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Capuchin was eventually captured by fire department and released into wildlife reserve – only to be recaptured for harassing local children

After sampling some alcohol from patrons’ glasses, a monkey picked up a knife and chased customers around a bar in Paraiba, Brazil, it has emerged.

The capuchin monkey drank remnants of cachaça, a distilled spirit popular in Brazil, from glasses around the bar. The animal then chased the men in the pub with a foot-long knife but left the women “to drink in relative peace”, according to the Mirror.

“It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,” fire department Lt Col Saul Laurentino told aRede.

A video posted to YouTube on Wednesday allegedly shows the monkey stabbing sporadically at the roof of the establishment as people look on.

The monkey was then captured by the local fire department before being released into a nearby environmental reserve, according to the Huffington Post. But when the animal stirred up more trouble, scaring children and residents of the area, he was captured once more.

“We had to recapture him because he was causing problems and threatening children living near the reserve,” Laurentino said.

“We will forward it on Saturday to the Brazilian Institute of Environment and Renewable Natural Resources (IBAMA) in Sousa. There, they will evaluate whether the animal is able to return to the environment or if it will need to live in captivity.”

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/18/monkey-paraiba-brazil-bar-drinks-rum-takes-knife
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>>24662
> The animal then chased the men in the pub with a foot-long knife but left the women “to drink in relative peace”
He probably wanted the women to himself.
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He dindu nuffin, he a good boy!
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>>24662
obamas son
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>>24662
/monkeynews/

KARL IT DIDN'T HAPPEN YOU IDIOT PLAY A RECORD
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>>24662
So living in Brazil is like living in a land where goblins basically exist but are hairy?
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>>24813
Yes though the monkeys also have knives and drink rum apparently
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Now where have i seen thiss be4... Patrons were obv white racists
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>>24850
so what you're saying is they blend in perfectly with the brazilians?
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>>24947
I had a hard time from the op picture telling the difference, they blend in that well!
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>>24671
It sounds like he just learned how to be a human; get drunk, capture the women. He's ready for the Brazilian citizenship.
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>>24965

The monkey is too white to be Brazilian t.b.h.
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>>24788
Holy fucking shit
Yes
All my yes
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Look´s like mexico
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“It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,”

Yet right, an oversight, more likely, a moron thought it'll be LOL to see a drunken monkey, u know like them drunk squirrels on utube. And probably got cheered on by other morons at the bar, and plus they wanted to see the monkey hurt itself, so a knife was given to it. Monkey went ape-shit, morons ran and called the thug officers to take care of the monkey. Monkey corpse got thrown off the road into forest. Thug officers calmed, monkey was released back into the jungle.
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