>>24521
Shame.

Why doesn't he just use magic on it?

every 7 years the illuminati sacrifice beloved celebrities

>>24595
>Paul Daniels
>beloved

>>24595
Who died major in 2010?!

>>24521
Who?

>>24601
2010 was 10 years ago stupid.

On the one hand this is very sad however and I do not wish to offend anybody here but I am certainly one to spot an opportunity when it presents itself, I believe that the time is nigh when the lovely Debbie McGee will soon become single and I should like to pluck this delightfully ripe peach for myself, however difficult that may be. Of course the inevitable desired outcome is for a sexual liaison with her, which in fantasy we all know would be delectable however the reality is that Paul's passing would be fresh upon her mind. Although undeterred as I am quite virile in even challenging circumstances, I imagine an awkward scenario could arise in that I could penetrate her sweet pussy and be enjoying the pleasures of her hirsute vulva before perhaps hitting upon something hard. Reaching in, I find that the Three of Clubs is wedged in there. I pull it out and poor Debbie bursts into tears and says ".......but..that was my card! Oh Paul!". Yes, Paul, you may have had the last laugh but I am in your wife and the only thing you will be penetrating any time soon is a 6 foot deep hole.

>>24755
>2020
How long was I asleep?

>>24780
When do you last remember?

>>24563

Satan would win.

He has to abide by the same code as our saviour, Jesus H Christ.

>>24780
You just said you still think it's 2016

>>24772
Voyager II reports my sides detected passing it at 87% of lightspeed.