We failed edition
Old >>66240324
>>66240354
First for fucking hell
IT'S NOT FAIR
REEEEEEEEEE
anyway
Dio has an amazing voice even when he's 70 and with cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crxf8RDeWOA
we were so close
Cheer up senpai, we got to 616. Isn't that the real devil's number anyway?
>>66240388
Nice hitleric dubs but only 612
>>66240388
no
>>66240354
so are we trying this again boys?
will anything good come out of this near death experience?
metal for this feel?
666 when?
yeah sure i'm feeling alright about not making it
Post your theme song for the devil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HVqdtkC5l4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDDdAugQZxs
metal for this feel?
alright boys, we're doing this again for
>>66666666
it should be the 666th post on /meal/ for justice
>>66240410
No. We had our chance. It's over now.
>>66240295
THE ARCHIVE WAITS FOR NO ONE
>>66240354
666th for atmoshit
goddamit
WE CAN DO IT
DO IT
DO
O
IT
T
um just saying like if we all stay up real late when everyone goes to bad we can probably make 666 with ease. just a thought haha
>>66240522
If we shitpost hard from the beginning we WILL do it
Well has anybody heard this yet? It's pretty good compared to the mass shit that's been released this year.
>>66240492
>reminder that atmoshit is the best shit
if you don't bust a nut over forteresse and drudkh you're basically just a textbook pleb
i went to a young and in the way show once and the singer beaned me with a pig's head i'm gonna fight him next time their band is in town
punk reporting in
fuck metal, i'll be mass creating threads to sabotage this childish endeavor
Why does metal hate Drudkh?
Reminder that djentshareguy is the most infulential poster on /metal/ and second biggest poster on /mu/ after DJ Aaron Ellis
Djentshareguy is responsible for
>killing share threads with djent, slam and deathcore spam
>forcing the sludgewave/downtempo meme
>forcing black metal and atmosludge hate
>single handedly coining the term proge and introduced /metal/ to Native Construct, Next to None and Zierler
>created almost all of the meme charts
>partially responsible for dmshareguy throwing tantrum
>memeing Butcher Babies and Semargl
>Fear Factory, Pantera and Machine Head posting
>indirectly responsible for Paradise Lost, Enslaved and Spawn of Possession memeing
>helped accelerating Vektor, Gojira and Bjorn "Speed" Strid posting
>creating the djenerator
>being one of the key tastemakers on itdjents.com
>is a ghost writer for 30% of bands on Sumerian records
>>66240601
it's shit
>>66240605
Djentshitgay didn't do any of that, what are you talking about?
>>66240605
>is a ghost writer for 30% of bands on Sumerian records
only this one is believable, try again
>>66240591
>punk
kek
>>66240605
i was posting downtempo way before dmshareguy was skeet in his daddys nutsack fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_GSL0vjJ54
>>66240605
>Forcing black metal hate
>Fear Factory, Pantera and Machine Head posting
>helped accelerating Vektor, Gojira and Bjorn "Speed" Strid posting
That's me though, before I got the trip
>>66240591
YEAH I AM A PUNK
AND YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>66240605
>tfw some tripfag gets credited with all the glorious slamposting you did
>>66240605
So it's all Djentshareguy's fault, huh. Wow, what an awful person. How could he do such a thing?
>>66240605
He's also ther original Jesse poster
is blaming things on djentshareguy a meme now
MEMERY
>>66240704
he started it
mmee
>>66240696
But then who am I?
Am...
Am I Djentshareguy?
>>66240704
are you djentshareguy?
WE'RE ALL DJENTSHAREGUY
>>66240605
>>66240605
>introduced /metal/ to Native Construct, Next to None and Zierler
fuck off fag, the Zierler thing was a result of me posting a top 10 list after which someone looked up the band and posted a link to everyone's disgust
and fuck all of you, Zierler RULES
>>66240776
zierler sucks
The hilarious thing is that before he left Djentshareguy claimed to be trying to counter-shitpost, thinking that he would save threads that way. Because he's a dumb-dumb.
>>66240776
>all that proge
>>66240776
why would you embarrass yourself like this again?
>>66240776
Wow that is a terrible list
were you just shitposting
>>66240605
>>66240776
>Native Construct, Next to None and Zierler
Actually gallifrey from RYM is responsible for these, he wrote reviews on them
loving every laugh
I'm thinking of buying headphones.
What kind of tonal balance is best for metal?
Neutral or v-shaped?
>>66240938
Neutral, always, for everything. Listen to it the way it was intended to.
>>66240776
good list
except polaris is the worst tesseract album by far
>>66241026
>2015
>>66240776
>tfw you love half of this list but hate the other half
>>66240354
modern In Flames is the BEST metal band that has ever existed
>>66241151
That's not Sonic Syndicate
>NOW GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT
>NOW GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT
>NOW GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT
>NOW GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT
>AND I SAY IS THAT ALL THAT YOU GOT
>WAKE UP IN NO TIME AND BLOW IT OFF
>>66240938
bass heavy with well-defined mids
>>66240776
THIS SONG HAS NO CHORUS
>>66241151
sounds of a playground fading is very underrated for a nu-metal album
More like this?
>>66241596
>>66241151
>>66241173
where are all these controversial opinions coming from!!
https://clyp.it/muxh20hm
slam
>>66241757
Slam truly is the best genre because if anyone insults it you can just shitpost them to oblivion
>>66241724
perhaps this?
>>66241848
Already know these guys, thanks anyways anon
>>66240605
"no"
>>66241801
post glorious R A W
Whenever I'm feeling down I just pop on some Anal Cunt
AOTY
>>66242195
hey this is really good
>>66241596
Honestly yes it is
I thought it was pretty good, just not what you'd expect from In Flames
Could do with better vocals though
Which general is worse, /metal/ or /kpop/
I say kpop cuz at least we discuss the music sometimes, but then again the shitposting gets pretty fucking bad
>>66242518
bjorn
>>66242326
It's a good album but not even close.
>>66242518
>the shitposting gets pretty fucking bad
It's all part of the natural cycle.
>>66242518
I said in another thread a while back "the worst day in /metal/ is still better than the best day on /kpg/"
I dunno why that general is still around honestly
>>66242518
/kpop/ will always be worse
>>66242518
at least /metal/ is actually about music and not a thinly disguised silicone korean waifu thread
Is this essential aliencore?
>>66242518
/metal/ is vaguely better because /kpop/ is literally never about music
>>66242518
/metal/ is worse
even when kpg is shitposting it always goes hand in hand with korean qts
who /PE/ here
>>66242673
most of our shitposting goes hand in hand with ILLEGAL $LAMZ though
except when somebody is forcing their new meme
>>66242677
right here lad
>>66242518
kpop also doesn't djent
>>66242677
>>66242699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_ZkUROJ86Y
>>66242709
Trying to prove metal isn't as bad as kpg by shitposting
>>66242709
we could make it djent
>>66242727
by djenting*
>>66242576
/metal/ is about hating metal though
we literally hate every genre
>>66242518
We're the same. Our quality of discussion is on par with theirs. They have a slight edge in constantly posting qts, but that's probably because most of /metal/ is gay
is kpop like dir en grey and shit
>>66242576
>/metal/
>about music
kek
>>66242777
>anti satanic trips
Opinion discarded.
>>66242792
No. Dir En Grey are j-metal
>>66242757
i don't hate slam
>>66242828
jesus metal?
>>66242293
how does that taste?
>>66242837
yes you do
>>66242837
Slam hates you
>>66242840
Yes.
>>66242518
Ylem
>>66242518
We're better than them because we sometimes actually talk about music. Their threads are just weaboo /s/ threads
>tfw a kpop label is making prog metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWmOwpUdZc0&feature=youtu.be
>>66242874
No they talk about music sometimes.
And the majority of us "talking about music" is shitposting
>>66242889
>No they talk about music sometimes
Proof?
>>66242884
>go in expecting shit-tier djent
>some parts are actually good
Too bad all their stuff is written for them most likely
this is the"The Anomalies of Artificial Origin" of metal
>>66242975
No.
>>66242975
>>>/2010/
>>66242889
Fuck off back to /kpg/ you fucking faggot
>>66242621
And can anyone recommend other essential aliencore?
>>66242975
flockaveli is metal as fuck
everyone should listen to it at least once
>>66242975
More like The Anomalies of African American Origin"
>>66242990
What do you mean back?
>>66242975
no, that's the Uterovaginal Insertion Of Extirpated Anomalies
>>66243012
back to niggit
>>66242889
making ordinary discussions into regular shitposting is an underappreciated work of art
>>66243068
Whatever you have to tell yourself.
>>66243068
ordinary discussions feat. bjorn "shit" posting
What's the metal equivalent of honey mustard?
>tfw too intellectual for metal
who else knows this feel?
>>66243106
no one
>>66243103
Twilight Force
I am listening to Mandylion by The Gathering
>>66243106
>tfw not intellectual enough for metal
>>66242989
we gonna win against ur shit country sunday you fucking alberto barbossas
>>66243177
t. bjorn "speed" strijd SLAM *djents out of thread*
>>66243177
hello r ed it
>>66243198
Is this the worst post in /metal/ history?
slam
>>66242699
YOU BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
slam
>>66243103
Edge of Sanity
>>66243106
>tfw too intellectual for metal but not intellectual enough for conscious hiphop
>>66243252
Good contender for sure.
>>66243266
>>66243281
Also good contenders.
For some reason I just found out about the new album of Bethlehem and that Onielar will sing on it. The Hypetrain left station
>>66243266
>>66243281
>less than 1 minute apart
easy there, buddy. take your slams in moderation.
>>66243334
>take your slams in moderation.
cyka blyat
>>66243333
>3333
Nice !
What's the metal equivalent of potato salad?
https://youtu.be/V0GL8LASmpo thoughts on this?
>>66243477
Why did you do this?
>>66243477
You're fucking mother
>>66243477
dude i want that potato salad
potate oh
>>66243742
ebin :DD
>we said we'll never top the crossposting thread
>the last thread fucking blew it the fuck out
So what's next /memetal/
>>66243910
Gorespam round 2
Who /fun/ here?
>>66243742
the best
>>66243984
Xenon is still their best album
>>66243958
gorespam ?
>>66244061
hello newfriend
>>66244074
pls
What slam B U L L D O Z E S the most?
>>66244120
C A R N A L D I S F I G U R E M E N T
>>66242576
but anon metal is not music
>>66244120
this holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwSLiiWQ_pA
>Starting band with my friends
>He says he found some musicians who are into metal
>They only listen to metalcore
>>66244165
>no explosions
???
>>66244251
>Tfw I look nothing like a metalhead but I still listen to this shit all the time
feels good man
>>66244251
>i grew up
>3DPD waifu
>>66244251
No one here listens to metal. These threads are for insulting the genre, not appreciation.
Also sarcastic posts like >>66244291
CHINK HOLOCAUST NOW
Any good metal for killing gooks to?
what do if someone steal all your illegals slamz
>>66244251
kpop doesn't djent
>>66242621
It's basically the worst Hypocrisy album. Hypocrisy Destroys Wacken is pretty brilliant though.
Anyone else looking forward to the new Tyrant of Death? The teaser sounds fantastic.
https://soundcloud.com/tyrantofdeath/tyrant-of-death-teaser
Pretty much the only "djent" type music I can listen to if you'd call it that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ35uRfDwKI
>>66244376
Epidemic of Violence
>>66240938
They don't get much love on /g/ but I prefer my Grado SR80e headphones for all things metal. Great sound quality for $100 headphones, comfort is a 5/10 at most but discomfort is pretty metal anyways
>>66244389
Stellar tho
I want kposters to leave
>>66244541
what kposters?
Let's just swarm /kpg/ with gore covers
>>66244578
kys
>>66244594
have fun getting banned
>>66244604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9HsVwtuVKQ
>>66244618
I will
So anyways, I was wondering, is something like Dazzlling Killmen considered metal, or metal-adjacent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd-sCoL6VmQ
>>66244782
No. They have our full consent and encouragement.
Go fuck yourselves,
/metal/
>>66244639
>>66244690
>>66244758
>>66244791
FUCKING BASED JANITOR
>>66244782
Guys please stop
>>66244824
Be nice to kpg bro you idiot
>>66244863
>FUCKING BASED JANITOR
ebin false flag
mods don't regulate genres in general threads, their job is enforce board rules and global rules, not make sure non-metal is posted in a metal thread.
Nice try though, some people will far for it, but way to make yourself look like an absolute retard
>>66244892
Word
Thats my main gripe with these asshat mods
>tfw you haven't slept since waking up and realized that your whole life was a lie
metal for this feel?
>>66244892
who deleted the posts then? the original posters?
>>66244973
did you push your finger into your eye?
>>66244985
stop posting this literal uggo, jesus
>>66244982
>'twas merely a ruse
>Becoming a fucking normie who chases women who listen to Bob Dylan and Fleet Foxes
Metal for this feel?
>>66245016
post non-literal uggos
who /RIFFS/ here ?
>>66245124
periphery has riffs for days
>>66245154
ching chong cheng
chong ching chong
>not banned for posting gore
....thanks ?
>>66245200
You're very welcome
Literally nu metal
Newfag here, what is the source of that "...satan" meme?
/metalpop/ when?
>hotblooded as fuck and wanna pound some puss
metal for this feel?
>>66245277
I'd shitpost there
>>66245273
robb flynn interview
>>66244251
>>66244349
>>66244389
>>66244429
>>66244639
>>66244690
>>66244782
>>66244879
>>66244985
>>66245026
>>66245100
>>66245154
>>66245234
>>66245294
unironically killyourselves
so, any good bands you've seen live lately? mine would be gojira, behemoth, testament, anthrax and children of bodom
>>66245342
The Contortionist.
>>66245342
I want to see Behemoth live so bad. I saw Rotting Christ, Watain, and Mayhem last summer and then Gatecreeper, Tribulation, and Deafheaven a couple months ago. Seeing Ghost in October!
>>66245391
oh yeah, i forgot to mention ghost, two hour performance.
>>66245509
>two-hour setlist for an AiC/BÖC cover band
>>66245541
>AiC
huh
>>66245342
>>66245371
>>66245391
>>66245509
>>66245955
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
>>66245955
>>66245999
I still won't forgive you fucks for taking away my beloved dmshareqt. Not even those digits console me.
>>66246018
you fascists are literally subhuman
>>66246018
He would have cucked you eventually. You're better off. Also he was a pedophile.
>>66240546
shit is bangin, easily one of the doom/stoner aotysfs
>>66245043
Bob Dylan and Fleet Foxes
>>66245541
>AiC
wot
>>66240546
also
>tfw you find better music on realmofmetal than /metal/
what's everyone's metalcore and post-hardcore guilty pleasures? I know you have them
>>66246825
I don't listen to metalcore or post-hardcore but I do enjoy some of In Flames' new stuff (barring their latest album)
>>66246825
Your Demise are pretty good tbqh
dead bread
Why is this thread always dead after like 9 o'clock? Yuropoors or little children?
>>66247302
pls respond
>>66247302
>>66247430
pls respond
Protected Illusion - Discography
>awesome 90s Technical Thrash Metal tapes from based Finland
http://www.mediafire.com/download/yh1pj9ae7tyhgmj/PI19891991Wtchng01.rar
sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXz53rzaCEo
and now, to sleep in the catacombs of Portugal until new tapes awaken me
>>66246825
There's nothing guilty about my fandom of Every Time I Die, Misery Signals & Unearth.
>>66246825
the cover of Gangsta's Paradise by Falling In Reverse is so amazingly bad i can't help but love it
there's this particular moment where there's a ton of inconsequential, disorganized bullshit happening at such a speed that i laugh every time i hear it
>>66243984
TO A COSMIC SEAAAAAAAA
DEAD THRED
>tfw you could have had a qt latina metal gf in high school but you were a social retard and didn't understand the obvious signals
Metal for this feel?
>>66247762
godsmack
>>66247762
>looking back on the past and realizing all the obvious signals you missed
The funny thing is, I never learn from my mistakes, i still miss them every time
I recommend Shining or Totalselfhatred
>>66247546
sleep tight
who up?
>>66247782
I unironically like their song "Whatever" desu
>>66240354
Tito?
>>66247886
holy shit this is some dope album art
>>66247762
Don't dwell on that desu
If anything, you should use all your social retardation mistakes as examples of what not to do in the future
Anyways, Xasthur should do
>>66247886
what genre is that? looks cool
>>66248036
Blood Incantations' Interdimensional Extinction.
Its death metal.
>>66248036
death metal
>>66247968
Tito?
>>66247546
how long is this? i need to know before i download and i am too curious to use metallum
if it's 20+ i wont download it
>>66248446
>if it's 20+ i wont download it
why?
>>66248487
Thrash albums shouldn't be longer than 20 minutes
>>66248516
lol pleb
>>66248537
Good argument