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2016 kek releases edition
old thread >>66469299
in the ass raw black metal
rec me fast, energetic metal to get me pumped af
>>66477833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TYpA9ZXWdw
>>66477902
Average Exploited song:
>Shite is fookin bad
>I am fookin mad
>Maggie locked the loo
>Now I cannae have a poo
>>66477685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mmFofkhq6o
>>66477833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xlVvb7FHQ
>>66477588
What does /metal/ think of this album?
>>66477588
Good EP
>>66478052
looks gay
>>66477833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36nLattJUVs
>>66477833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8jaL57mP2k
>>66478052
Album of the decade.
No, I don't expect anything to surpass it.
>>66478063
It's pretty good Prog DM, you should check it out.
>>66477833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYiN4kVTJNs
>muh thrashy triplets
>>66477833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KODikJAtgc8
>>66477833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTe_gY5EyuY
The only good song from the album.
>>66478090
Towards One Goal is one of the top 10 greatest Thrash songs ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IALUS-4TwKo
PHILOSOPHY TIME
Fact: on the first 5 Metallica records, the best songs are track 1 and 5 (only exception being Kill 'em All, since Anesthesia is a shitty song, so it's 1 and 6).
>>66477458
No, I don't think demons can kill themselves. From what I understand, they just wanted to carry on wreaking havoc instead of floating around looking for another host. The purposes of the story are basically to warn against the destructive nature of demons, and to demonstrate Jesus' authority over them.
>>66478256
>Enter Sandman is the best song on the Black Album
Also, the vocals absolutely kill Shortest Straw for me.
>"Shawtest Stwaaaaw!!!"
>>66478170
the whole album is goat as fuck
trve norwegian balck metel
>>66478256
battery is the worst song on puppets, trapped under ice is one of the weaker songs on ride the lightning, the shortest straw is probably the worst song on ajfa, and there are plenty of songs better than enter sandman on the black album
>>66478382
>the shortest straw is probably the worst song on ajfa
the title track, eye of the beholder, harvester of sorrow, to live is to die are all worse than shortest straw.
>>66478264
nice interpretation, anon
although, if i remember correctly, according to the Bible demons are just fallen angels and are physical beings
>>66477588
Without a doubt a Kek
"AVE
>Thanks for the letter. Yes, Goateye is stone dead! He blew his brains out with a shotgun after cutting open all his veins on his wrists and his throat! Brutal as the devil!
Well, the reason for doing this was that he lived only for the EVIL black metal scene, and its lifestyle with rivets, chains, crosses black clothes and hell. Today all "death" metal bands have normal clothing and jogging pants and look as ordinary as they can, and the same goes for the audience who are nothing but trendy little kids with jogging pants and skateboards! When he discovered that only (with a few exceptions) trendy children listened to us and came to concerts, and that all he stood for with the old evil scene was laid to waste by kids and hardcore-moral-political-idiots; he decided to die. I have declared WAR on the trendy children and FALSE "death" metal bands! Normal people should FEAR death metal! They will DIE!
But I must add that it was interesting to be able to study (half) a human brain and rigor mortis. When I found him I naturally got my camera and took CLOSE-ups of the corpse from different angles, and me and Hellhammer found 2 large pieces of the cranium that we have hung in neck chains. The pictures will be used on the Mayhem album. We will NOT disband! No way in hell! We believe a curse has been laid on Mayhem because EVERYTHING goes to hell, but I will NEVER give up! No, we will not attend his funeral because Dead would have HATED that. + it is expensive and he will not notice it much anyway. His mother told us that we have to be there but I don't give a fuck, I'm not a fucking therapist. I'm counting on that our bass player will be there, but that is because he is a sentimental wimp-fucker who didn't even have the guts to see the BLOOD. We will probably have a new bass player soon."
>>66478426
title track and instrumental are easily among the best
the other two you mentioned are similarly average like shortest straw, although eye of the beholder has a better chorus and i like harvester of sorrow for being the obligatory slower groovier song
shortest straw has little going for it aside from a catchy riff that probably influenced countdown-era megadeth
>>66478488
euronymous was goat
>>66478495
To Live Is To Die is the most repetitive and needlessly long song Metallica has ever recorded.
>>66478573
I disagree
>>66478488
>His mother told us that we have to be there but I don't give a fuck, I'm not a fucking therapist.
that fucking line out of nowhere. fucking black metal autists, you couldn't make this shit up
>>66478432
The Bible is frustratingly vague on the topic of demons and angels. It never uses the term 'fallen angels', and it doesn't say whether they're spiritual, physical or both. The Qur'an and the various Kabbalahs go into much more detail.
>>66478264
so in that case, why did jesus give them permission to wreak more havoc?
>>66478170
>not posting the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTX32-chxVE
>>66478856
i did always find that to be incredibly disappointing when i started reading the bible for the sweet lore
>elder godtier writing for the acoustic guitar
>sterile as fuck riff writing
baka desu senpai
why did euronymous look like ltcorbis?
>>66478856
I'm not 100% sure but I think the Book of Enoch covers that
>>66479023
>Euro looked like male Bjork
what did they mean by this
>>66478938
Like I said, as a warning. According to American theologian William L. Lane:
>Jesus allowed the demons to enter the swine to indicate beyond question that their real purpose was the total destruction of their host.
They had wanted to destroy the possessed man, just like they destroyed the pigs, but the man was more capable of resisting them.
I'm in need of punk/hardcore inflected metal, something sludgy and grimey, like it was recorded in half a foot of mud during a thunderstorm.
>>66479234
F I S T U L A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WbzdHyhhbw
>>66479284
Killer, I'm a sucker for screeches, guitar or vocals.
>>66479053
Oh hey, you're right! I always wondered where people got the whole 'fallen angels' thing from.
Hey /metal/.
Opinions on this?
>>66479426
it came up in the previous thread:
>>66475193
>>66479426
/r/blackmetal seems to like it, so it probably sucks
>>66478963
I think the tora goes into that
>>66479454
Oh my bad, I should have checked first.
>>66479456
Granted, it was no melancholy2, but I was quite pleased with it.
>>66479456
so, it's not about music being good or not, it's about the fact that normies do or do not like it.... huh, i'm not surprised.
>>66479234
some more noisy, sludgy and filthy shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0mud2ZGAfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3P3W4Rn1R4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2g_sch1ik
>>66479508
You have it backwards. If normies don't like it, then it's probably not good :^).
Anyway, I'm just memeing.
>>66479521
>mistress
mah nigga
>>66479559
Oh, i figured the sentence might sound like "if a normie likes it then it's good", but i totally didn't meant that.
Anyway, i'm glad you're not autistic :)
>>66479234
https://yautja.bandcamp.com/album/songs-of-lament
>>66479234
http://youtu.be/FQ-ghBh77Zc
http://youtu.be/yjg_dLEZb7w
>>66479521
RH was sick and I really dug Mistress.
>>66479674
Dig both of these, really enjoyed Admiral Angry's vocals
>>66479674
Oh and I'll add this too.
http://youtu.be/rta93F9UJ3g
leak WHEN?
>>66479608
Dude this is pretty nasty, nice post
Can you boys rec me some spooky, soul crushing DSBM? No Gris, Shining or Xasthur please. I'm not that new to the genre.
>>66479932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f116YZsKuAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9CZ6ExUHVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRNyQyG02Uw
I'm in need of some melodic post-slamcore dildocrunkgrind, any recs appreciated
>>66478081
i like this
>>66479486
maybe i should re-rad the good old book one of these days
>>66479053
yeah, that's where most of the demon stuff comes from
Best book in the Bible and by far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7M-jxi8LDA
>>66480296
The Book of Enoch isn't in the Bible.
>>66480352
shit, it isn't
it's just quoted in bible
>>66480296
Read the Apocrypha while you are at it.
It's books omitted from the old testament of the bible.
have any of you ventured out of /metal/ recently? it looks like grimesposting is getting pretty out of control.
>>66480586
Oh shit I remember that plane in skyrim.
Trippiest library ever.
>>66480586
Is it the shit that isn't boring and preachy?
>>66480602
We don't talk about those people here.
Best not to contaminate the best part of /mu/
I can't stop listening to Tense Stage.
>>66480586
sounds esoteric as shit, thanks for the rec a lot, anon! I legitimately appreciate it, i'll get some PDFs of these bitches in to time
>>66480602
it was always atrociously common
>>66480617
It's old Jewish books, that in some ways, contradict things written in the christian new testament, therefore the christians omitted these old jewish books when they compiled the bible in the 4th century.
>>66480221
nice mix of grind and death metal. too bad they don't play anymore. The drummer created a new band named Bodybag https://thebodybag.bandcamp.com/
>>66480626
THE GATES
>>66479234
not really punk-influenced, but this is pretty grimey:
https://autokrator.bandcamp.com/
>>66479234
listen to crust
>>66481033
Do you actually know any not bad crust or are you memeing m8?
>>66480586
Seconding this. The Book of Tobit is my favourite. It reads like a Brothers Grimm story.
>>66481177
Koreisch is actually grind, but it might be to your liking m8
>>66481177
>amebix
>antisect
>sacrilege
>rudimentary peni
>nausea
>skaven
all of these bands are awesome
>>66481177
Ancst
Black Breath
Dark Circles
Disfear
Mantar
Wow, this is actually pretty great
having a few long songs instead of a ton makes it much easier to digest, and it's just pretty great synth work. it's Midnight Odyssey goes Doomy instead of spacey and it's pretty great tbqhwy l a d s
i still don't get the whole ''dude what if i record this album as a split between all my solo projects lmao'' thing this album has got going on because the song don't really variate in style between all the different projects
So I've recently gotten into metal. I have been listening to a lot of opeth. Can you give me some other bands that are similar.
>>66481413
Lurk moar.
Also dig the charts.
>>66481413
Black Crown Initiate and also kill yourself
you might also like Ne Obliviscaris but they aren't really similar to Opeth
>>66481413
have you listened to Porcupine Tree and Steven Wilson
>>66481443
>>66481447
Thanks
>>66481443
wow that is a shit chart
when was this made
>>66481463
No I havent
>>66481499
then do that shit
>>66480999
I'm on "Chapter VII." This song is particularly crushing.
>>66480880
sorry i couldn't tell what came after that part so i can't sing along
>>66481620
it's okay. same here.
Thoughts?
>>66481718
it needs that one album with the giant statue and the dudes crawling on it
>>66481718
>no lich king eyesore
Good.
Post band only you know
>pic related
>>66481774
Are you blind
>>66481798
Name and genre please
This one is Skroth
>>66481798
>pic slightly related
>>66481718
Neoandertals really didn't deserve to be a meme
>>66481866
https://vehemencembm.bandcamp.com/
>>66481798
Not that obscure, but I never see it mentioned here.
>>66481900
This was some heavy stuff desu.
>>66481798
>that logo
So it's literally just a sword?
>>66481951
*the* heaviest stuff
>>66481798
I keep thinking i must be the only person on /meal/ to like this band
>>66481836
oops apparently...
>>66481798
https://goath.bandcamp.com/releases
>>66482090
A murloc named that shit.
>>66481906
Thanks, pretty good stuff
>>66482174
>goath
LMAO
>>66482174
is that ur band anon
>>66482255
No.
Last time I posted an unknown black metal demo tho ppl shat on it too. Maybe I shouldn't do that anymore...
>>66482326
>making people pay money for your demo
who would do something like this
Why are black metal qts generally more attractive than other metal qts?
>>66482174
>demo
>€4
these niggas
>>66479932
S K A P H E
K
A
P
H
E
>>66482411
>that webm
Fucking HOW?
>>66482438
>i
>m
>p
>l
>i
>c
>a
>t
>i
>o
>n
>s
>>66478052
First time I heard this I instantly ordered it, loving the compositions
>>66482516
shed be cool if she didnt have those lumps in her head
>>66482458
dogger magic
>>66482580
>it'd be cool if it didn't have those lumps in its head
FTFY
>>66482636
Nice doggo.
Here is metal related doggo in exchange.
Anyone know any good metal bands with female vocalists?
>>66482732
Helion Prime
>>66482732
Only because I'm feeling nice today.
>>66482636
>tfw samoyed's are the patrician dog
>>66482732
is this question being periodically, daily spammed in some kind of psychological experience regarding communities and general collectives of human beings?
anyway Nuclear Death
>>66482663
i'd tap that, she looks like a cyberpunk human-ogre hybrid who has like 3 times my muscle mass
how do you explain to a grill your kvlt bm and bdm taste in music?
>>66482842
Show her your pro-pain accessories.
>>66482842
Say the only metal band you like is deafheaven.
>>66478488
>the ''death'' metal kids wearing normal clothes.
this is exactly what Fenriz said
>>66482883
the average girl would find even them abrasive
>>66482941
Show them pictures of the front man.
>>66481177
go listen to SACCAGE - Death Crust Satanique
gr8 band b8
>>66478382
>battery is the worst song on puppets
nah man
>>66482777
trips of absolute truth
Samoyed and Shibas are best race
MESHUGGAH IS TOURING THE US AGAIN
I CAN'T WAIT
>>66483061
the intro is classic, but it manages to feel overlong and repetitive despite its short length
the chorus is longer than the verses ffs
>>66483113
I would put it slightly above Leper Messiah, but honestly I think that album is pure gold the entire way through
Best metal album of all time
>>66483091
THE STRUGGLE
TO FREE MYSELF OF RESTRAINTS
BECOMES
MY VERY SHACKLES
>>66479932
Xothist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEGnTFpBJaE
>>66483113
i honestly never thought of any of Metallica's work as overlong until AJFA where it started getting proggier
then St. Anger's songs where ridiculously fucking overlong, to the point where it sounded like they were quite literally playing the same song twice on the same track
>>66483132
Yeah I still agree, Battery is still an 7-8/10 song for me and the whole album is amazing, one of the most forward-thinking of the 80s
>>66483158
COMMITTED TO A LIE WE CANNOT SEE CANNOT KNOW NOR COMPREHEND
WE'RE ALL ASININE DRONES KEPT IN THE DARK, KEPT IN LINE
>>66482090
This is fucking amazing btw.
Thank you.
>>66483091
who /minneapolis/ here
>>66483337
I would go but I'm busy anon
>>66483091
i didn't even knew those lads were still around
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>66483091
>excited about seeing Meshuggah at all
>>66483366
you can get the day off
>>66483401
>>66483437
dude nice contrarian meme, I like it
>>66483472
It's family stuff I'm afraid, can't get out of it
>>66483437
>>66483401
Fuck off back to NWN
>>66483494
I already bought you a ticket dude, c'mon
you guys actually like meshuggah? for real?
>>66483497
What the fuck is NWN
>>66483522
do you not like meshuggah? for actualls?
>>66483529
Why would you reveal how new you are like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmpUNQYwxBg
>he doesn't ship this EP
>>66483522
Why wouldn't we?
does anyone have a link to the new gojira album, magma?
ive looked around nearly everyday for a month still havent found a working link
also if anyone has boris' new album, forbidden songs, that would be sweet
>>66483091
>meshuggah and high on fire
I wished i was still a normie so i can enjoy show like this
>>66483472
>not liking Meshuggah
>contrarian
bad meme lads
i don't even dislike them, i'm just completely disinterested in them
>>66483497
i don't like Neverwinter Nights at all, lad, it's firmly in the wave of overrated CRPG's that would be way more fun in tabletop format with props and shit
theres better djent than meshuggah why are you fags creaming your pants over them
>>66483610
and black metal doesn't interest me
you don't see me saying RIFFS>ATMOSPHERE every thread though
>>66483630
Who said anything about djent? We're talking about meshuggah.
>>66483641
>you don't see me saying RIFFS>ATMOSPHERE every thread though
>>66483647
meshuggah is djent
>>66483641
i didn't go into DJERKS SHOULD BE USED AS LIVING FUEL territory though, i legit thought Meshuggah had broken up
>>66483660
No it isn't.
>>66483660
Djent is mostly shitty Meshuggah tribute
On the same topic, why aren't actual 'djent' bands on Metal Archives
There's no denying they are universally referred to under the wide metal umbrella
>inb4 djent isn't metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_UBfrUI6Yc
So how hipster is this?
scale of 1 to 10
>>66483695
>>66483699
they invented djent but theyre still djent
>>66483734
Genres where the guitar is used as a primarily percussive instrument are not liked by the metal archives guys. See: nu metal, djent
>>66483849
No, they aren't.
>>66483734
It's not though
>>66483888
meshuggah does like free jazz guitar solos on top of their percussive palm muted stuff all the time
>>66483630
so what is this djent that you claim is better than meshuggah
meshuggah is proto-djent, lads
meshuggah is just shit
Djent is shit
Meshuggah is djent
therefore, meshuggah is shit
it's simple logic senpaitachi
>>66483962
you take that back
>>66483991
And since black metal is shit
then
black metal is djent?
and
meshuggah is black metal
>>66483924
Don't ask for consistency when it comes to metal archives. Sometimes I think they exclude several bands / genres just to keep their respective fans out. On the other hand it's their site and just like mark Zuckerberg they can do what they want.
>>66484021
no
all djent is shit, but not all shit is djent. got it?
>>66482516
GAYgoroth shirt and fucking behemoth sweatpants? She is surely false, no entry for her
>>66483896
>>66483944
>>66483945
Meshuggah is djent
>>66484044
This is a new rule, added now, not part of the original logic. By the original logic, black metal is djent.
This is the new law.
>>66483812
>mfw it just keeps getting worse
both the music and the pictures
>>66484078
But it isn't.
>>66484092
This is a new law, added now, not part of the original law. By the original law, black metal is not djent.
>>66483518
anon I said no
>>66484115
explain how it isn't
>>66484128
There was no law before.
Are you just making shit up? Just because you don't want to admit you like blackened atmodjent?
That's sad
>>66484142
dude I already got some beef jerky for the ride, let's go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuoDQKtiiJA
>>66484165
>bm hating djentfags cannot follow simple logic
you can't make this shit up
>>66484160
Djent was brought in with Periphery. Meshuggah only got called djent later.
Countries without metal:
Turkey
Thailand
Afghanistan
>>66484223
but they still meet all the requirements to be labeled djent.
so, they are djent.
>>66484222
Who said anything about hating black metal? Nobody. You made it up. Just now.
>>66484031
>Sometimes I think they exclude several bands / genres just to keep their respective fans out.
of course, nobody liked djent faggotry
>>66484267
And most black metal meets the requirements to be called surf rock
So, it is surf rock
>>66484272
>all this backtracking and denial
>>66484250
>Afghanistan
>having anything
>at all
Turkey actually has a lot of brutal death metal
>>66484292
well, I'm not denying that
>>66484282
Is djent already a thing of the past? Still hating on metalcore here to be h
>>66484298
>all this shit being made up on the spot
>/metal/ argues itself to death over genre definitions
hey guys that's the point, genres aren't rigid
[spoiler]meshuggah is good[/spoiler]
>>66484321
And black sabbath meets the requirement of rock.
And slipknot meets the requirements of death metal
and godflesh meets the requirments of nu metal
>>66484360
This is all true though.
>>66484360
yeah... so?
>>66478488
>We will probably have a new bass player soon.
>only founding member still in the band as of 2016
kek euronymous
>>66481798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUHfbpMwNVg
>>66484375
>7
>>66484390
I'm just saying, genres are meaningless. Therefore, meshuggah isn't djent.
I want some albums that can be described as "endlessly meandering"
>>66484420
>I'm just saying, genres are meaningless.
>Therefore, meshuggah isn't djent.
>>66484449
uh huh yeah and
>>66484411
He was and still is the only sane person in this band
>>66484468
if genres are meaningless, why do you get so worked up about meshuggah being called djent? and how does that make them any less djent?
>>66484500
Why are you worked up about meshuggah not being djent? What do you have to prove?
And again, djent is meaningless.
>>66484577
I'm not worked up about anything. I asked you why meshuggah isn't djent, and so far you haven't given me a good answer.
>tfw you have d-jent filtered because you frequently lurk in sharethreads and it destroys the metal general
>>66484663
kill yourself tripshit
>>66484663
get the fuck out of here you cancer tripfag
Hey, /metal/, where were you when Tool announced the tracklist from their newest album that'll be released in 2016?
The apparent track listing:
Disc 1:
1. Abscissa (13:47)
2. The Awakening (12:03)
3. Gematria (Act I) (14:33)
4. Regresolution (13:56)
5. Divinotus (12:45)
6. Astral (Act II) (12:21)
Disc 2:
7. Descending (13:53)
8. Decem (12:22)
9. Lesous (Act III) (12:43)
10. Principles of March (12:01)
11. Pascal's Wager (13:46)
12. Zeta (Act IV) (14:27)
[spoiler]im dying send help[/spoiler]
>>66484663
why are moths so cute, bro
>>66484697
You're in the wrong thread
>>66484697
>Tool
they are still a thing?
>>66484710
probably all the fuzz
>>66484697
Are you for real? Source? It's been 10 years. All my friends are dead. Fuck you mjk and aj
>>66484627
Well basically, I don't see how djent, which is a term used to describe bands who were influenced by meshuggah can applied to meshuggah. It's a genre that was created after they'd found their sound, and features more classically progressive metal characteristics like time signature changes, where Meshuggah are more of a technical groove
>>66484697
source or bullshit
I even googled "tool announces tracklist" and got nothing
>>66484784
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/07/16/rumor-tool-will-release-2-5-hour-double-album-decem-fall/
>meshuggah and tool posting
Last time I come here during american hours
>>66484801
>One Reddit user who claims his or her source is
stopped reading right there
>>66484801
>rumor
>according to a reddit user
>>66484737
>>66484723
The info is solid and comes from "a source close to the band"
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/07/16/rumor-tool-will-release-2-5-hour-double-album-decem-fall/
this is one of the toppest kek news regarding their album. it's gotta be
>mfw it's from a reddit post
>mfw 2.5 hours double album
>mfw cringe track names
>>66484801
kill yourself
>>66484807
>implying it's not millennials ruining the general
Vaporwäre and djent
>>66484807
>actual music posting instead of shitting on everything because memes
>is bad
kys famalam
>>66484906
hi nwn
>>66484920
and wtf is wrong with Meshuggah? Doesn't that pleb BastardHead hate them?
>>66484739
that's a reasonable answer.
I still think that Meshuggah's riffing can be described as djent-y.
just like Black Sabbath can be described as doom metal, even though the term was invented for bands that drew influence from them.
but I myself don't refer to Black Sabbath as doom, so go ahead and call Meshuggah technical groove metal or whatever you think is best.
peace anon, I wish you the best in life.
>>66484995
Alright then you too
metal elitists kill /metal/
>>66485040
this
people, let's just listen to the kickass music
Who here /blackened industrial metal/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6syzYg6VhLE
>What do either of you think of the term djent as a stylistic designation? Is it valid?
>VAI: Gent?
>ABASI: Have you heard this term?
>VAI: No, except like a gentleman or something.
>ABASI: It’s djent.
>VAI Don’t know it. But then I have a harp player in my band who said, “Who’s Van Halen?” She didn’t even know Van Halen. I said, “Did you ever hear of Led Zeppelin.” She said, “I think I heard some of his music.” [laughs] I mean the phrase sounds familiar, but I don’t know what it is.
>ABASI: Djent is supposed to be what I’m doing. You’ve described it already. You’re hearing this sort of polymetric thing, a lot of palm muting and there might be ethereal clean tones over it. It’s essentially what they’re calling what this new wave of bands are doing; what I’m doing. Because you know what djent is? It’s like a chug on the low strings, like djent, djent, djent. It just has more treble.
>VAI: Oh, of course, yeah, I did hear that. But I never connected it.
>ABASI: Meshuggah’s the originator of djent. But what do I think of the term? I think people need to call things stuff.
>VAI: Amen.
>>66484984
Literally who
Meshuggah is dope, I love them.
>>66484921
in what world is this even an insult?
>>66485082
yeah but what do those fags know
>>66485105
>Literally who
http://lairofthebastard.blogspot.com/2010/08/meshuggah-destroy-erase-improve.html
>>66485105
>Literally who
the worst of all the """big""" M-A reviewers.
think of a worse UltraBoris. He's more concerned with making jokes rather than actually reviewing the albums, and he has a terminal case of shit taste. I don't disagree with everything he says, but overall he is a huge pleb.
>/mu/ is shitting their pants over grimes and some celebrity drama with kanye and taylor swift
>/metal/ is shitposting and arguing about djent
should i finally just man up and kill myself?
>>66485194
yes
>>66485170
I enjoy reading autothralls reviews of "best of" / "greatest hits" albums.
>>66485194
Probably yea, you sound like an idiot
>>66485040
>>66485072
death to posers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49DggXUjwf4
>>66485219
I'm pretty sure he does those just for the sake of writing more reviews.
>>66485140
Hilarious, thanks anon, I'm forwarding it to my mates
>>66485239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPql1YNO_FM
nu-males can't handle trve metal
>>66485072
just listened to that for the first time last week, new to the genre, but loving it so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDtZjA1zsQA
>>66485248
He's never running out of insults though
>only one metal band called Death
>only one metal band called Obituary
>35 bands named Requiem
>>66485327
everyone knows Death. everyone knows Obituary. no one knows any of the 35 Requiems.
>>66485327
The metal community respects some bands enough to not obviously use their name
Death is the greatest band of all time, so nobody is going to steal their name
>>66485327
Death metal master race! So unique, creative and talented! Rip In Peace Chuck!
\m/ Horns up brother \m/
>>66485370
>Death is the greatest band of all time
>>66485351
It's just surprising that no one else, even in the 80s, released anything under those names. Also funny that not one of those 35 Requiems is notable. Surely ONE must be good.
>>66485370
>Death is the greatest band of all time
Lol
>>66485381
You tried bud
>>66485351
I know the Swiss one with "government denies knowledge". Even saw them live. Pretty good!
>>66485381
Upvoted, may we NEVER forget Chuck's legacy
>>66485400
My favorite guitar body is Stealth!
>>66485251
He also has some other (intentionally) funny reviews:
http://lairofthebastard.blogspot.com/2010/08/five-finger-death-punch-way-of-fist.html
Also the comments on this are a shitstorm:
http://lairofthebastard.blogspot.com/2014/04/tuomas-holopainen-life-and-times-of.html
As he puts it:
>My review for this got me in a surprising amount of trouble for bashing what is apparently a national treasure in Europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u8gueNNVPs
I have no reaction image and I must wew
>>66485267
This album kicks so much ass. One of the few HH albums that really lives up to the music it worships.
>>66485426
Dude how did Chuck invent death metal entirely by himself? And then manage to improve himself on every album and totally outplay such skilled guest guitarists? What a genius.
>>66485403
/r/music is having fun with that one right now lol
>>66485455
Oh yeah. Definitely. 100%. How right you are. Amazing. Genius. Invented death metal.
>>66485429
What in the actual fuck is with Finns and the Duck family?
>>66485455
kek
>>66485482
>"Dirty" Dingus McDuck
>>66485482
>Fethry Duck
>>66485482
How deep does the duckhole go?
A wider range of vocals and a stronger melodic talent surfaced on Crack The Skye (Reprise, 2009), which at times sounds like an emocore crossover album (Oblivion, Quintessence), and sometimes a progressive-rock album (the magniloquent Divinations, the 10-minute jam The Czar that propels a languid hymn), sometimes even bordering on pop-metal (Crack the Skye). The 13-minute The Last Baron is emblematic of how confused and unrealistically ambitious these Mastodon can be: swinging between speed-metal and arena-pop, the piece is practically devoid of any emotion, meaning or purpose. There is very little that is "technical" about Mastodon's music at this point. They are closer to Dream Theater than their fans are willing to admit.
>>66485604
>being compared to Dream Theater is an insult
>>66485040
>2015+1
>using the term elitist unironically
>>66485650
>implying
>>66485604
that review is completely accurate.
>>66485650
>I assume I know what people mean, when I clearly do not
>>66485604
I always hated this band and baroness as well what the fuck is this music supposed to represent? This is wolfmother tier metal
>>66485690
isn't that a symptom of autism?
>>66485604
>the piece is practically devoid of any emotion
?????
>>66485712
>wolfmother
>bad
>>66485714
Not really. Not getting emotional cues or some like that is though.
Point is >>66485650 doesn't know what he's talking about
>>66485712
Have you not listened to Remission?
>>66485736
Everything after the first album if shit bro.
>>66485799
what is Corpsegrinder's neck routine?
>>66485799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlhSTflZ5os
>>66485830
Headbanging for decades
>>66485830
Headbanging in between vocal parts
do any Frenchbros who read music magazines remember this band?
It's this Industrial Metal/Digital Hardcore band with a lot of pop punk in it, i remember back in the early/mid 2000s it being this album being reviewed on several magazines (one of them was a French translation, i believe) reviewing this album like it was the maddest shit ever, how different japanese music was and how MCM's was a perfect encapsulation of that culture clash. It's pretty crazy and honestly melancholic in a nostalgic way looking back on those years to see just how fucking wrong we were.
>>66485864
Kek
Is there a reason you guys hate on Baroness, Mastodon and Gojira other than being cuck metal?
>>66486481
Before it was cuck, it was hipster pitchfork-core and that's all that ever mattered
>>66486481
Gojira because they're terrible. I don't hate the other two but they went shit fast, and I'm disappointed, especially in Mastodon.
>>66486481
Baroness and Mastodon are just boring pseudo-sludge and Mastodon is boring pseudo-death, but that's just me
really, i think it's the implications of the people listening to them, the usual which is ''i don't like [genre] but this is fantastic :DDDDD'' if they don't outright say ''most death metal is shit but this is agdually breddy gud 4/5''
you can see why a community of people who do love these genres could come to resent these people, who disregard music by musicians who work extremely ward to become talented songwriters and musicians with few prospects regarding making money from said music only for them to mindlessly praise what is essentially a dumbed down, accessible version of the music they were calling ''childish'' or ''edgy'' or any other buzzword of choice
but those are just my 2 cents on it
>>66486628
>Mastodon are just boring pseudo-sludge and Mastodon is boring pseudo-death, but that's just me
Nigga wut
>>66485482
>those inbred fucks on right side
>>66485799
>tfw my neck is going to be like this soon
send help
i just cant stop waving my head like a retard
>>66486719
Baroness and Mastodon feels like vaguely Prog Metal with lots of distortion and fuzz, and no actual punk or doom influences, so i don't even get why these kinds of bands are getting called sludge nowadays
Gojira is just the softest, most accessible groove based death metal possible to the point where i wonder to myself if it actually is death metal
and i'm not really an elitist
>>66486785
you need to have some pretty serious ogre genes to reach that point anon
>>66486799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=labytsb3gfI
Are you telling me there is no punk or doom at all in this track? Of any kind?
>>66486834
no, that's one of their sludgier and better tracks, but listen to the majority of their stuff and tell me that ''mix of hardcore punk and doom metal'' is what comes to your mind
>>66486834
>linking the 240p version
kys familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsdIO8RHMTc
>>66486861
I'm not saying that's how I'd describe their sound, but it's definitely part of the equation, at least on their first three albums.
>>66486878
Right back atcha buddy.
>>66486861
It's not like they were the ones claiming they were sludge. You know how labels can be with marketing.
>>66486915
kek, that is true
i remember back in the early 2000s i went to a record store and Fredrik Thordendal's Sol Niger Within was tagged as ''Post-Thrash Metal''
Deafheaven too, they don't even call themselves black metal, it's just marketing pushing that shit as le thinking man's black metal and the hip and cool crowd eating it up
>>66486892
look, anon, they definetely have sludge in their sound, but that's not really their main genre and that was really not my point
post your best interpretive dance metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qii59-7JAM
rip metalbros we're quickly approaching the purge horizon
>>66486979
>they don't even call themselves black metal
Interdasting. I've not heard this, what do they consider themselves then?
Does anyone have a download link for Dirge - Hyperion? Can't seem to find one anywhere
>>66487148
>we don’t call ourselves a black metal band, because we’re not
t. Kerry McCoy
>I killed myself because I was stupid
What did he mean by this?
>>66487226
when will spurdo get old
![Dirge-Hyperion_CoverCMYK[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pPdqlL4.jpg "Dirge-Hyperion CoverCMYK[1]")
