Will this bike finally bring all the advantages of recumbents to luddite upright riders? Honestly this thing just seems like the perfect design, it's too bad that the UCI will hold it down, because if the market were determined by the best designs everyone would be on one of these by next year. It's called the Bird of Prey and yes, I already have mine on order and will report on it when I receive it.
That looks ridiculously uncomfortable
>>890686
The new bicycle with no concept of geometry
>not a single video in the official site
I can't imagine pedaling with those things on your hips can be too comfortable
>$8500
>>890686
>and yes, I aready have mine on order
You retard. I can just see you post thread after thread on how amazing and fun it is to ride, yet behind the screen you're cursing at it while it sits in a dark corner, regretting your purchase.
We all laugh at your misfortune.
Can someone link that one MS Paint bicycle design?
>>890686
Good luck with that if you encounter some cobblestone,your belly and shoulders will be destroyed.
>>890686
uh oh!
My friend this post is very much a sweaty anus.
Here is a nice picture of an upright to take your mind off it.
Here is another image of an upright bicycle.
>>890715
oopsy! It has been much time since I last posted, and I got my triple code wrong! but it is ok my friends, I verify this post
White nerd, anything I've never used is a cycling industry conspiracy to Fred Fred Fred, gamer lonely geeks, I'm poor and I hate you Chengdu ching-chong yellow rat-men. Chankid, do you even know about stack exchange? Here is an article that loosely ties in with the general target of my anger at this particular moment.
http://stackexchange.com/why_pedals_are_unnecessary and how might we do away with them.html
Sincerely,
Poor nikki
>>890724
something something that's a shitpost
here is another image of an upright bicycle
>>890726
A fugly one yes
>>890686
prone bikes are not new but not popular because they tend to be extremely uncomfortable to ride--the neck strain is stratospheric
isn't this basically the streamliner made-up memebike?
>>890738
>responding to fags posting pictures of recumbent anal penetrator non-bikes by posting pictures of actual bikes
>shitposting
Nope.
>>890742
So you admit to shitposting by derailing the thread from its original topic. Cool.
>>890686
Why aren't you riding H-Zontal?
www.h-zontalDOTcom
>>890776
Id like to give something like this a try just to see if the improved aero made that much difference.
>>890686
Oh how I would fuck her right in the boy pussy while she rode that bike around the nieghtborhood'
When are people going to form open class bike racing so they can try out the most technically advanced bikes without UCI shooting everything down?
>>890776
Where's the periscope or is he doing it completely blind?
>>890706
>>890741
Here you go
>>890686
>It's like I'm swipping, but I'm pedaling!
Don't get me wrong, commuters behind her will appreaciate the view but it's completely fucking impractical and I imagine extremely uncomfortable on your hips.
>>890776
LOL is that Graeme Obree?
>>890730
Is that an ALR 5?
I don't think your supposed to slam the stem like that right?
>>890730
My friend the Tommeke bike is never fugly
>>890738
My friend I am not brownposting, but I am spreading some upright love
Here is another image of an upright bicycle
>>890957
Dude uses a mirror/periscope and sometimes a head fairing thing.
>>891165
>rides his extra aero HPV with reduced vision on a footpath
>kid on a tricycle in the picture
>bike with training wheels in the picture
What a toolbag.
>>891140
damn this bike is sexy
>>891140
Are those compressionless shifter cables? What's the point of that?
>>891191
To be fair, if you go to his ancient website you will see that this picture is taken after a road time trial (you can see the tape roping off the roadway strung up). He wasn't actually riding on the path.
Making your life's work about creating an awkward bicycle might make one a tool bag though - at least to his family
>>891199
more consistent shifting, you don't need to change housings anywhere near as often, if ever.
What a retarded bike. Lets use your head as the impact section. Hey, I got an idea, why not put the feet and crank forward to support to the impact in case of an accident instead of your precious head. While we're at it, we'll put you in an ergonomic seat eliminating all pressure points on your body. Maybe handlebars to the side for extra comfort and cockpit like steering or handlebars above you for extra aerodynamic efficiency, and lets add a streamliner fairing up front with attachable tent clothing for extra weather protection when it's raining. hmm, what you get is pic related
>>894837
Hey everyone watch out for this rolling condom over here lmao
