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euphoric edition
>>65476569
first for thrashers are faggots
unexpect is spork, not euphoric
Metal is for children
>>65485680
oh shiiiit man i haven't seen this meme in ages
>>65485672
>butt annihilated black baby
>>65485696
t. 19 year old neo-thrasher
>>65485542
Tell me then, what do you consider traditional metal? What do you consider heavy metal?
>2:37
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlvFxDMd9KM
>>65485712
t. 12 years old wall noiser
Gb2 your cucktory worship your mongrel
>>65485718
>typical traditional metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDXd6RTWzQU
>typical heavy metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVid_fLzN5g
there's a massive difference in style and sound. to pretend their somehow the same subgenre is ridiculous
What portion of nsbm bands are serious? What about anti-religious bands?
>>65485718
Trad metal is just a term like nwobhm to distinguish between scenes. Its still heavy metal
>>65485755
A vast majority of NSBM bands are not actually NSBM bands, it's just the members that are either neo-nazis, radical conservatives etc but don't actually put any of it in their lyrics, or do it very rarely, like Nokturnal Mortum.
Then there are bands that also put it into their lyrics, but it's just the same as traditional metal.
Black metal is supposed to be shocking, satanism doesn't shock anyone anymore so people transition to NS now, and it's clearly working.
As for anti-religious bands, fuck religion, pretty much every band is serious about that
>>65485752
first one is just rock music
>>65485841
Yeah he's being an idiot ignore him
>>65485800
I understand that plenty of bm bands have ns members, I didn't mean shit like that. Most of the time when anti-religious or pro-natalist shit is in bm it's so heavy handed that it sounds silly. I'm not a national socialist, but I am pretty anti-religious, so it's not entirely me just projecting my bias onto the music.
>>65485752
I think the tem you're looking for is proto-metal
why is the spork aesthetic so best, boys?
>>65485869
>I'm not a national socialist
why would you admit to this?
>>65485800
>fuck religion, pretty much every band is serious about that
>>65485897
>listens to metal
>somehow memes people who are anti-religion as fedoralords
>>65485890
SLIPTOFLAPPYRAPPYANDACARPALTUNNELPUDDINGFLANKERNABBLEANDASTAMPYANDAPIGEONSMELLINGGENERATOR
>>65485841
that's like saying black sabbath's first album is just rock music lad
you're trying to tell me that stuff along the lines of black sabbath are somehow the same subgenre of metal of stuff along the lines of priest.
but if you want me to link you heavier traditional metal thats unarguably metal and not heavier rock, here you go. how does traditional metal hold any semblance to bands like maiden, priest and diamond head?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxB55yaWG-I
Why do people call black metal musicians "black metal composers"? Sounds like delusion to me
>>65485869
>so heavy handed that it sounds silly
What NSBM bands are you talking about specifically?
>>65485890
What's going on on this cover?
>>65485941
I've never heard someone say this and if someone does it it's usually the same people calling every artist a composer
>>65485941
They're usually referring to one man bands where they compose for all instruments
>>65485915
it's the phrasing desu.
>>65485890
If you don't use mammal sauce you might as well be gay
>>65485968
This makes sense. How come that's more prevalent in black metal than other metal subgenres (or at least apparently so)?
>>65486023
Not really sure why. Black metal has got this whole anti social extreme angle to it which led to more one man bands i guess
>>65485869
>I'm not a national socialist
>>65486023
the DIY aesthetic and everyone wants to be Grishnackh.plus most bm tracks aren't really technically demanding. it's more of a BM tradition desu.
>>65486023
The BM misanthrope thing really attracts autists.
>>65485934
This is ridiculously heavy for 1971, what the fuck.
>4:11
>>65486101
We proto-metal now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJy-i-64s1A
>>65486023
extremely low requirement for talent. making even bottom of the barrel death or thrash takes some level of skill, with black metal you can be absolutely Down's syndrome-tier and if you package it right people will pretend they like it because 'lololo kvlt'
>>65486121
true
most one man bands are shit
38 minutes is the perfect length for a metal album
>>65486183
Nope. 45
>>65485934
Black sabbaths first is just rock music. Hard rock blues rock but rock music all the same. And black sabbath is not representative of all trad metal
>>65486252
>Black sabbaths first is just rock music
>>65486285
Yes, it is.
>>65486252
I was agreeing with you until you just said
>Black sabbaths first is just rock music.
>>65486297
I'm a different guy so no you weren't
>>65486294
>the defining metal album and the bible of doom metal isn't metal
ok
>>65486322
Its the album that birth metal sure, the the parent is not the child and it is still rock. And MoR is the doom one
>>65486183
nah, 76
>>65486356
>MoR is the doom one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lVdMbUx1_k
>>65486356
Explain how Black Sabbath's first album isn't metal, lad.
How isn't this doom metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4605dtiBKuM
>>65486356
literally the first song on their s/t is one of the most iconic doom metal songs of all time
what the fuck are you on about
>it's a /mu/ essentials shitter tries talking about metal episode
>>65486183
actually, it's 142 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgnwMEz5lBM
>yfw this song
>>65486373
man I never listen to this anymore, I forgot how goddamn great it is
>>65486381
>>65486373
jesus christ ozzy can NOT sing at all, even from the start
>>65486402
>>65486381
>>65486373
Because it's just heavier blues rock. The band themselves says so, and who are you to argue with Black Sabbath?
EVIL WOMAN DON'T YOU PLAY YOUR GAMES WITH ME
>>65486356
>the parent is not the child
You're right, Cream, Led Zeppelin, Spooky Tooth, The Who, The Yardbirds and Yesterday's Children were the parents that were rock and Black Sabbath is the child that is metal
>>65486475
The grandparent is not the child.
see>>65486457
What does /mu/ think of this album?
>>65486517
I think it's fairly shit.
>>65486517
real good
>>65486381
>>65486402
>>65486373
>"Since we were so-called inventors of this music, and coming from Birmingham and all the surrounding things that are going on, it's really great for Birmingham and it's really great for us all," BLACK SABBATH guitarist Tony Iommi who has been involved with the project told the BBC.
>He added, "I wasn't familiar with [the term 'heavy metal'] for quite a few years. I mean, I always looked at what we did as heavy rock. And when that term was first mentioned to me Somebody said, 'Oh, you play heavy metal.' And I said, 'What? What's that?' And this was a journalist from a well-known magazine. He said, 'Well, that's what you play it's heavy metal.' And I'd been in America for quite awhile, so when I came back and I heard this term, I'd never heard it. And, of course, ever since that, that's been non-stop. I still think we're heavy rock, but you are put into a bag, and I'm quite proud of it now."
Literally forced by genre autists to conform to their meme tags
>>65486517
EMILY
>>65486566
>the content creator reserves the right to define their work
>>65486457
You never explained how it isn't metal you dumbfuck.
Listen to >>65486381 and explain to me how it's not metal, but all of the 70s and 80s doom metal bands that do the same thing somehow are.
>>65486566
That doesn't explain anything. It's apparently not metal because somebody says so? Then what about the identical sounding bands who are labeled metal?
You can't explain how it's not metal so you resort to "b-but somebody said".
You're practically saying that if I were to take a brown shit and call it a gray rock, it's technically a gray rock because I created it.
>>65486591
>>65486615
Only the creator of a piece of work knows its true meaning. If Iommi says Black Sabbath is hard rock, then it's hard rock. Period. No amount of mental gymnastics can change this fact.
>>65486591
Well yeah they do
>>65486615
>"b-but somebody said".
>how it isn't metal
The band said it wasn't metal. The people who made a thing tell you it's not some other thing, and you say they're wrong. Because you're an idiot.
Prove it is metal.
>>65486591
literally this
who cares what Tony thought. The intro riff of Black Sabbath is clearly metal even if some of that album (most even) is just heavy psych
if i wrote a black metal song that's just straight up tranny hunger worship and called it speed metal that wouldn't make it fucking speed metal
>>65486615
>all of the 70s and 80s doom metal bands that do the same thing somehow are.
How about you prove that first, since we're trying to be factual.
You're making a lot of statements and don't seem to hold yourself to the same standards you hold us.
>>65486654
So if I make a black metal song and say it's actually a romantic string quartet piece it totally is, right?
>>65486654
If I were to write goregrind and then say it was dreampop, it's dreampop now?
>>65486673
>some of that album (most even) is just heavy psych
Boom here we go
You are now on our side no matter what you said
>>65486692
>>65486694
How does this have anything to do with what we're saying?
>>65486657
>Prove it is metal
The fact that Black Sabbath spawned a massive subgenre of rock is enough proof. The fact that without Black Sabbath, metal would be vastly different, if not outright non-existent. The fact that many millions of people consider them metal. The fact that subjectively they are labeled label in relation to hard rock and objectively because the composition and performance is vastly different from jazz, rock and pop
9/10 troll, haven't seen people this pissed in a long time
>>65486731
>Black Sabbath spawned a massive subgenre of rock is enough proof
But anon, that isn't proof. That's not how proof works. Google something called the scientific method and get back to us.
>>65486531
how?
>>65486730
>a song that shares every characteristic with doom metal and is generally considered one of the defining doom metal songs isn't doom metal because somebody says so
>>65486695
nah sabbath is still a heavy metal band and even if their s/t wasnt a metal album it still had the first metal songs
>>65486730
Because Black Sabbath played what objectively fits the 'metal' label but called it 'heavy rock' or whatever, and that doesn't make it 'metal'. The examples you quoted were hyperbole but valid.
>>65486730
it's the exact same argument: Only the artist can define his work
>>65485635
what is the best Death album?
>>65486004
MY MAMMAL SAUCE IS THE BEST MAMMAL SAUCEEEEEE
>>65486754
have you ever listened to Black Sabbath?
have you ever listened to metal?
because I seriously don't understand how stupid you have to be to not see how influential they were on the genre
>>65486777
They're all mediocre, overhyped shit
>>65486777
Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
>>65486754
>music
>science
>not art
w e w
>>65486777
DEVOURING THE FEMBOY
>>65486754
>scientific method
Bloody hell mate. You're arguing about genres. They're literally artificially constructed, woolly lists of predicates useful only for descriptive purposes. This is a ridiculous discussion.
By the way guys, Immortal is Holocaust Metal, not Black Metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cn5knvjfJY
W I F E B E A T E R
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Can you guy's growl?
>>65486777
Human or Symbolic, but they're one of the few bands that have a perfect discography, listen to all their studio albums their all incredible.
>>65486801
Besides Human most of there albums are really generic.
>>65486841
I can't growl but I can do really high-pitched screams.
>>65486831
no way
>>65486831
HOLY FUCK 2:14 FOR MAXIMUM MEMES!
>>65486777
Leprosy or Meme Bloody Skeltal
kind of >>65486801 but they actually were super influential so it's probably worth listening to at least a couple albums. chuck's vocals are still good though
>>65486851
what the hell
>>65486777
Symbollocks
>>65486831
hey where's the guy who says he's the drummer
post pics and timestamp
or did he admit he was lying
>>65486841
I can do the batman growl really well but it doesn't work for singing
>>65486854
I sorta can but I'm not sure if I'm doing right, after about 10 seconds I want to cough
>>65486773
>their s/t wasnt a metal album
But that's literally what I am saying
>>65486763
The artist made a blues rock album with the intention of it being that. It may have inspired metal but that doesn't change the actual album
>>65486774
> objectively
Nope, and how is that connected to what you said before? And they made a rock album so they called it rock. They intended to make rock, not something else.
>>65486775
It's not the exact argument, because they made a rock album with that intention, not trying to make another thing and call it something else
>>65486796
That's not what this is about at all
>>65486816
Agreed, this is ridiculous
>>65486831
>huge venue
>30 people at the show
>actually take up the whole room because they need 10 sqm each for the kung fu pit
>>65486904
You're probably doing it wrong then, it shouldn't strain your vocal cords
>>65486924
THESE ARE HIS RULES
>>65486919
Show me another blues rock or heavy psych album from that era that does what Black Sabbath's self-titled does. You're acting like it's a run of the blues rock or psychedelic rock album when in fact it's the first of it's kind.
It legitimately shaped metal and is the most influential doom metal album of all time.
>>65486919
You intended to sound empirical but you made a shitpost. But it doesn't change your actual """""argument"""""
>>65486831
honestly I'm kind of fat but I don't understand how people can let themselves get that obese. that's like full-on disability fat
>>65486959
We're talking about black sabbath, not about some other band, stop trying to deflect this into another subject.
>You're acting like it's a run of the blues rock
no i am not
> influential doom metal album of all time.
influential yes doom no
>>65486976
And now we have gotten to where you have no arguments or points and just call me a shitposter out of a lack of anything worthwhile to say
brief reminder that metallica isn't thrash metal because james hetfield referred to their style as power metal
>>65486999
And trips confirm
>>65486985
he actually lost a lot of weight recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMXnre5p-fY
>>65486999
>influential yes doom no
not all doom is stoner doom
name a more influential doom metal album and don't say Master of Reality
>>65486999
>has all of the characteristics of doom metal and is played exactly identical to doom metal
>isn't doom metal
black sabbath fucking sucks
shut the fuck up
>>65486919
anon you know what they say, if you get called an idiot one time punch him in the face, if you get called an idiot a second time sucker punch him, but if you get called an idiot for the third time maybe you should check the mirror,
or something like that.. anyway the point is that you're an idiot
Black Sabbath is a metal band and literally created every single genre of metal
>doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ5B5Ph1gl4
>thrash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzMhOrKgbls
>glam power ballad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRDC4UDsnU
>stoner metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvn9LLDWb0
>prog metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvn9LLDWb0
>trad metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvn9LLDWb0
>>65487058
>only wrong opinion in this thread
I don't understand why so many people shit themselves for this soft rock dronefest
>>65487065
Fucking copy paste
>prog
https://www.youtube.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXkpZrVHqEI
>trad metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noUYAPdLMp0
>>65487039
>don't say the most influential doom album ever
real nice tactic there buddy
>>65487040
Except that first part isn't true
>>65487059
No arguments. Just whining.
>>65487073
Haha well memed my man!
Can someone recommend me songs like Metallica's 'to live is to die' and 'call of ktulu'?
For some reason both make me feel very strong feels.
>>65487109
>Except that first part isn't true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4605dtiBKuM
>>65487109
>Except that first part isn't true
Prove it
>>65487116
try listening to Gojira - From Mars To Sirius
I would honestly not like crowbar as much as I do if they were four skinny guys.
>>65487132
>>65487144
Just posting a link isn't an argument. You're going to have to go into this, really explain it in depth. Give me something to counter, something to actually argue with
>>65487155
Crowbar? More like CrowBEAR!
Vektor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRKP6IWZThE
>Count Raven
>literally sounds like Black Sabbath 20 years later
>Count Raven is absolutely a metal band
>sounds just like Black Sabbath
>therefore Black Sabbath is absolutely a metal band
This only goes to show that metal hasn't really progressed
What is stoner metal, musically?
>>65487180
No, that just means Count Raven is bluesy hard rock
>>65487166
Ironically people in the thread were asking you to go into depth about how they're not metal earlier and you haven't. Nobody's going to explain things to you if you won't bother explaining when you're asked to explain first.
>>65487166
>really explain it in depth
not until you answer >>65486381
>>65487184
Orange Gobblin', Scissorfight, Weedeater...or something.
what's some hard rockened blues?
>>65487255
acdc and blck sabbaeth
>>65487212
>>65487242
Which is another way of saying you don't have an argument and are too lazy to go into this in depth.
>>65487184
Black Sabbath
>>65487255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yO7l6TmIRI
Literally hard rockened blues
aayyyyyyyyy lmao
>>65487155
Metal is big guy music
>>65487166
do you know what a musical interval is?
Sabbath use riffs with specific dissonant intervals and a slow tempo that influenced the sound of what was later called doom metal,by bands creating riffs that copied their intervals in their riffs and expended that idea.
black sabbath is a meme
>>65487266
>AC/DC
>any blues after like their third album
>>65487255
GOAT hard-rockened blues coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf2LS7hMZBY
>open thread
>"black sabbath isn't metal"
>close thread
>>65487267
>says the faggot shitposting en masse with one liners
Are you jacking off to your pretentious self-indulgence by the way?
You seem like the kind of twisted sick faggot to lube up your cock with snot and jack off until you bleed and cum pus.
>inb4 ad hominem
You literally have a non-argument relying on memes
>muh scientific method
kill yourself, shitter
>>65487284
can skellies fully appreciate metal then?
>>65487274
>that production
why
>>65487314
nice one XDD
unironically though black sabbath is metal
>>65487314
black sabbath is down tuned blues rock
>>65487292
in their riff making process*
>>65487333
Go find a """""remastered""""" version then, you untrve false cuck
>>65487292
And that's found in quite a lot of blues rock, actually. It's not an uncommon thing. Led Z has it, Cream has it.
>>65487318
And you're just mad as fuck. Going to stop talking to you until you calm down. Try and relax, buddy.
>>65487314
black sabbath is clearly bluesened hard rock
>>65487325
who /swolle/ here?
This thread reeks of those nu-male college courses where the assignment is to go on Reddit and argue an unpopular opinion and then present it in class in front of brain-dead gender studies majors
>>65487360
>piano too quiet to serve a harmonic function
>or any function for that matter
>drums are so loud you'd think it's a jazz record
I'll remaster YOU.
>>65487145
Not bad at all, but it's not exactly in the same style as those songs. Thanks anyway, might explore them sometime.
>folk
>best doge is best genre
>>65487417
THIS IS MY HOUSE
THESE ARE MY RULES
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE ME SOME
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>>65487445
that would be thrash and death famalam
>>65486831
Fabu Cago Beating the Wife
>>65487445
Literally every dog there besides glam is best bro-tier
>>65487444
lol
>>65487455
>death
>pitbull
death metal confirmed nigger tier
>>65487417
This post reeks of butthurt
>>65487435
Whoa whoa take it easy, I don't want any trouble
what the fuck is going on itt
>>65487445
surprisingly very accurate
>>65487396
>tfw ultraskellie but love manowar feels
Few weeks ago I had an very intense acid trip and put 'swords in the wind' in my playlist, fuck me that was one hell of an experience I'll never forget.
>>65487473
That's not a pitbull, retard
>>65487473
White hipsters actually love pitbulls now. They're the memest dogs atm.
Just like death metal
>>65487473
thats not a pitbull you meme loving fuck
>>65487396
reporting in
>>65487500
I know
>>65487522
So you're just dumb?
>>65487522
>mexican agent 47
>>65487530
Are you talking to me?
>>65487512
>>65487522
Are they the same person?
>>65487544
Never reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread
>>65487561
WALK
ON
HOME
Seriously one of these days you guys are going to have to learn how to argue, or this will just keep happening again and again.
>>65487473
You stupid fucking coon, does this look like a goddamn pitbull to you?
>>65487590
you shut up
>>65487576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MocvCDP9Zk
ashamed of the racists I used to call brothers tbqh
>>65487601
Sure thing lil buddy
>>65487368
yeah but they gave those dissonant intervals more emphasis, used them more, were more dynamic rhythmically, and used a lot more gain and psych effects,and sang about doom, death and horrors.
but sure they took blues rock and spiced it up a little, it is very noticble that thet were greatly influenced by blues rock like any other hard rock band, Sabbath just took it to a different direction and had a much heavier sound than anything else by their time, because of their production and the musical traits I listed earlier.
>>65487610
Rob is a MESS!
Rob is a WASTE!
>tfw he calls me lil buddy
>>65487473
get your fucking dogges straight
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Ablaze_My_Sorrow/Black/586247
Oh hey look, something to actually get hyped about for once
>>65487631
>like any other hard rock band, Sabbath
Alright we're done here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
REAL TALK, can someone try posting this to some reddit music boards to see how they react?
thread confirmed for jesse
nothing of value will be said from this point on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpIt8XoONnA
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>>65487672
if someone argues that they're not a hard rock band is delusional, but they were also easily metal and doom in specific songs and are the most influential band metal had ever seen, and one of the most influential on rock in general.
>>65487716
watch me prove you right
black sabbath is not metal
Black metal sucks
>>65487738
>somebody is mad as fuck
>metallum is elitist hardnosed objectivefag tier
>black sabbath is on metallum
>therefore black sabbath is metal
well that was hard :^)
>>65487610
Kek this is what everyone in this general looks like
>SOTS ruined death metal
>muh Red in the Sky
>Machine Head suck
You're all a bunch of beta virgin faggots hiding behind computer monitors to espouse your nonsense opinions, the reason you care about keeping metal "true" is due to how weak you actually are, latching on to metal and adopting it as an extension of your personality while vying for "truer" and "heavier" forms of it allow you to vicariously feel strength you'd normally lack the actually ability to feel when offline. Fuck all of you.
>>65487732
2:07 those fucking movies
>/metal/ actually hates /metal/ now
>>65487802
>Kek this is what everyone in this general looks like
That's a picture of Rob Flynn in drag
He's the main guy from Machine Head
Machine Head sucks
>>65487456
kek
>>65487802
As are you
>>65487802
>>SOTS ruined death metal
>>muh Red in the Sky
>>Machine Head suck
all of these are correct opinions except that red in the sky is also shit
>>65487811
we love /metal/, we hate metal
>>65487807
*moves
fug
>tfw we're all scumbags in disguise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGk1pnuD_qw
sots is not even death metal, how the fuck did it ruin death metal?
>>65487811
>/metal/ actually hates metal too
>metal actually hates /metal/ too
>metal actually hates metal too
METAL IS SHIT
>>65487857
here we go again
>>65487859
friendly reminder that liking anything is vntrve
>>65487824
Upvoted
You know I'm referring to the picture I posted, I only replied to his post to link that picture to the Machine Head single since I screencapped it from the comment sections. Deflecting is all you low test cucks know how to do, but keep talking about metal's "purity" and how "true as steel" you are, anything to make you feel better when you pass by a mirror catching a glimpse of your pimple-ridden greasy face draped by a disheveled neckbeard and connected to 250 pounds of lard.
Actually all metal sucks
>Be me
>Objective 8/10 girl with PhD in music studies
>Do all of my research in heavy metal classification
>Go to party
>Get pretty drunk
>Some guy (only 8/10 himself, under 6'4 too guh) hits on me
>Asks me what music I like
>Maybe I'll give him a pity fuck my judgement's p shit at this point
>Say "heavy metal"
>He responds "oh yeah I love heavy metal, Black Sabbath, Witchfinder General, the list could go on
>Black Sabbath
Never been drier than that moment
>>65486114
Proto-metal is awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFyEjUXGE2I
>I'm going to listen to the people who say Cattle Decap is core
im-FUCKING-plying laddie
>>65487881
If you weren't an inarticulate nigger, then maybe people could actually understand what the fuck you're talking about
>>65487892
Ultra-Proto-Metal is even better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
>>65487903
>hate deathcore with a passion
>band members are holding your family hostage so they can force you into fronting their deathcore band
JUST
>>65487903
who the fuck cares. they're shit, that's all that matters
>>65487944
wrong oh pally oh
>>65487886
>>Be me
>>Objective 8/10 girl
Stopped reading there
>>65487944
i still kinda like the vocals tbqh.
>>65487961
sniff my anus cuckboy
If dmshareguy was here, things would be different
GUYS I found the lyrics for Ebu Gogog Memeing the Child!
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Neoandertals/Ebu_Gogo_Gutting_the_Child/305367
FUCK
>Significantly smaller cranium capacity
>Mental retardation
>Mimicking advanced behaviours
>He who eats anything
>Human meat
>Entrails of the child
Literally dying holy Jesus!
>>65487992
You need something?
>>65487998
hahaha
>>65486381
I think this live show defines and shows it the best
>20:02
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yZA4TC_pt4
>>65487998
what a meme! pizdec vladimir
>>65487998
>found lyrics
>looked on the #1 go-to site for anything metal related
Good job, friend. Appreciate the effort.
>>65487998
>They had hard, thicker eyebrow ridges than us, sharply sloping foreheads
>No chins
>Lonely roamers
>Eyes black and blank
>Hunt for cunts
What did he mean by this?
>>65487998
>Nonhuman in appearance
>Behaviours were human
>The obsession towards necrophilia
>Accompanied by mutilation
>They saw love as we see death
>A playful play, joy from fresh cadavers
>After death-day
>Most painful of fuckings and feasts of the night
What did he mean by this?
Thoughts on Vektor?
>>65487992
Yeah things would even be worse, /pol/posting would be even greater now since there's an easy target to rile up and more shitty weeb bands would get circlejerked solely from being quirky and Japanese, at least most tripfags know how to take pauses, he'd longer around in every thread and shit it up with his attention whoring, then he'd occasionally post some obscure tech death band to pretend that his tripfagging has a purpose. Easily the worst tripfag we've ever had, and will ever have.
>>65487998
>Desiring an unspoiled slit
>A young cunt
>an unspoiled slit
>an unspoiled slit
>an unspoiled slit
>>65487998
>Teach them and feed them
>Let them lick your feet
>Show them the secrets of human food
>In a day or two they will not take you
>Howls of lust
>How do you prefer the ending?
>The warmness in your mouth may or may not be swallowed
>The gogo favours both styles
>A noble
>Ass to mouth
Where were you when the memes were too dank?
>>65488058
I like Terminal Redux a lot and it's so far in my top 3 of the current year.
Not a bad song on it imo.
>>65487998
Am I the only one who unironically enjoys this album?
>>65488104
You mean except the first four tracks which are snoozefests, the rest is soulless Thrash
>>65488107
what makes you think there's any irony involved?
>>65488107
>Violent sexual behaviour
>No pulling out before ejaculation
>No stopping after cumming
>Is she really thirteen?
>Surrounding her for sodomizing
>They piss into your vagina
>On her clit they will feed
>So delicious and sweet
>Lick and kiss your little arse
>Limestone caves darkened by the odour of filth and decay
>>65488139
the memes
>>65487998
So let me tell you about what is good about this band: ……………………………………
Yes, that’s right absolutely nothing. In my 19 years of hearing music I can honestly say this is one of the most atrociously bad albums I have ever heard. The genius idea of only bass and no guitars seems interesting at first. With the bass down tuned so far that most of the time it is just a constant wall of ear bleeding. There are some of the most boring drums ever. And the vocals are simply generic and have nothing special going for them.
Now that could conclude the review, but obviously that isn’t enough. What is really so bad about this? Well adding onto the earlier comments, the bass is just so fucking annoying when by itself. One of the few times a bass is audible in a band, only because it is the only form of guitar, and it is one of the only times I do not want to hear the damn bass. Holy Christ, sitting here listening to the songs with my sub woofer is one of the most painful things I have ever endured, and I have been thrown off the hood of a car. It doesn’t even sound like the bass player has ever even played before. Anyone could pick up the instrument and flail wildly on the strings, record it, and call it a song with the drums in the background hitting the crash, snare, and bass drums in a somewhat ignorable fashion because the wall of death that is blaring from the speakers is just so atrociously bad that not even a genie could fix their problem.
Never have I come across music so bad, and hopefully I never will come across something this bad ever again. This was seriously that bad that it makes things like 5 Finger Death Punch respectable; even if the music wasn’t that bad if you have accomplished a feat such as that you deserve to be lined up and shot execution style because no one should ever have a chance to say such a thing.
>>65488107
It's one of the greater albums out there because it fulfills its purpose almost perfectly.
>>65488156
>Spitting back chewed cum
>Sometimes losing a life can be fun
O F F T H E C H A R T S
>>65488142
pls stob
>made chili with the last of my supplies
>nothing else to eat for the week
>chili came out agonisingly hot, to the point of being almost inedible
meal for this meal?
>>65488216
ebu gogo gutting the child
>>65488216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cqy4-vCo0M
>still a better song than ebu gogo
>>65488216
I thought those were more lyrics from ebu gogo
>>65488216
Put some sour cream in dat bih
>>65487039
Not him but Pentagrams Relentless gets my vote even if it's not walking-in-tar-pit-with-lead-boots-slow
As for first true Doom album I'd say Saint Vitus by Saint Vitus - Zombie Hunger, Psychopath and Burial at Sea are really doomy stuff, though the title track is my favorite.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQHCTT2t1lE
>0:42
>drowns rest of the band
>>65488216
I thought those were lyrics.
Anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZug9y81Axk
>>65488242
this desu
>>65488242
>Flints for slicing three slices of brain dices
>They always slice neatly down through the side to the spine
>Being extra careful when sawing where the spine meets the top of the pelvis
Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.
>>65488270
>Traces of tears on her mutilated face, covered by her fabulous hair
>Bashing her teeth in in her sleep
The sweet sleep of death
>Undisguised admiration in a girl’s passionate rotting
>Blowjobs and black kisses for dark evenings
Reminder that neo-Thrashers should leave the hall
Reminder that Black poseurs should leave the hall
>The cunt of the dead child will be re-violated
>The screams on her face will be reawakened
>Mouth shut with two cocks
>The flowing of warm semen will not stop
>They wanted more from the dead than the living girl could ever give
>>65488334
There are no trve thrashers anymore.
They either sold out, died or are in prison for killing fake punks
>Tonguing through the maggots
>Hardly reaching her pussy
>Still wet from rot
>You should lick that - not
ooga booga gutting his wife's son
>>65487473
just
pls stop you guis
pretty please ?
>>65488446
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black metal is shit
>>65487184
My autismal separation goes like this.
>Stoner Rock
Bands like Fu Manchu, Kyuss, Orange Goblin, Nebula
"Rougher" rock music,
>Stoner Metal
Sleep, Stoned Jesus for example.
Slower than Stoner Rock, mellow, clean vocals
>Stoner Doom
Electric Wizard, Acid King for example
As slow or slower than Stoner Metal, lyrics more "serious", overall feel is more sinister (Dopethrone album) or very psychedelic (Busse Woods) vocals usually more "twisted" relating to song themes.
That's just my opinion about the subject, when there's bands like Orange Goblin and Weedeater that mix sludge or change things from album to album (Frequencies from planet ten vs. Coup de grace by Orange Goblin) it becomes a mess.
>>65488486
Everything in your library is objectively shit.
I bet you're even too embarrassed to post a screenshot of it because it's so shit.
Rain Pohlak Writing the Lyrics
>>65488486
A-are Black Metal lyrics worse than ebu gogo?
It's one of the thing I haven't actually looked into, being utterly disinterested in Black Metal due to it being shit.
Is this kvlt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFnrq2S7KeA
>>65487255
This piece right here.
Literally has a blues song cover which imo is pretty awesome.
>>65488535
They're far worse
As edgy as slam lyrics Tbh
>>65488535
Almost:
The moon shines in its prime
It's the night of infernal wonder
I shall go to the forbidden shrine
Evected in the haunted wood out yonder
Leper monks savour menstrual blood
Succubus seduce a young, healthy lad
Naked bodies sway in the lustful stream
Cold, evil eyes in the dark fiercely gleam
Bleached bones in shallow graves
cry out for blood
My baby's heart feels the evil though cannot see
The dark, horned silhouette beckons to me
In the fumes of herbs phantoms appear at will
The wood enchanted is eerily silent and still
My baby's heartbeat suddenly quickens
With joy and terror the midnight air thickens
Lambs bared their fangs
Shrieks turned to sweetes sigh
A drugged virgin on the altar bangs
The clatter of hooves is nigh
Leper monks savour menstrual blood
Succubus seduce a young, healthy lad
Naked bodies sway in the lustful stream
Cold, evil eyes in the dark fiercely gleam
>>65488525
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>>65487998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNN2NukRS8
they're qt
>>65488517
What about you, huh, faggot?
>>65488594
>Leper monks savour menstrual blood
>>65487886
why did you even bother trying with this bait? You could be reading a book, having a workout. Anything but this, anon. Take a good long look at your life and ask yourself the big questions.
So was Lemmy bass player or rhythm guitarist with odd equipment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4XKG1Y5sM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91QIMu9CVrI
>>65487886
YOU REALLY MAKE ME FUCKING SICK
SCRUB YOUR TASTE YOU WORTHLESS BITCH
>>65488653
He was alive. Now he is dead.
i read throught the ooga booga lyrics
and holy fuck this is awesome
dont think i have read anything as fantasy inducing
too bad theres no music attached
>>65488638
I'm essentially getting paid to shitpost over the summer. All I had to do was fix and run some code this morning, and I'm staying on my university's campus in case my advisor emails me. In the evening I'll run and read.
Stay mad, silly boy
>>65488696
based
dick pick when ?
>>65488601
>it's a neo-thrasher
>>65488778
OSDM > Thrash >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(power gap) >>>>>>>>>>jews > Black
there;s literally nothing wrong with machine head
there is something wrong about black metal
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>>65488601
Uhh... organize your shit better, dude.
>>65488831
2busy fucking your disappointed mum :^)
>>65486831
>the video I posted a week ago is a meme now
They performed it well too.
>>65488525
I like them even more now
