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>>66391915
what did he mean by this
How do I reach Transcendental Qabala?
>side project of Joey Vera who played bass in Anthrax, Armored Saint and Chroma Key
Da fuggg, I never knew this existed
>>66397448
become a living meme
Are Fanisk the only ones to pull off nazi aesthetics?
inb4 Aryan Terrorism, they only have that one diss track and like one other good song, and slavs are automatically discarded anyway
Gene Simmons - "You're better off not even learning how to play guitar or write songs, and just singing in the shower and auditioning for The X Factor. And I'm not slamming The X Factor, or pop singers. But where's the next Bob Dylan? Where's the next Beatles? Where are the songwriters? Where are the creators? Many of them now have to work behind the scenes, to prop up pop acts and write their stuff for them.
>>66397469
Wasn't he the judge on some show? Either way I don't see how there's a bigger hypocrite alive
>>66397469
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnthor_Birgisson
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Carlsson
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B6rgen_Elofsson
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Falk
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristian_Lundin
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Martin
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rami_Yacoub
>>66397448
First you're gonna need to read our book, and follow the 7 steps of the Zone Theory program, so as to align your zone and liberate the hundreds of poems that are trapped in your brain.
Secondly you put diarrhea in a spaghetti pot, talk to it, and get real sound advice that can turn your life around and make you a perfect man, by revitalizing your probos so you can bottle them, and admire them.
Thirdly, find a couple of male friends, do some adult horseplay, either masked or unmasked, nude or non-nude, and find happiness by divorcing your family and accessing the full potential of white foods.
Fourthly, praise Ba'Hee Priss Dimmie
>>66397503
>scandis
stop right there criminal scum
>>66397495
Who better do make that claim if not one of the world's biggest pop stars?
NEW KEL VALHAAL TRACK JUST DROPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-K91oT_Yw
>tfw no metal gf
>>66397605
>no REAL metal gf
Post your week, rec/rate
>>66397636
>ywn have young Sabina Classen as a metal gf
>>66397645
Generic borging dad metal zzzzz
>>66397645
>actually listening to metal
>>66397728
I know right?
What a fag
Metal is for fags
Wouldn't it gay to listen to metal? lol
It'd be gayer to show each other our penises tho, wouldn't that be gay?
NEW SOILWORK SONG
EMBRACE THE STRID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydGQYp6QCHs
>>66397754
I bet that sounded really funny in your head didn't it?
>>66397808
sounds ... good?
damn
>>66397445
>>66397448
>>66397464
>>66397465
>>66397468
>>66397469
>>66397495
>>66397503
>>66397506
>>66397519
>>66397542
>>66397680
>>66397728
>>66397754
>>66397808
>>66397893
I'm leaving this general and never coming back
I'm so sick of you idiots, oh my god
Good luck coming up with fresh memes and good recs without me
>>66397964
buttfarts xDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkp48SZ0Gf4
slam
What is the neon genesis evangelion of 80s speed metal?
>>66397994
bulldozes hard
>>66398003
soilwork
What's the thrash of thrash
>>66397994
slams like a nigger your mother
is there some good doomy death metal like pic related but not similar to Incantation?
>>66398003
metallica
rec good meloblack
know all the essentials
this is some catchy $hit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mepdncNk9dk
>>66398066
Liturgy
>speed metal in the 70s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbQm-nSjuHI
>speed metal in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd8PYj9QQXo
>speed metal now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqO1hjFCCLc
fugg what haben
>>66398066
New Keep of Kalessin EP
>>66398066
Not sure if this is essential
>>66398088
Liturgy is non-melodic, it's rhythmic
What's some essential rhythmoblack, besides Liturgy?
No but seriously what the fuck is the difference between speed metal and thrash metal, or speed metal and power metal?
>>66398279
speed metal has higher speed, power metal has more power
and trash is the trash in between
you now remember the band carnifex
>>66397433
Gotchu.
>>66398279
speed metal in the late 70s and early 80s (prior to thrash and power metal) was essentially faster NWOBHM.
Thrash metal branched off of speed metal with a sound influenced by the riffing style of harder punk rock and much more extreme hardcore in the early-mid 80s.
Power metal branched off of speed metal with a much more emphasis on melodious lead guitars and a much more grander, "powerful" sound in the early-mid 80s.
After power metal and thrash metal became dominant subgenres, speed metal generally just became faster metal that's not as bombastic and melodious as power metal or not as thrashy and aggressive as thrash metal. A lot of the time speed metal is essentially power-thrash now.
Need your help /metal/
I'm looking for this death metal/grind album from the 80s(?). Believe they had a female member and the cover is black and white with a giant spider, drawn kinda crudely like a child had drawn it. Any ideas?
>>66397808
This ain't a new song, stupid. It's from the 2015 EP "Beyond the Infinite"
>>66398394
Nuclear Death - Bride of Insect ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrRT3Xr83xk
vocalist: Lori Bravo
dope band
I hope you fucks aren't seriously listening to Liturdgy.
If you want transcendence, go listen to Midnight Odyssey's "Funerals from the Astral Sphere". It's long as fuck, true (it's a double album), but it has a lot of stellar ambient. Much more ambitious than Liturgy, and not retarded.
>>66398044
anyone?
>>66398474
How pretentious can you get?
>>66398279
>speed metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRXXfkb7XCo
>thrash metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na6A4MnC2Po
>power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfBrmhAxDjY
>>66398484
It isn't being pretentious. Liturgy is just fucking miserable. I was just trying to appeal to those who fancy Liturgy for its "aestethics". Me, I like Midnight Odyssey because I fucking love space-themed music.
>>66398463
Yep, that's the one. Thanks
Is Cameron Gray the Bjorn Strid of album covers? I swear he makes covers for every shitty djentcore or underground proge band
Hey i don't usually come here but do you have more like pic related?
>>66398612
Neoandertals - Ebu Gogo Gutting the Child
>>66398593
these do look amazing, though. I admit, I have an urge to listen to an album like that every time I see amazing cover art like this. But eh, I realize this is a bad idea.
>>66398612
Soilwork - The Living Infinite
>>66398647
word
I mostly enjoy the music too though
>>66398646
I already know this one senpai and it's not like MD45 at all. Though it's still good.
>>66398668
MD.45 is heavy metal side project of Mustaine. You're thinking of Solution.45 when recommending Soilwork, right? I did, too.
>>66398547
That's pretentious.
>>66398685
Prog or djent? Djent is a mess to me, and prog...I never got into because of the pretensiousness of prog fand and artists...
>>66398692
He was just memeing bro
Preparing to listen, man, that's been a while
>>66398692
jesus christ lurk more until you understand our memes before posting
>>66398612
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>66398612
>i don't usually come here but do you have more like pic related
You are just asking to get memed
>>66398742
I don't give a fuck about your shitty memes, sorry, I came to this board for music
>>66398370
What the hell is that
>>66398771
Not coming here often =/= not listening to metal
I just don't like all the circlejerk memes that generals usually imply.
>>66397433
Better cover art
>>66398801
No anon, if you come to /metal/ looking for reccs you're going to get memed. That's the way it is, nobody ever responds seriously to recc posts
I'm surprised you haven't gotten flooded with slam and weebgrind reccs yet
>>66398789
Got this one too.
>>66398823
Even if they did i listen to that shit as well so i really wouldn't mind
>>66398707
both to be completely honest
>>66398849
Hahaha
Why do Touhou fags shove their shit into everything
>>66398789
weeaboo melodeath band with album covers that parody classic album covers
>>66398892
It's pretty amusing
>>66398887
It's funny since most of these albums are kinda shit. But a couple of them I enjoy.
>>66398892
There's a power metal band that does the same exact thing with their own album covers.
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Iron_Attack!/3540256333
>>66398727
Hey man is there a way I can trade you via email for that album or something?
Why wasn't Touhou metal memed here yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXi-8qxHx3k
>>66398823
i got serious recs for crust the other night
>>66398910
I'm actually not familiar with pic related. Is it an edit or is it original?
>>66398949
But it has.
A few anons here listened to UnCo's more oriental albums and liked them IIRC.
TEEEEETH AAAAREEE SHAAAARPEEENEEED
SWAAALOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
THE CHOSEEEEEEEN SOOOOUUUULLLLL
>>66398943
I'm listening to in in vk
Out tomorrow, anyway
>>66398823
You can get some recs based on the time of day and how you ask
>>66398949
>Why wasn't Touhou metal memed here yet
but it has for nearly half a year mate, have you been living under a rock?
mostly touhou slam, touhou grind and that one meloblack band though
>>66398997
It's based on how you ask mostly. If you come into /metal/ and say something like "I'm new, give me reccs" or "here's [popular album with tons of popular bands that copied it], can I get reccs", you're going to get meme'd on.
>>66398949
Will we get Kancolle metal next?
>>66398482
Black Tongue.
Anyone have good NSBM reccomendations?
>>66399234
suicide
>>66398994
What is vk?
I googled it and it said it's a popular european social networking site so I guess that makes sense.
It's not on spotify of course. Maybe it'll be there tomorrow who knows. Sometimes the more obscure bands on there get totally neglected when it comes to new releases but all in all chances are it's gonna end up on there tomorrow.
>>66399234
Spear of Longinus : Nazi Occult Metal
I'd link you to it but mf links are apparently spam now so unless you wanna interact via email or last fm there you go.
>>66399240
No matter how I format the link, system always thinks it's spam, so I had to post it as pic. Should work for non-registered users
So what's the verdict /metal/
>>66399240
VK is Russian facebook
>>66398044
This might be on the heavier side, but you'll probably appreciate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjaV-3PLXh8
More like this?
>>66399421
Liturgy - The Ark Work
GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URhmC865SGI
>>66399515
this is good
more like this ?
>>66398482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osbEevma1t8
>>66399606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sj2iQyBTQs
Rec 10/10 blackgaze albums
>>66399234
Listen to him >>66399275
>>66399804
Here
>>66399606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTPG7q3AR8
me on the right
>>66400036
what's the background album
>>66400074
niggerdevil - s/t
>>66400106
True vintage meme
>>66399804
Oh so you're razor white?
>>66400035
I mean you were in razor white* or troy marks or fucking forget it
why is this so good lads?
>>66400035
I just used the ole' reverse google image search routine to see what would happen and its best guess was "phil anselmo razor white" razor white being his first band apparently.
Wow I like tech death now
https://youtu.be/BDDdAugQZxs
wtf happened to them kek
>>66400596
SUICIDE
>>66400596
The Ulitmate JUST band
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/annihilator
stop bullying jeff pls
>>66400624
Jesus that's pathetic, stops short of offering blowjobs
This is really not even funny
>>66397465
Lol
>>66400624
>7% of $150,000 goal
J U S T
>>66400724
>Flo Mounier in there for a second before getting the fuck out in a hurry
>>66400724
some people just dont know when to stop
AOTY only one day away
>>66400785
>YLYL
pff
>>66400785
>alimony
>>66400724
That's really something compared to Paradise Lost who have only changed their drummers in almost 30 years
>>66400785
Alimony?
>>66397433
i wasnt but 15 seconds into the first song on the album and was hooked :D
>>66400036
holy shit kek, blackgaze chart has black gays in background
truly an epic meme
>>66400826
>look it up on YT
>it isnt there
>>66400971
DELET THIS
>>66401077
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?
>tfw ashamed of the racists I used to call brothers
metal for this feel ?
>tfw ashamed of the brothers i used to call racists
metal for this feel?
>tfw ashamed of the brothers I used to call racists
feel for this metal?
>tfw ashamed of memers I used to call brothers
metal for this feel ?
>>66401093
SPEGD
>tfw ashamed of /metal/
metal for this feel ?
>>66401118
>>66401222
>>66401240
>>66401245
WUK
>>66401276
WHADADESYAAA
>tfw ashamed
metal for this feel?
>tfw
metal?
>tfw metal for this feel?
Racists.
>metal for this feel
metal for this feel ?
metal
slam
>>66401296
REEEEEEE
$lam
>
?
SLAM
m
Philposting never gets old, JUST look at this thread
WALK ON HOME BOI
?
>
>>66401430
DUDUDUDUM DUDUDUDUM DUDUDUM
>ashamed of the libertards I used to call brothers
metal for this feel ?
http://djen.co/share/4VKWvv
http://djen.co/share/DgFx40
http://djen.co/share/A727V7
>>66401455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
What does /meal/ think of Xasthur ?
>>66401479
slam
>>66401479
I'm ashamed of the Xasthurs I used to call brothers desu.
>>66401479
hes a diaper wearing nerd
>>66401479
I like some of his albums. But his acoustic project is shit
>>66399234
Xilentium is bretty good.
Memes
>>66401479
Hipsters ruined Xasthur desu famalamapamazam
what does metal think of ?
does metal think ?
>>66401575
questionable
does think metal ?
>>66401582
metal djents
and since djent is the thinking mans metal we do actually think
metal ?
thinking ?
mans?
>>66401612
>>66401624
not likely
Well /metal/ is full shitpost mode now so see you later
>>66398120
My band opened for these dudes two years ago
>>66400971
One wemb triggered all of this
jesus
WE
Will this be AOTY?
dmshareguy
>>66401679
aids of the year
>>66401646
>false jesses
>>66401679
No this will
are you faggots ready for 6 6 6?
>>66401706
I don't eve know what you're talking about
The Mad Capsule Markets - Osc-Dis (Oscillator in Distortion)
>Industrial Metal, Digital hardcore with some pop punk influence here and there
I'm thinking to share some Akira Death later if any of you fags are up for it
sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMnLIJSY1vY
http://www.mediafire.com/download/81vt4hbhynm/The+Mad+Capsule+Markets+-+Osc-Dis.zip
If this thread reaches 666 posts, I will cut my dick with a razorblade and jerk off with rubbing alcohol, and stream it. Seriously.
When bump limit hits recruit guys from /KPG/, they're more than happy to help us
>>66401659
Phil is truly a god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ev2aJ5tw-c
>>66401748
half the posters here already post there
>>66401748
>tfw we almost made it once but hotpockets got us at ~600 posts
>>66401854
fucking hell that made me really mad fuck mods reeeeeee
>>66401854
612 posts exactly, at that rate of shitposting we were 50 seconds away from the 666
Fucking mods
>>66401748
gotta recruit them before the bumplimit
also
>>66401799
this
Never forget
>>66401679
Yes.
>>66401799
what an horrible thought
>>66401895
*awesome
FTFY
>>66401895
>an
>>66401905
don't bully portuguese or i'll nip ya mate
>>66401905
i was gonna write what an awful thought but changed it to horrible and fugged ub
recc me some slamened grindcore
>>66401975
ByoNoiseGenerator
>>66401975
Vulvectomy
>>66398436
Is he right, /metal/?
>>66402017
yes??
>>66402161
Are you asking me a question or giving me your opinion?
Because you're wrong either way.
>>66402189
neither i was stating a fact fucko
What's so special about At the Gates?
>>66402225
prove it hipster
>>66402225
So it was opinion then. Well your opinion's wrong.
>>66402250
their music is more enlightened than any """metal""" posted here, there you go fag
>>66401895
that constant false flagging
>>66402284
now now, anon, don't get too smart
>>66402269
I asked for proof not more opinion
>>66402323
that's proof and if you don't understand it you need to be enlightened then come back
>Been listening to kpop and jpop and feeling guilty about it
Metal to cleanse my soul?
>>66402357
more kpop desu
>>66402357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GayY76ekOSo
>>66402340
>this is how deftones fags actualy think
>>66402398
No, you don't understand how I think because you're not enlightened. As I said, become enlightened and return, then you will understand what I'm saying.
>>66402243
idk it's just proto-deathcore anyway
>>66402450
I'm understanding what you're saying, you're saying that you're a huge faggot with no taste.
It's not that hard to understand.
>>66402465
>I'm understanding what you're saying
No you're not; you're not enlightened.
>It's not that hard to understand.
It is, for the unenlightened.
>you're saying that you're a huge faggot with no taste.
Oh anon, you're projecting! Enllightenment will help solve this problem. I suggest you achieve it.
Are the Cucktones the worst Metal band of the last 20 years?
The whole album of Diamond Eyes was boring and bland, showing they've really lost whatever talent they had. And were basically the deafheaven of their day.
Prove me wrong
>>66402461
How do trve metalheads worship At the Gates but shit on all other melodeath? baka
>>66402525
warren g is better at being deftones than deftones
>>66402503
Cucktones are transcendental then? Like Liturgy? Hell they probably heavily influenced HHH to do Vitriol as well as his shitty vocals
And it's a fact that you're a huge faggot with no taste. I'm not projecting, just putting two and two together.
I am honestly surprised there are people here who like Cucktones. They always seemed like one of the first "indie/hipster" metal bands to me.
>>66402570
When did I ever say "transcendental" you unenlighened plebeian?
>I'm not projecting
t. every single projector
I pity you anon, I vaguely remember my unenlightened years and they were a special kind of hell. I sincerely hope you find the gift of enlightenment soon.
>>66402627
they were totally some kind of proto hipster bullshit
cucktones were like the accessible "metal" arty fags would listen to
>>66402631
>hipstering this hard
DOES ANYONE PASSENGER????
MAYNARD WAILING
ITS MAYNARD ON THE CHORUS!!!!!
DOES ANYONE MAYNARD?
BEST COLLAB EVER
>>66402656
>>66402627
Their crowd was more grunge kids and alt-rock kids. More Smashing pumpkins than metallica. Maybe a few actual metalheads liked them, but they were the minority
>>66402671
>he's still unenlightened
Anon, I suggest you stop making useless posts here in vain and seek the fountain of enlightenment. It will not be an easy journey, but it is possible for everybody, no matter how plebeian, to at some point achieve it. I have faith in you anon, but do you?
>>66400329
>that feel when Testament would have been better for the big 4 rather than fucking Anthrax
>>66402713
Listen, buddy, no one wants to hear your cuck nu male philosophy bullshit. Why not take it to kpop? I bet they love cucktones there
>>66402758
>cuck nu male
oh dear anon, there's the projecting again!
>>66402819
the cancer patient looks like a Nagasaki survivor now
>>66402812
>projection meme
Anon you're not being very enlightened are you? You enlightened types are all about freeing material possessions, and letting women makes their own choices in regards to fucking black dudes. That's what makes you so enlightened. I thought you were proud of that.
Also I'm still waiting for you to prove Deftones are any good.
>all this cucktones shitposting
No one cares about Deftones either way. Were they good? Were they hipster shit? NO ONE CARES
>>66402910
this
When deftones released Gore I finally realized how fucking irrelevant they are
>>66402910
but this dude keeps giving me (You)s so I'm going to keep doing it
>>66402857
What is all this about blacks and women? I don't think you understand what enlightenment is at its core. As for proof, that comes with enlightenment and the best way to experience it is to achieve it.
>>66402949
Then enlighten us.
About Deftones.
>>66402949
You keep giving him (You)s right back, and any positive opinion this general had on deftones is turning to shit.
Pretty soon they'll be memetones. Just like Gojira.
>>66403024
I wasn't aware this general had any positive opinions about Deftones, was always under the impression they were just for shitposting
>>66403024
>any positive opinion this general had on deftones is turning to shit
that was my intention all along!
>>66403078
So all this was just shitposting to make everyone hate Deftones? Well you did it
>>66403050
They are. They're a quintessential nu male "metal" band, not unlike some of the gayer post black you see now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B8SOtRoayc
So it's official now, Deftones are Cucktones. Redundant, maybe, but you know how much I like giving things more suitable names
>>66397994
Drummer of the century holy shit
>Tubulent BioJessesis
>>66398495
I've never listened to Manowar, thanks!
>Power metal albums always seem to have some guy on the cover that looks like beef jerky
>>66400596
Yeah what the hell happened to them. Jesus Christ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDDLF98PTUk
Holy fucking shit I listened to too much fucking arghoslent now their songs are stuck in my head permanently. It's literally all that goes through my head at any point, even when listening to other music. Fuck that band.
Metal for this feel?
THE MISANTHTOPE LIVES ON
THROUGH THE BURNING SUN
A CHAMPION FOR THE AGEEEEESSSSSSS
>>66403747
Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>66403747
I.N.F.A.N.T.R.Y.
>>66401733
Yeah that's a brilliant idea
>obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fBazPDH2YE
who /aryan/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9tFavqTI_E
>>66403024
>>66403024
but Gojira and Deftones are both good bands. Why does /mu/ feel the need to trash 99% of everything?
On a related note, pic related doesn't get nearly enough credit
>>66403899
FULL BLOOD JEW HERE GO FUCK YOURSELF NAZI SCUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tersmvh6fFI
>>66403951
What is that?
>>66400785
It's going to be huge. Vitriol was the third best track off of the Ark Work. This mixtape will be huge.
>>66398593
listened thought it would be "sumeriancore" djent but it actually sounds like TesseracT without the djent
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH2pQ8mjrqJ/
those memesters really did it
those aboslute madmen
>>66404002
>can't reverse image search
>>66404057
>without the djent
dropped
>>66403951
Gojira and Deftones are both overrated, mediocre bands beloved by nu male hipster cucks. That's why.
What is the evangelion of metal, besides Liturgy and Vektor - Terminal Redux
>>66398066
The Abyss - The Other Side
Kvist - For Kunsten Maa Vi Evig Vike
old Abigor
Obtained Enslavement
for some newer stuff
Sühnopfer - Offertoire
Sorcier des Glacies - Ritual of the End
>>66404157
Gojira - Magma
>>66404157
Gorguts
slam carioca
>>66403747
Grand Belial's Key
>>66399967
(Feat Bjorn 'Speed' Strid)
Oh god, I thought it was just a meme
>Lordi coming out with a new album
I remember liking Hard Rock Hallelujah something like 10 years ago. These fuckers are still at it?
Metal is literally a meme genre
Memetal
>>66404516
they should have quit at Hard Rock Hallelujah, ending on a high note etc
because let's face it they are just shit it was just funny seeing them win eurovision. also that chick is hot
>>66404465
>I thought it was just a meme
https://www.google.cz/#q=ft+bjorn+strid&tbm=vid
Anyone know another truly spooky black metal album like De Mysteriis dom Sathanas? I'm quite into BM but nothing even touches it for me.
>>66404703
>Deathspell Omega - Si Monumentum Requires, Circumspice
scratches that itch for me
>>66404703
morbid - december moon and poison - into the abyss have a similar atmosphere to DMDS
>>66404726
>>66404769
Thanks, I'll check them out.
>>66402939
Gore is a horrible album you sir are correct, here's a (you) for your posting effort.
666 ?
There's literally nothing wrong with Deftones
guys we've hit the bump limit someone makes a new thread
>>66405102
400
0
0
>>66405102
no we're staying in this one
>>66405102
Let's take it all the way, anon. 666
>>66405096
Yeah there is. The music.
A few threads back, some anon was asking for blackened death similar to Withered and Matriden. Anon, if you're still here, check this out:
https://bythepatient.bandcamp.com
we're on life support how the fuck are we gonna make it to 666?
666 ??????
Call the /KPG/ers
>>66405192
Satan powers
SIX SIX SIX
>>66405229
they're on life support too
It is time to put the "speed' in Bjorn Strid
It's time, /metal/. Bring them out.
>mfw i just saw a "get rich fast at home" commercial unironically using big man tyrone as an argument telling us how he got rich
...in french
Man up and shitpost ladies
>/metal/ won't reach 666+ posts in the near future
Metal for this feel
>>66397433
good taste op, the jester race is also a 10/10 album
>>66405304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9nfVrusSMg
>>66405192
We need to combine our shitposting powers for the greater good
>>66405355
Is that Bjorn
>>66405378
bc haha
>>66405355
BLACK METAL IST NIG
You guys... I'm disappointed. Boycott future /metal/ unless this gets to 666
Are the kids on acid?
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD
weaboo progressive slam
>>66405304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cRjPFfH6t0
LOST FROM THE START
FAILED BY THE FACTS
YOU WALK IN DEFEATED
WEARING OUT YOUR WEAKNESSES
Obligatory shitpost
>page 6
Poseurs, fucking poseurs
>>66405378
Is that 'Speed'
Thoughs on this?
>>66405563
Sick to my fucking stomach
>>66405580
thoughts
>Shining
>Gris
>Sombres Forets
>Xasthur
DSBM essentials? Current I listen to above
death brings us close
isnt that morose?
but there isnt a shitpost I would waste to get to 666
>>66398593
I like the ripped-off "Crack The Skye" aesthetic on the borders
post goddamit, fucking poseurs
>>66405478
can i borrow you this meme
>>66405591
on this?
>>66405591
expecting a little bit too much from /metal/
>>66405634
Da blyat
Everyone combines your powers!
fucking poseurs can't even shitpost
BROTHER
WILL
KILL
BROTHER
BREED
>>66405634
Go ahead memes are free around here
SPILLING
ALL
BLOOD
Hey guys
ACROSS
>>66405756
sup
>>66405756
hi cutie pie
6 6 6
6
6
THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
THE
I
>>66405779
What ya doing hot stuff?
LAND
KILLING FOR RELIGION IS SOMETHING I DONT UNDER STAND
Tim Duncan retired from basketball after 19 years in the league...
/metal/ will never be same
his fundamentals really changed the shitposting game
Best metal album
check these trips
>>66405827
That's not spectrum of death
>>66405827
AND AT YOUR FUNERAAAALL
>>66405822
yeah well i got my diploma from the best
Best thrash metal album
>>66405852
That's not spectrum of death
>>66405836
haha you are a little baby
really makes you think huh?
makes really? huh think
best melodeath album
>>66405890
so does these digits
>>66405915
that's not spectrum of death
>>66405915
that's not spectrum of death
>>66405850
you're a true student of the game
timmy would be proud
>>66405836
Naw these are the dubs you all have been searching for
>>66405932
>>66405934
what did he mean by this ?
black sucks
>>66405944
It's not spectrum of death?
>>66405949
reported for racism
my wife's son will report you too
>>66405949
thats racist
>>66405968
no its autism
Black metal sucks
check out these trips
O SHIT WADDUP
Best death metal
>>66405949
And it also swallows unlike you white bitch
>>66405999
>>66406000
GODDAYUM
>>66405999
check'd
>>66405999
>>66406000
UGH YEAH UGH UGH UGH
>>66405999
Goddamn, this nigga! Ebin get m8000
>>66406000
>tfw trips lied
>>66405999
>>66406000
[EBU GOGO GUTTING THE GET]
IS THIS REAL LIFE
I've done the match, we won't make it.
>>66406040
>tfw lying to yourself
>>66406048
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
>>66406059
we have to try on the weekend
with the /kpg/ers
there is no other way
>>66406065
Not yet you fucking moron
>>66406065
kys you nu-metal lover
We need more trips
>>66406115
I agree
WAKE ME UP
>>66406065
You fucking traitor!
>>66406158
I can't wake up!
500 YOU GODDAMN POSEURS
>>66406193
I believe!
MAKE /METAL/ GREAT AGAIN
>>66406220
I CAN FLY
>>66406065
Bitch boy here ruined this it, boycott this thread
6 6 6
66 6
6 66
666
6 6
66
6
>>66406245
I BELIEVE
>>66406269
I CAN TOUCH THESE DUBS
Time for much needed dubs
5 0 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts7-R5YcUgM
I'm blessing this thread
I FIGHT HATE
>>66406288
nice
check mine
>>66406288
god damnit
I MASTURBATE
>page 9
>440
not getting anywhere guys lmao
>>66406288
CHECK'D
First we got to 100, then 200, then 300 and 400 and we are going to keep shitposting until 500!
>>66406298
I SPEAK HATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIpvFz2Gy1M
SUCC EM
>>66406298
BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND IT
>>66406312
Doing it wrong but these dubs don't lie
>tfw fapping
metal for this feel ?
>>66406327
#progress
#summerworkouts
#gettingtoned
#whippedbackintoshape
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY
SUCC
HOW DO WE MAKE SLAM GREAT AGAIN
its not going to work we're on page 9
>>66406356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuETOzr1ntk
>>66406383
Dubs!
who /poseur/ here?
YOU TAKE THIS
>>66406424
You
>>66406392
This must be the fag who made a new thread
>>66406424
(You)
it hurts my anus
>>66406424
(Us)
Who #InironicallyVisit4chan here?
>>66406496
I'm more of a post irony guy sry m8
it's not happening bois
>>66406496
(Me)
>>66406424
me
i absolutely despise black metal
no fucks given because black metal fuckins sucks lmfao
>>66406485
(And)
>>66406542
(You)r wife's son
>>66406540
t. blackie
>>66406568
nop
refer to this
>>66406447
>>66406565
(You)'re*
Bulldozing ?
>>66406626
Check these dubs
>>66406589
t. pleb
>>66406656
No u
this is the last post before archive
>>66406656
>66xx66xx
Nice double dubs
500
0
0
rip sweet prince
>>66406669
can pleb be a poser
are those mutually exclusive
or is pleb always a poser
?
How many are you are hardcore kids pretending to like metal? You will never be one of us?
taking a shit
thoughts?
>>66406692
LIE'D
>>66406733
Check'd these sweet dubs
>>66406760
thoughts
>490
>>66406785
Final post
HAIL
>>66406814
Final self reply
WITNESS
>>66406796
yes exactly
>>66406824
EL SATAN
SATAN
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