ITT: Rewrite a song's lyrics as a greentext story.
props to that guy for ruining a great beatles song
>>65651375
>Beatles song more than just good
blackmanwiththreequestionmarkstohisleftandthreemoretohisrignt.jpg
>>65651366
>inb4 Will Smith
>be me
>I'm held up in a prison cell
>kinda getting fed up with the Chad officers working there
>decide I'd have some fun
>manage to sneak my way over to a microphone at the intercom
>"Testing, testing, 1 2"
>I start off acting as polite as possible
>"Glad to be here with you tonight"
>in reality, I just wanted to rant about how much I hated the place. The officers already hate me anyway, might as well make myself seem like a badass infront of the rest of the cellmates
>start off by telling the officers that they're fucked up
>everybody already knew that, but I just wanted to clarify
>I then start listing off the many reasons why they're fucked up
>decide I'll make up some stories to make them seem like total fucking idiots
>start talking about how one of them went to the bathroom to take a shower once
>started listing off all the things he brought with him
>soap, towel, washcloth, shampoo, a brush, all that shit
>everything's fine
>...until he had to call me in to turn on the water for him
>"haha", I think to myself, "that'll make him look stupid!"
>say on the intercom "that is just one instance of how fucked up you are"
>come up with another story about how he went to make breakfast
>he had everything ready
>toast, bacon, eggs, salt and pepper, some butter and jam, all that stuff
>everything's fine
>...until he had to call me in to teach him how to use a fork
>"haha, got 'em again!"
>the cellmates start finding this hilarious. The guards start to finally notice
>"oh shit, better finish up quick"
>decide to do one more
>start talking about how one of them was on their way to school
>got into his car, everything was fine
>...until you had to call me in to come show you--
>guards turn off the intercom before I can even finish and take me back to my cell
>everybody's cheering me on as the guards take me away
>get solitary confinement for a month
>worth it
>>65651375
There are a lot of great Beatles songs, but this one wasn't that good.
> Climb into an empty bed
> All the girls just go for fucking assholes
> why don't I just an hero?
> literally already feel like I'm in the grave being buried.
>>65651840
Holy fugg
>be me
>wander into the woods
>find some tasty looking mushrooms
>get high as shit
>what's my name?
>come back home
>tell everyone
>>65651840
is this a swans song?
>>65651902
no it's a 311 song
>>65651906
fuck you
>be me
>senior year of high school
>stressing out over which school to go to
>realize I don't have to go to college
>at last I truly see
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> tell darin' not to cut her hair
> she cuts her hair
> the music industry is fucked
> MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
> WWWWWWWWRRM
> RMMRMMMRRRMMMMMMMMM
> mfw RMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm
> some girls are bigger than others
> some girls are bigger than others
> some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers
>had a girlfriend
>she dumped me
>some metaphors about my sadness
There i just wrote transcribed every indie song from the 2000s
>be me
>gf is a dancer
>really demeans herself at her job but w/e she's fine
>napping with my gf one day
>asshole farm kid wakes us up
>shouting something about horses
>lol he left the gate open
>tell my gf some shit about I love her or something
>tell her we need to leave because her boss is a dick
>convince her to do the same thing but working for me instead
>tell her if she works hard enough we can have a better life
>me and gf sneak out
>gf throws a big ass rock way off into the distance
>"anon when we get to the rock we'll rest and have tea"
>lol ok
>we get to the rock
>"anon can we-"
>lol fuck that
>finally get to town
>gf starts dancing
>she's making some good money
>keep telling her it's all about our future
>don't really feed her very well but tell her I'll love her if she can keep getting work
>notice she keeps leaving at night
>hear from a friend she sneaks off to the caverns at night for a bath
>grab my lantern and head to the caverns even though I'm scared to death of that shit
>start wondering why she bothers to take a bath when she's so filthy all the time already
>start thinking about how embarrassing it would be if anyone saw my employee splashing around like a retard
>figure I'll make sure she never sneaks off again by telling her she smells like shit when she gets back
>get to the caverns
>gf looks like shit
>watch gf's limbs detach as her skin stretches out like a net
>she catches a shitload of fish
>mfw
>I woke up and looks at her beautiful picture beside my bed
>I held it close
>she left me like the blink of an eye
>uttersadness.jpg
>singgingsaw.gif
>just her voice piercing my ears
>I remember her
>one day ill die
>she was so sweet
>>65651964
The Front Bottoms - Hooped Earings
>>65651947
don't ask stupid questions
>>65651962
sung tongs imo
>wife, kids, hillbilly life
>no food
>nothing to do
>ask youngest daughter if she wants to come outside
>fuckyeahdad.jpg
>take her to caves
>push her down well
>never hear her hit
>go back home and an hero in barn
>>65652169
Nah it was cut your hair by pavement
>Be me
>Wife kicks me out
>Nothing to my name except the clothes on my back, the gun in my pocket, and a deck of cards
>Walk down to the bar
>Barman gives me lip
>Shoot that insolent fuck
>A whore walks in, tries to weasel me out of my money
>Joke's on her, I love the cock
>She sees the barman
>Starts freaking out
>thisbitch.png
>Her boyfriend walks in
>Here we go
>He starts off with some bravado shit
>I force him to his knees at gunpoint and shove my cock in his mouth
>Shoot him in the head as I ejaculate in a glorious blowhole
>Stagger Lee
>be me
>living in a shotgun shack
>>65652381
LETTIIINGG THE DAAAAYSSSS GOOOO BYYYYYYYYYY
>>65651366
>be me
>have real qt for gf
>like legit 10/10, a total sex bomb
>that's the story
>>65652448
that sounds like the worst song ever
>>65651863
epilogue
>>65651840
what song is this I really don't know
>>65652516
If you don't know where it's from you must be incredibly new
>>65652463
lmao
>>65652536
if you don't answer the question you're an incredible faggot
>>65652536
I must just be blanking on it
>>65652516
Swans - I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull
>>65652579
Thanks, I haven't listened to any swans (want to though soon)
>>65652017
KEK
>>65652448
go to bed Tom Jones.
>>65652455
>>65652705
Yall plebs don't even Flipper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpUufEMnU3w&list=PLC48F533674E776CF&index=5
>>65651863
I Know it's Over
>>65652516
311 - Down
>be me
>old Godzilla was hoppin around
>>65651901
Amanita.
>Be me
>Yesterday, waking up
>Realized I was sucking on some sour fruit
>Decided to clean up my flat a bit
>Saw that everything was tidy
>Thinking about repainting the walls
>Hesitate between two colors
>My phone rang
>Picked it up
>Lots of noise
>Asked what the person was trying to say
>>65651840
>fucking
>lmao
>be rich
>want what the poor people's got
>be poor
>want what the rich people's got
>be skinny
>want what the fat people's got
>be fat
>want what the skinny people's got
>mfw you can never please anybody in this world
>be me
>be living in the 21st century
>got so much fame and power
>everyone is talking shit about me
>i got the most haters after bin laden
>who cares though, im the shit
>im not at all affected by these haters
>they're all short minded niggas
>its not my fault at all
>they call me an asshole even though they keep making fun of me lmao
>i dont need anybodys shit anyways
>start drinking more, comfort myself with the bad bitches (where they at)
>tfw wanna kill myself
>>65652158
underrated
>be me
>be suicidally depressed
>finally had enough, try to kill myself
>fail
>realize that I'm so shit at life I can't even kill myself properly
>decide that there's no way it could get worse from here
>a small spark of hope entered my mind with this thought
>mfw it got worse anyway
>mfw my depression was completely justified
>mfw I ended up killing myself properly a little while later
>mfw no face cause I blew it off
>>65651840
d a m n
>tfw human destiny but no humanity inside
>be me
>meet a qt named Nan
>always act kinda weird
>don't know why
>saw her out yesterday with this fucker named Danny
>god damn Danny
>mfw
>>65651962
college from sung tongs
>>65653792
Nan is basically /r9k/: the song
>be me
>23 years old
>fed up with life and the way things are going
>decide to rob a liquor store
>on the way in by conscience tells me to think of the consequences
>another voice in my head tells me to do it and hide at my aunt's place afterward
>conscience points out that the whole neighborhood knows me
>tells me the other voice is bad for me
>mfw he's right
>be me
>21 years old
>at a rave
>meet a qt girl
>take her to an upstairs bedroom
>ohbby.png
>voice in my head tells be to give her a roofie
>conscience tells me that she's only 15 and I shouldn't take advantage of her
>voice convices me that it's ok cause she's her bush is grown
>conscience warns me that I could go to jail
>mfw the urge for pussy is too strong
>be me
>29 years old
>home from a hard day's work
>find my wife in bed with another man
>whatthefuck.png
>conscience tells me to calm down
>voice in my head tells me to kill her
>conscience warns me to think about my kid
>voice says something to piss conscience off
>something about barns and AK-47s or something, couldn't quite understand it
>conscience tells me not to go down the same fucked up path he went
>he then changes his mind and tells me to shoot the fuckers
>mfw I have to clean the blood out the bedsheets
>mfw after 3-4 washes it's still orange
>be me
>be neonazi stage performer about to hold a rally
>decide I'm done
>lock myself in a bathroom stall
>decide to emotionally kill myself
>>65654118
Eminem..fugg it's about sex :DDD
>>65652287
Is this song supposed to be about Nick living vicariously through a centuries old black man
>>65652603
start from the first album and work your way forward
each one is worth it, trust me
>>65654118
that one Eminem song with Dr. Dre where they rap as peoples consciences
don't remeber what it's called
>be me
>meet qt
>tell her someone comes around here everyday to hit on me
>She tells me she's seen my face in a hundred dollar bill
>I told her that making someone fall in love was a game of chance for her, but for her, it was a skill.
>That's why I'm glad to meet you, Angeles.
>we went out to sell tickets again
>she maybe lost a hand at gambling, but it's just a part of the game.
>then when she loses, she resorts to evil
>she forces me to do it, but I tell her I'm not doing that shit again.
>I tell her I could satisfy her in every which way
>I told her that I would make all her wishes come true, and she said that she didn't want my poison arms around her
>I told her everying would be fine if she was with me, no one would mess with us
>she refused to listen and left.
>I was glad to meet her (Angeles) and this time, I think I mean it.
>I actually regret it, too.
>>65654320
Elliott Smith - Angeles
>>65654336
.........../
........../
........./
.....\../
......\/
>>65654402
>I met a girl some time ago, and now I'm in love with her. I started to see the world through her eyes, and it was a happier place. She basically dumped me a month ago, and didn't even tell me. I woke up beside her every morning, and I had no clue. With her, happiness never was a constant stream. It was always intermittent, every day was different and I didn't know how she was going to react, and I basically felt like shit every other morning. But, ever since she left me, I haven't had a bad day and I've stopped being unhappy. It's weird because this is how I thought she was but now that I truly see through her eyes I see that there must've been something wrong with me.
>"I guess situations get fucked up, but they turn around sooner or later" is what I told the girl I slept with after she left me, and either I was a fool, or the new girl was an exception to the rule.
>I can't stop fucking up, it's like I'm crooked from the inside. I stumble and fall and just can't stop fucking up. I'm still waiting for her to tell me if she really wants to go away, but I've learnt not to force her hand. She'll talk to her friends before me, and I'll probably be the last one to know, but I don't care. If she loves me, she'll tell me, and if she asks me, I'll say yes because I do.
>A month later, I'm still in love with the world through the eyes of the girl. And this time, she's beside me.
>be me
>hate nazis
>want to """"""""smash fasicm""""""""
wow great story
literally every punk song
>>65651840
/mu/ lives
>>65651840
damn, thread's reached its peak already
>>65651840
>get solitary confinement for a month
>worth it
>be me
>preaching the truth at my church
>people never listen, always ignoring me
>like I was speaking a foreign language
>be mad and go home
>omw I see my old enemy Mr. Money
>fuckthatnigga.jpg
>start chasing him, yell "I'm right behind ya!"
>doesn't hear me, beat the shit outta him
>go home and eat lasagna
>mfw
>>65654503
I don't get it
>>65651366
>be me
>have no energy
>chick likes me to hang out
>have no energy to hang out
>have no energy to talk
>still wants me to
>mfw I'm in love with her mom
>stacey's mom
>>65654503
>>65654583
It's not that hard
>be me
>satan
>GLBURUHUHUHUURUUHRUUHRUBLUHGLGULU
>GLBURUHUHUHUURUUHRUUHRUBLUHGLGULU
>GLBURUHUHUHUURUUHRUUHRUBLUHGLGULU
>kill yourself
>GLBURUHUHUHUURUUHRUUHRUBLUHGLGULU
>GLBURUHUHUHUURUUHRUUHRUBLUHGLGULU
>GLBURUHUHUHUURUUHRUUHRUBLUHGLGULU
>satan
>be me
>remember i have thing
>cant decide if i still like it
>bitch wife makes me carry it around for days and days
>gets bored
>gets stressed
>gets stressed
>gets stressed
>gets stressed
>plays games with it
>stops looking at it
>decides to start looking at it again
>to see if i still like it
>mfw
>[piano noises]
>>65651366
>be me
>tripping the fuck out
>be in abandoned building
>can't see shit
>look out the window
>shitbricks
>see a bunch of nazi's
>realize i'm trapped
>tfw suicide is for pussies
>yell at them from the window
>basically give up on life
>>65651840
biggest kek i've seen on this board in a while. Props
>>65654621
>mfw this is literally the best song Belew wrote in his entire musical career
>>65654503
Elliott Smith - Say Yes
Nigga you're just writing the lyrics as they are in the song
>>65654661
>not 1967
>be me
>just hanging out i guess
>suddenly a big ass bumblebee comes out out of nowhere and stings me 47000 times on my head
>>65654676
ween - bumblebee
>>65654664
>lol you're just writing shit like it is
Than write it better than me, faggot and we'll wee who has the bigger dick.
>>65654709
Dude you kept the rhymes.
>>65651840
What song is this?
>>65654746
311 - Down
>>65654645
gr8
>be born in philadelphia, pennsylvania
>grew up there
>always hang out at the playground
>just a typical day, playing basket ball with friends
>accosted by strangers
>get into a fight
>uncommon, isolated occurrence
>mother flips out
>forces me to move in with aunt and uncle
>have to get a cab
>whistle to attain the drivers attention
>novelty licence place, insists the driver is "fresh"
>fuzzy fucking dice
>unusual, possibly suspect driver
>fuck it
>take cab to my new home
>arrive roughly around 7 or 8 in the morning
>inform the driver of his odor
>observe and take in the new enviroment
>become prince of bel-air
>>65654825
This could've been done much better but at least you tried
>>65652158
10/10
>>65652233
'Country Death Song', Violet Femmes
>>65652158
No idea, sounds interesting tho.
>>65654916
>No idea, sounds interesting tho.
Joanna Newsom - Monkey and Bear
>hate society
>hate life
>hate nosy bitches, they should kill themselves
>i might have killed myself too
>but i don't, for my close people
>be me
>in yard
>take shirt off
>mfw skin on my shoulders is golden
>now its not
>my shirts back on
>wtf.jpg
>september
>cant fucking handle it
>try to fucking kill myself
>still hear breathing
>not even dead
>mfw
>>65654841
literally me
>>65654118
Shit, I just realised I should have ended it with
>mfw I spatter their brains all over the wall like mom's spaghetti
>be me
>be a kid
>show my mom I tied my laces
>she cries
>kinda awkward but ok
>be me
>be a teenager
>wanna dance but also wanna embarass my parents
>don't know who to please
>cry myself to sleep
>fucking sharks are after my blood
>I can relate though, we're all hungry
>one day I see a stillborn baby
>fkngrossdude.jpg
>he looks at me
>he only has one eye
>the eye falls off
>holyfuck.gif
>still looking at me
>don't know what sadness is
>maybe it's living in the wild
>maybe it's not
>meet a qt3.14 grill
>mfw she looks at me with colour-changing eyes
>feelslikebeingbornman.jpg
>hold her hand
>can't hold it in
>kiss her dead in the mouth
>long passionate kiss
>she opens her eyes
>looks surprised
>mfw I'm jack the ripper
>>65654980
could have done it better anon ://///////
>be me
>in love with a girl, she's beautiful
>she has a sister, they're always together
>she dies just after the war ends
>she is reborn with a dick, plays the piano
>mfw this was my dream all along
>>65655524
Oh memely
>>65654746
I Was a Prisoner in Your Skull
>be me
>in the corner
>>65653468
Kekx
>>65655524
Holland 1945
>be me
>girlfriend leaves me for some chad
>he's a douche
>I go to beat him up, but his gang jumps me
>start to beat me up, realize I don't care about my ex
>beat them all up, thank my mama
>but then realize nothing really matters, to me
>wake up one day
>feel weird
>feel empty inside
>try to kill myself
>im already dead
>mfw
>mfw i have no face because im dead
>>65654980
>>65655081
I'm gonna do it
>be me
>go out in the yard with some friends
>take my shirt off to impress some girls
>no one cares or even looks at me
>put it back on, go back home
>try to play some sad song I wrote
>I forgot it
>whylive.jpg
>try to suffocate to death
>wake up
>hear my breath
>heart still beating
>still alive
>fuckingwhy
>be me
>gril
>hot guy next door
>start washing my car
>but also i'm singing with my band
>he comes over
>about to give him number
>he's gay
>>65651840
>>65656347
He said the song, not the video
Dumb poptimist
>>65651840
Include me in the screencap please
>quite a few years ago
>working as a cattle rancher in a small quiet town
>have a crush on a qt that works at the ranch
>one day this outsider shows up, let's call him joe
>very handsome, seems like a decent person, maybe a bit of a womanizer
>he's renting a shed on the edge of town
>a few weeks go by, he settles in, gets a job at the town bar
>having a chat with him, turns out he's almost blind because of a failed batch of moonshine several years ago, but he likes to keep an aura of mystery about his past
>anyway, no visible damage to his eyes
>he's actually pretty attractive, no homo
>a few months pass
>confirm that he's a good lad, and also a huge hit with the ladies
>rumor is, he's fucked every single woman in town (400 people live here, it's a bit of a stretch but not impossible, halve that number, then remove kids and old hags, etc.)
>obviously, juicy drama ensues
>constant bickering amongst women
>devolves into actual fighting
>most of them can't take it, decide to pack up their shit and leave (since it's mostly seasonal workers anyway)
>no more women here, joe decides to leave too, no reason for him to stay
>leaves overnight, without telling anyone except his boss when he quit the job
>but, the girl i had a crush on fell victim to his hijinks too, and left as well a few weeks before
>son of a bitch
>and nobody heard anything from him ever again
>hadn't it been for cotton eyed joe, i'd have been married a long time ago
>where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe
>dating moody botch
>she gets terminal bone cancer
>mfw she dumps me
>>65651366
>be me
>my name's don
>i step outside
>it felt good to be alone
>i decide to piss
>i couldn't
mfw
>>65651840
>>manage to sneak my way over to a microphone at the intercom
That's really not possible in prison. You'd get the SWAT team called in almost immediately. You definitely would not have the time to say all that shit.
>>65654676
>be me
>recover from my bumblebee stings
>it starts snowing
>its really cold and i want to go inside
>really want my clothes back
>my friend takes his time before opening the door letting me in
>mfw its so much warmer inside
>i put my shirt on
>oh man
>>65654143
The whole 2nd CD
>>65651366
>I CANT GET NO SLEEP
>The world is on fire
>Be me
>Be suicidal because everyone in family is dead
>Jump into river
>Die
>See a bunch of angels with black eyes swimming
>See a moon with a bunch astronomical bodies and astral cars
>Everyone I ever loved was there with me
>Even the future ones
>We all went to heaven in a little row boat
>There was nothing to fear
>Nothing to doubt
>be me
>at summer camp
>fuck all these wasps their annoying
>become best friends with a guy
>put on brother's red hat to impress him
>go swimming at the palisades
>he gets stung by leeches
>I just want to tease him and I kiss him on his stings
>we were in love
>my friend runs away
>I never see him again
>goddam fucking wasps
>>65656921
But he did...
>boy lives next door
>he never talks
>he doesn't do anything actually
>doesn't even help his mom
>i think he pretends to do big things with his life
>mfw the boy next door is me
>>65658056
The Beatles - Love Me Do
>>65651840
+1
>Be me, pretty normal guy.
>Started losing all my friends
>They were drinking and driving.
>Finally start recovering from the trauma of it all
>Start quoting poetry or some shit
>YEAH
>>65658212
>*guitar solo*
>be me
>not much going on
>check my mail
>letter sent to me, no one sends me stuff anymore so curious
>open it up
>literally just says my name in some shitty gold font
>whatever
>still curious though
>next week
>feeling ambitious
>go across town to a very private club and try to get in
>brought my letter, maybe it'll look like I'm important enough to get in
>sure enough the stupid bouncer fucker lets me in
>expect it to be great
>disco is disappointing, not even fun
>ditch it and go to a party instead
>learn that the host happens to be my ex's friend
>o shit my ex is here
>whatever, people are having fun so I'll stay
>later i see her in the kitchen, start to talk
>tell her I'm sorry she had to see me
>she wasn't mad and even went in this cheesy little existential rant, weird
>leave party cause it sucked
>walking home
>see my bitch ass neighbor crying
>ask him why he's sobbing for no reason
>says he didn't go to a party
>what a little bitch lmao
>look at my letter that I'm still carrying
>give him it and tell him some bullshit to make him feel better
Still don't know who sent me that letter.
>>65653468
kek
>>65655799
>be me
>in the spotlight
>be me
>have friends, annie and joe
>annie eats meat and is a qt
>joe is really swole
>at the club
>start dancing with this one girl
>my bf sees me
>tfw he thinks i'm straight
>oh lordy.jpg
>be me
>making out with my gf
>take a shitload of acid
>start seeing shit everywhere
>biblical shit happening in our garden
>meet a scientologist leader
>there's a bigass battle in our backyard
>go to a farm
>this shit is fuckin crazy senpai lmao
>tripping balls
>the apocalypse literally happens
>go to new jerusalem
>see god
>as sure as eggs is eggs.jpeg
>>65658660
Nirvana - Polly
>>65651840
Top notch
>>65658458
>be me
>become atheist
>be me
>white but hang out with injuns
>get drunk and angry
>get in my truck
>drive to the desert
>try to shoot god for sending all these yuppies
>can't get that engine turned over
>turn over engine
>there's an ounce of weed taped to the back
>>65658874
losing your religion is an expression
>>65658951
Spice Girls - Wannabe
>>65653725
ugly man hideous disfigurements
>>65659002
surprisingly no
>be me
>break up with boyfriend
>tells me he is as constant as the northern star
>lol, okay
>tell him: yeah, constantly in the darkness
>roasted the fuqqboi
>tell him if he still wants me he can find me in the bar
>in bar
>tv is on but only bluescreen
>draw a map of canada on the back of a cartoon coaster because thats how I roll
>be me
>was out for the day
>came back home
>see a heavyset ghost, about 300 pounds if I had to guess
>he had stolen all of my shit
I need you all to deliver the message. Demons are real.
>>65659146
Afroman - Because I Got High
>>65658951
what a tweest
>>65659169
No
I honestly thought this would be easier
>>65658504
lel
>>65651964
pavement
>mfw I miss my bf
>but I've never had a bf
>>65658403
You Are Invited
>be me
>1984
>approach perfection
>get hospitalized
>mfw
>be me
>1-36
>orange
>be white trash in the south
>driving my truck around the cornfields, chewing some krispy kremes
>wanna jerk off, but i can't while driving
>suddenly a giant banana flies out of the sky
>fucking piss myself
>get out of my truck and go "What the fuck?"
>suddenly wake up inside the giant chrome banana
>it's fucking aliens
>aliens shoot a planet-wide email into my brain
>I wake up again in a hospital
>I can't understand what anyone is saying
>mfw shit myself again
>mfw can't even remember the alien email
>>65659731
make america great again
>>65656700
fug
>>65659743
Subterranean Homesick Alien lol
>>65659840
Wrong.
I completely understand if you've avoided this band given their cancerous fanbase.
>was woken up by falling out of bed
>had to quickly comb hair
>got lost going downstairs but got a cup of coffee
>took my hat and coat in hand
>i ran so quick to the public transport it felt like only seconds
>went to the second story and had a cigarette
>someone said something but I didn't hear because I fell asleep
>>65659743
Rosetta Stoned
>>65659964
You got it.
>>65653049
TOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND
>>65652158
Wtf is this? Sounds interesting
>be me
>wake up that morning
>August 3rd
>pretty slow and uneventful summer
>>65659990
WHEN SUDDENLY BATMAN BURST FROM THE SHADE
>be me
>things just keep not working out the way i want them to
>getting frustrated
>feelsbadman.tff
>friends bring me along to the skatepark
>don't feel like skating
>want to get alone time to think
>friends keep saying to me "hey anon, we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately" and ask if i want to talk about it
>spaghetti starts to spill
>i respond "n-no, that's okay, i'll figure it out"
>all the spaghetti is on the floor now
>try to excuse myself
>but they just keep bugging me
>start asking if i'm crazy or something
>finally leave and go home
>still frustrated
>sit in my room
>don't notice my mom come in at first
>she starts yelling "ANON, ANON!"
>ask what's the matter
>she replies "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU'RE ON DRUGS!"
>mfw too anxious to try drugs
>calmly tell her i'm not on drugs and everything's okay
>ask if she can give me a pepsi
>but she wouldn't give it to me
>all i wanted was a pepsi
>just one pepsi
>the next day, still in my room
>parents come up to my room and want to talk to me
>ohboy.gif
>they tell me they want to send me somewhere I can "get help"
>i snap
>"WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? *WE* DECIDED? *MY* BEST INTEREST?! HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT *MY* BEST INTEREST IS? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? I'M CRAZY? WHEN I WENT TO YOUR SCHOOLS? I WENT TO YOUR CHURCHES? I WENT TO YOUR INSTITUTIONAL LEARNING FACILITIES? SO HOW CAN YOU SAY I'M CRAZY?"
>got sent there anyway
>mfw
>>65659665
Correct
>>65652603
If you try one album and don't like it, just pick a different point in their discography. They went through drastic sonic changes over the years
>>65652158
Bonkey and Mare
>be me
>have really wicked sick tattoos
>think of all the people that have the same tattoos as me
>they must be really cool
>i love them all
>walk down street somewhere
>see guys holding hands
>realise homos exist
>i hate them
>get mad
>buy tickets
>wait for a ship to find this man
>think of all the ways ill kill this man
>his trouble will begin soon
>the church bells will sing for him
>wanna find these guys
>need bounty hunter
>find guy in classifieds
>meet him somewhere
>has same tattoo as me
>has a blade
>i love him
>go hunting
>that night
>only enough money for single room
>we share the same bed
>i love him
>we are in love
>we make love
>tfw the man somewhere i've been trying to find all along is me
>tfw this is the dark age of love
>be me
>in the yard
>take off my shirt
>no one sees me
>take it back on
>turns out the skin on my shoulders was golden
>mfw no one saw
>>65660052
▄█ █▄█ ▄█▀ ▀█▀
neat
>>65660031
>>65654916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rQCvIk6zU
>be me, named billy
>live in south carolina with my little brother, my mom, and her angry alcoholic boyfriend
>wake up one morning in the back of my truck
>go peek inside the house and see my mom, her boyfriend, and a priest inside
>the boyfriend is choking the shit out of the priest
>priest tries to fight back but gets his ass royally kicked
>"oh shit, that priest must be my daddy"
>look around for a blunt object when I spot this mornings freshly delivered cold glass bottle milk by the front door
>storm inside, lock the door behind me
>smash the bottle on the boyfriends face
>the white milk dripped down with the blood and the boyfriend fell down dead for good
>look at the priest, "daddy what the fuck are you doing here!?"
>that's when my momma reaches behind the sugar and honey and pulled out an envelope filled with money
>"your daddy gave us this" she collapsed in tears
>"he's been paying all the bills for years"
>I scream "oh shit momma!"
>"let's bury the boyfriend underneath the trees, put daddy in the truck and head to tennessee"
>suddenly my little brother walks in through the door
>he's holding the milk mans hat and a bottle of gin singing "la la la la, lalalala yeah"
>la la la la, lalalala yeah
>la la la la, lalalala yeah
>la la la la, lalalala yeah
>la la la, la la la
The ending makes no sense, but it's still easily the best song Jack White has ever written
>>65657103
Gr8
>>65657874
underrated
>>65658736
No dafuq
>be a coward
>go up to random people and ask them:
>"put your knife in me and then just walk away, I'm useless"
Alright /mu/ get ready for a story
>be me
>be exploring at sea
>holyshititsland.jpg
>captain Arab goes apeshit, we alter our course to get there
>so happy we start singing sea shanties and shit
>i decide it's America
>captain Arab starts planning, says we're gonna buy out the place, settle etc
>we forgot we were carrying harpoons the whole time
>some pig comes and hauls us down to the big house
>a ton of Crazy Shit goes down in there. long story short i made it out
>start looking for help
>run into some cow who says to go to the Bowery slums
>at this point i'm like fuck it whatever
>i go
>bunch of richfags protesting the homeless
>stomach rumbles
>ishouldeat.mpeg
>stumble into the first restaurant i find
>they ask me what i'm doing there
>start making up some bullshit about writing an etiquette book or something that makes me sound like i belong there
>a trap waiter takes my order, wearing a cape for some reason
>decide to live it up, ask for crepe suzette
>loud noise comes from kitchen
>dafuq.psd
>some sort of explosion, absolute chaos
>i gtfo
>decide it's time to stop fucking around and try and bail Arab and the boys out
>find a bank in the vicinity
>try to take out a loan, these fucking jews want collateral
>pissed. i just moon them instead
>security kicks me out
>well that went well
>french qt3.14 approaches me, pants still down
>invites me over
>thiscouldbegood.avi
1/2
cont.
>nope
>walk in the front door and it's a setup, her Chad bf is standing right there
>beat me unconscious and took my boots
>damnit
>wake up back on the street, not sure where
>getting delirious at this point
>come across a house w american flag, they seem friendly
>knock
>"hey could you help us out, i got some friends who need bail"
>it's some right wing jesus freak
>threatens me with bodily harm
>thinkfast.als
>"hey hey take it easy, you know they refused jesus too!"
>this meatlord isn't buying it
>"gtfo u edgy reddit piece of shit"
>tired of being hit, i comply
>ruminating. i don't think it was right
>now i want to get him arrested
>get in a cab
>Englishfag driver blaring Beatles
>leave cab after maybe 5 seconds
>sprint
>fuck up a hot dog stand and a horse drawn carriage in the process
>stumble into a funeral parlor
>dude at counter asks me what's up
>"my friends are all in jail"
>this faggot starts soliciting me for his coffins and whatever
>leave
>bowling ball rolling down the street runs into me
>i eat shit
>hear a phone ringing
>pick it up
>a fucking foot comes out of the phone
>shitsgettingweirdnow.whatthehell
>alright now i'm just done with all this shit
>need to make some sort of action about Arab and the boys
>do i just go back to the ship and leave or do i go to jail to try and bust em out
>find a coin on the sidewalk
>how convenient
>flip it
>tails
>go back to ship
>there's a parking ticket on the mast
>omg i'm so fucking done
>rip it to shreds
>coast patrol boat comes up to me asks me my name
>i lie and say captain kidd
>they were starting to buy it then they asked me my job
>make up some bullshit about a pope
>these god-fearing plebs just leave me alone
>i finally leave that shithole of a country
>hear rumors from passersby that Arab is getting cucked by some triggered landwhale
>kek
>as i'm sailing away i see three ships headed my way
>i ask the head honcho what his name is
>"Columbus"
>i just said "good luck".
>mfw
>>65661558
>>65661584
Bobby D.
>>65651840
/r/4chan here we cooooome!
>>65659146
Guided by Voices have some good lyrics for this kind of thing
>>65652169
?
>>65651375
Fuck you I made that
>>65652448
SEX BOMB BABYYYY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>65659026
no that was actually today by the smashing pumpkins
>>65657874
chuckled
>>65660066
Gorgeous digits
>>65654616
tpab?
>>65655072
unsolved mysteries, vgood
>go down to beach to see Kiki
>she's like eh
>whatever
>later go to pool
>girl goes like aww
>whatever
>later it's 3 am and i'm walking around
>some dude comes up to me and calls me punk
>whatever
>be me
>in a bar
>talking to a qt
>she's got a rich dad but wants to know what it's like to be poor
>tell her it sucks
>tell her to fuck off
>>65656320
glow part 2 desu
>be me
>cooking for my squad
>watching fellatio go down
>now i'm doing drugs
>now somebody's dead
>doing more drugs
>carpet's getting stained
>doing more drugs
>live it on
>>65660060
lmao
>>65653468
well done lad
>>65651964
Caroline, No
>>65653571
UNDERRATED
>be me
>a little depressed, a little broken
>not a good person, really good at hurting others
>boss at my job kills himself
>anyway, qt gf despite all that
>we get busy and she gets pregnant
>she loses the child
>i take mushrooms and trip for the rest of the album
>realize that our child was meant to die and existence is just one big circle
>there's no escaping, except I have escaped finally
>mfw
>>65653587
uhuh
AYYYYYYYY
uhuh
AYYYYYYY
>>65654825
fucking awful
How about songs that already are greentext stories?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j1mcgah7bw
>>65661011
>ending makes no sense
>you didn't ask the milk man, like he told you to
>be me
>live in generic suburban town, pretty well off family, even in stressful times it's hard to really feel distressed
>feelsgoodman
>growing up I tend to have a fairly high aptitude for a broad range of talents, mostly menial kid stuff
>get into music, in the mid 2000's it started to become ok to dabble in hip-hop
>electronics becomes a key interest, and I pick up some old Technics at a yard sale where some neckbeard lives and his mom had enough and got rid of his childhood dreams
>keks were had
>mack bitches in high school, good marks especially in History and Art
>make some cool panels with friends
>keep up with music after HS, in college for Electrical Engineering because STEM is shilled as a motherfucker
>Become interested in wireless communications technology
>fast forward to junior year
>become a thifty, quirky hipster because the pussy is so, so cash
>decide to call my folks, it's been awhile since we talked
>Dad doesn't care much for my quirk act, music and comic strips
>wants me to stay focused on EE because "at least they give a fuck about that!!"
>youdontunderstandmyart.tampax
>fuck some sheila who transferred into my college last month, she's a Mechie
>aussie so she's not very ladylike, works on cars
>wants to supe her 4x4 up, but refuses to buy parts
>wants to design it herself
>me still being a thriftfag, I help design an engine that cost almost nothing to maintain and improves response
>thing's got a MPG one can only dream of
>keep up with the design, this shit it easy
>me and Sheila get a little startup running 3 weeks before Kickstarter is raided for distributing JWH-18 and Codeine to keep the servers going
>turns out, I'm a bit of a salesman
>hire some brilliant prodigies from college to help with the design, they start busting out some crazy systems to create what are essentially All-Terrain computer systems
(continued...)
>>65662126
Common People?
>>65663482
3rd Planet
>>65659884
Day in a Life
>>65657874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYoapICIfeE
>>65656752
that's just too hard to get
>>65663792
>with the tech, we create workable eco-friendly, powerful tablets so local businesses can thrive and have the benefit of computerized commerce
>Dad reminds me this is a faggy idea
>Turns out, the government thinks so too
>I've created enough of a following through music, art and now tech that when I say some dumb opinion on Twitter a majority of the 18-25 year old demographic in the US will most likely back the statement up, and not only on the internet
>these kids get down in the streets
>government wants cooperation, and they want to keep a cap on my reach in exchange for shekels
>they also want to make weapons, and have me smooth out the propaganda they already spew out of their assholes
>joke's on them, I'm rich and I can do whatever the fuck I want and even TMZ don't touch me
>literally get stoned with Interpol agents when I do shows in Paris
>doing 180 through downtown districts, just can't seem to give a fuck
>start doing the Rush Limbaugh and try to get involved in politics, talking shit and making enemies
>someone starts a meme about me becoming President
>fuck it, we already had Trump, they said, it can't be worse
>eventually beat the other candidate in a 60/40 victory
>probably because she was muslim
>other countries start to call my artwork "brash", "offensive" and "degenerate" because in 2016 I might have made a performance art piece with a young woman dressing like a chicken with a nametag that said "Muhammed"
>it was a great show, Claire was great to work with and for once she didn't shriek in the microphone like she usually did
>start to talk to my homies at DARPA
>we're gonna blow these nandsiggers out of the fucking park once and for all
>other countries are backing me up because they're fed up too
>that leaf Justin calls me "dad", it's creepy
>ISIS bombs my hometown because of a pic I posted of me wiping my ass with an ISIS flag in the Oval Office
>>65660060
too fucking easy man
Part I
>See me
>See me lose gf ;(
>See me crying and bitching and moaning and shit
>See me hanging out on the beach
>See me see a big as scary fucking ship
>Ship be death
>Seemefuckthisshitimout.jpg
>See me literally run up the side of a fucking mountain
Part II
>See m- *sobs*
Part III
>Yep, still walking up the side of a mountain
>Maybe I should just stop
Part IV
>And now I'm dying
>And death is a bad rapper
Part V
>See me be WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
>step mum is a bitch
>takes me and my younger bro on all these shitty vacations
>we are at the zoo
>she is leaning over the lion enclosure
>it's starting to rain really hard and the nearby river is flooding so nobody will notice
>i push her in
>the lion takes her
>mfw i killed my stepmum
>when I wake up it's hard not to yawn
>when I'm dreaming I probably wont wake up
>please don't interrupt my sleep by physically moving me
>just leave me here, im just sleeping
>everyone thinks I'm a lazy piece of shit
>i dont give a fuck, they're all insane cunts
>jogging everywhere really fast
>but they don't have to. it's not important
>don't fuck up my day, I'm kilometeres away
>I'm just sleeping
>I watch the world from my window
>just sleeping and taking my time
>when I can't sleep I stare at my ceiling
>just waiting to actually be tired
>x1
>>65664255
>wow, they get fucking personal nowadays
>Mexico let them in
>the dumbass Trump was too busy trying to fuck Lewinsky to "one-up ol' Willy" in his term to deliver that wall
>develop a revenge plan
>paint the Mexican skies with a slow-acting virus that every American is vaccinated against
>offer a dupe cure that really just turns all of Mexico into a bunch of downies
>they take it
>they also sell it to South America because cartels and it gets you high in small doses
>in the meantime, develop a missile that digs itself into a country's center and then ruptures every square inch of the border of a given country by scanning the borderlines
>it essentially wipes out a country without innocent bycountries going boom
>but I do that to every Muslim country, which could be sympathizers
>which is all of Europe
>Any survivors are placed in our eco-friendly FEMA death camps
>order a purge of 80% of the worldwide human population just to prove a point
>have a nice bike ride before I give the order
>i always sucked at riding bikes, but I remember some faggy song that started out with something about riding them growing up
>but then I put my hands in the air, I've only done this once before
>call my folks one last time with my neurophone
>tell them the news
>be me
>NEET
>house is disgusting
>fat
>too lazy to do anything
>what do
>at world expo
>it's dank af
>architecture
>the white city
>tfw even wheat can be sweetened
>a big fucking spinning wheel you can ride on
>thefuckisasoftdrink.jpg
>get home
>tired as fuck go to bed
>my brother breaks into my room saying he is a ghost
>keeps asking me weird questions
>fuck off carl punch him in the stomach
It was a good day
>>65662116
>run into officer Leroy
>whatever
>be me
>fuckin' love jesus christ
>so I spend a bit singing about it
>and then I sing super abstract and edgy shit
>be me
>really into death metal with my friend Cyrus
>only ones in Denton to like that kind of music at the time
>decide to form a death metal band
>practice twice a week in my bedroom
>never really settled on a name, there were a few suggestions tho
>satan's fingers
>the killers
>hospital bombers
>Cyrus' mom and dad get upset over our use of pentagram and send him to school
>send letters to Cyrus helping to get even
>heil satan
>be me, browsin /mu/
>love to post sincerely about music I like
>everyone shits on me for contributing to discussions
>fuck this shit, bumpin refresh and nobody's replyin to my thread
>why do I go here
>but after 2am all the shitlords have gone to sleep and there's some actual discussion
>these actual threads are calling at me
>sometimes I think if this board is so small
>maybe we can never escape the fucking grimes threads
>these fucking fantano threads turning up like bloody mountains
>melon after melon there's no end in sight
>i need substance pls mods just prune them all
>we go off to the closest subreddit
>we praised Newsom's voice and made posts
>got downvoted so we ran away again, we don't even know why, Reddit's nice
>all their opinions and memes are exactly the same, like a fucking mirror
>their downvotes tell us they don't need us
>be me
>at party
>go outside to piss
>see a plane
>see some trees and other shit
>went back inside
>got nervous
>went home
>fell asleep
>woke up and realized I fucked up
>>65651840
>no toast in the toaster
overrated post tbqh
>>65651840
this is ripped directly from reddit
>>65658951
Modest Mouse - Cowboy Dan
good taste senpai
>>65664590
nice
>>65661011
great song but yeah, >>65663752 is right. If you must know the truth about the tale, then go and ask the milk man
>>65664779
Don, Aman
>>65651840
How is this funny? what does being in prison and having officers around have anything to do with that song (other than having "prisoner" in the song title)?
Fucking 4chan nowadays shitting their pants over any stupid thing.
>be me
>wake up
>spend another second in bed
>get my kid dressed
>bring a stroller in case she gets tired
>watch her skip to the park
>>65665523
Animal Collective - Routine
>nong shing shong
>dumma ding dong...
>>65662107
finally someone
>>65651366
>we wuz strangers n shiet
>>65662134
yes indeed
>>65665523
this is my favorite AC song legit
>be me
>find dead girlfiend
>wake up
>it was all a dream
>go back to sleep so I don't forget dream
>dream continues
>girlfriend scared of dying
>tell her we're still young
>tell her to focus on the good things in life
>night time now
>festival going on below me
>girlfriend turns into ghost
>whispers into ear
>sounds like music
>wake up again
>missing her
>remember her suicide attempt
>stuck fingers down throat to make her throw up the pills she took
>can't take it anymore
>take life
>go to heaven
>see her there
>laughing now
>life is weird
>be me
>high school
>live in trailer park
>left to literally eating snow with cheap cutlery and plates every winter because we can't afford food
>live with mom who married some asshole years ago whom knocked her up a few times and they promptly divorced afterwards
>she also has a few children (including me) but she doesn't really gives a shit about them
>don't know how i'm gonna be able to graduate high school considering my alarmingly low grades
>also had gf while working at some shitty low rate job who broke up with me because of a fight
>tfw I'm a huge asshole
>at this point I realize nobody I know is real, and I yell my discontent at my 'friends', who all just gave me this confused expression
>pretty damn sure they hate my now
>tfw stomach is grumbling because hungry
>this must have been a few months ago or some shit, either way it's been a while, according to my watch
>tfw I still miss her and everybody else
>tfw wish I could just apologize to them all for how much of a shithead I've been
>tfw cycle repeats
>be me, a virgin beta with no friends
>finished school - everyone was pushing me over, teachers even made me do embarrassing stuff, like jumping
>decided to go somewhere far away
>got a job on a boat
>Still being pushed around, captain even tries to have sex with me
>fuck this shit, I'm out
>literally had to swim to the shore, found a job in a bar on the beach
>A girl Miranda is there, not 10/10, looks really lonely
>OH SHIT, SHE'S JUST LIKE ME, IT'S DESTINY
>we go to a movie, then make sweet love
>feelsgood.jpg
>next day, boss tells me, she basically sleeps with anyone around here
>confront her
>she says that it's all in the past, and that I've changed her
>bitches ain't shit but how's and tricks
>sneakily put laxatives into her drink
>>65660060
i was waiting for this one
>be me
>old fart
>live in late 1600s colonial massachusetts
>have wife
>life is okay for the most part
>one day some little shit accuses me of being a warlock, and my wife a witch
>obviously I try to stand my ground and refuse to plead witchcraft
>judge wasn't hearing that shit
>get punishment by pressing
>while laying under the weight of the crushing rocks, I come to a realization: nothing matters
>not life, or death. there's no point in anything, no stopping the inevitability of death
>while I drift slowly into my death, I await for the devil to take me, because i'm sure as shit not going to heaven
>>65652579
Shit, I didn't remember that one.
>>65651366
Someone post the Mr. Brightside one I saw once.
>>65660034
Every mark kozelek song is basically a greentext now
> $
>
>
> :-P
> ooOooooooOoooooOooooooOoh
> you vs. me
> OooooooOoooooooooh
> $
>>65662208
COULDNT HIT IT SIDEWAYS
>tfw it makes no sense to write a long ass one now since the thread is close to bump limit
writing it anyway
>be me
>drug dealer, my life sucks
>me mum abandoned me at birth
>be looking for her
>one step closer...
>then the acid wears off
>it was all a dream
>I killed all my friends
>whoops.jpg
>going home for the holidays to visit some friends
>waiting for a layover flight
>my girlfriend and I are way too tired
>this airport is full of retards and religious fucks
>we're waiting at the airport's subway platform
>girlfriend is in a sleep deprived frenzy
>starts yelling out of nowhere like a little kid
>be me
>10/10 qt gf, glowing hair
>on the bed
>she puts on doobie brothers
>i put on my lucky wizard cape
>dump her on the bed
>that's all I remember
>fade to next morning
>she's gone
>not out in the yard
>grass still wet
>comes back later
>brings a paper bag
>says I'll be amazed
>pulls out a pair of leather shoes
>size 14 triple D, just my size
>ask what they're for
>she laughs it off, lies on floor
>tells me to step on her
>confused af
>ask her if she gets off on it
>she laughs it off, tells me to make her feel good
>around 10 am
>been stomping too long
>gf limbs flat on ground
>mouth agape
>looked sick
>feelsbadman.jpg
>find out later she was high af
>couldn't remember shit
>cum in the fuck
>20 cymbals at once
>Be me
>Egyptian king
>Wake up and my queen is not there
>wtf, someone stole her right under my legion's nose
>launch search squads for her
>find out she was not kidnapped but was escaping and cheating me with another man
>get pissed and get her killed
>feel a little better
>wake up
>it was all a dream
>be unemployed
>laying down in a cheap-ass motel bed while the one I love is getting ready to whore herself so we can live
>we still fuck and she says its special but can't really tell if she's lying
>after a while she starts charging me too
>feels bad man
>>65669435
Is it Kids on Holiday by AnCo? 10/10
>be me
>fall in love with girl
>decide to travel together just for the sake of going
>buy a pack of cigarettes and some mrs. wagner pies for the road
>hitchhike from saginaw to pittsburgh. took 4 days
>board a greyhound
>home in michigan seems like a dream now
>fucking around on bus, making fun of ppl or w/e
>run out of cigarettes
>look out window at moon over field
>feels.mp3
>basically realize i'm lost in life and nothing matters
>start counting cars on new jersey turnpike for shits
>>65659693
Random rules
>Criticizing and dissing everyone
>Calling out on them treacherous bitches
>Deep thoughts
>Telling your family how much you love them
>Forgive your enemies
>You are dead
>Still get claimed by the devil
this is a pretty old story so
sorry if you've heard this one before
>be me
>musician
>look like comedian
>constantly mistaken for him
>in better nick tho
>taking a stroll with my b̶o̶y̶girlfriend
>nice little village cemetery
>real lovely and quaint
>very middle england - i'll probably write a song about this at some point
>suddenly pick up the cloying smell of roasting meat
>someone's having a fucking barbecue
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>notice that it's actually coming from my girlfriend
>she's just opened a packet of frazzles
>lol shit, false alarm
>she asks if I want one
>I remind her that, while the bacon flavouring is artificial, the suffering of our animal brethren is very real and endemic of an inoperably sickly society
>she laughs and throws herself at me
>wraps her real arms around me and grins
>"I love you you little goofba--"
>suddenly church bell starts chiming
>they're really fucking loud and sound sort of inorganic
>like a repeating, shrill buzz
>too focused on the noise to fully realise at the time that my girlfriend's dissappeared
>so has the churchyard
>all the gravestones must have sunk into the soil
>my vision's getting blurry
>the light sky is a lot darker now
>the buzzing coalesces into something clearer
>i'm lying down
>this story goes on a bit i know, sorry
>roll over and see big red numbers
>"8:00"
>for fuck's sake
>it's not another false alarm
>it's my actual alarm
>remember that I found a job the other day
>rip in peace my dream gf
>what a shit start to the day
>absolutely miserable now
>be the sun
>rise above the world
>when I come down and the moon is up i kill children
>I love everyone however
