ITT: Post a pic of you riding your bike (or standing with your bike).
>>889537
Me after I got to work. Best I can do. No one takes pictures of me on my bike.
Also >>>/soc/
>tfw the first page of Google Images for a search of my name was all me on my bike, apart from the first image
Now it's almost entirely full of normies.
>>889537
i hope this person wearing the jersey "gets rekt"
are you so madly in love with the internet that you feel you have to let the world know
what is mental illness like
look how that stupid fucking lock is probably bangs against the frame everytime you hit a crack in the fucking road
holy fucking shit
>>889610
i just want to expand on this post and point out the fact that you are a disgusting piece of shit
die in a fucking fire
>>889610
issues: the post
>>889618
The only people with issues here are the people so starved for attention and validation that they post pictures of themselves and their bikes to strangers on an anonymous imageboard.
It's a shit thread and always will be.
>>889622
Only words missing from your post are chankid, nerd, white, and gamer
here's me brappin
>>889572
I know I look dumb but I also don't care because I'm an adult.
>>889645
Why does your bike look like it's from 1993?
>>889539
God you look like every single asshole hipster at the local bike shop
>all these freds ITT
Typical.
>>889673
What is a fred again and how could you possibly apply it to anyone in this thread?
>>889537
how the fuck do you take a pic of yourself while riding a bike?
>>889688
>doesn't have friends
That's rough bro
>>889684
Is this kind of like hipsters claiming they aren't hipsters?
I don't see any commuters around here, do you? Just a bunch of people kitted up for leisure/exercise/racing purposes.
>>889691
Well can you answer the question? Don't care what you do or don't see.
>>889688
Timer, voice commands, remote.
>>889690
I don't so the last person I asked to take a picture just tried to take my camera. I asked my mom to take a picture of me when I went out her way the other week, she said she would but she got called away since I found a sign with my name on it and an apple at the mail box.
>>889691
Wow has the fred meme really gone this far? If you bike for leisure you're a fred?
Coming from someone who exclusively commutes on a 30 year old mtb, you sound like a faggot.
>>889538
It very well could be his.
That picture was taken of an anon, by a different anon.
/soc/ also isn't a slow board full of bike/train nerds. Plus, threads like this don't necessarily need to be pushed off the board, just because it's a picture of an anon. I think in moderation, they're acceptable.
>>889673
>one guy in an /n/ jersey
>either commuter or someone who works on the bike
>Mountain biker
>track racer
>trail riding on CX bike
What exactly is your definition of a Fred?
>>889610
you must be new here
>>889645
based
>>889660
He doesn't look anything like a hipster you silly rustic
He looks 10/10 on the generic scale
Are non-wireframe glasses still seen as provocatively edgy in your unincorporated meth town?
Because they're the choice of hipsters again in real places, now that walmart opticians are flooded with black acetate from coast to coast
>>889757
Why are you pathetically defending your appearance to strangers in the third person? A better question is why did you post a pic to begin with? Especially considering you didn't even post a picture with your bike, which was the whole point of the thread (supposedly).
Or maybe you just walk around in a jersey but don't actually ride.
>>889757
I live in East Nashville, literally hipster central
He looks exactly like most bike shop employees around here
>>889762
All this assmad
I don't look anything like that
For starters, I'm not white, and I don't wear glasses
>>889768
>Tennessee
Oh no wonder, I went to Kentucky once and everyone looked like it was still 25 years ago
>>889660
I can't deny that I look a little hipster. The haircut adds length to my face, the scruff is mad comfy, and the glasses add complexity to my otherwise bland face. I aim to look normal, I think I accomplish that. I blend in.
>>889673
I'll admit to being a Fred. I've been riding casually for a long time. I bought a $800 bike on a whim and I ride it only about 50 miles a week, if that.
>>889691
I'm a casual commuter. Depending on the route I take, it can be as short as 2 miles, but some times I take a less busy route that's about 4. I wear a wicking jersey thing because i shower and change clothes when I get to the office anyway, and that keeps me a bit cooler than a cotton t shirt.
>>889762
Yeah that wasn't me.
>>889768
>Tennessee
>hipster central
Guess you've never left your shitty state lol
>>889773
You quoted me twice
Either way you still look like the little faggot in the corner of the bike shop who refuses to talk to the customers
>>889776
Just because you come in with your walmart BSO looking fat and creepy wanting to borrow a bike pump and not buy anything doesn't mean actual paying customers don't get attention. It's just that you're not one of them.
>>889645
wegotabadasshere.jpeg
>>889691
Dude, fuck off! You come in every thread and shit on people who actually ride their bikes while youre probably just a fat fuck who feels superior because you putter back and forth from your shitty job and think youre awesome.
>>889788
at least ya got dubs, guy
>>889788
>That guy who quotes the entire thread
>>889645
MINNESOTA
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Biking towards Mt. Robson last month. What a glorious day.
smack dab in the middle.
>>889960
Amazing ! Mt Robson, the highest mountain in the Canadian Rockies apparently. Too bad you're on a road though :)
>>889985
There was a biking trail that went the first 10 km behind Mt. Robson. From there I hiked another 16 km to see this view. It was another glorious day.
>>889989
This looks like one of those old vacation slides my dad used to force the family to look at on the slide projector. Is that an actual digital camera or did you digitize some hipster gel print from your holga?
>>889991
What's a holga? You should get off your ass if you want to see the outdoors in real life. It is a shitty picture because the sun was facing me.
>>889992
It's an old style inexpensive film camera that hipsters loved for a while because the pictures always come out weird. Then instagram added the holga effect and everyone got over it.
Don't be so quick to take offense, I like your pictures.
>>889989
Wow, looks like a splendid area... I'll have to get over there one day and try some DH biking around Robson, and Jasper area. Bout 6 hours from Calgary though when theres still a ton to explore within 2 hours of me here. Sooooo one day....
Looks like you do a lot of nice exploring / touring around Alberta and BC.
>>889963
You should get a Hey Eddy so we can race an unsupported RAAM, anon~
>>889989
What did you do with your bike during the hike? Found a place to lock it up?
>>889768
Move out to knoxville so I have someone to ride with pls
I'm the guy racing with discs
>>890071
Your face looks way too girly.
>>889996
It was a tour from Anchorage to Calgary. By the time I got to Banff it was cold and I left in a hurry.
>>890082
Different anon here. Curious: what altitude you're at in the 2nd pic? How far a hike from that glacial-out wash-plane?
Crazy mining road near Carcross, Yukon.
>>890084
about 2200m. The lake was about 5 km away, the trail leads along it. This picture is the Salmon Glacier near Hyder, AK.
I'll keep dumping some more pictures.
This one is from the Babine Mountains in B.C.
Slaughter mountain I think?
>>890089
damn that's not far at all. was it a tough or particularly steep hike?
also:
that picture belongs in a textbook.
chapter: glacial flow
very rad, man. very rad.
Mt. Edith Cavell.
>>890096
thanks man.. from the trailhead it was all uphill, forget the totals, but the roundtrip was 36 km's. There was 100 tent sites within the park, but they were all booked, so I decided to day hike it... in hindsight I could've easily stealth camped.
This is the Root Glacier near McCarthy, AK.
>>890074
I suppose that means I gotta grow a beard
>>890089
Wait, I've seen this picture on reddit before. Not just this, but this picture even was my desktop wallpaper for a while...
>>890106
very chill. very chill.
hey man, i'm this poster in this thread:
>>890079
>>890084
>>890096
you've got some great pictures. i wonder if you've studied photography? or have a natural eye? i'm actually [amateur-professional] graphic designer that works with a small, local outdoors shop (only one location). we don't sell bikes, but we like them. mostly just outdoor/camping/hiking gear.
would you be willing to let me use some of your photographs for some design work (posters/cards/emails) around the shop? i'd be more than happy to include your artistic ownership (watermark, name, whatever) should i use them. i would never use them without permission. i just think you've got some great shots and i see some cool outdoors-y design in them. i'd love to see more.
email in field
>>890170
Dope jersey, disgusting bike
>>889537
my 30th birthday morning ride :)
kasual klub kommuter
>>890213
Sauce on jersey and helmet plox
>>890216
>>890216
jersey
>>890216
helment
trek university reward
>>890221
this is the sort of sauce you get with a to-go order, I was hoping for a full size bottle of sauce if you please.
>>890243
what is reverse google image search
>>??????>>?>?>>?????
>>890249
not worth my time
>don't defend sauce for ants >!!!!!>!>>!>!!!!!!
>>890252
>>don't defend sauce for ants >!!!!!>!>>!>!!!!!!
sause beggers can not b choosres. thanks for you're time
>>889751
jesus fuck BaconRider, Fix that fucking trigger discipline.
>>890118
Why would a small local shop hire a graphics designer
CX-racing in Europe. Not a real racer, only riding a few crits a year and some cx races.
>>889960
Oh man, your ass looks so fat.
>>889666
cool pic satan
>>890298
i wish there were nicer ireland jerseys
Old bike, but oh well
post race contemplation
>>890325
God that kit is hideous. Those fucking socks...
>>890118
I don't see email. I post in the Bicycle Touring group on Facebook mostly.
>>890284
yep my ass is two feet long and I lay it across my rear rack.
>>890327
shoe covers fam lmao do you even know what aero is
Gayfag reporting in: you're all ridiculously sexy wtf!
>>889688
I was driving home from a photo shoot when I saw the jersey... never thought I'd see one, especially since I live in a small city in Canada.
I turned around and took the shot and posted it here. He ended up seeing the post later that night, which was fun.
>>889537
Riding my Kona Unit in a local race
>>890381
Tell us what you like about each of us bb
>>890421
>racing
>without an /n/ jersey
son, i r disapoint
>>890505
>tell us what you like about us bb
k
>>889537
Nice manly calves
>>889539
Cute bearded hipster look, 8/10 would go for a ride date and drink cheap beer with.
>>889627
can't really tell
>>889666
Nice. Slim, toned and lean body.
>>889937
Girl/10, would not bang gtfo.
>>889960
Honestly can't tell much from this pic
>>889963
Good body, nice tan.
>>890071
Sexy legs, looks like a smart nerdy guy. Would get coffee with.
>>890170
Cheeky fixie guy, would flirt with.
>>890209
10/10 ideal partner, would go bikepacking through europe with before we adopt a son.
>>890213
Can't tell much, would probably still bang tho.
>>890279
Okay I guess, take a shower.
>>890298
Nice thick calves, definitely a cool manly bear. Am keen.
>>890307
Handsome roadie, very youthful look. Looks confident and cool.
>>890325
I imagine you would be a sarcastic wisecracker, would probably have some good laughs on a date.
>>890421
Not my type.
>>890518
Has anyone ever told you you're a slut?
>>890526
Yeah I get that a lot
>>890518
I love you gays. Ty for the confidence boost.
>>890518
When did /n/ turn into /fit/?
>>890564
When the cyclists showed up.
>>890566
Butthurt trainfag detected. Does the presence of pic related on /n/ trigger you?
>>890331
>yep my ass is two feet long
It sure looks like it is.
>and I lay it across my rear rack
No wonder, with an ass like that.
>>890518
Fam you skipped me
>>890590
That's because you're a faggot.
Not a riding shot, but here I am throwing a Fuji over a fence while doing the Cumberland Gap/C&O Canal from Pittsburgh to DC
>>890518
>Not my type.
cold bro, cold
>>890596
several years old
>>890596
where your pedals at fam?
>>890609
TITE GAPS
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1/2 from a recent CX race.
>>890570
Not really, since the cyclist in that pic is clearly using their bike as a form of transportation instead of for purposes of exercise or recreation. We need more pictures like that here and less of what is being posted ITT.
>>890673
Oh I'm sorry, is transportation not allowed to be fun? /o/ isn't allowed to talk about racing anymore because it's supposed to be about literally only physical cars, not the things they're used for.
>>890671
It's a fucking blast. Most fun you can have on a bike as far as I'm concerned.
>>890676
How many laps do you do and how long are the courses?
>>890674
>/o/ isn't allowed to talk about racing anymore because it's supposed to be about literally only physical cars, not the things they're used for.
Sounds like a good precedent to institute that policy on this board tbh fam. In fact, it makes even more sense on this board, since the board is "/n/ - Transportation," not "/n/ - Cycling." Just because there is a bike involved doesn't make it relevant to the stated purpose of this board.
And just because you can't shitpost random shit about bikes doesn't mean transportation isn't allowed to be fun.
>>890678
A board about transportation. Bikes are a mode of transportation. But you can't talk about how you personally use that mode of transportation? That makes no sense at all tbh fam lmfao smdh bbq
Latest fixter faggotry.
>>890677
My last race was 8 laps of 2km.
>>890209
good lord you're attractive. I bet you get laid on the daily. (or you would if you weren't a 30 year old sperglord using 4chan.)
>>890722
You have a very punchable face.
>>890722
Hipster faggot
Black helmet
>>890888
Fred as fuck tbh fam. Nice trips though.
>>890888
Swiss kit is pretty sweet. What team are you?
Also
>that guy with the black/dayglo kit and the white/blue bike
Top fucking kek. Almost barf inducing.
>>890722
>girl clothes
>rides fixie
Color me surprised
>>890928
If your name isn't Corey and you aren't obsessed with adding glowlights to your beater pickup truck, than I used to work with your twin brother.
>>890931
Paul?
Some more pics from my last race on Sunday.
>>890936
Yes, the BB is mandatory.
>>890947
whats bb?
>>890950
Beer belly
>>890952
oh, you basically havent got one..
>>890841
>>890846
Thanks brahs.
I can't stop, I can't stop, whatever.
>>890955
Literal autism
>>890956
Should I feel ofended now?
>>890960
look at him squirm
>>890961
Triggered
Selfie
>>891005
The brand loyalty is strong with this one.
>>891005
you have some dirt on your chin, are you even old enough to be on this site?
>>890722
ayy I like your bike, don't let the bullies get to you m80.
It looks fun and looks like you're having fun :)
That said, get some fucking brakes you fat cunt
me :)
>>891217
I like you, anon. You're not a faggot.
>>891217
I do in fact lift.
>>890722
Lets be honest, buddy, you're too fat for those jeans aren't you.
>>890637
>not shaving his legs
my nig
>>891217
I've been considering a road bike, but between my dorm room being too tiny for 2 bikes and the most distracted drivers I've ever seen (Korea), probably not gonna happen.
My next base is in Italy, so very likely once I get settled there.
>>890106
hey do you have a blog or a route of you trip some where online, like CGOAB?
planning to do a similar tour next summer Anchorage to Toronto.
>>891269
Ik geloof er geen zak van.
sunday's ride
>>892642
Where is this?
>>892129
Search on Youtube for bicycle touring.
>>890937
10/schleck face
A few laps in the local velodrome.
>>892742
wow that's in pretty shite condition.
>>892742
Were the grass not clearly cut, I would have assumed you had found an abandoned velodrome and gave you mad props.
>>892806
It is actually pretty cool. It was build in the 50s and hasn't got renovated a lot since them. It has some post-apocalyptic atmosphere.
>>892810
It is not far away from downtown. And there are still races with historic motorbikes and bikes as a combo.
Old and shitty photo like hell. What can I say, I'm of the foamer squad here.
Back then I had this old 6-speed derailleur bike, from times back when people were not autistic about their bikes. Not a "hybrid", not a "road bike", just a normal, plain as it can be male diamod frame with that thing on it.
On a bike path in Michigan.
>>892855
Downtown where?
I know there's an old velodrome in Jax, FL that I've wanted to check out just wondering if this is it.
>>892888
There's always been differentiation between bicycle types, you're just clueless.
>>892908
Sure, but not the kind of hype. Also, the dirt cheap plastic bearing cups and "permanent lubrication" sucker option wasn't there.
You went to a bike shop and the options, little caricatyrized were "torpedo, crane or nameless coaster hub" and "diamond or through frame". Well, that was so in a little backwoods country at the protectionist era, when the sole domestic manufactuer could make any shit and the government made sure they still outcompeted everything else.
And don't get me wrong, I take this time and age every day.
Nowadays with little patience I can get yeasterday's completely-out-from-the-plebs high end products in "serviceable condition" for loose change. Just acquired a duomatic for free. It needed a new wheel to go with it and the brake-arm side bearing was little worn, othervise perfect.
>>892922
Just a small town, early 90s.
And yeah, that was actually the hardware store bike selection.
My first bike had late model S5 in it, with that horrible shifter. From the local bike shop, naturally they had reasonable small bike shop selection, I remember I wanted a (domestic monopoly manufacturer) 21 speed one but dad vetoed me bacause he though the hub was more reliable. Probably it was little cheaper too.
I think the grain of truth here is that there were not really pleb-level roadbikes available, the ones that were there were just out of the question expensive.The "hybrid" and bouncy front springs weren't a thing yet.
teehee
>>892954
Are you gay? You literally look homosexual.
>>892955
no
>>892954
would love to pound that ass
>>892960
<3
>>892960
Why are you such a slut anon
>>892960
Stop being a slut, lewd anon.
>>892954
Hardcore mirin'
could do better on the bike section though. Too much color coordination. All-black wheels and handlebar would do wonders
>>892968
its me first track bike, all i do is sprint so decided to start in velodrome
>>892890
nigger
Well, if y'all are done fagging it up in here. Here's a new shot of me from this weekend.
>>893052
Is that as butt-clenchingly terrifying as it looks?
>>892709
you are fucking useless
>>893052
Did you ride up there or did ya Mom drop you off?
>>892903
Bielefeld in Germany.
After the war they built a lot of velodromes in Germany.
>>891005
Melburnian!
>>892954
The expression on your face and the fact that you're carrying the bike tells me something happened to it. Dem legs doe :3
>>893243
is that harley
>>893243
>hover banana
>hoof
>not showing the bike
3/10
>>893243
Looks like someone's compensating with those sandals
>>893243
Jesus Christ those tits.
>>893243
how come it's an actual heart shape on that bag and not something quirky like a turnip or a beet
>>892976
that escalated quickly
>>892695
near Nevado de Toluca, about 100 km from Mexico City
Trying to keep the British/Welsh represented here. I feel I may be out numbered.
>>890722
Good luck pedaling around with the fucking seat lodged in your ass. Your legs should't be fully extended in the middle of your stroke, hahahaha
>>890722
Also >not riding in the drops
>>893731
It's hard to tell because his arm is in the way but I think he's standing. It looks to me like there's some room between his ass and the saddle.
>>893243
those fucking booooooobs, man
>>892890
>
you look insufferable
>>893243
veganpower! old photo though.
>>893851
Are you vegan?
dirt boner
>>893052
>vlcsnap
Link to the vid, bruh.
>>894128
What's that white tube on tt
>>894174
0its a pump...
>>894168
sorry m8, didn't upload it anywhere yet. Will likely make an edit of all the footage I've taken at that mountain, eventually... awesome place.
winning my last race as a 3 by an inch
>>894439
on da left
also tooling around on my track bike after track nats en route to some tacos
too busy to go in the bag
>>894453
and another from a crit earlier this year, I'm in the white castelli jersey in third
>>894252
>>894454
other broters who wear kask mojitos because we have wide heads or something apparently! how strange
>>894439
nice!! maybe someday i'll be a 2:^)
this one is from collegiate conference MTB regionals/USAC MTB state champs; I proceeded to hit the wrong trail on the 2nd lap and didn't realize it until ~3miles into that lap, but the build was completed literally a week before or so, so it was nice being able to just enjoy riding it
>>894252
Ru the grill?
>>894128
Hideaki anno, i didnt know you were a fan of riding bikes
>>894530
>>894501
Enjoy being a 3 man
1/2 races are just eyeball bleeding efforts for hours.
last picture/video i have
weak line and style but whatever it's all i got currently
this one could be better or worse
made another
last one i promise
unless anybody wants to see ghost-rider hopscotch
>>894755
I see you're at Doheny
>>894762
you got it
>>894501
awesome bike there man
>>894757
Why do you wave your leg like a retard?
>>894774
how do you ride rail road tracks smart lad?
for balance
Me in Peru
>>894806
Another
>>894439
do you know the guy who's on the same bike?
also how are you liking the foil(?), looking at an addict for myself and i've had good experience with scotts before, cheap and good stuff
>>894806
this picture gave me altitude sickness
>>889537
Worst handlebars ever, I ride flatbar again.
>>895265
Nigga why the FUCK would you use drops without drop levers for the extra hand positions?
>>895267
It was a mistake, those drop levers would be much better. But this drop bar was too narrow anyway.
>>894906
Did I see you at Spinellli's two weeks ago?
Dunno if I should pay the dollary-doos for this or not.
>>895281
gorby gap
