Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Aphex Twin EP incoming
-Freddie Gibbs arrested in France
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
>>65475149
You will never get that Pitchfork internship you always wanted.
>>65475149
OP stop being a faggot everyone here knows "Pitchfork patricians" is an oxymoron.
Personally i think this post is constantly being submitted by some pitchfork fag.
>>65475262
>>65475352
>newfags detected
p4k never die
>>65475149
>-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
This threads stands with Michael Gira, Freddie Gibbs, Afrika Bambaataa, Heathcliff Berru & Dr. Luke -- and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Meagan Garvey, Amber Coffman, Larkin Grimm and Ke$ha.
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>65476217
nah
>>65476243
dr-cox-scrubs-where-do-you-think-you-are.gif
What's everyone listening to?
who the fuck does metal now
These threads are SO dead
p4k culture is fucking dead and im so happy
enjoy your pity bump
>>65477115
Someone should make a comparison image like that with Alternative/indie music and Hip-Hop.
>>65476217
who the fuck are you exactly?
how's everybody doing tonight?
>>65475262
>>65475352
oh, hey there! welcome to 4chan!
>>65476533
no one, metal will continue to not get BNM and everyone will continue to not care. nice dubs.
>>65477581
FREDDIE GIBBS INNOCENT
Did anyone see Zoe's soles today on her snapchat story?
I can finally die having lived a happy fulfilled life now
The Strokes 6.no one gives a shit anymore
>>65477810
Post please
>>65477823
I don't want her to see I screenshotted and kick me off her friends desu
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
The Strokes 6.0 BTFO by Jeremy Gordon
The Kills 6.2 by Stuart Berman
Lone 7.6 by Philip Sherburne
White Zombie 8.1 by Evan Minsker
>>65477845
How would she know it's u senpai?
>Angles 5.9
>Comedown Machine 6.1
>Future Present Past 6.0
>>65477881
you get a notification if someone screenshots and it shows you their name
fwiw
they are as perfect as you can imagine
>>65477115
it's due to the shitty site redesign
After the redesign I don't check out these threads anymore because the format pisses me off so much
>>65477937
Senpai go to your app store and download a free screen recorder
That's how I save all Snapchat pics
>>65477937
howd u even get her to add u famalam
she ever personally send u stuff?
>>65478086
yes. nudes.
>>65478109
no way
>>65477810
What's her screen name?
zoe is a goddess and all, but tbqh my life has improved at least 80% ever since charli xcx got on snapchat.
>>65477902
Angles is underrated, but only by about 2 points. Comedown Machine is underrated by a point.
This EP is overrated by about 6.0 points.
P4k needs to delete that killer mike/tim and eric article if they haven't already
>>65478372
jzcamp
>>65478086
i just requested her is all
and no, i'm too scared to send her a regular snap myself...
I'm listening to the white zombie stuff
damn, this is some pretty good noise rock
