Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 30
Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-I suck at updating the top stories
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, BadBadNotGood, the Julie Ruin, Wreck and Reference, and Frank Ocean.
-/p4k/ forever
Why can't I sage anymore, I would sage this thread to oblivion
>>66366916
saging literally doesnt do anything
and you can't sage while posting an image anyway
Blank Face LP: 8.4 BNM
>>66366978
I fucking realized this already you white nu male cuck
>literally
as opposed to figuratively? Here's an example of how much of a faggot you look like when you misuse that word https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ljWcpj8N6ws
>liberal +2 points
>woman +4 points
>white -4 points
>black +5 points
>from ny +3 points
>sjw +4 points
>my tongue will never be Zoe's wash scrub
any music for this feel, lads?
>>66367129
>Why can't I sage anymore
>I fucking realized this already you white nu male cuck
>Asking questions then raging at the person who answered your fucking question.
>>66367129
y u mad tho??
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>66367664
Can someone explain this meme to me?
>>66367694
nah, i ain't gonna do it man.
>>66367694
What would you like to know?
>>66367694
It's basically a play off of Pitchfork's arbitrary refusal to review certain artists such as Dead Sara or Kishi Bashi.
>>66367664
link pls?
i'm finally going to do it. i'm finally going to listen to it.
>>66367807
Why is it's score predicted every night even though Pitchfork will never review it?
>>66367835
Enjoy!
http://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4974210
>>66367835
don't
it's better off as a meme than actual music
>>66367832
Why does p4k refuse to review them? Too low of profile?
>>66367844
It's a meme, you dip.
>>66367884
As I said, it's arbitrary. There's no reason. They just don't like them.
>>66366894
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
>>66367183
what about trans? gloss? anohni? laura jane grace?
What's everybody listening to?
>>66368184
Santana - Caravanserai
>>66368184
Shura will definitely get reviewed tonight. I would love to see a low, 8.2-8.4 BNM but that just ain't gonna happen. Probably would settle with something around 7.5.
I am from the near future and schoolboy q gets a 8.8
OH SHIT SCHOOLBOY Q 9.0 INCOMING
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Arca 8.1 by Philip Sherburne
Lindstrom 7.7 by Brian Howe
Martha 7.3 by Quinn Moreland
John Roberts 6.9 by Andrew Gaerig
>>66368806
martha's cute
Yep that 8.1 was expected. I think they're vetting Arca's next album to get a 8.8-9.0.
>Arca
i completely forgot about that release
I wasn't sure if they'd review Entranas given that it's just a mixtape or w/e. Glad they did, it's pretty sick and should get more attention.
>>66368856
honestly...i don't get the love. it's just "okay." then again everything he's done after &&&&& has left me cold.
Doesn't that guy come from a royal family in Latin America?
>>66368971
Arca is the great grandson of Simon Bolivar and his uncle is the dearly departed Hugo Chavez.
