shit in music that pisses you off
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>claps over the snare
>live album
>audience starts clapping on the offbeat
>its metal
>song opens or closes with studio banter that does not contribute to the overall feeling of the album
>end of song is just the chorus one octave higher
unjustified crescendos
>>65770579
is it bad that I like this
I know it's lazy as fuck but it's just pleasing in a way
>>65770634
if they change up the lyrics it's passable
>guitar riff is repeated throughout the entire song
I'm looking at you, Dizzy Miss Lizzy
>>65770458
>song exists
>female singer shouts hey! inbetween bars
>cowbell throughout the entire song
>band stops playing
>"GO"
>band resumes
The band emphasises the backbeat but the singer heavily accents the 1
>>65771130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26iWBB_PBJA
>a choir of children sing the chorus
>poor audio mixing
>>65771130
SO WHO FOH SUMDINGA MA NINGA SO WHO FOIGHT
>chorus is repeated more than 4 times
>repeating a verse word for word, note for note
>"yeah" to fill lyrical gaps
>"1-2 1-2-3-4"
>this >>65770968
>heavy breathing in the vocals
>album is over 45 minutes long
>modern djent influenced metalcore bands with geometric album covers and "nouns" band name with ambient interludes and the band photo is all the members wearing black v-necks
>song has an alan watts sample
>whoooahh chorus
>indie folk
>twee pop
>crescendocore post-rock
>tech death album longer than 35 minutes
>melodramatic relationship lyrics
>male producer that makes pretty good beats but has a mediocre female vocalist to get more plays
>recording of paper crinkling/moving paper around/flipping pages
>>65771471
What *do* you like?
>>65771545
that's not what this thread is about now is it?
>unnecessary amount of melisma
>singer/vocalist overpronounces words
>ONCE I WAS SEVAN YEAZ OW MA MAMA TOE ME GO MAKE YOSELF SOM FRENDS O YOU BE LOHNLEE
>>65770579
>having a chorus in general
>>65771626
I like that song. Am I a pleb?
>>65771381
Blue Bucket of Gold... you will never un-hear it
>>65770484
fuuuuck
>>65771192
>>65771237
so all of chance 3 then
test
>1,2,3,4
>couldn't figure out how to end the song, so it just fades out
>>65770534
>its (genre)
>Has a chorus with male gang vocals singing "oh oh OH"
>Mike D saying "I'm Mike D" in literally every song he's in.
>>65773051
This, fade outs are unacceptable in any form of music. A finale makes the song 100% better in every case.
>>65771471
>>tech death album longer than 35 minutes
>>65770579
>one octave higher
link
>Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS
or
>(ARTIST NAME)
>(FEATURED ARTIST NAME)
>BREAKING DA HOUSE
>>65771490
>entire song is a printer printing
>>65773505
>Mike is for money
>The D is for diamonds
damn....
>trap beat
>autotune in 2016
>song is played by instruments
>>65773592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySz71mpi7t4
Higher octave starts at 2:15. Makes the song, imo.
>when the beats aren't waist deep
>when you're not swallowed by beats
>>65771957
Maybe
>song has a 'build up'
>song has a 'drop'
>>65771130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TJC48BRBn8
>grindcore album has less than 30 songs
>>65773505
M-I-K-E TO THE D
>>65770458
>""""indie"""" music
>soft female vocals
>can't pronounce hard R's
>BONUS: Ukulele
>saxophone in an 80s rock track
>saxophone in a deep house track
>>65770458
>music
>more than one hook
>>65770458
>using reverb on voice to get a live feeling
>ooooooOOOOOOoooHH part
>song ends with fadeout
>>65774342
tumblrcore essentially
>intro is ambient/soft and melodic and is really nice
>all of a sudden trap beat, sub bass and rapping vocals start
>whole song is this shitty hip-hop rap song
>wasted a good instrumental
>>65770458
>song fades out instead of ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0o7Vx0bmno
>>65771381
>early Muse
Dear god I've found out why they suck now, the gasp after everyword made everything good!
>>65773993
this would annoy OP
>>65773529
This is incorrect
>>65771471
>judging an album by its lenght and not content
spot the pleb friends
>saxophone solo over a vibraphone after a 15 minute trip hop interlude in a black metal album
>>65773638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmfHHLfbjNQ
> Weak lyrics, singer overcompensates by singing them for way too long
I'm looking at you, american singers
Drum tracks that sound like each pie e of the kit was replaced with something from garageband
>10 minutes of silence before a hidden track starts
>>65773529
nah, fade-outs can be cool.
They kinda pull you out of the music slowly a give you time to process what you heard, this is especially effective on closing tracks. They can also be implemented thematically, or to make the transition to the next song less jarring.
This song comes to mind as a track that utilises the fade-out well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyE9FM2Y7as
>>65773529
Eh, I would say this is true for the most part. Since I Left You has a patrician fade out ending
>>65771471
The last one is Crystal Castles, right?
>>65779354
I'm ALLIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65773505
I'M MIKE D AND I GET RESPECT
>song by band with supposed musical integrity appears in a commercial
>band has two drummers
>shout-out to my haters
>stops live show midway through to do a news report
>one instrument (cymbals are the worst) is panned completely to one side for some reason
>can't listen to the song through headphones because it's uncomfortable as fuck
>Song just abruptly ends
>>65780638
Try Miles Smiles. Piano and bass in the left one, drums in the right, Miles in both of them. It's amazing.
>>65780638
>entire Beatles discography
>>65779267
how can there even be hip hop in a black metal album?
>>65779267
>black metal album
>banjo solo
or the even worse one
>black metal album
>pounding along
>suddenly BWOIOIOIOIOING
>singer puts on obviously fake voice when singing
>>65780714
>black metal album
>"too totoo totooo toooo"
>>65780767
death metal
>>65770458
>snares over the clap
>>65771471
>crescendocore post-rock
>hating only good post-rock
>>65773931
>song has a build up
so a core technique in music composition? viper yrself
>go to see band at big arena gig
>sat about level with the front of house speakers that are away from the stage
>can hear them as well as the speakers on stage
>have this infuriating delay throughout the whole gig where I can hear the sound of the band from the stage speakers, and then the further away speakers
>>65779267
murmuure is great tho
>>65780511
let's go outback tonight, anon
>>65780678
>trip hop
>hip hop
>>65780885
cringe post
>>65780254
>17 minute long final track
>It's just them dicking around on guitar
>>65772183
I heard it from the very beginning and it's what I like about the vocals here? It's really rhythmical, think of it as another instrument.
>>65780838
you actually swapped the filename
>>65781155
how do you even notice that
>>65781416
I always check filenames, and I can recognize the most used ones here, I could see that it has the same amount of epoch time numbers and considering it was flipped I just checked OPs image
>fucking claps at all
>overpronounciation
>indie girl voice
>>65780677
bait
>live
>audience won't shit the fuck up and you can't hear the band play
>Song Doesn't utilize its musical elements introduced to their full potential
This happens even with decent songs. Colors by Avalanches, for example. It's good, but it feels like it should have reached a climax of lushness or or built up energy as the song progressed. Nope.
>>65781651
the stereo version of the beatles' albums do have some extreme panning though, as do a lot of albums from the 60s/early 70s
