Post your favourite album and let others tell you why it's shit
I'll start, tear it apart lads
>>65682275
dude samples am I right! so cool!
>>65682275
>electroswing
>>65682361
beep boop beep
>>65682437
You're just memeing
>>65682361
Boirng
>>65682275
Overhyped Nu disco
>>65682511
good album
>>65682534
>muh sad crescendos
>>65682511
>>65682572
Nag that's bland indie pop trash compared to their older albums
>>65682511
Falls off hard after summertime clothes
that should be easy
>>65682332
marks the exact point where the band ran out of things to say. songs are either corny (looking at you, videotape) or don't really convey anything
>>65682361
no fun allowed "dance music", even electroswing is better than that
>>65682521
undynamic, uncreative
>>65682586
their older albums are wank compared to it
Try this on for size
Hipster faggots detected.
>>65682332
Dude they're so AVANT-GARDE and inventive!
Be gentle
>>65682728
Mainstream trash
>>65682656
Bland indie rock that only gets hyped by feelfags. The singer is a massive manbaby
>>65682728
white trash trash
>>65682728
Overrated metal trash
>>65682728
Generic garbage thrash
>>65682728
2/10 troll
>>65682728
aww baby's first metal
>>65682728
Hipster thrash
>>65682332
Muse tier
>>65682656
Speaking of corny and uncreative
>>65682618
Daily Routine, Bluish, Guys Eyes, Taste, and Brother Sport are all after Summertime Clothes, and are objectively better than Sunmertime Clothes....
>>65682784
>hipster hardcore
>>65682436
lincoln was better asswipe
>>65682679
>thought he married a woman
>married a BIG BLACK BIRD
bestiality much?
>>65682696
annie cuck more like it, strange mercy was better in every way
>>65682728
dadrock of metal desu
>>65682870
edgy
>>65682436
this album's great i can't even say anything bad about it that wouldn't make me look like a hypocrite great taste my good sir
>>65682511
RaNdOm NoIsEs
>>65682530
boobie
>>65682596
see MPP
>>65682696
not even her best album
>>65682870
>ska
manchild still wearing cargo shorts and bowling shirts and hanging around the junior college
>>65682521
I can't fault you, it's perfect
>>65682361
Selected works 2 is so much better.
>>65682534
good but mediocre compared to the rest of Godspeeds stuff
all my friends shit on this enough as it is
>>65682275
>It's music
>>65683042
DON'T
FREAK
THE
DEAK
nothing bad to say about this album, tho, maybe a bit forgettable
>>65683073
way too long on both sides
>>65682995
>Post your favourite album and let others tell you why you're shit
?
>>65682995
ska revival isn't cool you stupid fuck
>>65683164
one of the sides is only 45 minutes
>>65683053
I kind of agree, Skinny fists and F#A# are better but I just find myself going back to Yanqui UXO all the time
>>65682656
>ran out of things to say
True for some of the songs, actually. I'd say they're still pretty decent. And besides, their new album has pretty good lyrics too.
>>65683167
can't handle the bantz
Genuinely curious how anyone could hate this
>>65683116
Part 1 is like Steve Reich without the nuance
>>65683376
literally
>DUDE MILLENNIALISM LMAO!: the album
What is the appeal of doing this?. I don't get it.
>>65683417
i enjoy it because no one has actually replied to mine yet, that means my favorite album is perfect
>>65683338
Cheesy synthpop/dream pop with a lot of fillers.
>>65682324
MBV copycats
Hard mode: no vacuum cleaner jokes
>>65683338
I love HoLV but Fraser doesn't show her stuff as well as their other albums
>>65683364
pretentious voice overs
Nothing better
>>65683452
it's just drone without the good parts of drone and added faggy vocals
>>65683364
They recycled ideas from their previous albums. Their debut is superior.
>>65683338
I can't help you since I have only good things to say about this album
>MFW Nobody's heard my favorite album so I've gotten no replies so far
>>65683077
>watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
>writes an album about it
>>65683487
Congrats for being so hipster elitist that a board full of hipster elitists ignore you.
>>65682748
>bleeep bleep bloop bloop
computers aren't instruments you ignoramus
>>65682728
>muh white trashy heavy metal band
>>65683435
>exmilitary v0.3
>>65683467
>moby dick, but...ANGRY!
>>65682932
it's too perfect
>>65683505
I'd be hipster if I didn't want people hearing the music I like.
>>65683338
it's like enya if you're too cool for enya
>>65683435
ride's yelling sounds awkward, and i think it would be much better for his lyrics to be more intelligible
>>65683467
as far as buttrock goes maybe
>>65682361
It didn't age well, but fans will literally never admit this, because it was revolutionary for it's time
>>65683190
feels longer
>>65682275
it doesn't take any risks and kinda gets stale because of this
>>65682361
aged badly and melodies are pretty uninspiring
>>65682511
it's just pop with reverb, every song sounds too similar as well to be an interesting album
>>65683338
the same thing i feel for all CT's albums is that it sounds deep but i never really get anything out of them, they don't make a lasting impression, i think the music is pretty without a doubt tho
>>65683435
it's really easy to get sick of this album, it's just not very dynamic
>>65683452
the good songs are good, the boring songs are sooooooo boring
hit me guys
Portugal. The Man
>>65682436
annoying voices, they should have stuck to children's music
>>65682511
IT DOESN'T MOVE
>>65682728
>metallica
>>65683338
literally just sold my cd copy of this to a thrift store
>>65683452
focuses too much on a homogeneous sound and the songs suffer as a result
you guys are awful at this what the fuck
>>65683731
>Xtal didn't age well
get the fuck out
>>65683116
Like >>65683364 said Part 1 is boring and uninspired and Part 4 is filler
You basically get half an hour of listenable music over a 70 minute album. Literally any other Boris album does better than that.
I can see how you might enjoy it if you only ever listen to music stoned enough that it barely even registers in your brain though. Or if you're somehow too lazy to listen to Feedbacker or Amplifier Worship
>>65682275
Okay, it's a good album but it's REALLY inconsistent. The opener is AMAZING and so is Frontier Psychatrist. The rest range from good to filler.
>>65685359
God damn it
>>65685359
this is literally perfect though
>>65682932
Should have cut Fancy Pants and Fucked Jam and included Ooh Va La and Mountains and Buffalo.
>tfw we wave goodbye like a reedle-deedle
>>65683338
it's literally the worst cocteau twins album
>>65682511
more than half of the songs suck ass
>>65682521
not their best but gud album
>>65685721
>tim cuckley
>>65682324
basically the weaker aspects of My Bloody Valentine mixed with the weaker aspects of Sonic Youth
>>65682332
only two good songs on it. rest is filler.
>>65682361
was expecting more ambient.
>>65682511
it's almost like the album is purposefully screaming at my face.
>>65682534
only gets good at the end. the rest is just faffing about.
>>65683376
a bit too pretentious at points.
>>65683452
for something that many people consider the pinnacle of shoegaze, I don't really get the appeal. it's just loud guitar with whispering vocals that does nothing dynamic and is a chore to get through.
(I don't hate most of these albums, just flaws I have with them)
>>65683581
It's their best album, but there are better krautrock bands.
>>65682436
>Le quirky band
Jk I love tmbg
>>65682679
Only uses like two chords in the whole album
>>65682275
bring it mufucka
>>65685359
Fuck er... Mingus's hat is stupid
>>65686041
The album blows its load after the first few notes. Nothing else on the album is as perfect as that.
>>65682361
aphex twin is for people with no taste or brain who like to flock to standards in order to appear like they have class
>>65685249
FOUND MY BEST BUD
>>65685359
lol got me there
>>65686025
Literally the only people I've ever known who like Deftones are fat furry trannies who have the audacity to think they're deep
>>65686041
slow and boring
>>65682275
https://mega.nz/#F!z9VjyA7D!wCQux7M8p3QQ3GLFI9EH0w
here is the unreleased version with all the original samples bb
>>65686041
Spirit of Eden is better.
>>65683160
Nobody? Guess I'm reigning champion.
>>65682932
The slower tracks are unbearable after multiple repeat listens.
>>65682977
It's a barenaked ladies album.
>>65685385
Bjork samples are ear rapingly stupid
>>65682728
Not even the best metallica album
>>65682534
Not even the best GYBE album
>>65682511
It sill moves
>>65682870
The title track is good but some songs are forgettable and irritating
>>65683160
>here they come
too many quiet moments that shouldn't be working alone
>>65683376
The only good thing about the album is that the copycats managed to make it worse ( louise attaque for the french connoiseurs )
>>65683435
Mid songs
>>65683452
The pop elements are unconsistent
Even the noisy and textural parts aren't always pertinent
It's still an important album
>>65683467
The kick is undermixed
The main riff of blood and thunder is repeated too much times
Some filler in the second half
>>65683581
Too long
>>65685359
Not even the best Mingus album ( i tried )
>>65685385
Not even the best DG album
>>65685499
>patton
>>65685869
not even the best PN album
>>65686025
not even the best deftones album
>>65686041
Spirit of eden is better
>>65686464
it's shit cause you're a faggot
>>65686591
>too many quiet moments that shouldn't be working alone
Decent criticism, but could you elaborate?
>>65682511
we found out how to make arpeggios the album
>>65682728
literally trash metal
>>65686591
what is wrong with Patton you cumguzzling faggot
>>65686705
Nothing, Phil is perfect.
>>65687528
Frances the Mute is better.
Also the ambient sections don't seem to have as much of a point as Frances.
Hard mode: Don't just say it's shitty pop music.
>>65687053
>not knowing that half of the criticisms in these threads are just random bullshit
Note that most of the reasons to like FNM are also reasons not to
>>65686716
I don't mind calm albums but i wished they would have made more direct or intense tracks like the second half of the first one
>>65687651
although a huge improvement from her self titled, there are many points that demonstrate how far she had to go before becoming an interesting song writer. Many moments reek of immaturity, points where she's trying to convey a difficult and complex idea but does so through the filter of an adolescent girl and as a result lacks the amount of depth and insight necessary to properly convey the idea.
Also, best song comes all the way at the end, what the hell. Had to wait forever for it to come on.
>>65687651
it's shitty pop music
>>65687651
It's mediocre pop music
>>65687806
This is actually a solid critique. The filter of a young girl is one of the things I like though, it makes me nostalgic for when I was tha age.
lets hear it
>>65687990
I don't think anyone can hate this
>>65685049
The asshole album. The musics fine, but it promotes you being an asshole.
I guess its fine if your girlfriend cheats on you and is a bitch with her bitch friends.
Source - was my favorite album like a year ago.
The whole "its not that im evil, its just that i dont like to pretend" is a mindset you adopt when you hate the shit your "friends" out you through.
>>65688128
>when you hate the shit your "friends" out you through.
Not him, but can you word that better?
>>65682932
Not even their best imho tbqh senpai
>>65688232
mistyped, was meant "put you through".
Like when they invite you just to get you drunk and then make fun of you.
Or just spend the whole evening talking about shit where you werent included.
>>65688297
You couldn't be more wrong.
>>65688114
Well no one that hasn't heard their discography leading up to Bossanova that is
>>65683468
only negative thing i have to say is it's my least favorite milo album
>>65682361
>trance
>>65683042
This album is genius. Carry on, anon.
>>65688811
he's dead
>>65685249
aw, i wanna say yus because of elliott smith but i can never decide on which elliott smith album would be my favourite album.. hard choice
>>65688811
Electronic artsy bullshit, Brian Eno should get all credit for this, Bowie barely sings.
>>65689216
Except Bowie still approved everything that went on the album and had a hand in making it. Without Bowie putting this out, Eno would never have made money on an album again.
Nor would we have Aphex Twin, or a large majority of Ambient and electronic.
>>65685384
I think you should give it a few more listens desu. The last four songs are incredible and Frontier Psychiatrist is one of my least favs on the album
>>65688820
senpai pls
>>65685885
All the songs sound the same.
kill me
>>65686705
The only thing I can say against The Glow Pt. 2 is that Mount Eerie is better.
But then again, it's the best album there is in my opinion. So that's not easy to beat.
>>65685885
noise rock for people who don't like noise rock
good album though
I don't have like, one favorite album but I love this one almost every night.
>>65689216
>Someone's singing is their only contribution to the album
Plus you didn't even say its bad
3/10
>>65688297
This. The Mollusk is well above anything else they've done.
>>65688664
It really loses momentum in the back half. Runaway is pretty flabby and the album never recovers its pacing.
>>65689983
Explain to me how it's better than Quebec beyond having fewer slow songs. They're both loose concept albums and Quebec's concept where the songs get continually darker as the album goes on is the significantly better one.
>>65688664
YEEZY REUPHOLSTERED MAH PUSSY
>>65690288
Because the album as a whole is more consistent and Quebec is not a concept album. Also the sea is cool as fuck and I'm biased. Opinions.
>>65689835
simultaneously post hardcore for people who don't like post hardcore and emo for people who think they're too good for emo
>>65690558
is there such a thing as being too influential? this was great but made most pop music trying to imitate really shit for a long time
>>65682511
Great album but I always get so bored during Lion in a Coma and No More Running. Thank god Brother Sport is there to pick things back up but it would be 10/10 without those two tracks.
>>65682275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCsCqWz2blE&index=3&list=PLCx2k3KEkppJLHG0DrNva9gJnckK073RW
>>65683116
this album is literally boring and uninspiring though. hurr durr messing around with a loop pedal for an hour.
I like boris - akuma no uta is god tier, heavy rocks and pink are great too, their album with Sunn (Altar) is amazing as well.
But flood? Not so much.
hi friends.
>>65688297
>>65689983
The "I just listened to Ocean Man!" Starter pack
>>65683509
>>bleeep bleep bloop bloop
you've never heard amon tobin have you
>>65686591
I know huh should've posted KEA
COME UP AND GET ME
>>65691467
noise isn't music you fuck. it also takes zero skill to make and sounds horrible.
>>65691490
make some then :^)
>>65691500
just stick you dick in a blender and turn it on high
>>65691467
Well firstly KHHZZKHHHZZZHIIIIIIKKKKTTTKZZHHHIITTTEKKKKHZZZTHS and furthermore VVVTHHHHFFKKKKKIIITHZZKKKKKKKKKTTTKKIIIKKHGHFTHFTH. Not to mention RRRRTTTKIKKKKIKIRFFFFSHHH.
>>65682275
It doesnt have Frankie Sinatra desu senpai
>>65685143
some songs sounds too same-y
it's GOAT tho
>>65685885
>a bit too pretentious at points.
u wot m8
>>65689922
well buddy, can't really say anything bad about that album (maybe only that the lyrics are not enough emphasized)
I honestly love it
>>65690665
Atonal yawping =/= crooning
>>65686065
surely you're joking as the entire albums leads up to the devastation that is Runeii
>>65690924
body riddle is a goat album, turning dragon wasn't as good
>>65687528
>>65691270
*hits "random" on thesaurus.com 80 times in a row*
alright guys I got the lyrics for this next one all written down
>>65688005
wow he mumbles literal gibberish over marimbas and Sleazy's synthesizer bullshit for 20 minutes at a time so deep and emotional
>>65690917
Recycled crap that never made it onto any of their albums plus a cover of a TV theme
If Backwards had ever come out there would be no reason for this to exist
i like most of the stuff posted already desu
>>65691334
Stupid faggot.
>>65692302
it hits right in the feels ;_;
please find a problem with this masterpiece
>>65692466
boring and uninteresting
>>65692488
indie rock is shit
>>65692340
good taste 2bh
>>65692500
Look you are entitled to your opinion but how is it either, it's certainly a unique Album and I think that kinda excuses both things you just said
>>65692517
poor vocals and instrumentation & melody is a mess
>>65692565
>dude drugs and sex lmao
>>65692438
The singer killed himself
>>65692550
unique doesn't mean good and interesting
>>65692592
This album gets way to cheesy sometimes
>>65692554
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>65692550
i think its because there arent enough crescendos to cater towards the shitty third wave post rock fans so people like that guy think that its boring because it only has 3 proper climaxes
>>65688664
>Listens to Rap Music instead of reading books
>>65690917
angles are mathematical... damn..
>>65692845
Heh thanks pal, hey idk if this is a weird place to ask but If we are both fans do you have any recommendation to where I should go next for something more more less similar?
>>65692758
corny lyrics
>>65692565
>I'll be your mirror
>>65692517
not really cohesive and coherent
>>65692488
dunno, maybe casablancas vocals?
>>65692466
Don, Aman is just Creep for hipsters.
>>65691467
You're probably lying on the internet.
>>65691467
bronoise
>>65682748
PITCHFORK ALERT
>>65682728
oops looks like dad found the internet again
>>65683452
last track is basically a pop rock number
>>65682784
Yo I can't hate any of the music on this album
Those interviews kill the flow though
And just makes it feel 10x more pretentiousness than it is
>>65690833
More commonly referred to as The CoD4 problem.
>>65687651
as shitty as shitty pop music gets
>>65683497
Which is a bad thing because...
>>65688664
rick ross talking about other guy's boners
>>65682656
MCR level edgyness
>>65690558
drake's career exists thanks to this
>>65692517
Whiny lyrics
>>65683452
Most songs have boring drumming. I think it's because the drummer became a hobbo or something.
>>65693679
frankie teardrop is 2spook
>>65688664
Fergie's Verse literally ruined the album
>>65690045
Bring the Sun/Toussaint L'Ouverture goes on for longer than it should.
>>65688630
fair enough.
>>65682932
>>65688297
both of you are god damn retards tbqhfam
hard mode: no DUDE WEED LMAO
>>65686041
First half is 10/10, second half is 0/10
>>65692529
Rips off Laughing Stock, but it only rips off the second half
>>65692565
Nico is the Jarboe of the 60's
>>65693679
DUDE SYNTHS LMAO
>>65693872
Pitchfork gave it a 2, and I trust them with my life
>>65694121
>Nico is the Jarboe of the 60's
But anon, I like Jarboe
>>65694121
>second half is 0/10
where am i
>>65694111
Best album desu 2nd is mullusk
>>65694121
Sabbath: MOAR DISTORTION edition
>>65694121
>second half is 0/10
wow, a) the second half is better and b) they're nearly the same stylistically
>>65683073
Perfect.
>>65682696
That's the actual cover of the album? omfg is it the worst thing i've seen in a long time
vibe
>>65694140
>>65694203
I was exaggerating, it's more like a 6/10, but:
Taphead is boring as fuck
New Grass is actually pretty good
I've listened to Laughing Stock many times and Runeii is very forgettable
Compare this to:
Myrrhman, which is a good atmospheric intro to the album. It may be similar to the songs that I derided, but at least it's at the beginning and is relatively short, so it doesn't overstay its welcome.
Ascension Day, which is a great song that has actual progression.
and After the Flood, which is the best song on the album
>>65694500
i very much disagree but i see where you're coming from, runeii is my fav from the album
i will admit taphead is prob the weakest track off the album
>>65693907
-the extended metaphor that encompasses the entirety of Housebroken's lyrics feels really forced and doesn't really make much sense
-definitely feels waaayyy too poppy and cheesy at times
-the first half of Among The Wildflowers is really boring, while the second half + Life In Drag is the best part of the entire album. They would work way better as a skramz band.
-vocals are nothing special and often kind of annoying
-overall a fucking great album but everything I've listened to from the new one has been pretty bland. The Hotelier is p much the new Pianos Become The Teeth, in that they released one album that was nothing special, one album that was amazing, and then everything from then on is just boring and will never live up to the second album.
>>65694492
>muh toilet sounds
>>65694535
Fair enough, maybe I just have to listen to Runeii more to get it.
>>65694574
>the extended metaphor
Girl who chooses to stay in abusive relationship?
>the first half of Among The Wildflowers is really boring, while the second half + Life In Drag is the best part of the entire album
Life in drag is pretty neat easily top 3 for me
>>65686705
Too much filler
>>65694111
hipster teen porn
>>65692565
people call THIS edgy? its as edgy as the rolling stone
>>65693872
most of the songs are 5 minutes too long
>>65693814
my man theres a difference between angsty and edgy
lemme guess you think linkin park are edgy, too
>>65692614
Nu metal is shit.
>>65694202
This blood falls as mortal pt 3 goes on for too long.
What the fuck was Jeff thinking when he wrote the last stretch of piercing where they might? Fucking solid otherwise. Better than a lot of his work as leviathan.
oh now this is too easy
>bonus points: do not mention real or compton
>>65685885
i'm not crazy about tarpit or lose
also the reissue with just like heaven should have had show me the way instead, like the original cd
>>65692438
Easily in the lower half of his discography desu, most of side B is pretty weak
>>65694121
kind of repetitive desu
>>65695897
basically made to kill ears
>>65695935
in the best way possible though
>>65695897
"songs for virgins who like shitty noise" is a better title
>>65695897
C O M P R E S S I O N
A R T I F A C T S
Please no DUDE WEED LMAOing
>>65690045
Most of the songs overstay their welcome.
>>65695991
why focus on good songwriting or good production when you can have ~~~lo fi atmosphere~~~
>>65696073
it happens to every image of that album it seems
>>65696135
still white noise with a guitar
>>65696151
there's far noisier albums tbhqh
>>65696169
*tbqh
>>65682324
good good
>>65682332
overrated
>>65682361
boring as fuck
>>65682511
utter shite
>>65682696
blegh
>>65682728
what are you, 12?
>it's a 'the obvious bait gets the more replies' episode
>>65682728
Boring cockrock
>>65687990
The worst pre Indie City Pixies album
Still good tho
Nirvana Unplugged.
One of the few albums I enjoy end to end.
>>65689922
boring Joy Division wannabes
>>65692438
He's not around to make more
(That's all I got I can't say one bad thing about that magnificent sadboy)
i wanna hear what yall think
>>65696563
he cobain'd himself
>>65683468
milo's worst album but still decent
>>65686705
too much filler for me
>>65691064
this has got to be recency bias talking
>>65692758
also recency bias because it's too cheesy to be favorite album material but best release of 2015 tbqh
An old fave from back when.
gl
>>65696825
fails on its gimmick
>>65696886
the best album for the mid life crisis...
overlong and boring shit for everyone else
>>65694063
I hate the sounds of horses galloping and all that shit in the middle of that song.
>>65694258
Megaghost is my shit
>>65682275
There's only one good song, Two Hearts in 3/4 Time.
>>65682361
SNORE
>>65682436
It's too good
>>65682511
Muh girls
>>65682728
Everyone who thinks this is Metallica's best album, we should Kill 'Em All
>>65683452
When You Sleep is fucking amazing. The rest of the album blows.
>>65685249
Meh
>>65685385
>UP MY SLEEVES UP MY SLEEVES UP MY SLEEVES
>>65685885
I like Bug more
>>65688664
HA
>>65689922
>>65696582
Except it's good
>>65694121
That album would be a 10 if it didn't have the retarded 15 minute-long shitfest after Funeralopolis.
Also
>Nico is the Jarboe of the 60's
What the fuck makes you think that Nico is half-worth of that comparison at all?
>>65683474
This is autistic
>>65697914
>Elliott Smith: meh
>Bon Iver favorite album
people like you actually exist oh god oh fuck oh jeez
>>65697914
Bon iver fav album thinks only 1 song on SILY is good meh to Elliott Smith kyskyskyskyskys
>>65685249
his voice sounds like elliott smith which is an insult to everyone who is not elliott smith.
Oh and his songwriting style that he establishes here is poorly suited for some of the more conventionally oriented songs he writes later? Sometimes? A little?
>>65693921
boring progressions. lack of interesting timbre/sounds. generally not dynamic.
i love electronic/experimental music but i genuinely dont fucking get BoC. its like someone is trying to make boring af / acceptable, shitty post-rock sounding electronic music
>>65685510
>cut fancy pants
pleb detected
>>65699127
i agree
