I hope I haven't got mouth cancer

looks like a harmonium

I have one but I can't play it for shit

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>>65791011

HOL UP

>>65791341
Me too man

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>>65791341
>>65791383

the trick is, if you wanna sound cool and bluesy, suck more than you blow

Play "love me do"ish shit

also, tilt your head, wear sunglasses (or squint your eyes if none available) and flutter your hand over the back of it to look cool

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>>65791530
>suck more than you blow

I prefer a melodica
same sound but more precise

>>65791011
I have a bunch of them and I've used them.

I don't take them seriously as an instrument though.

>>65791357

i wish I could shred harmonica like John Popper. It'd be so easy for people to 'discover' your talent. Just have a harmonica in your pocket, empty your pockets pretending to look for your keys or phone or something and make someone notice it. They're like, "hey, you play harmonica?" and you pick it up shrug, put on your sunglasses and shred the solo to "Run Around" or something, then they give you oral sex

>>65791720
the harmonica is truly the key to a woman's hole(s)

>>65791741
because you're blowing into holes right?

>>65793852
yes of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKY--qaHWSw