>"hey anon, can I play some of your records on my new Crosley Executive?"
Sure! *unzips dick*
>...no
Depending on how new it is, you can still return it. Crosley has a bad rep for ruining vinyl due to their turntables not having a counterweight. I can go into more detail if you're not following, but I would prefer that we just go over to my house and listen to some albums, you can bring yours too!
My records? No. We can listen to your Best Coast, Mumford & Sons, Bright Eyes and Smiths reissues all night though.
>>66026653
By all means anon go on
>>66026425
Sorry. I dont think my records play on that machine
Looking for somewhere to go on holiday. Maybe Italy. Any thoughts?
>>66026425
I have a better idea. How about you just sing all of the songs in a very obnoxious voice while simultaneously scratching the records with a steak knife and randomly pausing every 5 to 10 seconds?
>>66026653
Hello mr writefag
>>66026653
oh my god. Take your fedora and leave my board
>>66026425
Sure! Does it have an aux cable? All my records are on my iphone
>>66026441
>unzips dick
that must be painful :^l
>>66026441
Are you stupid? How do you unzip your penis?
>>66028369
How new?
>>66028395
I dont know, how new are you?
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>>66027237
Was too busy for my liking
>>66027237
Italy is a great place, especially if you avoid the hot tourist spots.
