Who would win in a fight
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Grimes or Björk?
Bjork would just sing Lionsong and make her appendix explode
Is it even really a question?
probably bjork
>>65961181
damn that is spooky
>>65961312
>be young bork
>drop acid tab at the airport
>walking around tripping balls
>suddenly see some motherfucker bazooka pointed at me
i don't blame her
>>65961181
Do you think she thinks about that when she wanks?
>>65961593
really makes you think
grimes only has the putrid odor of shit from her crusty anus as a defense mechanism + she'd be all smacked out on crystal meth or something and wouldn't be able to fight back
byerk squashes this hobgoblin flawless victory
>>65961720
5 times a week, anon. 5 times a week.
is this a fucking joke
Solid b8 thread
inb4 waifufaggotry
>>65962163
>>65962115
Yes.
>>65961095
I don't know. The best outcome for said fight would be both artists hands crippled and vocal cords severed but not dead to avoid the outpouring of sympathy and non stop playing of their music
why did they delete last th ffs
>>65961181
Aaaaand discussion over.
I seen bjork fight paparazzi once. she'd win
>>65961181
Bjork has chaotic fighting style. Grimes has the right moves.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGTMBVmKh2N/
>>65961181
Was just about to mention this.
You don't fuck with Björk.
>>65964000
OK, maybe it wouldn't be like a 5 second KO like I initially thought
But Bjork still WAAAAAY crazier, it's still not even close lol
>>65962529
I can't stop laughing. She's so violent.
>>65964240
Grimes is precise.
>>65964352
god that hairstyle is so awful
what was grimeth thinking
>>65961181
<--- Bjork doesn't have a chance against this elegant attack.
>>65961181
What about this? Bjork is old now, so she will probably lose the fight.
>>65964388
She was channeling her inner Vlad - same for the red cape earlier in the vid.
>>65964806
i think bjork could break grimes, like a twig
>>65964298
She almost looks like a fucking Japanese horror movie girl in the first gif ITT, I swear to god on my phone it looks like she fucking shape shifts for a split second in it or teleports or some shit lmao
>>65965067
>underestimating grimes
Yeah, she's thin but has a lot of power.
>>65965106
she also smokes crack cocaine and has fetal alcohol syndrome
>>65965106
Also, amphetamine strength ain't no joke
But I'm not dismissing the fact that Bjork might not have that on her side as well so that might be a wash there lmao
>>65965067
Bjork weight: 55kg
http://www.howtallis.org/bjork-rost-height-weight-measurements/
Grimes weight: 55kg
http://pikastar.com/grimes-height-weight-body-measurements/
They're fighting on the same category. Grimes is younger, was a former ballet dancer and she's more agile: more chances to win.
>>65965136
why are you motherfuckers all saying BUT CRACK METH LOL like that's something working *against* her favor, lmao
spped-strength will turn you into a fucking face-ripping gorilla strength crazy person
Bjork did some karate training, not even a chance for grimeth.
>>65965819
plus she's literally levitating in that pic so she's got that going for her as well
>>65965503
grimes will be too busy hitting the pipe and picking her open sores to do anything
either that or sucking a d for the next hit
delusional waifufag your precious hobgoblin would get her head stomped in
>>65965819
She is old now. Grimes will beat her ass. Bjork has the brute force, Grimes has the intelligence. It's Goliath vs David; you know who won.
Bjork's karate will pale next to these moves:
>>65964000
>>65964352
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>>65964806
>>65966069
Grimes is demented, she wouldn't win a fight even with a baby. Bjork has metaphysical properties which make her literally a god.
>>65961095
While Grimeth pothetheth black and white magic skillth, she is no match for the Bjork Blitz
>>65966725
>pothetheth
lmfao
great music thread guys
>>65961095
I don't know who they are but the one on the right looks more powerful.
>>65961095
they're literally the same person
>pay per view event
>Grimeth getting btfo by the waifu camp
>referee gets knocked out
>smashes bjork with a steel chair
>the GrimeGrime finisher
>pin 1-2-3-
new /mu/ queen
>>65961720
Holy kek
>>65968689
because Gross has a sword, Bjork has magic + she is fast and silent
>>65971335
it's true. powers not of this world
>>65971447
thats a vulva right
>>65971335
this made me kek out loud. imagine this bork running towards you in the middle of the night at 70 mph.
>>65971864
imagine army of bork robots running after you
>>65966725
fuck you, I just coughed water all over my monitor and keyboard
fucking lol
>>65965896
hey I'm the one saying Bjork would take her no problem lol!
just that meth is *not* a disadvantage in this scenario
>>65964000
>Bjork has chaotic fighting style. Grimes has the right moves
Have you fuckers been into a fight before?
>>65971705
Probably, or something equally retarded.
>>65964388
Probably wondering how should could make herself look ugly and weird today.
>>65961480
She attacked the reporter because she talked to Bjork's son
![Vlad_Tepes_002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5RQ4lmy.jpg "Vlad Tepes 002[1]")
