lel what a fuckin faget
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>>11383972
bad
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>>11383967
Any will do, I only need a couple of seconds at most. Vocaroo will do the job for 30mb.
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>>11383972
Not as comfy as a busa
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>>11383836
>only christchurch kids will get this
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I can't be the only one here that hates the look of SV650s. I think they look horrible in real life and in pictures
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>>11384003
"Anonymous" is the worst namefag in my opinion
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>>11383901
I was waiting for him to fall over and for the bike to go sliding and start taking out mountains
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>>11384003
u gey
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>>11383984
There are 3 mp3 : www filedropper com/er5 (sorry for removing the dots, 4chan thinks I'm spamming.
The bike is my Kawasaki ER5. I've also done on-board recordings, but with the wind it's impossible to register anything past 20 km/h. Therefore I only give you the recording where my recorder was left on the side of the road.
I made multiple sounds, low/medium/high revving, low speed passes/high speed passes etc... I hope you'll have all you need.
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>>11383972
650 dual sports with some sort of windscreen are ok adventure tourers.
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I have conquered this little hill.

that little rock tho
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>>11384024
Oh I forget to say, it's recorded on .mp3@192k stereo because my olympus recorder can't do better. These are original files, I didn't wanted to crop them because it would reencode them and lower the quality
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>>11384024
Thanks very much. I have a feeling that I'll have to nick the sounds for the majority of SEM participants from youtube.
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>>11384047
Do you want with or without db killer
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>>11384047
Don't forget to post results here, I'm curious.
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>>11383972
if you can handle a little vibration, they're okay. a windshield and throttle lock does a lot for comfort on something like a dr650.
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>>11384056
Whichever you want to represent your bike. I'll be using the sounds as I pan around the participants, before they take off and probably mix in some sounds to the traveling section if it fits.

>>11384059
I'll be doing test renders and scene dressing throughout Saturday and putting together the animation (keeping it snappy will be tough) on Sunday, final render should take at least until Monday night, I'll keep you guys posted but try to avoid blogging every little thing.
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>>11383972
Avoid them.

small sprints on them are alright, but avoid them. Goes for anything under 2 cyl and under 600cc
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>>11384085
How does one record sound
Should I just video my exhaust?
Heh
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>>11384085
Here's a quick concept I threw together Monday (it's been a busy week so I haven't done anything else). I'll probably use a similar concept for the opening but with somewhat more dynamic camera motion and tighter shadow control.
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>>11384096
More or less, for the best sound, position your microphone about 2 feet from the exhaust opening at a 45 degree angle from where the gas is blasting, on a tripod and give the engine a good couple of cranks. I have to go to bed now (early start tomorrow) but I'll ask around tomorrow afternoon for the results and they don't really have to be in until Sunday. Don't worry about cleaning the audio up, I'm happy to do that.
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>>11384085
Take your time, as long as you post the result here (if possible in .flac, because I'm a flacfag), it's good.

If you need specific records tell me, I'll do them while going back from work.

>>11384096
You can do that, but here is the method I used :
I have an old olympus WS-650s voice recorder. I found a road unused on night, launch the recording and left the recorder on the side of the road.
Then I started my engine, make various sounds near the recorder. On another file I made some accelerations, decelerations, gear change, etc... while riding on the road. It's nice because this recorder has a stereo mic so you can hear me moving. But he isn't good at recording bass, which is the best part of an engine sound. Maybe >>11384085 will have to correct that if he can.
Once done I stopped next to the recorder, listened to the records. When everything was good, I went home. It took me like half an hour I'd say (some cars were using the road, so I had to wait them to be far away enough to not record their shitty sound)
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>>11384107
>Don't worry about cleaning the audio up, I'm happy to do that.
You can do that ? if so can you send me back my recordings once corrected and cleaned (on a non.destructive file format if possible) ? It would be really great.
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>>11384123
I'm happy to post the results but I'm no audio engineer, it will be pretty basic, my main area is CGI.
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>>11384128
It's pretty basic, if there's constant wind noise/hiss, I'll use the noise removal function in Audacity. Yours are less easily cleaned and beyond my skills because the background noise varies.
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>>11384133
It will be better than me doing anything with these files. You should use a tripcode when talking about that btw.

>>11384107
>position your microphone about 2 feet from the exhaust opening at a 45 degree angle from where the gas is blasting
That's exactly where my recorder was.

>>11384145
I'm sorry about that. This road was the less noisy I've found.
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>>11384153
It's not a huge problem, the scorching beats of Max Coveri should provide ample space to hide some degree of background noise.
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>>11383931
that whole reddit account is fucking gold jesus christ
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>>11384271
get a load of this autist
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Get a load of this hippie faggot
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story tiem

At my school I went full teacher mode. Explained how the clutch worked and how to shift the car, start stop etc. It wasn't glamorous at all but I managed to be enthusiastic enough to keep her attention. After demonstrating my mastery of stick shift I had her get in and give it a go. The first time I made physical contact with her, I had her put her hand on the shifter, then I grabbed her hand and showed her the shift pattern.
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Is Baird actually autistic? Who posts shit like this on the internet?

http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/195shk/unsuccessful_blowjobs/
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>>11384356
Your baiku can sit in a car?
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>>11384366
yes
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>1999 Mazda Miata chick magnet, seriously this thing works better than my motorcycle
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>>11384366
This is Baird explaining how he was teaching some bitch to drive his Miata
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>>11384364
Probably I mean his fucking reddit handle is "raimondi1337" and he blogs about fucking mechanical keyboards. He's the king of autists.
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>>11384364
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little squid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my MSF class and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bike meets, and I have over 300 confirmed wheelies. I am trained in revzilla warfare and I’m the top cruiser in the entire US moto forces. You are nothing to me but just another cager. I will wipe you the fuck out with 2 strokes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Kawasaki dealers across the USA and your EFI is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your wrists. You’re fucking dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can knee drag on you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Ninja 250. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed revving, but I have access to the entire dual sport arsenal of the United States Monster™ Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the track, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little parallel twin was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept your stock fucking exhaust. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn busanigger. I will shit Alpinestars all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, squiddo.
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>>11384372
what would posses a man to say that. It's a chick car.
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>>11384389
>qt
you should get your eyes checked
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>>11384389
>qt
she's a 4/10 at best.
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>>11384389
that hairline is receding as quickly as that bulimic bitches waistline
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>>11384389
That or Baird just likes women with manly features and yellow teeth.
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>>11384389
Bitch looks fucking diseased

0/10 would put out of misery
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lol did janitor just delete baird's pic
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>>11384389
>hoverhand
my eternal damnation
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>>11384389
Is that his mum?
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>>11384444
nigga you think he wears those bedroom eyes with his mom? also nice get
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>>11384427
lel I think so. Too bad for them the archives don't remove posts.
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More from Date night: baird edition

She got her stuff and went to give me a hug to leave, which I reciprocated. When she tried to leave my embrace though I stopped her halfway, looked her in the eyes for a moment and went in for the kiss. Not too quick, not too long, didn't go for any tongue, I did great, but then I made another drunken mistake. When I pulled away and saw that doggy dinner bowl look I went in for it again and tried to get some tongue, at that she pulled away and said "someone's had a little to much to drink". I had my biggest mistake yet when I replied "don't act like you don't want it" and went in a third time. She let it happen but pulled away early."
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>>11384448
You never know, mate.
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>>11384455
oh god when does he tip his fedora?
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>>11384455
>I replied "don't act like you don't want it"
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>>11384455
Wait... did he actually type this somewhere?
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>>11384477
Alpha as fuarrrrrrrk

>>11384481
The nigger typed up a fucking essay
http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/2j75zt/fr_10_hour_first_date_second_k_close/
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>>11384455
I require source before I believe this
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>>11384455
>When she tried to leave my embrace though I stopped her halfway, looked her in the eyes for a moment and went in for the kiss.
>*unizps dick*
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>>11384455
:>O
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>>11384491
see > >>11384488
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>>11384488
Omg lol what a fucking faggot. I always thought autism of this level was exaggerated
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>>11384510
I mean I knew that 4chan was full out autists and I'm pretty autistic myself, but I've never witnessed anything like this ever before
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Biard trilogy: the pregame

I busted out some wine and opened up Netflix. She immediately suggested Archer, which I love. We watched probably four episodes, which was great, but I easily get engrossed by media and stop paying attention to the people around me. She seemed to do the same thing so I think it was fine that we only really talked in between episodes, about the episodes. I could have done better here I think.
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>>11384455
I'll take shit that never happened for $1000, Alex.
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>>11384516
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>>11384516
>I completely ignored the girl so I could watch cartoons
>I think I could have done better
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>>11384522
No I totally believe he would pull something like that. Especially after having drank. I mean he admits to being rejected. I dont think anyone would lie about that
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>>11384522
take your shit and shove it right back up your ass

this shit is for real check this post >>11384488
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>>11384530
dont worry she seemed to do the same thing
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>>11384516
>mfw
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>>11384516
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the quest back to my place

On the ride back to my place we weren't that talkative, but I was comfortable with it and I think she was too. I turned on the radio and just let her sing a little over my horrendous speakers. She did tell me on the way that I was a very attractive man. I thought at the time that this was a shit test and she was just fishing for a reciprocated compliment so I just cockily agreed that I was the prettiest princess, but looking back she was a little drunk and may have just been gushing.
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Baird at a party:

At this point it started giving her some positive reinforcement instead of just teasing when she made a shot.
We finally lost after getting into triple overtime. I quickly snuck out to get a condom from my jacket and popped back in quick before she left the pong room. I told said "You should show me where I'm sleeping tonight, it better not be a couch." She led me upstairs and started giving me the mini tour, this is this room, this is this room, this is my room.
When she opened her room I said "wow" and walked in. She had a giant Luvsac instead of a bed.
I said "Do you expect me to sleep on this bean bag chair tonight?" Her: "You can sleep in here if you want."
The eyes were there.
I moved in and kissed her she got into it really quick. I pulled her back and down on to the bed. She was pretty drunk so it crossed my mind that I might not want to do anything, but I was also pretty drunk so I dismissed it. She was on top of my making out hardcore, we were feeling each other up and I tried to remove her bra but there was no clasp on the back. It didn't occur to me that it was probably on the front so thinking quickly I pushed her up and looked her in the eye and with the most even commanding tone I could make up in my head I said "Take your shirt off." She didn't miss a beat, completely ignored me and started kissing me again. At this point I said fuck it and just kept feeling her up. After a couple of minutes she pulls away and says "No come here." This is the weird part. She pulled me away from the being bag thing and led me by the hand out of her room, back downstairs to where everyone else was and brought a few people into the kitchen and had us all do shots of Fireball again. I had already had 3 or 4 of them on top of all that beer so I just said "no" and went back into the living room.

tl;dr making out in bed, stop, grabs my hand, leads me back downstairs to the party to take shots
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50 Shades of Baird

At this point it started giving her some positive reinforcement instead of just teasing when she made a shot. We finally lost after getting into triple overtime. I quickly snuck out to get a condom from my jacket and popped back in quick before she left the pong room. I told said "You should show me where I'm sleeping tonight, it better not be a couch." She led me upstairs and started giving me the mini tour, this is this room, this is this room, this is my room. When she opened her room I said "wow" and walked in. She had a giant Luvsac instead of a bed. I said "Do you expect me to sleep on this bean bag chair tonight?" Her: "You can sleep in here if you want." The eyes were there. I moved in and kissed her she got into it really quick. I pulled her back and down on to the bed. She was pretty drunk so it crossed my mind that I might not want to do anything, but I was also pretty drunk so I dismissed it. She was on top of my making out hardcore, we were feeling each other up and I tried to remove her bra but there was no clasp on the back. It didn't occur to me that it was probably on the front so thinking quickly I pushed her up and looked her in the eye and with the most even commanding tone I could make up in my head I said "Take your shirt off." She didn't miss a beat, completely ignored me and started kissing me again. At this point I said fuck it and just kept feeling her up. After a couple of minutes she pulls away and says "No come here." This is the weird part. She pulled me away from the being bag thing and led me by the hand out of her room, back downstairs to where everyone else was and brought a few people into the kitchen and had us all do shots of Fireball again. I had already had 3 or 4 of them on top of all that beer so I just said "no" and went back into the living room.
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The autism strikes back

"At this point it started giving her some positive reinforcement instead of just teasing when she made a shot.
We finally lost after getting into triple overtime. I quickly snuck out to get a condom from my jacket and popped back in quick before she left the pong room. I told said "You should show me where I'm sleeping tonight, it better not be a couch." She led me upstairs and started giving me the mini tour, this is this room, this is this room, this is my room.
When she opened her room I said "wow" and walked in. She had a giant Luvsac instead of a bed.
I said "Do you expect me to sleep on this bean bag chair tonight?" Her: "You can sleep in here if you want."
The eyes were there.
I moved in and kissed her she got into it really quick. I pulled her back and down on to the bed. She was pretty drunk so it crossed my mind that I might not want to do anything, but I was also pretty drunk so I dismissed it. She was on top of my making out hardcore, we were feeling each other up and I tried to remove her bra but there was no clasp on the back. It didn't occur to me that it was probably on the front so thinking quickly I pushed her up and looked her in the eye and with the most even commanding tone I could make up in my head I said "Take your shirt off." She didn't miss a beat, completely ignored me and started kissing me again. At this point I said fuck it and just kept feeling her up. After a couple of minutes she pulls away and says "No come here." This is the weird part. She pulled me away from the being bag thing and led me by the hand out of her room, back downstairs to where everyone else was and brought a few people into the kitchen and had us all do shots of Fireball again. I had already had 3 or 4 of them on top of all that beer so I just said "no" and went back into the living room"
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got the rest of the new gear i need, now i just need to put the new coil in the bike and maybe i can go ride saturday
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>>11384545
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>>11384561
sorry bud, no one cares, we're making fun of baird
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>>11384555
>>11384556
>>11384558

My fucking sides can't handle this hivemind
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>>11384561
Nice try bro, but pretty sure this the Baird midnight fuckfest thread now.
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>>11384569
>all 3 posted in less than 15 seconds
Not even samefag.
Holy shit wow
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>>11384561
>no body armor
>shitty gloves
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baird deserves this
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>>11384578
why
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I replied "don't act like you don't want it" and went in a third time. She let it happen but pulled away early."
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>>11384579
his actions and mannerisms
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>>11384579
Because he's always been an attention seeking tripfag. So now he's getting all the attention he's ever wanted
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>>11384588
"I needed to go use the bathroom so I drove to my office on campus, I could have just parked like a normal person and gone in, but there was an event going on and the back way in to my office from the loading dock was blocked off by a security guard, so I decided to look important. I told the guard who I was and the office I worked in and he let me through to the loading dock after turning away the two cars ahead of us."
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>Goes on reddit to ask how to sharpen a knife

I almost feel sorry for that other guy from the /dbt/ who bought a bike off of this fag

http://www.reddit.com/r/knives/comments/21frst/how_difficult_is_it_to_properly_sharpen_a_kitchen/
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>>11384577
thor quadrant roost protector is under the jersey. i think flimsy MX gloves are stupid too, but thats what everyone wears so i'll give them a try
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>>11383972
i dont know what this guys are crying about. i did 300 miles in 1 day on my DRZ400SM and it was fine
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>>11384598
to be fair, it's probably pretty hard if you're mentally disabled like baird is
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>>11384605
Baird pls go
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>>11384606
Be careful or you're next you cock loving tripnigger
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>>11384605
>300 miles in one day
next lets hear from someone who's ridden one a long distance
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>>11384614
i'm shaking in my boots
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>>11384555
>>11384556
>>11384558
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>>11383972
my DR650 is bretty comfy
only done 2 hours so far non-stop, but wasn't dying to get off my bike.
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Any Phoenix br/o/s know of any E0 stations in the Valley (preferably East Valley)?

I'm getting tired of filled up at E10 stations when I see other riders having issues like E10 eating through their plastic tanks and shit like that. Can't imagine it'd be good for my one bike's carbs
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>>11384603
>but thats what everyone wears so i'll give them a try
everyone that rides dirt is a fucking retard though.
I wear fox bombers and fox titan armor when I ride dirt
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>>11384614
reddit.com/user/caudice
go crazy
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>>11384598
to be fair Blurple was more of a faggot that Baird ever was.
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Listen faggots this isn't
/dbt/ - daily bike thread tonight so no more questions.

Tonight is /dbt/ - degrade Baird thread
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