Am I going to die?
Yes, death eventually comes to all living things.
>>957408
>he's never heard on jellyfish
>>957411
jellyfish aren't real tho
>>957407
The scooter might kill your mortal shell, but the cage will kill your soul.
>>957407
Third worlder here.
As long as you dont try wheelies and superman while racing you should be fine.
>>957449
Why do third world retards never wear helmets? To busy shitting in streets to use some basic logic?
>>957454
Cause they dont get fined for not wearing one.
I'm 23 and considering a 50cc moped to hold me over until I'm get back into driving because they're fucking cheap.
>>957449
Racing Asian teenagers whilst supermanning on a dream ex5 with no front fairing and neon lit fluro 3 spoke wheels is the only correct way to ride a moped.
>>957411
>believing in ocean creatures he's never seen
I'm assuming you believe in space, that you can prove the Earth isn't flat and also believe dinosaurs existed. lmfao.
>>957454
helmets are gay
>>957584
You know what's gayest? Being a potato because you slipped from 20kmh and hit your head on a curb.
>>957569
Found this guy last October around Nanimo BC. Seemed to be something wrong with it, might not have been all that immortal.
>or I'm part of the conspiracy...
>>957454
Helmets are for squares.
>>957407
Yeth
I ride a scooter everyday. Just follow common sense and don't ride like any asshole.
Everything on the road is your enemy, so you just need to pay attention and anticipate anything that can happen. Otherwise you are laying on the road in pain.
>>957407
Get a action cam! Shit happens.
>>957569
>Never seen jelly fish
Go outside once in a while Jesus fuck this is /n/ not /r9k/
>>957558
this desu, how else could it even be done?
>>957407
scooters are like fat chicks, they are fun to ride but dont let your friends catch you on one.
>inb4 you tell us you dont have any friends.. we dont care
>>959338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RueOvwkjc2Q
>>959419
wtf
>>957636
>>957407
fixed
