Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 28
Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-What classic review will we get tonight?
-Frank Ocean teases release date for his next album
-Wildflower is out. Thoughts?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, BadBadNotGood, and The Avalanches.
-/p4k/ forever
>>66118147
Wildflower is a bad album, but p4k will give it a 10.
Screenshot this.
>>66118205
IA that it's p mediocre but it'll get a 8.6-8.9 most likely
>>66118205
It's gonna get panned so hard they sell it at fucking williams sonoma
Screenshot this
>>66118284
not with that new shiny interview it ain't
then again, anco got a nice feature before the pw pan so who knows
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
The Avalanches -Wildflower 8.2 BMN
Tattoo this
If P4K BNMs Wildflower Marcel and NME will collectively commit suicide.
Screenshot this.
>What classic review will we get tonight?
we already know, they announced it
its gonna be pulp's different class examined with like the modern context of the brexit and shit
>>66118906
>Marcel and NME will collectively commit suicide.
if this happens, Pitchfork will completely redeem itself for its last 6-8 years
what album do i play while trying to get a girl to kiss me?
>>66118994
The Seer
>>66118994
SILY got a 9.5, so for pottery I bet Wildflower with get an 8.5, 9.0, or for max pottery it'll get a 9.5.
I'm guessing they'll go with 8.5 b/c that's what they've given like 50% of the BNM albums this year
>>66118994
NLDW
>>66119027
thanks, but i said "while i try to get a girl to kiss me", not """while i rape her"""
Wildflower - 9.1 BNM
>>66119095
the fuck did you imply of my lord and savior gira?
>>66119083
jaja
the Spin guys are so funny
xD
(saw this while i googled wtf NLDW means desu)
>>66118994
James Ferraro – Human Story 3
>>66119117
You know what he meant.
20th for DEAR TOMMY WHEN
>>66119167
Only if you want to make her pussy drier than the Sahara
What's everyone listening to tonight?
deep down, i feel like wildflower will get panned and it'll start a /mu/ war with lots of memes about electroswing
>>66119635
>>66118147
This thread stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru, Leslie Rasmussen, Gustavo Guerra & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Bethany Cosentino, Larkin Grimm, Ke$ha, et al.
>>66119635
I would love to see them finally review some Police albums for their Sunday classics. I doubt it'll happen, though...
more importantly, will they still post monday reviews despite the holiday?
>>66119635
Working on a Hecker binge
My predictions:
>Bat For Lashes - The Bride: 7.6
>Metronomy - Summer 08: 6.2
>The Julie Ruin - Hit Reset: 7.9
>GOGGS - GOGGS 7.7
>>66119859
NO!
This thread stands with Zoe Camp and Zoe Camp alone.
>>66118323
They are nice to anyone who has made music they deem quality at one point in their career. Regardless if they hate your new stuff, they will give you a feature and support you.
>>66118994
Wildflower.
>>66120694
U G L Y
G
L
Y
and they're not doing regular reviews tonight, dummy. shove those predictions up yr dickhole.
>her
Is the new Bat for Lashes any good?
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Pulp - Different Class 9.3 by Simon Reynolds
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22054-different-class/
>>66119199
This. Everything that never came out last year is finally coming around, even Frank Ocean, but this still has no news. I need it.
>>66120886
Fuck off you cynic
>>66120058
this
