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>>66261464
cringe
>>66261464
>producing sounds out of a machine that, at the time of it's creation, it's designers could never have even dreamed of
>talking about cheetah and not SAW
wat
a classic
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/368-untilted/
>>66261647
>http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/368-untilted/
I cringed hard
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/6656-kid-a/
this meme
Probably that pitchcuck one for Figure 8 by Elliott Smith where the reviewer opened with 'Are things really that bad, Elliott?'
>>66261464
>"he has a custom synth"
>"please buy this record"
why does bleep do this
>>66261464
its not even a review, more like an ad
>>66261647
the grantz graf review of nme:
Autechre records are purchased solely by bald men in expensive anoraks who would masturbate to a car alarm if it was re-mixed by a German. This impenetrable curtain of misanthropic noise - released with an accompanying three-track DVD that features a squabble of hopelessly pretentious video "interpretations" - is typical of the menopausal electro-manglers' dogged refusal to bow to convention and produce anything of interest to anyone not either a) bald or b) German. It bleeps. It skronks. It krrraaaanks. But mainly, it blows like a ruddy awful hurricane. Remember, kids; if it sounds like a festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank, it's because it IS a festering hillock of tune-shy bum-wank. Avoid as you would a bald German.
>>66261647
This is iconic, tbqh. Literally just the reviewer patting himself on the back for reading Gödel, Escher, Bach.
http://web.archive.org/web/20040810064854/www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/c/coltrane_john/live-at-the-village-vanguard.shtml
>>66261925
LOL
>>66261647
Somehow manages to be even more awkward and stilted than the dialogues in GEB