>first date
>she grabs your phone and plugs it into the aux
>presses shuffle
How prepared are you
Probably not going on a 2nd date
took 9 random songs to get to weeb shit so I'm probably good senpai
You turned Asian?
i keep my ipod filled with pleb normie shit and my desktop filled with /mu/core because i'm not autistic enough to listen to post rock & indie drivel at the gym
i'm good
as long as it's not jamc it should probably be chill enough for even the most normie girl
I don't even keep music on my phone
>>65694216
odds are she's going to find either jangly atonal metal or weeb music
I'm fukt
>tfw you have questionable erotic audio saved to your phone
Lana Del Rey - Summertime Sadness (Cedric Gervais Remix)
The jig is up. She finds out I'm bi and sets me up with her 6/10 closeted cousin .
just tried this. anne bonny by death grips came on... im almost definitely fucked. there's like a 2% she'll just fuck me on the spot tho, i reckon
>>65694216
There's like a 1/15 chance she'll wanna go on a 2nd date.
My phone doesn't have any music on it, nor a shuffle button If it's my iPod instead, I have a lot of of They Might Be Giants, which I can't imagine a girl wouldn't like.
Playing my iPod on shuffle is like a game of musical Russian roulette because half of it is relatively accessible stuff like the Beatles or Radiohead the other half is Michael Gira telling me to flex my muscles and similar wtftier songs
Odds she'd take me on a second date risky
>first date
Stopped right there
>>65694216
>date
let's see how long i survive
>Sugarsmack - Pokey
it's a bit of a strange song but I think I can pass. It's one of the more straight-forward rock songs on the album compared to the industrial stuff later on.
>Jon Hassell - Blue Nile
I would be asked to change the music within 1 minute of this drone new age piece. Well it was fun while it lasted
Alright, let's see
>Kanye West - Pinocchio Story
Oh cool a live freestyle track, that'll play like shit. best case scenario she thinks I'm sensitive or empathetic or whatever because I've got 808s
>Beulah - If we can land a man on the Moon, surely I can Win Your Heart
Inoffensive indie garbage, might win points for this, plus horns
>Pavement - Heaven is a Truck
Classic inoffensive indie garbage, plus it's short
>The Weeknd - The Hills
shit I'm doing better than I thought
>Death Grips - Bitch Please
well
>Grimes - Butterfly
"kind of a girly indie pop track... you must be sensitive :)"
>Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough
"Aw you like cheesy 80s pop"
>Cocteau Twins - Iceblink Luck
(shows off more of my artsy, sensitive, 80s side)
>The xx - VCR
[i think i'm in boys] ;)
>>65694216
>Nocturnus - The Undead Journey
Hope it's a metal chick
>>65696222
>Mastodon - Bladecatcher
Metal Chick is sopping at this point
>The Handsome Family - One Way Up
Hope she has a soft spot
>Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Timelord One
Music to fuck to
>Wildest Dreams - Taylor Swift
I'm prepared.
All I have on my phone atm is swans discography and anco discography
>>65696327
This song is my guilty pleasure
>>65696368
you have a 1 in 1000 chance of having the best sex of your life
>>65694526
kek
This is why you guys gotta keep backup albums for girls specifically
Stuff like the 1975, Passion Pit, MGMT, maybe Washed Out
Unless she actually has good taste It'll work out
>>65694216
>she grabs your phone
>implying I would give anyone the opportunity to take or use my phone without my permission
>>65696440
>implying a girl would ever want to touch anything you've touched
>AnCo - Spirit They've Vanished
Well fuck
>Swans - Screenshot
More accessible song of theirs so, maybe
>Weezer - Across the Sea
This would actually work, if she doesn't think I'm a total creep
>My Bloody Valentine - Only Shallow
S c r e w e d
>Sonic Youth - Teenage Riot
Accessible dreampop/indie
>>65696428
lol
I've always some cutesy shit on backup but this is on shuffle
>>65696498
Teenage Riot = Sex
>Overcoming social anxiety: step by step part 4, starts playing
>Can - Spoon
uh
>Beastie Boys - Rhymin & Stealin
Old school hip hop is fairly popular with the ladies.
>Alt-J - Warm Foothills
Mainstream alt rock, so far so good
>Alabama Shakes - I Ain't the Same
Mainstream blues rock, I'm on a roll so far
>Run the Jewels - Love Again
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
>>65696479
>implying I would want inconsiderate normalfags touching my things
>First song is Operation Lifesaver by Madvillain
Kind of fitting
>the rest looks like autistic shit
I'd be most likely fucked, but if I was able to score a date with a girl she would most likely be the opposite of a normal person
>>65696428
switch Washed Out with Toro Y Moi
>>65696498
i got teenage riot as well daaaamnn negro
>plugs phone in
>library starts playing on shuffle
>*door opening* "He asked if I wanted to stop by a mutual friend of ours' house 'cause he wanted to pick up some cocaine..."
>Suicide - Frankie Teardrop
Well, fuck
>>65695514
We're on pretty similar courses.
>Sia - Birg Girls Cry
Inoffensive mainstream pop. Nothing too bad yet.
>Banks - Alibi
Inoffensive R&Bish indie pop. And now I don't just listen to top 40.
>Ghostface Killah - Emergency Procedure
Sure not the best track for the ladies but Wutang can't lose me too many points.
>Mika - Stuck in the Middle
More inoffensive mainstream pop but shows my nostalgic side. I'm in.
>Moodie Black - White Buffalo
And I'm out.
>>65694216
She's either gonna fall asleep beside me or be mad jelly some other qt girls are whispering sweet nothings into my ears...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcCtVaAhhUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORxthE8KkDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xa0t-DkzwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEX11bB1qz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52hQ0n7ctbg
This is all I listen to on my phone. My desktop PC is where I listen to music while I'm working.
>9 minute Boris song that's mostly just feedback
>>65696706
why the fuck would you have Buyer's Market on your phone
would make sure prior to the date, I have strictly Courtney Barnett, Beach House, Mitski etc. on my phone to have a conversation and pretend I enjoy the music she does.
>Donald Byrd- Clarion Calls
Would most likely be just confused at the fact I like jazz
>Wndrwll by Neil Cicierega
Either go really well or really badly
>David Bowie - Song For Bob Dylan
In my first date with my current girlfriend i put on Hunky Dory, so i think i'm fine.
I hope she likes Bones and SESHOLLOWATERBOYS
>Electric Six - Gay Bar
>oh wow anon 84 songs is a lot of music
>she presses shuffle
>first song comes on
>she gets a weird look on her face
>she hits next
>same look
>she hits next
>same look
>she hits next
>she looks up then back down to my phone
>she hits back and sorts by "Artist"
>she gives me the most annoyed look in the world
>"anon, are you fucking serious?"
>the only music on my phone is The Lonely Island's discography
>
>
>
>mfw
> Daft Punk - Prime Time of your Life
We might be ok senpai
> Animal Collective - My Girls
We're definitely going to be ok senpai
so many >>>>>>s for this
>implying i keep my music on my phone
>implying a girl would put my phone on shuffle without my permission ever
>implying a girl wouldn't see some weird shit on my phone and assume i'm "deep" and "intellectual", which has happened before
>implying i give a shit what women think about my music
like if a girl sees death grips on your phone just say "yeah it's an experimental hip hop noise band (make it seem obscure) and she'll be impressed as fuck
you guys are spergs
>Hideki Naganuma - Sneakman (Tornonto Mix)
Jap DnB from JSRF, not off to a good start unless shes skater af
>Justice - D.A.N.C.E.
Better, probably asks me if this is Daft Punk though and I'll be slightly annoyed.
>Baroness - Morningstar
Not the worst track to get someone into Baroness with, if she doesn't dig stuff harder than 90's alt rock it won't go so well, especially with the iffy production.
>BMSR - Sun Lips
No grey area, either "what the fuck, anon" or "this is beautiful, anon"
Wavves - Nodding Off
>didnt they have a song in gta? this isnt as good but i can dig it
>>65697117
Bitches dig the panda
Women don't give a fuck about "taste" they just want to feel good - if your taste makes them feel good then use it
If they listen to Beach House then you can say you're into it and it adds some emotional depth and vibes that can be positive
What really matters is just knowing what the fuck you're doing in general or else you're gonna be fucked and she's not going to think you're alpha and worth her time
She has to have the illusion - or reality - that you're one of the "alpha" men on some level
Which you can create or live in many different ways, it's up to you
But christ, making women the center of your world sounds so horrible. They really are pathetically trivial creatures in general.
At the same time, you can learn so much from them... honestly it just is something I don't know how to solve, an endless mystery almost
All I know is better to be alpha than a cuck, at the same time though if you get too attached to being alpha, you lose your sense of self and your existence
It's just generally really frustrating and confusing to me with the end result being the sense that I'm literally incapable of relating to or respecting women on any level
I literally just see them as sort of like mentally handicapped children - all of them
I can't respect them
I mean these words completely and it's really upsetting and frustrating
t b h i'm laughing at all of this inoffensive music that you pretend is edgy and too complex/obscure/difficult for girls to understand. get a fucking grip you losers
>>65697282
You realize this is by the standards of 20ish year old females?
Tame Impala - Apocalypse Dreams
Wipers - Let's Go Let's Go Away
Jew Order - Angel Dust
Pink Floyd - A Pillow of Winds
Slint - Darlene
R.E.M. - Exhuming McCarthy
Röyksopp - So Easy
The Doors - Summer's Almost Gone
Beck - Guess I'm Doing Fine
The Smiths - Rubber Ring
How would I do, /mu/?
>>65697321
im a 21-year-old female. point is we're not all carbon copies of one another
I don't have any music on my phone
>Mobb Deep- First step prelude
Interesting opener
>The Pillows- Fool on the Planet
Not the worst weeb shit that could pop up
>Kid Cudi- MANIAC
Safe artist, odd track
>Radiohead- No Surprises
Far better than I thought I'd do
>>65697511
don't tell them, senpai
>Radiohead
>Crack the Sky
>Xhol Caravan
>The Kinks
>Michael Friedman
I'll be fine
Super Junior - Storm
she'll probably think I'm gay...
>>65697250
How about just treat them like people?
>>65697511
>im a 21-year-old female. point is we're not all carbon copies of one another
You're a diamond then, famicom. There are more cookie-cutter carbon copies than there are unique grils. Otherwise we wouldn't be complaining about them here.
>only album on my phone is Buyer's Market
>>65697282
I mean, I thought it was implied that we were talking about how some songs would sound pretty weird for a date who's into mostly normal stuff
>Death in June-But, what ends when the symbols shatter
>MBV-Sometimes
>Have a nice life-earthmover
>migos-chirpin
>kanye west-so appalled
I think that's juuuuuusssssst passable
>>65697885
Sometimes will get you laid. That's the ultimate sex song
>>65697250 (You)
>>65697051
This had me gasping for air. Top post my friend. Top post.
>Neat Beats - Turning on the Large Hadron Collider
Chill sample based instrumental hip hop, pretty good
>Matt Elliott - C.F. Bundy
Pretty long winded and has some pretty dissonant parts. Might think im suicidal
>The Dissmemberment Plan - What do You Want Me to Say
Pretty safe with this one i think
>Parliament - Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication
Either we are fucking right then and there or she gets bored and wants to turn it off and leave
>>65696498
I actually had MBV come up during a first date and went to town after we got back. She was fairly patrish tho, mileage may vary.
>>65697250
I'm worried about you, anon
>>65697701
I feel like girls might know more about other girls' uniqueness or lack of it than 4chan males
>>65697946
this. any girl who's even slightly into alternative rock and has smoked weed before will fuck your heart out to mbv
>>65697250
wew lad
if she presses shuffle I kick her out of the car
>>65697495
Rubber Ring is GOAT
>Eazy-E - Nutz On Ya Chin
I am 19, going to a small private college in a rural setting for history, and white as a motherfucker and there is no excuse for me to have this on my phone. Literally no idea how any girl would react to this development. 50/50 whether I am fucking set or utterly destroyed. I let the song play through and continue. Double or nothing.
>Dead Boys - Tell Me
Just edgy enough to earn me some points.
>Happy End - Aiueo
Unexplainable. Utterly zero defense for having this song on my phone. It is 30 seconds of a Japanese man singing the Japanese syllabic sounds to a melody with an acoustic guitar. She is absolutely bewildered.
>The Smiths - Bigmouth Strikes Again
Nevermind, I'm good.
>T. Rex - Solid Baby
I sing along confidently and she has a good time with it even though she doesn't know it. Very good feel-good song.
>Pink Floyd - High Hopes
I skip it myself because I hate the fucking Division Bell.
>Can - Hunters and Collectors
Fuck.
>Elton John - Country Comfort (Demo)
She probably doesn't hate it. Most people can appreciate the occasional piano and voice ballad.
>Minutemen - This Ain't No Picnic
If she can make it past the intro it's probably fine. I could play it off as a novelty or kind of a joke and it's not that bad.
>Mike Lane - Playing It Dead
Literally perfectly fine.
>The Human League - Life Kills
Fucked. Destroyed.
>John Lennon - Ain't That a Shame
Skip.
>The Beatles - You're Going to Lose That Girl
No damage done.
>Bootleg of the curtain call of the original Broadway run of the Rocky Horror Show
Drive off a cliff because there is no fucking going back
>Black Sabbath - Lord of This World
Nevermind, we're good. Oh, look, we're there.
>>65694216
I don't have music on my phone.
>NMH-Ghost
Fantastic start
>Agalloch-The Missshapen Steed
Eh, I'd skip it regardless
>King Crimson-Moonchild
Up until the improv starts we're good
>Avenged Sevenfold-Second Heartbeat
I'd skip it anyways, only keep it around for my buttrock friends.
>Ulver-Capitel IV: een Stemme locker
Close one, one of the few acoustic tracks on that album.
Mastodon-Divinations
She's figured out I like metal by now
>Death Grips-I want it I need it
Well, we're done here.
>>65698360
>implying I Want It I Need It won't give her a volcano pussy
>>65694216
>Nick Drake - Which Will
Pretty good
>Ween - Spinal Meningitis
Would be kinda weird to play on a date, especially those lyrics lmao, but an alright song.
>Aphrodite's Child - 666
Very weird song out of context
>Moondog - Cuplet
Um
>The Residents - The Angry Angakok
Oh god.
>The Mothers of Invention - Weasels Ripped My Flesh
UM
>Swans - Another You
OH GOD
stopped there. Fuck my phone man.
>>65697701
How many girls have you all met though? 1000? 100? even 20? Not even trying to come at you like that, I'm just saying.
Hope she thinks Public Castration is a Good Idea
ABC Cafe/ Red and Black- Les Miserables OST
>fuck
A friends 20 minute Trap mix
>maybe she'll be into it
Like Yeah- Tech N9ne
<if she enjoyed Les Miserable, I'm fucked. If she like the trap mix, I'm probably good.
Rebrith- BTNH
>Not bad
Girl Talk- Entire All Day album
>I think I might be good
>date
>Arcade Fire - In the Backseat
>The Cramps - Zombie Dance
>Minor Threat - 12XU
>Beauty Pill - Drive Down the Cost
>Joni Mitchell - Little Green
>Fiona Apple - Get Him Back
>Higher Sense - Cold Fresh Air
>Jorge Ben - Xica da Silva
>Squeeze - Another Nail in my Heart
>Ned Doheny - Guess Who's Looking For Love Again
Not bad tbqh
>>65694216
>Tim Bucley - Aren't you the Girl?
then I steal her purse and push her out of my moving vehicle
>>65698617
How many girls have I met??? Shit idk... At least 100
>bloodhound by foxing
I'm deep and sensitive, but not mainstream coachella indie, off to a great start
>Youth & poverty by funeral party
Still going strong
>Sunny place/shady people by btmi!
I'm now a meme
>Waiting for black metal records by have a nice life
I'm also now scary and creepy
>Forest gospel by anco
Better luck next time team
Well, we definitely aren't fucking, but if she has good taste we'll have a good time.
>The xx - Intro
pretty good, this is very accesible
>Foo Fighters - Bridge Burning
this is probably one of the worst foo
fighters songs for this situation
>The xx - Heart Skipped a Beat
same as Intro, this is very good
>LCD Soundsystem - Movement
not sure how i feel about this one, it's probably not going to work
>Nirvana - All Apologies
everyone knows this one, i'll be okay
>Blur - Ong Ong
it's an inoffensive pop song, works great
>Arctic Monkeys - One for the Road
this is basically perfect
>>65697045
YOU
>ScHoolboy Q - How We Feeling
If she's into rap this would work but if she isnt this is not probably the place to start
>Gryphon - Opening Move
I mean, she probably be weirded the fuck out, not that disastrous tho
>Swans - Out
Very uncomfortable car ride
>Micheal Gira - Oxygen (Original Version/Demo)
fucked
>Cruel Summer - Bliss
Inoffensive i guess although a little cheesy,
> Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd
Prolly good here, who doesn't like Pink?
> One of These Nights - The Eagles
Eagles p mainstream but my tastes are clearly dated
> Listen Like Thieves - INXS
Oh no
She found out I'm a dad
I'm fucked, depending on her attraction toward dads
>>65699235
a lot of girls seem to have dad fetishes lately so you might be fine
>>65697250
Not sure if copypasta or a guy legitmately venting.
If legit, stop thinking of people as generalizations, especially the stuff about women. "Alpha", "cuck", "beta" etc. are just anonymous memers on 4chan trying to shit talk other memers. Once you stop giving a fuck the world becomes a brighter place m8.
1st: Space Lion - Cowboy Bebop OST
>If she doesn't like Cowboy Bebop then she doesn't deserve me.
2nd: Besos - Milo
>Pretty fun, psuedointellectual rap. I bet most people would like it.
3rd:Looking for Quiet Seeds
>I love it, but it's definitely acquired. Fuck...
2 out of 3. I think I'm decently safe.
>>65699251
Nah that's a pasta, I've seen it before
as long as deafheaven, have heart, the power rangers soundtrack, odd future, SNSD, or johnny cash doesn't come on, i'm good
>Bloc Party - Helicopter
Probably okay, lots of women enjoy trendy post-punk revival shit.
>Beach Boys - Our Prayer
Would probably be okay once I explain its just an intro track, also Beach Boys aren't too out there.
>Xiu Xiu - Sad Redux-O-Grapher
The questions begin.
>Wesley Willis - Suck an Ibex's Bootyhole
I immediately kill myself and let the car swerve headlong into a ditch.
>Perturbator - Cult of 2112
And I'm done.
>>65699349
It's ok. I still love you.
Lets have a go.
>Silvio Rodriguez - Al Final De Este Viaje En La Vida
Interesting start. I do tend to like hispanic chicks so maybe this could work towards my advantage? Assuming she's sympathetic towards Cuban communists...
>The Beach Boys - Our Prayer
Nothing crazy there. Could help find out if she' a true Beach Boys patrician.
>Car Seat Headrest - 1937 State Park
>mfw she starts calling me Will and tells me to stop shilling my shit.
>Home Alone 2 - Thanksgiving
Okay this is the first one that could cause some trouble. Bit early to whip out the depressive north western lo fi shit.
>Drive Like Jehu - Super Unison
Fuck.
Well at least we started off well.
>Taste by Anco
>Thirteen by The Antlers
>No Love by Death Grips
>Valentine (Please) by My Bloody Valentine
>The Headmaster Ritual by The Smiths
im fucked
>Babymetal - Gimme Choco
Might be okay
>>65699490
Keep telling yourself that :^)
>>65699518
Happened once already
>>65694216
>Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash
Normie shit
>Spanish Bombs by The Clash
not too bad
>Fury of Chonburi by The Libertines
don't like it but eh
>So What'cha Want? by The Beastie Boys
shitty but normie enough
>Armenia by Einsturzende Neubaten
yep, I'm fucked
all of them are pretty shitty though
>>65694216
No more dates cause all I listen to is lolicore
>>65694216
>melt banana
aaand she's gone
>Better Man - Leon Bridges
Great soul music that really anyone can listen to. I'll probably belt it out as it plays.Great start.
>Sick Visuals - Sick Sad World
Shit.
>The Mollusk - Ween
Well I fucking love this song and I'll probably sing it like an asshole regardless if she likes it or not. That song just makes me feel great and she'll have to deal with that.
>I Don't Love - Have A Nice Life
Fuck
>Palaces - King Quartz
A slow tempo vaporwave song with trap elements to it. It's easy enough to listen to for a normie. I could get away with it.
>BONUS ROUND
>Stimulation - Disclosure
Oh shit what a closer. Hopefully she likes to dance.
>>65696814
Not that guy, but I find it interesting to listen to. Definitely something I skip if it comes up while I'm driving around with my girlfriend.
>the entire discography of David Bowie, Death Grips, Beatles and Nightwish
>29 game soundtracks
>mfw
>gavin bryars
moody dulls to a melancholy calm
>peggy lee
time to le jazz it up
>mac de macoo
basic bitch bonanza
>Fall of Troy - Mouths Like Sidewinder Whistles
Meh. At least here aren't any harsh vocals on this one.
>Mount Eerie - The Air in the Morning
It would probably bore her to death
>Titus Andronicus - Future Part IV
Eh
Mac Miller - The Festival
This is fine
>Have a Nice Life - Unholy Life
Fuck
>>65695514
> le death grips are so obscure and patrician for a normie's taste....
>Mount Maria: Old Gowns
Sad alt country, Sensitive soul type shit
>Aesop Rock: Gun for the whole family
Jarring change of pace, bangs in the whip though
>clipping.: or die
Shit's getting a little scary,
>BONES: Dirt
I'm starting to look like a closeted hood rat. She's concerned I may be dangerous
>Death Grips: The Cage
She knows I'm dangerous
>Minus the bear: Let's play guitar in a 5 guitar band
Things have calmed down and it's looking better
>BONES:YouCanTellAlotAboutAManByTheCollarOfHisShirt
Oh God it's trashy again.
If she is into hip-hop I could be ok.
>>65699955
i mean, they still kind of are despite being relatively internet famous at this point. most people have never been on /mu/ you know
>>65697250
W E W
E
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>>65697051
Solid kek
>Jelly Roll Morton - Smoke-House Blues
I'll probably seem really well educated in music for this. I played this album for a girl once and she really digged it
>Justice - Valentine
This album really hasn't aged well now that I think about it. At least this song is kinda cute
>Ravel - Menuet Sur Le Nom De Haydn
Skip
>Sufjan Stevens - Drawn to the Blood
Too fucking sad, but I'll probably seem like a real sensitive dude, which might work
>Elephant Gym - 堅固耐用的梯子
At least it's not super weeb, but still not easy to explain Taiwanese math rock to plebs.
could be worse I guess
>>65699335
>that transition from xiu xiu to wesley Willis after a somewhat decent start
Hot damn my man
Well prepared to kill myself in this situation. There's like a 1/75 chance I get something maybe acceptable
>Blank Banshee - Java Clouds /somejapsybols
fast skip on this one
>A.Paak - The Dreamer
nice, this is a good roll
>Death Grip - Eh
lel this is insta skip and weird looks.
>Kanye - Dark Fantasy
another good roll
i think i'll be ok
>>65697250
>Not preparing your playlist beforehand
How invested were you in this date, really?
>Agoraphobic Nosebleed. - Hang the Pope
>Zeni Geva - Stigma
>Heimdall's Wacht - Unter Dem Banner der Weissen Hand
>Ikue Mori - The Moon's Inner Vision
>Dodheimsgard - Sonar Bliss
Please don't leave
>Carly Rae Jepsen - Emotion
Nice, good start.
>Carpenter Brut - Turbo Killer
And I stay a virgin.
>>65694216
>Hello everyone. Nice to meet you. We are Midori
>Just Got Back From the Discomfort-We're Alright
>Masked Dancers: Concern in So Many Things You Forget Where You Are
>MC Totally Rad and DJ Fuck Are Fucknrad
>Other Aspects
>Vulnicura
ill be fine
>David Bowie - Moonage Daydream
I'm good
>Smashing Pumpkins - Tear
Eh, maybe?
There is no music on my phone so I'm golden senpai
>>65694216
I use an acient samsung that doesn't even support wav
>>65694216
>implying I keep music on my phone
got a song by the xx
then sigur ros
then boards of canada
then talk talk
then slowdive
then mbv
then avalanches
im getting laid boys
>We're Going To Be Friends - White Stripes
Well shit if that isn't a sign...
>It All Began With A Burst - Kishi Bishi
The bass in this song is good enough to hook a normie if need be.
>Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles
Shit now I'm all sensitive and shit. Nice.
>Blow My Top - King Khan and BBQ Show
This is one of my favorite bands so we are listening to this anyway. If she can't appreciate this, she's getting shoved out.
>Shower Shoe Lords - Westside Gunn
Shit bangs in the whip, but I don't think she'll probably like it...
>Stoned and Starving - Parquet Courts
At the end, when it's just a whole minute of high pitched feedback, I'll look over and see a look of disappointment.
>Andrew Bird - Hover II
Pleasant, wouldn't be put off by this
>RTJ - Angel Duster
still fine, good beat
>Fleet Foxes - Sun It Rises
Classic
>Muddy Waters - I Am the Blues
Can't object to this surely
>King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Head On/Pill
Eh. This might be a bit problematic. Probably ends here, when he starts singing
>>65694569
>2%
hahahahaha
>>65700618
Hahaha I fucking love parquet courts but I hate the fucking feedback ending.
First 6 songs:
Bob Dylan - John Wesley Harding
eh, maybe she'll like it.
Crass- General Bacardi
"Why do they sound so angry?"
Billie Holiday - Easy Living
Billie has a real pretty voice and I haven't met a person who dislikes her.
Bad Brains - Right Brigade
"anon, turn that off please."
Johnny Cash - Give My Love To Rose
Everyone likes Johnny Cash.
Jimmie Rodgers - Memphis Yodel
bye bye girlie
>Suis la Lune - My Mind Is a Birdcage
okay it's post-rock I'm good for a few minutes. Probably skips before the screamy part.
>Operation Ivy - Healthy Body
>Age Sixteen - Two Seconds
anon why does all your music sound like shit
>Lye by Mistake - Aboriginal Negatives
probably done by now
>>65694216
starts playing the beep test
I feel like it could go either really well or really badly. I could be lucky and have some twee come up or it's some industrial track that dooms me.
melt-banana - spider snipe
>good opener
the human fly - primitive ways
>maybe too much of a downer
love - old man
>this is cool w/ her prob
nmh - two-headed boy pt 2
>still good
cpt beefheart - mirror man
>danger zone
death grips - blood creepin
>and shes gone
>King Crimson - Lament
should be fine
>Kate Bush - Don't Push Your Foot on the Heartbreak
i'm fine
>Full Of Hell & Merzbow - Raise Thee, Great Wall, Bloodied And Terrible
fuck
>>65699321
Must be nice being such a plen
>>65694216
>date
;_;
>>65700704
Best outcome
IM TOTALLY WIREEEEEEEEEEEEEED
looks like im getting laid desu
>>65694789
kek at the file name
>>65694216
>shuffle
>no love deep web
How fucked am i senpai
>>65700849
>plen
>tripfaggotry
>Aerodynamic-Daft Punk
Pretty normie. Could be worse.
>One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21
Flaming Lips are pretty chill. Should be fine?
>Spike in a rail- Bastion soundtrack
Ehhh.
>Lungs- CHVRCHES
They're not too obscure, she might have heard of them. Or just enjoy chill music.
You Are- Pearl Jam
Perfect test. If she complains I'm throwing her out of the car.
Dachau Blues- Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
I'm throwing myself out of the car.
>Palms Trax - Equation
>Algernon Cadwallader - Casual discussion done between two temples
>The Arrogant sons of bitches - I Must Be A Proctologist Because All I Do Is Deal With Assholes
>The Microphones - I'm Getting Cold
fun music overalls, though i wouldn't be seen dead on a date with a girl, n-no homo
>>65694523
Gerogerigegege?
>Little Fishes - Brian Eno
nice little ambient interlude, should be fine.
>Bodies - Smashing Pumkins
"Love is suiciiiiide" uuh maybe not so good.
>Love To Love You - Caravan
Fucking perfect feel good upbeat tune
>Stop Your Sobbing - The Kinks
"Omg i love the beatles!!!"
>>65700953
Yes those are both things that are observable.
Anyway, is it an easy life being a ploob?
Ok, my first three
>the smiths - headmaster ritual
>joy division - disorder
>GZA - living in the world today
Not bad, high likelihood of second date
lands on
Death Grips - Bottomless Pit
Spend the next hour listening to how the patriarchy is destroying humanity
wait, so she grabs my phone out of my hand without asking?
on the first fucking date?
what kind of person thinks this is acceptable
>jesu & sun kil moon - father's day
>sun kil moon - lily and parrots
>cisfinitum - cf 01
'anon this is too much'
>Boris - Flood
>>65694216
I don't have any music on my phone anyway.
>not using a dedicated music player
>Wilco - Reservations
Off to a good start, might be a bit long for a normie but chicks can dig Wilco.
>Death Grips - Eh
"She looks at me and sighs with disappointment"
>Swans - How They Suffer
There's no recovery from this.
>Radiohead - Exit Music
A bit of a checkpoint but she's not forgetting those last two songs.
>Talk Talk - Desire
Nice song but I don't think there'll be a second date.
>>65702254
>year 2016
>Pixies - Mr Grieves
Everybody likes Doolittle, so this is okay
>The Yardbirds - Still I'm Sad
This is pretty much The Lion Sleeps Tonight, if I make a joke about it, things will be pretty good.
>Another Sunny Day - Rio
I'm not actually that familiar with this song. At least it's not "You Should All Be Murdered"
>Dinosaur Jr - Sludgefeast
Now things are looking kinda bad for the date. More loud and distorted than anything up to this point, starts with a feedback screech.
>Sagittarius - My World Fell Down
Everybody loves Beach Boy style harmonies
>The Beach Boys - Shut Down
Everybody loves early Beach Boys
i think i'm fine
>>65702238
same...
>>65700141
"Instanst Crush"
how do you do this
>Stars of the Lid - A Love Song for Cubs pt. 1
She'll fall asleep lmao
> Sun Araw - Holodeck Blues
Not the best roll
>The Microphones - After N. Young
Melancholy and sentimental but a good roll
>Aphex Twin - Goon Gumpas
"Lmao why are we listening to the Mario soundtrack?"
>Aphex Twin - Fingerbib
Lol again, potentially more passable than Goon Gumpas though
>Grandaddy - Chartsengrafs
Not a bad closer
>Strange Ways - Madvillain
>All of My Friends - LCD Soundsystem
>Bryn - Vampire Weekend
>Drifts - After the Burial
>Easily - Grimes
>Follow You - Chvrches
>Everything is Fair - Tribe Called Quest
>Babopbye Ya - Janelle Monae
>Phantom Bride - Deftones
>Happy House - Ghost Bath
How fucked, guise?
>>65694216
>first date
>straight people
>going on dates before you've fucked a couple of time
>date
fuck, dude.
>MF DOOM - Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate
>>65694216
>Sufjan Stevens - Year of Our Lord
I guess he thinks I'm Christian now
>Atari Teenage Riot - No Remorse (Live in New York 1999)
fuck
>Yuzo Koshiro - Never Return Alive
now I'm hoping he doesn't think I'm an autist for listening to chiptune
>Autechre - pce freeze 2.8i
and now I'm hoping he doesn't think I'm an autist in general
overall, potentially not very good
>>65694216
>tried shuffling my "normie friendly" playlist
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLg83QMmlGs this came on
Would be interesting to see a female's reaction for sure
>Sly & the Family Stone - Don't Call Me Nigger, Whitey
well, 10 seconds in and i'm fucked
>Sometimes When It Hurts Bad Enough It Feels Like This - Panda Bear
Alright, already screwed from the get-go.
>Up My Sleeves - Death Grips
Not this one either...
>Mondscheinsonate (Op. 27) - Ludwig van Beethoven
I may have the worst luck.
>>65694216
>Gwely Mernans - Aphex Twin
>Sunshower - Summer Connection
>Vashti Bunyan - Holy Smoke
>Karp - J is for Genius
>Aphrodite's Child - Aegean Sea
>Hiromi - Key Talk
>椎名林檎 - やっつけ仕事
>The Who - The Real Me
>ミドリ - ひみつの2人
>World's End Girlfriend - 誕生日抵抗日
>Mkwaju Ensemble - Shak Shak
I'll be fine, r-right?
>>65694216
>Starts listening to my Rush playlist as it's always on
>She instantly recognises my patrician taste in music
Pretty good
>>65694216
Pretty fucked
>Captain Beefheart - Ashtray Heart
this is actually sort of tonal and punky so maybe not so bad
>Pink Floyd - Astronomy Domine (studio)
It's fine, Pink Floyd is loved worldwide
>Pink Floyd - Astronomy Domine (live)
Might get bored
>Supertramp
A radio song. She'll like or love it
>Howard Shore - At the Sign of the Prancing Pony
She'll either think I'm a cute "nerd" or an autist
>Super Mario World Soundtrack - Athletic
i'm an autist, date is blown
>The Black Keys - In Time
maybe date is saved, cool normie alt rock song
>>65703177
It was Supertramp - Asylum
>>65702962
what a strange track...it grew on me like crazy though.
>>65702921
holy kek
>>65703141
>throbbing gristle
makes every girl wet
Could go either way
>>65703119
>"Don't sit on the plexi-glass tooi-let..."
Yeah, sure.
>>65694216
>music on my phone
what kind of a creep do you think i am?
>>65696411
And 999 out of 1000 you'll be jerking off
>FKA twigs - In Time
here come dat boi
>>65697885
she'll ask you to hum earthmover to her after sex anon
>>65703201
Glad you liked it.
>Nirvana - Something in the Way
nirvana is normie enough i think
>Husker Du - Terms of Psychic Warfare
guitars are a bit distorted, but it should be fine
>Diana Ross - Touch Me in the Morning
i have literally never heard this song but how can you hate diana ross
>The Beatles - This Boy
every normie loves the beatles
>The Smiths - Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
cute indie girls love the smiths
>The Dukes of Stratosphear - Vanishing Girl
i associate this song with a specific girl so that could be a problem, song is poppy enough to be enjoyed by most people though
>R.E.M. - You Are The Everything
this is a comfy song, we're good here
>Pavement - Summer Babe (Winter Version)
"anon, you like weird music"
>Talulah Gosh - Steaming Train
she'll probably comment on amelia fletcher's voice, but i think we're fine
>Velvet Crush - Walking Out on Love
i don't actually know anything about this song, but despite the distorted guitars i think she could enjoy it
>>65700263
this desu senpaitachi
id pray for no super sad stuff like most of sufjan, microphones, bright eyes, nothing that outs me an as autist like björk, krautrock, death grips, nmh. but it would probably still not go well.
>>65703465
NMH is pretty normal though.
>>65694216
>Butthole surfers
>>65703384
i think you'd be more fucked than you think.
>>65703098
i think you'd be fucked even if the girl is a weeb
>>65700824
you really think art pop from the 80s is fine?
>tomppabeats- Lovefiction
It's calm music, only last about a minute, and it's pretty easy to listen to. Not bad
>Pink Floyd-Speak to Me/Breathe
You can't hate Pink Floyd. She would probably be wondering why nothing is playing for the first few seconds and try to change songs.
>Kanye West- So Appalled
Pshh
>Eclipse- Pink Floyd
More Pink Floyd? Good. At least it's not shit where I have to explain myself
Bretty gud, but I probably still wont get laid, more because of myself rather than my music
>>65694569
maybe she needs a life though
knowing my luck something like this will start playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4TmBf_cVLo
>>65697250
get therapy brother x
>>65703734
yeah probably
but it wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been
>>65702461
it's all normie reddit stuff - so you sould be fine
>Talking Heads - The Great Curve
alright, good start, good jam
>Slint - Ron
still decent, good riff
>Boredoms - Super You
uh oh
>Nick Cave - Deanna
maybe if she doesn't listen to the lyrics?
>cLOUDDEAD - JimmyBreeze Pt. 1
yeah i'm out
Shit like OF that I skate to with lyrics about rape, that fucking Christian vaporwave record you guys made, and chance the rapper. I try to keep normie shit but if it shuffles to EPAR I'm fucked
>Unwound - Demons Sing Love Songs
>Crystal Castles - Tell Me What To Swallow
>The National - Brainy
>A Sunny Day In Glasgow - West Philly Vocoder
>Four Tet - Ba Teaches Yoga
I'm fine
>>65694216
I have no music on my phone so I'm good.
>>65697250
Holy shit m800
W E W
E
W
>>65703734
but what if she's a sophisticated weeb?
>Dennis Wilson - Tug of Love
Not bad- might even be endearing
>J Dilla - Donuts (Outro)
Not long enough to leave a real impact
>1999 Kiss Me Kate Cast - So In Love
Oh fuck the jig is up. I don't even like this song but I had it saved because I was in this musical. If this is a gay date then I'll probably do alright
>Washed Out - It All Feels Right
Okay, I'm good now. It's hard not to like this song
>My Morning Jacket - Believe (Nobody Knows)
Damn another inoffensive banger tyb Spotify
>Anton Webern - 4 Lieder für Sopran und Kammerorchester, Op.13: I. Wiese im Park
Goodbye cruel world
>tfw all I have on my phone is Joanna Newsom and Vampire Weekend
I'm getting so laid
>>65694216
I only use spotify, how does she choose what playlist she puts on? This is important
Got "yesterday" by The Beatles, looks like I am having sex tonight.
got carbon based lifeforms so thats either a wow this is cool or a is this really music
Let's see.
>Julianna Barwick - Wist
Not a great start. I mean, it's a pretty song but maybe too slow and ethereal for a date.
>David Bowie - Kooks
Better.
>Waxahatchee - Swan Dive
Rolling now, let's keep it going.
>Bob Dylan - Went to See the Gypsy
That's a slur, she's offended about to storm out, need to stick the landing.
Miles Davis - The Theme
She's gone.
>>65694216
date over the second she knows I love goregrind
>Machinedrum - Carry That Weight (Bok Bok Remix)
Slightly weird electronic music, not a great start
>Antwon - Laugh Now
Unfriendly hip-hop, still not going well
>Flying Lotus - Turtles
Getting better
Rich Homie Quan - Type Of Way
Could go either way
Roy Davis Jr. - Gabriel
Can't not like this song
>Majin Vegeta Theme - Bruce Faulconer
>Street Dreams - Nas
>Barry Bonds - Kanye West
>Wanna Be A Baller - Lil Troy
>Spaceship - Kanye West
>Hovi Baby - Kendrick Lamar
>Coldest Winter - Kanye West
>I'll Fly Away - Kanye West
>The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
>Volbeat - Still Counting
I have over 2500 songs on my Ipod and this shit pops up?
>Radiohead - Sail To The Moon
Eh, she's probably going to like it.
>Lifelover - Luguber Framtid
Aaaand I'm fucked.
>The Black Keys - Thickfreakness
Well fuck.
>Drake - Hold On, We're Going Home
"I'm not a simp tho"
>Death Grips - Billy Not Really
It can go both ways. I'll make some subtle sexual jokes in the chorus
>Catfish and the Bottlemen - 7
Middle of the road, idk how a girl would react
>Arctic Monkeys - Snap Out of It
Well, it can be saved
about a 45% chance of me playing okay music
the rest is going to be listening to weird shit and me saying i dont bump this
>having your phone out on a first date
have some respect for other people
>dating a woman
have some respect for yourself
>Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart
>Sonic Youth - Total Trash
>Glenn Branca - The Ascension
>The Doors - Light My Fire
>Led Rallizes Denudes - The Last One
How fucked am I?
>Femme Fatale - Perturbator
She might think it's boring but not too bad.
>qnG from the E.Y.E. soundtrack
I hope she's into atmospheric or she's getting weirded out now
>Kill Yourself - Pink Guy (Filthy Frank)
welp
>>65704781
If you pose yourself as a "le wrong generation" guy, and you're with a "le wrong generation" normie girl, you might have a chance
>kpop
her panties will be dripping wet
>>65704788
>qnG from the E.Y.E. soundtrack
>Kill Yourself - Pink Guy
wew
>daft punk - Aerodynamic
fuck yes mood set
>Wavves - mickey mouse
blunts lit
>Jack J - Thirstin'
deal sealed
>Beatles - Run For Your Life
shit
>Capt. Murphy - Gone Fishing
Eh would be alright
>Death Grips - The Powers That B
Have lots of time to next it but nah I'd be fucked
>Kruder & Dorfmeister - Boogie Woogie
It's a chill song, don't see it being disliked
>Alice In Chains - Rain When I Die
Yeah fucked
>Bone Awl - The Great Violence
Most likely a no
2/5 is pretty shit, but I've never given a fuck about shit I enjoy so it's not an issue for me
>>65704768
kek
>Galaxie 500 - Blue Thunder
Beautiful comfy song and not too offensive, I think I'm ok.
>Rapeman - Monobrow
sheet
>REM - West of the Fields
>The Beach Boys - You Still Believe in Me
>My Bloody Valentine - What You Want
>The Byrds - You Won't Have to Cry
>The Velvet Underground - Wordless
>Carly Rae Jepsen - Your Type
>The Velvet Underground - Who Loves The Sun
>Pylon - Working is No Problem
>Man or Astro-Man? - You Can't Get Good Riblets in Space
>The Beach Boys - With Me Tonight
if she's a normie this is over as soon as mbv starts
if she's a patrician this is over as soon as she finds out wordless is from squeeze
>>65705039
actually if she's a normie it's probably over with west of the fields
Quasimoto - Broad Factor
Dr. Octagon - Technical Difficulties
Tyree - I Am
Blawan - Fram
Coki - The End
Underground Resistance - Big Stone Lake
Cokie - Triple Six
The Smiths - How Soon Is Now?
R.I.P. Productions - Deep Inspiration
Kendrick Lamar - Institutionalized
maybe i would be ok
>FaltyDL - Dionysos
Safe UK garage. Ok
>Bjork - I Miss You
As long as she doesn't think I'm gay at this point, I think that's 2/2.
>Kanye West - The Glory
Make that 3/3. Thank god it wasn't anything off Yeezus
>Kanye West - Freestyle 4
Ok now I look a gay Kanye Stan
>Masashi Hamazu- Besaid
A great feel good track
Eh, that wasn't so bad.
>>65698722
>>Higher Sense - Cold Fresh Air
i would fuck you
>Hozier -To Be Alone
>AnCo - Brothersport
>Zeppelin - Kashmir
>Cat Stevens - Lady D'Arbanville
>AnCo - Bluish
>Madeon - Technicolor
>Weezer - California Kids
>Coldplay - The Scientist
>RHCP - By The Way
I'm probably out at bluish or technicolor at this point, maybe back in at coldplay.
>>65694216
This actually almost happened to me freshman year in high school. I was sorta into metal at the time and I had some vulgar ass Cannibal Corpse songs which would have been the first song she saw and I almost shit myself.
>>65694216
>tfw she discovers your 3,000 tracks of Tuvan throat singing
>>65696526
>mfw
The most pleb 4 songs I've ever seen in my life hahahahaha sort your shit out dude
>>65705231
>tfw you discover she has 3,000 tracks of Tuvan throat singing
>>65697986
Neat Beats is guaranteed to be a good one.
New phone. I'd probably live
>Cpt Beefheart - Hobo Chang Ba
welp
>The Field - Everyday
not too bad. she might think I'm gay
>The body lovers - untitled
fuck
>telephone Jim Jesus - sometime
abstract instrumental hip hop, not the best not the worst
>Vladislav Delay - osottava
aaaand fucked again
>Cheveu - Herman Choune
weird lo fi pop, yikes
>Okkyung Lee - That undeniable empty feeling
fuck it I have no chance
>>65705101
you can meditate on bassweight together
>Action Bronson - Steve Wynn
>2 Chainz - Wut We Doin
>Gorillaz - Highway (Under Construction)
>Outkast - D.E.E.P
>Flatbush Zombies - Drug Parade
>Deafheaven - Vertigo
lol at you faggots for not keeping your antisocial /mu/ stuff on a separate player in case a situation like this occurs
>>65705336
you're the faggot for having a separate player lel
>MF DOOM - Black Snake Root
if she's a pleb she probably thinks i'm weird for listening to just a beat but it's pretty funky so i'm not doing too badly
>Stars of the Lid - Articulate Silences Part I
i guess i say i listen to it while i sleep? i find that generally works on normies when they find out about my interests in ambient
>YG - My Nigga
firmly back in normie territory but i'm super white so she's looking at me sideways
>Biosphere - Poa Alpina
anon why are you listening to the skyrim soundtrack slowed down?
>Waka Flocka Flame - Smoke, Drank
she's definitely getting mixed messages
>Gustavo Santaolalla - Blackout
she totally thinks i'm weird for listening to a videogame soundtrack but fuck her i like the last of us
>CHVRCHES - Bury It
thank fuck we're back into normie territory
>JJ DOOM - Guv'nor
fuck me why does DOOM keep showing up
>Vampire Weekend - Worship You
okay so conclusion is she thinks i'm mildly autistic but have a bit of a connection to the real world so on balance i'd say there's a semi-decent chance of a second date
So first three are
GY!BE - East Hastings
Natural Snow Buildings - Rain Seranade
Exuma - Seance in the Sixth Fret
So I don't think it'd go well
