Ethan Couch caught skipping bail in the Mexican beach resort town of Puerto Vallarta; will be turned over immediately to U.S. marshals who have been searching for him.
Nice job landing yourself and your mom in jail when you could have just taken your slap on the wrist probation, affhole.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/28/us/mexico-affluenza-teen-ethan-couch-detained/index.html
>>12253
**Skipping probation, not bail. My baff.
Americans should really stop escaping to Vallarta. They often catch them there.
There are so many remote villages all over the coast it's silly.
>>12253
>WFAA
Oh, hey fellow citizen of Dallas.
I find it disturbing that I live so close to where this guy is from.
>>12330
>fellow dfw citizen
I live in fort worth and watch this channel.
Sup neighbor.
>>12507
>fort worth
Meh, Dallas is the gray goo of cities and everything around it has become one.
BTW you cool after those storms last weekend?
Oh wait, we need to stay on topic.
Ummm, so anyone think his facial hair makes him look evil?
>>12518
>mfw my facial hair resembles his
>oh wait this is a good board no shitposting allowed so no image posting
>mfw i am okay you too?
God man, the storms sucked but knowing that piece of shit comes from our great state makes me sad. Hopefully my hispanic brothers in prison will take care of him.
>>12518
>anyone think his facial hair makes him look evil?
Yeah, I thought somebody of his station would afford a better face than that. He looks like a 35y.o pedophile in this shot.
>>12563
>mfw when im the poster above and i find out my facial hair makes me look like a pedophile so i shave
>mfw i realize this board hasn't changed and i cant show you what my face is
