MY NAME IS JONAS

>>66188905
i can't stay mad at you rivers

There's one thing and one thing only that the mods could do to immensely improve the board, instantly, overnight, and that's facilitate more threads about Rivers Cuomo. Create them, nurture the ones that exist, guide the discussions, and make sure they stay on track. If we're here to discuss music, ultimately, we are here to discuss Rivers Cuomo. There is no way for a person to grasp the full implications of the Green Album and not realize this. We're talking about the smartest man who ever lived. You must realize this. It's not a joke anymore. We're seeing the world degenerate further and further into chaos, and we're standing by and watching it happen. You want to fix this board? You want to fix the world? You want to fix your life? You need only take one step: listen to the Green Album. There is no substitute for hard work, and that's what Cuomo requires of you if you are to understand him. If you are to understand not just Weezer, but the world. We're not talking about too 40 nonsense. We're talking about saving our lives. We're talking about meditating on God. We're talking about communing with the primary presence. This is not an issue to be treated lightly.

>>66188922
I GOT MY HASH PIPE

I NEED SOME AXE BODY SPRAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAi8hHOcZtw

>>66189098
Is this the one where the crowd cuts him off halfway through the song? Cringe

>>66188954
weak copypasta

>>66189112