I come to /n/ for fun and to answer questions. When I have a question of my own I don't usually ask because I don't want to get trolled. So I went to BikeForums.net to ask a question and got way more trolling than I expected.
So here's your chance. Troll me as much as you can. Seriously, it's OK I really do want you to.
I'm predicting this thread will be mostly ignored.
(Also, Riding Troll looks like a pretty good idea for an app.)
best solution is to upgrade form a shitty suntour to a fox fork.
Wd-40 stops disc brake squeal
bikes with saddles above handlebars aren't usable bikes
1X fat bikes excel in all conditions and are perfect commuters.
I used to do trials and can still do trials. Your pretty much a lesser person because of that. You will never be able to do what I can do on a bike. It isn't possible for your brain to do trials and that's pathetic but OK because people able to do trials well are rare and I am one of those rare people.
Side hops? Yup I'll side hop onto your fuckin car
Huge ups? Yup I'll I'll up onto your car. Maybe even to a front wheel slap straight to rear wheel.
360 off your fuckin car? No problem.
Drop off your car while it sits on the edge of a 20 foot drop? Why not I'm crazy. What's the worst that could happen.
Huge gaps while pedal kicking? Sure.
The biggest obstacle you barely get over is a square curb isn't it. I bet you get off of your bike to get up squared curbs. Me? I just hop up no problem. Drivers wonder who the hell I am with my sick skills. I don't put my feet down at intersections while waiting for a green light - I just balance in place. I can do that forever.
I'm done wasting time here. Reply if you want. But you know you aren't good enough
My favorite subject from BF is hybrids. A huge group of people there think drop bars are the work of the devil. They instantly jump on any thread asking for bike recommendations and suggest a Trek FX blah blah. When clearly 90s mtb with slicks is the way to go.
Then there's the whole sub-set that insist they be called flat bar road bikes, alternating between tales of oppression at the hands of roadies, and occasions where they dropped a roadie.
>>971060
>actually a fact
le epik trole xd
Any bike worth more than 1k is a waste of money.
is /n/ particularly cringey today ?
there's this shitter of a thread, some fucking bloggy green text thing, and a whole bunch bullshit otherwise - why ?
>>971061
wow neato,
is this a new copypasta? can it be?
>>971074
Summer's here
Posting on bikeforums stresses me out. I feel like I have to talk like an old person or they won't respect me enough to answer my questions.
>>971037
>2016
>Posting on any internet forum site, ever
You must be a Fred. Only Freds ever go to that place, or so I'm told.
>>971071
>worth
*costing
>>971037
Chain oil is a scam!
Use engine oil and outsmart the lbs jew!
>>971087
lmao, basement-dwellers
OP here:
I was laughing 'til my sides hurt! You guys really cheered me up. Thank you, so much! ^_^
