metal general: dungeon edition
old: >>66003038
I don't think I've ever read a more brutal review, but he certainly made me want to listen to the album.
>>66007172
black sucks
cop or not?
>>66007228
so slam eh?
what it music or slam dunk in basketball XD?
>>66007228
please make a baseball cap too
i need to slam full effect
So I'm staying at a friend's house in the Swiss Alps, we're litteraly in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by mountains and forest.
Can you guys please suggest me some albums to listen during our staying? We already went through Agalloch; Elderwind and Lustre.
>>66007228
ill wear this if you make it cheap and include a hat and shorts and put some NIKE hightops in the package
>mfw /metal/ will never understand the slav way of life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhLC5FIIK4A
>>66007369
So you want atmoshit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVYjfp4vhhg
>>66007369
>we're litteraly in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by mountains and forest.
sounds cool as fuck, anonymous mane
listen to Filosofem and even better, Midnight Odyssey
>>66007428
should've named yourself atmocuckcrawling lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZOeonaoUGg
debate mathcore now
>tfw the closest I will ever get to being in the woods is when i take walks through the park at 2 am in the morning
>>66007447
wiggercrawling
>>66007369
Listen to Sunn O)))
>>66007402
There is fuckload of Slavs here. I never understood why so many Czechs and Slovaks visit /metal/
>>66007455
>Mastodon shirt
i'm not even watching this shit
>>66007485
cuz Czech metal is awesome
>>66007456
>>66007447
you guys are meanieheads
>>66007402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8V0au3CRQM
>>66007496
mastodon is fucking god-tier what are you talking aboot?
>>66007455
manlet :^)
>>66007522
sam dunn is actually just absurdly tall
so here's a question about what metal is supposed to be, thematically speaking.
when i was a kid, there were boys who'd have emotional meltdowns in school. crying rage fits and so forth. they'd go to the councilor's office, cry it out for a while, return to class, and they'd be gravy. provided nobody picked on them, in which case they'd do something like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and recycle.
i don't know if that's unusual. but it planted the seeds of disgust for me when it came to "feels" people. i suppose r9k would be in that group.
long story short, i've always hated people who seem weak. like, they CAN solve their problems but they CHOOSE not to and then they roll around the hamster wheel bellyaching and spilling out everywhere.
am i a bad person for hating people who listen to melodic death metal, or anything else with "melodic" whiny themes about their personal bullshit?
i don't think i am. i think some people are just fucking faggots who need to man the fuck up.
i think people are continuing to be big babies.
>>66007428
Artwork is really awesome! Thanks you for this one!
>>66007407
Never heard of this band! Thanks a lot for this album!
>>66007469
Well that was so obvious I forgot about them! Thanks you for reminding me of it!
>>66007381
it's 33$ on spreadshirt
is there a cheaper site that does the same thing?
>>66007556
Are you making a meme?
Cause I'm not sure why you're making melodic out to be about personal shit
>last thread fully recovered from shitposting and actually got pretty comfy
let's keep it up
>>66007447
atmoshits don't crawl, they float transcendentally
>>66007556
I too have an absurd hatred for "feels" people but I still like melodic death or feelsy music, not cuck enough to like atmoshit though
>>66007556
>thinks people are fucking faggot who need ti man the fuck up
So being a man is all about minding what other people do, even if it don't concern you at all?
>>66007556
Based off what you're typed here, you're the big baby. This is a barely coherent mass of whine and bitching over something you could easily ignore.
>>66007556
Melodic death metal is all trash save for a few bands like Adornment, Threnody, Eucharist, and Arghoslent so don't feel bad
>>66007556
why would you care
i hate both of the self-serving, self righteous hypocritical crybabies of /r9k/ and the retarded ''MANDAFUCCUP'' crowd
and you're literally being a big baby about people being big babies lmao
literally no need to care
and what the shit does that have to do with melodeath? like, nigger, the most well known melodeath bands are a comedy band and the inventors of goregrind
>>66007626
adornment ain't even that good, early in flames is better than all of them anyway
>>66007556
I write "feelsy" lyrics, albeit hide it with layers of metaphores and overconceptualization so noone not even my bandmembers really know what the hell I am about, just for the emotional relief of it. I never speak or bother anyone with my emotions so this is a good way for me to exhale the shit.
>>66007640
goregrind is a mem
>>66007402
ETA SHKOLA KOLBASY
HARDBASS
>>66007677
Do you by any chance play in be'lakor
so here's a question about what metal is supposed to be, thematically speaking.
when i was a kid, there were boys who'd have emotional meltdowns in school. crying rage fits and so forth. they'd go to the councilor's office, cry it out for a while, return to class, and they'd be gravy. provided nobody picked on them, in which case they'd do something like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and recycle.
i don't know if that's unusual. but it planted the seeds of disgust for me when it came to "feels" people. i suppose r9k would be in that group.
long story short, i've always hated people who seem weak. like, they CAN solve their problems but they CHOOSE not to and then they roll around the hamster wheel bellyaching and spilling out everywhere.
am i a bad person for hating people who listen to melodic death metal, or anything else with "melodic" whiny themes about their personal bullshit?
i don't think i am. i think some people are just fucking faggots who need to man the fuck up.
i think people are continuing to be big babies.
>>66007626
litteraly the worst thing ever written on /mu/
>>66007677
The reader should atleast decipher what it's roughly about though, unless you're just doing a bad job and don't care
>>66007677
lyrics can be feelsy and still have mad wordplay tho
>>66007605
>Cause I'm not sure why you're making melodic out to be about personal shit
it's not?
>>66007623
>So being a man is all about minding what other people do, even if it don't concern you at all?
it's about managing your emotions, not being a whiny faggot who can't deal with their problems.
>>66007640
>the most well known melodeath bands are a comedy band and the inventors of goregrind
wat?
examples?
>>66007685
youre a mem
>>66007556
>melodeath only being about personal bullshit and whiny faggotry
Hah, good meme
Hanger 18 is literally the worst song on Rust in Peace
>>66007734
YOU ARAE A FUCKING MEME
shreks.
>>66007734
slaughter of the soul is an ok album, but boy are the lyrics pretentious.
>metal isn't about lyrics
well, why the fuck write lyrics at all then?
>>66007172
hey guys, I have alot of folk metal and pagan metal but I don't have any /forest/ to play when im traveling to Euorpe this summer.
any recs?
>>66007730
the most financially successful melodeath (and just death as well) band is Dethklok, an affectionate parody of the genre and one of the most universally acclaimed and recognized is Carcass, who created goregrind and were a very early band in the general grind movement
>>66007756
FUCK OFF
>>66007799
nahui cyka suck my birka
What are the worst genres of death metal and why are they
>melodic death metal
Wimpy bullshit that takes out all the morbidity in death metal
>deathcore/slam
Overproduced Pantera wannabes that fuse hip-hop style breakdowns with nu-metal riffs
>tech/prog death
Weedily weedily wank
>>66007768
>why the fuck write lyrics at all then
the voice is an instrument, but it still needs something to shape the sounds it makes
yelling AAAAAA rhythmically throughout a song gets boring real quick
>>66007801
Name a song on Rust in Peace worse than Hanger 18
>>66007277
one tiny little innocent FUAAEEAK
>>66007556
Congratulations, this is the most autistic thing I've read this month.
>>66007907
>deathcore and slam are in the same category
>>>>>>>>
>>66007907
(You)
>>66007228
looks like something Björn "Speed" Strid would feature on
>>66007907
вы гoвopить и гoвopить, нo никaких дeйcтвий, жaлкий cлaбый чeлoвeк, ecли вы пoceщaeтe Poccию, я нaйдy тeбя и нayчить вac бoeвыe иcкyccтвa, в тo жe вpeмя cтapaтьcя нe быть poгoнocцeм тaк мнoгo, ecли вы eдитe eжeднeвнo кapтoфeль нa зaвтpaк и нa нoчь вы yвидитe бoгa зeмля oбeтoвaннaя бyдeт твoим, нo дo тeх пop пoкa пpыгaть нa хyй тeбя нaглyю шлюхy, вoт тpeк я cчитaю oчeнь влaжным, этo для вaшeгo жe блaгa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c
>>66007768
I think you kinda missed the point my dude. Sure, a decent amount of Melodeath can be about personal issues and emotions, but there's a decent amount which isn't. Never really said anything about lyrics not mattering.
>>66007774
give me those (you)s please
>>66007959
Would he do quest vocals on my butt metalcore band's debut ep for free?
>>66007911
>>66007756
>My creation exists
>Lucrettia exists
What are the worst genres of death metal and why are they
>OSDM/revival
Muh shit production
>War metal
Muh even shittier production
>death/thrash
Because Slayer and Kreator weren't boring enough
>>66007966
>you talk and talk, but no action, pathetic little man, if you visit >Russia, I will find you and teach you martial arts, while at the >same time try not to be a cuckold so much, if you eat potatoes >daily for Breakfast and at night you will see God's promised land >will be yours, but until jump the fuck you brazen whore, here is a >track I think is very humid, it's for your own good
I'm crying
>>66008032
>>66007907
>tfw unsure if /metal/ is shit because of too many or too little slavs
I just know that somehow slavs are at the root of the problem
>>66007966
schoo schoo, pet russian
>>66008061
Čo si to o mne povedal, ty chuj? Dostal som červený diplom na Akadémii ozbrojených síl generála Milana Rastislava Štefánika, odhalil som viacero tunelov z Ukrajiny, a zhabal som cez 300 kartónov cigariet. Som vycvičený na boj v presile, a bol som viacerými sabinovskými periodikami zvolený za najväčieho čáva z celého ministerstva vnútra. Prešacujem ťa s precíznosťou ešte nevídanou, zapíš si to zauši. Tak ty budeš na mňa kydať cez medzisieť? Uvedom si dôsledky svojho správania, ty kokot. Už volám bratrancovi v NBÚ, tak radšej povedz starej materi v Dunasérde, nech narobí halásle. Už sa ani nemusíš pokúšať za ňu zas voliť Bugára, marha. Si vyjebane mŕtvy, chlapče. Za štyri hodiny som v Nitre, a z tadiaľ ma SADka zavezie kam chcem. Mám známosti všade, okrem Ministerstva hospodárstva. Nielen že mám ujca na pošte, ale mám prístup ku všetkým tým sračkám čo sme Ukrajincom zabavili, a nebojím sa ti to podstrčiť, a zašľapím ťa jak takého červa, to je všetko, hej kamaráde. Keby si len tušil, čo dokáže jedna poznámočka spôsobiť, možno by si bol čušal jak voš pod chrastou. Ale ty si nie, a tak si to vyžerieš, ty pičus. Zbiješ sa jak Hedviga, a budeš prosíkať o ďalší Trianon. Si vyjebane mŕtve, dietko.
>>66008064
me on the left
Fuck off you Russian retard, I hate all you Russians, my fucking brother is in Donetsk right now but probably dead because you fuckers just came here and ruined everything, I had to go to another country to escape your shit you fucking retards
Kill russia
>>66007626
Arghoslent isn't melodeath, stop this meme please
Why is modern metal so shitty bros? Is it because of the internet and too many bands in general?
oh hi /int/
Hey /Metal/, give me the edgiest shit you have
>>66008061
>>66008113
CYKA BLYAT
>>66008155
Fuck off I am not Russian
>>66008113
eдят хлoпнyв бpyтaльнocть или я eм вы eдитe хлoпнyв бpyтaльнocть или я eм вaшa ceмья ecт хлoпнyв бpyтaльнocть или я eм cвoй дoм, пoкa вы нe мoжeтe cъecть хлoпнyв бpyтaльнocть вы нe пpeдcтaвляют цeннocти для мeня, paзмecтив вaши cмeхoтвopныe мыcли нa вeб-интepнeт-пayкa, вepнyтьcя из oткyдa вы пpишли, вы чepтoвcки тpoйнaя нeгp, бpyтaльнocть пpocвeщaeтcя бoг-глaвa ceми тepмocтpyктypных пpинципoв, ecли вы нe мoжeтe пoнять тaкyю cилy, чтo этo для вaшeгo жe блaгa, дoбpo пoжaлoвaть в миp бoли вы нeвынocимoй нeмнoгo хaм, Дaмбo нayчитьcя цeнить бpyтaльнocть или я cъeм тeбя и твoй мaлeнький мoзг, cocaть мoй члeн вaм шлюхa, ecли вы нe хoтитe бpyтaльнocть я пoлyчy тeбя, cyкa, я cyкa, cyкa cyкa cyкa cyкa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWKLN6boesU
>>66008144
Slaughter of the Soul and Gojira, that's why.
>>66008146
K I L L
I
L
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>>66008117
They cry about niggers so clearly they're melodic to a certain extent.
>mfw this riff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9qJJFNveJI
A NUUUU
>>66008164
That is not even words you cunt Пoвтopiть, бyдь лacкa
CHEECKY
>>66008187
>when the uber mechanical blast beats hit
>>66008194
>poptart, weather weasel
what the fuck
Best Russia metal band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VakUHHUSdf8
Best Ukraine metal band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTnUvx6pJBo
Really says a lot about your country you shitty bydlos
>>66008238
pashol nahui
>>66008113
Cвинья пopвaлacь.
>>66008249
Zalyšte mene u spokoji
we /slavshit/ now
>>66008238
Я yничтoжy вac вниз, гдe вы cтoитe вы cokehead гepoинoвый нapкoмaн тpeщины peбeнкa, пoшeл нa хyй cyкa cyкa
>tfw communism died
metal for this feel kurwa
I see proud Ukraine has triggered dumb bydlo Russians hahahaha fuck off you niggers
>>66008264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzfhBmvsvr0
>>66008289
>>66008293
>proud ukraine
>ukrainian whores in poland
k
>>66008319
another poland bydlo hahahaha careful your sister will come back from UK now because she can no longer clean toilets hahahahaha
>>66008293
cмoктaти мiй хyй нeгpa ти тpaхaний пiвeнь ccaння cyкa cиниця пeдик дyпy, cлyхaти, cлyхaти i вчитиcя, щoб бopoтиcя, тoмy щo ви бyдeтe мaти пoтpeбy в цьoмy, кoли ви cтикaєтecя з пpoти мeнe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJ4FQrLCzM
You don't say shit about slavs!
https://youtu.be/GlrFEL0ZTMM
slavposters pls go
>this thread as a non-slav
So, anyone going to any concerts or festivals soon?
>>66008187
guess we know where the st anger drumkit ended up
>>66007556
fucking this
atmomemelody shitters need to kill themselves
brutal, heavy, powerfull
>>66008331
At least my country's territory wasn't stolen by sneaky russians m8.
I will not respond to other bydlos now fuck off you dumb bydlo niggers and poland hahahahahaha
russian """"pride""""" hahahahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4v1nDa7tLY
remove slav
>>66008405
I would like to remove bydlos from Poland and Russia here, next is Bulgaria and rats from Belarus, ruining everything we just want to live
>>66008405
Berlin never forget
>>66008363
Brutal Assault
Master of Rock (>muh Slayer)
maybe Obscene Extreme
and Iron Maiden next week
Mommy why is that ukrainian anon so mad?
>>66008363
Motocultor in august
who are you
>you will never live in a poor Russian slum, where your home is a one-bedroom apartment with cracked windows in an area prone to break-ins, working a slave-driving construction job with shit pay where your boss constantly harasses you and forces you to clock out early while doing unpaid overtime
>instead you live in a safe upper middle class white American suburb with a high-paying secure job that has benefits, flexible hours, and a month of vacation time with a chill boss who often invites you to parties with his rich friends
Fucking kill me, metal for this feel?
>>66008305
>muh old school
>>66008461
I started writing sentenced in russian through google translator and posting anthrax and the ukranian went up in flames, top kek
>>66008363
I am slav but am going to Ragnard Rock in France and maybe Wacken if I do not manage to sell my ticket because going there is too expensive
Maybe I will go to other festivals in maybe Germany or so
>>66008510
>tfw the youngest kid in the band was supposed to be a guitarist in my tech death band if we actually became a thing
>>66008482
Alexei of course. Slam 4 life.
>>66008392
respond to bydlos or I remove you
>>66008521
i fear for my life when trump is elected, he will help russia take over ukraine and we will have to live in tyranny again...
True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Arya Satankampf, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand the true Hitleric Nazi black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misantrophics who do not care like you clown from. Black Metal is an elite music, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on hitlerism, on a personal level Satanic individualism, collective level hitleric fascism. Without a theoretical understanding of the occult, it is useless to dream of understanding wotanic worldview. None of you can not understand Wotanism, because you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworms. You can not reach an elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misantrophes.
>>66008482
Pyotr is the objective best choice
>>66008550
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA kurwa cyka
>>66008487
>>instead you live in a safe upper middle class white American suburb with a high-paying secure job that has benefits, flexible hours, and a month of vacation time with a chill boss who often invites you to parties with his rich friends
fucking sign me up senpai
you want to live here? it's not urban slavshit land tier because there's like 20 people on a 20 square km radius living here and animals WILL try to break in and steal shit (fucking ducks, man)
>slavs
lmao
>>66008482
Vladimir
>>66008482
top tier
>Alexei
>Sergey
ok tier
>pyotr
>Anton
cuck tier
>Vladimir
>Igor
>>66008550
I don't think russia really needs ukraine desu. Somehow ukrainians look like all those tumblr minorities to me. You know the vocal ones.
>>66008482
who /vladimir/ in here
>>66008583
I live in commieblock but I'm not a bydlo I live in Germany now
>>66008605
there is an actual war going on in the Ukraine now
As a slav and knowing that britcucks are already mad about muslims, I just want to move there not pay bills and rape their women lmao
>>66008606
the cuck choice tb h
>>66008631
epic
>>66007998
probably
he'd also do guest vocal I'd quess
>>66008018
My Creation is a bonus track though.
>>66008634
Guy at 4:13 is my role model unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olH1qXW2w4M
I wanna get into atomshperic black metal, where does one start ?
>>66008371
speaking of
https://doxophobe.bandcamp.com/album/saints-of-great-aggression
what st anger should of been
>>66008715
Burzum and Paysage D'hiver
>>66008631
I remember watching war in Serbia on tv and desu it's nothing like that in Ukraine. I dunno I think if there'd really been a real war first of all Russia'd crush Ukraine in a couple of days.And the second thing again if it all's for real there would be not only sanctions but complete isolation of russia at least. My grandpa hated russians my father and mom both hated russians I don't.
>>66008696
it's incredibly admirable how honest and undouche-like the guy is, in all honesty
p based desu
When did preachercrawling become a incessant memer that seems to have a reaction pic ready for all kinds of posts? He wasn't always like this.
>>66008715
Alcest.
>>66008696
My sides.
>>66008768
when this became shitpost central and when i figured out how to make da syrup
>>66008818
It shouldn't have to be this way. But I guess /metal/ is way past the point of no return.
>>66008870
I hear that every year.
>>66008870
i still like to discuss whenever the opportunity pops up
this or fathomless Mastery?
>>66008981
Fathomless
>>66008981
nightmares made flesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKnnlJ86P78
>>66008731
ha! thanks for this. i wonder if there are any more
full album covers.
>>66008981
not fathomless, that's for sure. although fathomless is kinda interesting i have to admit.
this or Purging?
>>66009046
i want more slam covers
best Septic Flesh album and why
are there any vore fags who are into goregrind?
how bout this
>top 3 sexual fetishes
>top 3 metal subgenres
also curious which came first: the fetish or the music
>>66009211
Mystic Places At Dawn, perfect balance of prog and death that only 1 in 1000 bands can pull off. SF's later stuff went too far into prog/symphonic industrial and that's why Mystic Places is the best automatically
>>66009270
for what pvrpose
FUCK YOU whoever said Cryptopsy were overrated in the last thread.
>>66009307
It seems I've been proven wrong.
>>66009270
OSDM, Thrash and wank
brown wymin, prostate damage and tonguing
i'm getting btfo by bolan in /int/
how do i react
>>66009270
>blood
>choking
>bondage
>RAW
>Funeral Doom
>Slam
>>66009270
>top three fetishes
In no particular order incest, loli, and DFC with femdom, rape, and guro trailing behind
>top 3 metal subgenres
OSDM, 80's speed/power, and thrash
>>66009349
BIG
STRONG
>>66009415
post thread and i'll defend you senpai
>>66009415
post thread alberto
>>66009415
post that shit
Don't you guys think that metal nowadays is a dead uninnovative genre like hard rock or blues or jazz before? I mean of course there's lots of bands, lots of new bands some of them even good but well no real big ones you know. It became a niche genre. I'm ok with that I still love and listen to lots of metal but with every year I find myself listening to more and more of other genres of music whic are either bring something new or they are just new to me. And the problem is that 10 years ago when I even didn't have an internet metal was more than enough. And I mean not even all metal but you know TRVE subgenres like death/doom or black or thrash.I remember it was all right to shit on paradise lost's and anathema's not metal albums without listening to them because well it's shit and they bring shame to metal. Those were the days. Anyway, don't you think the genre is in decline?
>>66009270
boipussy, cuckhold, loli
blackgaze, prog, atmosludge
>>66009415
open the gates anon
and we shall march side by side
>>66008363
Brutal Assault, Fall of Summer and Desertfest, and a few small shows in Swiss and France, like Cult of Luna or Sunn O)))
>>66009517
i'd say it was inevitable seeing as metal is a rather ''new'' genre, being around since the late 60s/early 70s, but there are still too many good bands trying new shit to just give up on the genre, i just try to ignore the generic shit so it won't bring down my enjoyment of the genre
this happens in ever genre, there are always eras of decline
>>66009270
Shota, cuckold, and crossdressing
J-power, obscure tech death, and progressive metalcore
>>66009525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeB-ISDpFiQ
/cuckmetal/ unite
>>66008442
you must be a czech fellow. Go to OEF, the line-up is bretty gun even if youre not into the more extreme shit.
>>66009517
It is common knowledge that metal in died in 1993.
>still didn't post
you disappoint me alberto
>>66009607
>you think 1993 is old school
>>66009616
have it bruh
>>/int/61442388
>>66009517
Most genres of music go stale after two decades, I can't think of any well established genre of music that's better now than it was during its inception. Metal had a great run but by the time Slaughter of the Soul came out the genre decayed very badly
>>66009671
CAN YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>>66009630
HA! I'VE BEEN A THRASHER SINCE '84
>>66009700
why don't you love me daddy anon
>>66009681
Hip hop maybe? How long was it since run dmc rick rubin and all that stuff?
>>66009270
Tech-thrash, j-power, cybergrind
Trap/Feminine twink, don't have other fetishes tb.h
>>66009745
is Cutting Pink With Knives one of your fav bands
>>66009722
>Portugal is a paradise if you want to be drugged up alcoholic
is this real? Can i pack up my things?
>>66009771
Nah I'm more into dominating the trap than being one
good band still though
>>66009778
yeah, it's actually real, specially the part about the disgusting fish
Controlled by the fathomLESS
And unbearaBAAAHL
>>66009270
i'm fairly vanilla
>blindfolding
>bondage and shibari
>cum swallowing
>OSDM
>sludge
>funeral doom
>>66009123
Purging.
>>66009810
but I figured you can eat something else if you wish. Y-you can, r-right?
>>66009270
>>top 3 sexual fetishes
traps, femdom, milfs
>>top 3 metal subgenres
thrash, stoner, sludge
>>66009364
>prostate damage
How does that even happen?
>>66009835
yes
i'm fucking serious when i say all i see people eating is fish and it's all horrible
>people actually like sludge metal
rec me shit dudes
>>66009856
how did you end up in such a shithole
preacher can I move in with you? I want to start a band and have no friends, we could play war metal or something, im a vocalist
>>66009270
>Submission
>panty stuffing
>Exhib
>Atmoshit
>Tech Death
>Progressive
>>66009862
Crack.
>>66009884
vocaroo that shit
>>66009849
When you ram it hard enough, the blood that pours out is so satisfying
INK THE PEN WITH BLOOD....
>>66009862
F I S T U L A
prime shit for drugged up alcoholics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZgPRT8R-sE
3:03 to fuck shit up
>>66009607
>1993
>>66009862
Acid Bath
Stone Titan
Dystopia
Solient Green
Eyehategod
Zeni Geva
Weedeater
>>66009884
vocaroo it nigga
>>66009878
born here
i have lived in Moçambique and i honestly prefer it there
>>66009928
>F I S T U L A
What a horrible fucking band name. What a horrible boring cover.
>to fuck shit up
kys
>/metal/ is full of portumeme, caucasian and actual slavs posters
color me surprised
>>66009937
>i have lived in Moçambique and i honestly prefer it there
so you WUZ KANGZ after all
>>66009969
It's a chinese forum for girls what else did you expect?
preacher how did you find memes as dank as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wtaNTVuILw
>war metal all sounds the same
>yet it all sounds good
Goddamn how can one genre be so based?
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=anal+blasphemy
>>66009270
>fetishes
feet, giantess, futa
>metal
black, thrash, bdm
>>66010020
Have no idea what happened there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSZKIsGHxSM
>>66010010
wth is this
>>66009977
>likes sludge
>posts fedoras
To be fair at least it's not gay soft Mastodon-tier shit. Riffs are sort of bland though and I hate the vocals. Maybe it's has more power behind it when not on youtube. If you gonna meme me use pic related since I literally don't even own anything to cover my shaved head.
>anal blasphemy
pretty cool name desu
>>66009969
i'm surprised there aren't more brazilians here considering the country's underground metal scene
>>66010010
i look for music while plastered as fuck, it's mostly just blogspots i run into , some (most) of them are fucking dead though, or at least inactive
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02m73zYxqSz
>>66010041
Everything but the music is war metal memery. I like the sound but they are bands more interesting out there.
https://lihhamon.bandcamp.com/releases
>>66010116
WOOO
WOOO
>>66010116
absolutely demonic tremolo picking
>>66010116
Transcendental
>>66010116
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02m73zYxqSz
are you taking a shit?
>>66010116
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02m73zYxqSz
>>66010116
"aoty" -Pitchfork.
>solid tremolo picking tho'
just got a new drumkit. how does it sound?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vaZo9RDTV7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyN1qttNIq4
what is this and why havnt i been told about it
>>66010116
ugh
>>66010222
Impaled Northern Moonforest/10
>>66009270
>public
>interracial
>bj until cum, no fucking
>symphonic black metal
>NWOBHM
>melodic/tech death metal
>>66010222
weak
>>66010222
i dont even want to know what this is
>>66010236
is this a 30 minute cover of bladecatcher?
>>66010250
are you me?
so preacher when are you going to post that cyber
>>66010236
This is a metal thread. Ask around here: >>>/lgbt/
how about some atmo-slam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uVmcmiMLzg
>>66010222
this is how you sound
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01sZqf6GjZl
>>66009837
>traps
>thrash
how surprising
>>66010222
i think my fucking cooking pots pack a bigger punch
>>66010253
blastbeats
>>66010285
bro that literally sounds like you're going apeshit on your keyboard
>>66010275
cyber what
>>66010286
I don't get it
>>66010290
Yeah Lars we already know that.
>>66010319
>>66010273
good tase, anon
>>66010286
Something wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWAPm9qfVsU
Rec me more bands that are so brutal they become atmospheric, so far I got these
Masturbation, blaze inside, excoriation,liturgy,Ominous scriptures, brodequin,enmity,Delusional parasitosis,psychotic homicidal dismemberment, defeated sanity
>>66010374
Abyssal, maybe?
>>66010374
>liturgy
ehhehehehehehehhehehehe
>>66010374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBid5Tj5eE
>>66010393
Not really, but good band
>>66010374
>liturgy
>>66010399
>>66010410
??????????????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrwql_Dfc4s
I just pulled off a broken toenail expecting to find red, sensitive skin beneath. Instead there was a second nail
metal for this feel?
>>66010399
>>66010410
meme'd
>>66007210
Sterbend is literally Burzum worship to its nth degree
>>66010404
what about Cranial Incisored?
it's Indonesian BDM with influences from grindcore, jazz fusion, mathcore and other shit, but it also avoids the sporkcore tag, it's well written shit
>>66010430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNLa5gLbSb0
>>66010438
>275 posts later
>>66007369
Autumn Eternal is obvious response
>>66010374
Also so technical it's atmospheric bands work too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykF8szoHQ2Y
brain drill doesn't work since it's too weedly on the higher registers and sounds like macaroni basically
>>66010430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGGGh03jN4w
>>66008363
>So, anyone going to any concerts or festivals soon?
I won't be going to pic related and i'm really sad about it
fucking insect warfare reunion. I live in houston, they're from houston, and they're playing in europe
why live
>>66010465
Thank you anon!
>>66010374
Entombed
>>66009270
>DSBM
>Atmoshit
>Funeral Doom
I am incapoable of showing any affection to other human beings not because I am a hollow shell, but because I lack the mental ability to actually show affection to others and therefore am not able to communicate these actions into real life. I am also gay.
>>66010494
When the meme is obscure
When I was 15 I ripped out every nail on my feet, all ten of them. My parents got me to a doctor and when they grew back I did it again
>>66010494
cheeky
Jesus fuck this is the most boring riff I have ever heard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttz-ieGP2I
>>66010492
Are you being fresh with me?
>>66010550
Sterbend sucks that's whyy
i still bite off nails, it's like an addiction, i really like the smell of my nails after i rip em off, but i don't know if you people are being edgy because i always end up regretting cause that shit ends up hurting as fuck
>>66010550
>those screams
absolutely hilarious
are those rabbits or something?
>>66010539
why thp
>>66010530
>>66010540
fuck off
>>66010317
i just got a new drumkit. what do you think?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13f3rDVfMOJ
>>66010550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlQ1mtn-g4k
>>66010579
>smell
are your nails dirty as fuck? they don't smell by themselves
>>66010596
A bit too clickety
>hate deathcore
>play deathcore
Why does he do this?
>>66010374
exactly what you're looking for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5rs-3RcBCk&spfreload=1
>>66010539
kvlt
>>66010555
Nope, just being polite. I asked for something and you gave it to me, so I just thank you.
>>66007907
>muh brutality
kys
>>66010629
When you go vegan your brain stops functioning properly
>>66010596
>the rabbits
every fucking time
some times it's like 3 am and one of those motherfuckers let's out a scream, i feel like i'm suffering paranoid delusions after that
>>66010627
i think it's just what's under the nail
or maybe their dirty as fuck, that's very likely, yes
Opeth is a objetively good band
>>66010629
still goat bants, desu
>>66010680
too bad they suck
>>66010680
you are objetively wrong
>>66010680
better than black metal anyway
Holy fucking shit this is terrible, pitchfork reviewed this album and gave it a 9 irrc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxsmWxxouIM
>>66010680
you are subjectively right
>>66010579
do you fucking rip the entire nail off ?
if so you're a fucking savage
>>66010748
better than black metal anyway
>>66010748
>pitchfork reviewed this album
>p4k
>standards
good one
>>66010758
only on my toes, i can't my entire finger nails without seriously crying out of pain
>Death Metal Underground refused my invitation to be a writer for their site
Metal for this feel
>>66010748
the comments are disturbing to say the least, literally looks like a parody of tumblr but the people are actually serious
>>66010787
holy fuck man
>>66010748
Well, it has to catter to its audience.
How is /mu/ these days btw, still memerap, poptimism or something else?
>>66010787
you're a proper degenerate man
I'm proud of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wkdakUo97Y
is this the perfect black metal production? go to 1:15 to skip the intro
>>66010853
>those dislikes
OY VEY
>>66010853
holy fuck how is this real
>>66010802
Seems you're more cut out for DSBM
>>66010748
hm, fantano liked it. did you know this isn't metal, though?
i'm not even racist, but this just oozes with nigger.
no surprise i don't like trap.
not that interesting of a song. it's "i'm breaking up with my boyfriend". congrats. everyone does that. some of the music is kinda interesting. is death grips going to be a standard some day?
>>66010853
It's a really shitty band though actually made me laugh
>>66010853
>Jewicide
>replacing the s with the z like a fucking southern rapper
you can't make this shit up
>>66010914
I think I died
>>66010926
the songs are pretty catchy actually
Literally catchiest chorus of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlnoNTCVvUI
>>66010840
memerap and indie rock
sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper
>>66010976
>indie rock
we /poptimism/ now nigga
memerap is still going strong though
>>66010840
/mu/ memed me into listening to hip hop for a while, i will never forgive them...
but i like animal collectives first album that was really good
>>66010962
Too bad the rest of the song is some of the buttiest nu metal in exostence
>>66011011
I listened to Kanye to see what the fuss was about. I cringe when I think back to it.
But some /mu/core like Swans turned out to be good.
>>66011038
The butt factor comes solely from catchy clean sun choruses though
>>66011047
Yes it was Kanye for me, too. Though at one point I just didn't care and listened to whatever was on my phone which at the time was mostly Kanye so it was all I listened to for two months, Gott strafe mich.
>>66011038
You do NOT talk shit about maximum the hormone
Having listened to King Crimson before it became /mu/core was a blessing. I cringe whenever I read reactions from clueless retards upon hearing them.
Why would millennial hipsters care about prog anyway?
>>66011084
>>66011047
>decide to listen to hip hop
>start with pop rap
why do you fags do this
>>66011105
Because /mu/ hails kaney as some musical genius
>>66011084
>>66011047
I honestly still think liking kaney is some kind of huge pretend meme
>>66011105
i still think MBDTF is a good album pham
>>66011105
I eventually listened to stuff like Eminem, too. I'm glad I don't have to anymore, also Kendrick, shit's annoying.
>>66011103
i don't care about prog for the most part but King Crimson is pretty fucking fantastic
>tfw millennial
Why do people hate me because of the time I was born
NEW THREAD WHEN?
>>66011198
4 0 0
0
0
>>66011209
this
>>66011182
1990 here.
Am I a millennial?
>>66011209
450
5
0
>>66011162
I will be honest, the first time I listened to King Crimson they really did not do much for me, but as I learned more about musical history up to the point of their existence I learned to appreciate them. It's the same with thrash metal for me, did nothing for me until I listened to everything from MC5 all the way up to Metallica
>>66011182
>not reveling in hate
top poser
Are the Metallica remasters worth listening to? I've never heard them
>>66011250
i found ITCOTCK an emotional and complex listen as a teenager right off the bat (21st century schizoid man felt like heavy metal to me) but as i learned more about music i was honestly impressed to how well written, how varied and just how innovative it was for when it was released (plus it holds up great)
only after that did i start to dig in further in their discog
and Moonchild is wank btw
>>66011182
>>66011226
>tfw googling the birth years for the millennial generation gives you a retarded amount of different answers
>>66011315
People on /mu/ keep making me feel like shit for only properly getting into music and being absoltuely ignorant before I was 17.
>>66011305
they barely sound different and the packaging is stupid.
>>66011355
better late than never.
also
>giving a shit about what /mu/, the board with the biggest concentration of plebs, says
>>66011355
well i started young but you're never late for art
>caring about what a bunch of insecure, tfw no gf'ing teenagers say
lel
>>66011387
Is 17 late now? I thought it was just at the edge of where it still counts as being young
>>66011387
>>66011394
I didn't mean just /mu/, the metal community in general, too I guess. Ever since I got into it at 17 I've been insecure and feeling the desperate need to catch up with everything released ever because there are people out there who have been listening to this music since they were six or something, it sounded crazy to me and I was always envious, to be really pretentious you could say I am "chasing after lost time" ever since I got into this
>>66011449
Yeah, well, I get into metal at 12 but only listened to Iron Maiden for 6 years straight.
>>66011449
I was listening to linkin park all primary school long lmao
>>66011467
this desu
>>66011449
i got into music at like 14 listening to Slayer and Fear Factory but i really don't get why one would care what a community says
i just like the music and chasing for some rare albums / tapes dammed be everyone else
pretty much why i hate tribalistic websites like ANUS and DMU too
>>66011103
Why would you care that millennial hipsters care about prog? It's all the same superficial shit, listen to what you want to listen to because you want to listen to it.
explain stoner doom/rock, how can people like it? I can not see any redeeming characteristics at all
>>66011449
So what if you started listening to metal at 17?
I've been listening to metal since I was 11 and I'm 19 now, I would love if one of my friends started developing a liking for metal so I could actually discuss music I like with someone I know. I wouldn't care if he only started now, I would gladly help him and guide him.
>>66011553
Do you mean Stoner Doom and Rock or Stoner and Doom and Rock?
>>66011604
Stoner doom and stoner rock
>tfw gonna listen to the five hour Kill 'Em All deluxe edition now
>>66011623
keep us posted
>>66011553
Being under the influence of marijuana is probably correlated with it somehow.
>>66011555
this too, i always like reccing shit to people, especially if the person doesn't know a lot of music
just something satisfying about it, like succeeding when chances are slim, or drinking the drank for the first time, or bring an unwilling child to The Frolic
thread's gonna be kill
>>66011671
calm down nigga
>>66011553
I have never actually listened to Stoner Doom, at least deliberately, the appeal of Stoner Rock however is to make tunes that increase the high, not the other way around, if that makes sense to you.
Music is not being enhanced by the drug, but the drug being enhanced by the music.
This is what someone told me
>>66011690
bruh i'm on dat drank
i'm as calm as they get
If you don't like protected illusion you're shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyYPH2NWMts
bumping with what I'm currently listening to
>>66011685
nothing can kill metal
>>66011741
i love u finland
>>66011449
You dodged a bullet, even now and then some of the Classic Album make me remember something dumb or cringy i did as a teen and i can't stand this shit, even if they're great.
Trust me, the fastest way to hate certain genre is associating it to puberty, believe it or not it took /mu/ to take me back into metal with a fresh new perspective.
>>66011769
Metal is already dead.
>>66011804
Metal was never alive
>>66011800
I will never understand how people can have such a lack of self-awareness that they do this "cringy shit", I cringe at the same things I did when I was 12
we're all dead
>>66011741
>is this a sludge song?
>whoa skank beats
i think i like this, anon. good taste.
>>66011855
By the way, has anyone here bought the Death - Scream Bloody Gore issue? How is it?
>>66011846
>>66011800
i never got this, what do you people do?
spilled spaghetti? youtube comments-tier shit?
>>66011875
both of those, I've listened to metal since I was 12 and never did anything even remotely cringy
so close to 400 boiiiiiz
>page 10
>>66011875
I wanted to be an emo when I was 11 because all my classmates were already 13/14 but I never had enough friends so I just tried to fit in doing dumb shit all the time
JUST
>>66011795
Chek their other stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPVdVTKoo6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfC1_VwFzb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R660lbon0UU
>>66011873
i LITERALLY JUST ordered a copy so ill tell you soon
OSDMeme
we /400/+
so long fuckers
just in time
>>66011977
we 400+ now
kill /mu/ pls
Which Neurosis album should I start with?
>>66012006
Souls at Zero