What would the lyrics be and how would you dress him in the video?
I love being a homo, no annoying naggy ass womyn and tight asses
mhm yes
Why the fuck do I keep seeing this guy's ass all over 4chan?
Baseball man
With his baseball butt
>The most solid butt on american baseball history pt. 2 (interlude)
...
As I watch leave
I can't help but grieve
Solid butt and thighs
Your six and your five
>>66367238
Glutes for the sloots
Oooooh She Thicccc by me
>>66367663
He has a better ass than most girls
>>66369218
>>66367238
I know everyone always jokes about autism and other mental illness on this site, but I think OP has a real deficiency.
>>66369218
>He has a better ass than most girls
Why is it better than most girl's? What makes it look like a girl's ass?
>>66367456
>plays catcher
No shit he has a huge ass for a dude, as catcher you literally do squats all game.
>>66371460
>>plays catcher
>No shit he has a huge ass for a dude, as catcher you literally do squats all game.
I don't think it's just the squats but rather his genetis. A lot of catchers have big glutes but not that big and shapely. I suspect excess estrogen in the womb.
How long have you been making these threads, OP? Are you okay?
Isn't this an /adv/ meme or something?
"baseball maaaaaan,
i bet he's got sweaty haaaaands"