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metal general - diaper fetish edition
>>65459390
haha yes
>>65459434
I know right? \m/
>>65459404
How is this allowed on youtube?
>>65459518
really makes you think, isn't it?
>TFW you will never caress her in the cold night dimly lit by the moonlight and the embers of the burned church.
>>65459518
post counter didn't go up lad
>>65459518
that's a nice nigger, how many of your girlfriends did he have sex with?
>>65459518
isn't that outer isolation?
>7 posters
pathetic
>>65459613
yes you are xDDDDDDDD
desu desuuu desu desu desuu
>TFW you will never follow her calls for battle
These are truly the glory days of this general. Have these threads ever been better?
What's going on in this thread?
>>65458658
The 97 set is bretty good
>>65459728
It's Socrates doing yoga
>>65459741
previous one is fun, jesse. we'll usher a newera of memes and goodposting, just have faith and keep posting.
Thoughts? I'm afraid they either are about to jump the shark or already have and it's taking its sweet time do dawn on me.
Only true metal can be posted beyond this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VYxz_KYHn0
>>65459775
I definitely will.
Gimme some good Swedish metal to listen to on this day, June 6, National Day of Sweden
>tfw blue eyed blonde haired Swedish gf
>TFW you will never retire to a lodge in the mountains of trees with her
>>65459591
looks like Dimension Hatröss to me
>>65459563
idk, ask yer mum lad
>>65459805
https://vimeo.com/150271055
>>65459787
dude lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86Fe_raGeMI
Black Metal sucks
>>65459786
it's good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ifVrsatSI
>>65459850
Yeah but was it worth it? I feel they're in danger of becoming stagnant
>>65459863
They've been stagnant for awhile now. They haven't gone full shit but nothing's really been advanced and there's no real creativity here
better than a lot of stuff though
>>65459838
KEK
E
K
>>65459838
>This program is the Swedish equivalent of Saturday Night Live
(in recent years) or something on Comedy Central.
So it's satire and this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg0pO9VG1J8
>>65459805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9Ui2deAKr8
>>65459863
>stagnant
what are you expecting from them tho?
i like how they're becoming more groovy, almost danceable at some parts.
and that fucking bass lines hnng
>>65459838
>>65459901
>>65459931
för helvete
Who /Fleshpress/ here?
rec/rate/rek me
>>65459959
When foreigners think of Sweden, the first thing that comes to mind is big, tasty, light brown balls.
You're just asking for it.
>>65459919
I expect them not to become motorhead, releasing the same album for 35 years
>>65459887
Hey now, the Oblivion Clock EP was their first release to show weaknesses.
>>65459990
>Whirr
Fuck that tranny band.
>>65460002
Sure, but not having obvious weaknesses isn't the same as a strong release. They were just coasting kinda.
im looking for the absolute fastest metal song.
here is the quickest i know right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP7vvYQCDmg
does anyone know anything faster?
>>65459990
Ulcerate was a disappointment; a promise that only Portal could keep. Also I don't get why people wet their pants over Discordance Axis. Listen to Nasum or Rotten Sound or something
>>65460017
Damien is faster
>>65460017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8
:^)
>>65460017
.....that's the fastest you could find?
*thrash??*
>>65460026
>Ulcerate was a disappointment; a promise that only Portal could keep.
Could you please elaborate on this.
>>65460017
this springs to mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBP8imm03Mo
>>65460017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQxXHaxf1k8
>>65460017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_woAipZPtg4
>>65460007
I didn't find G.L.O.S.S. to be anything interesting either, just a rehashed style with a 'progressive' message.
>>65460026
I kinda listened to both of those two as I hadn't really formed my own opinion of either. I thought Ulcerate were alright, but I felt like Discordance Axis just used really similar riffs in different songs. I'm a big fan of Nasum though, Helvete is one of my favourite grind records.
>>65460036
Glad we got the obvious joke out of the way in less than three replies
>>65460049
>so fucking relentless brutal technical hypercomplex otherwordly avanttech; Gorguts/DSO-tier
>turns out it's Gorod's retarded dissonant half-brother
>>65460050
Grindcore + Noise when?
>>65460079
Have you not listened to Of Fracture and Failure?
And while Vermis isn't that good The Destroyers of All trumps anything Gorod has ever done. It's not even fair to compare the bands; Ulcerate is a different style.
>>65460086
How new are you? Noisegrind's been a thing and not even an obscure thing since arguably the late 80s.
>>65460086
Full of Hell did a collab with Merzbow a couple of years back
>>65460017
this should not count, but hey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m_IYjBhlbU
>>65460086
idk, just very fast piccolo snare blastbeats and random chromatich distorted riffage
i THINK i hear a vocal in there somewherem not 100%
>>65460086
When you learn to google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggvkx8bWMFw
>>65460128
This is also a good reply for this faggeth >>65460017
>>65460086
>one of the biggest grind subgenres
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7DBTwbfiXA
>>65460050
Grind drummers are fun to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxlIq6bCgfc
>>65460192
>Yellow and blue
YES
E
S
>>65459805
>gay magical fag land day
>not remembering D-Day
Annual reminder that Americans saved Europe by giving the greatest sacrifice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSJ8rDlBZ_I
Thoughts on this hipster meme?
>>65460044
well, i like thrash so i do more research into it than other genres
>>65460050
>>65460055
wow, go too fast and music starts to sound horrible. thank you, anons! I really appreciate it.
>>65460128
>>65460146
>those vocals
that's hilarious. thank ye kindly
>>65460125
it's fast but you're right, it doesn't really count, they're more joke songs than songs meant to sound good, i think. thank you though.
>>65460270
I can't really hear the difference between Ihsahn's last three albums.
>>65460286
Those are some nice anime boys.
>>65460286
Try this. It's not fast-paced from beginning to end, but when it gets fast it gets fast and beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv2tdfaATAw
>>65460346
Nothing gay about liking little bois
>>65460365
>liking shota
>not a gay pedo
>>65460365
Well hey there dmshareguy
>>65460346
N-No homo, sure.
>>65460374
>>65460381
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
>>65460346
>>65460321
i agree
>>65460413
You're fucking your wife's son now?
That's fucking disgusting man a new low
this is proof that there's still a bit of dmshareguy left in all of our hearts
>babies in diapers
>Sweden day
>speed metal
>fuccbois
Today's thread is exceedingly reeking of faggotry
>>65460469
All we needed was you, and now we're at 100% faggotry capacity
>>65460428
That's /lit/ af nigga
>>65460469
its not speed metal if its fast faggot
>>65460508
yeah, I said it was disgusting.
>>65460469
>he isn't a swede fuccboi who loves speed in his metal
>>65460554
>swede
>cuckanada and americuck pic
?
>>65460539
I wonder how Varg would feel that there's hundreds of pictures of his face photoshopped onto anime girls out there
>>65460578
someone post the screencap where varg says he likes dragon ball and gundams
>>65460568
Shhhh, they're a confused lot
>>65460578
>hahaha this is... wow
wow, i didn't know that /metal/ was filled with fruit bowls.
>>65460672
/metal/'s full of /a/ crossposters and weebs who circlejerk tranny glam
it's bound to be full of fruit bowls.
>>65460672
>>>/truecapitalistradio/
>>65460672
Nothing gay about cute bois
Also BM sucks
>>65460672
>People who want to discuss metal, a genre for poorly adjusted men, on 4chan, a website for poorly adjusted men, are poorly adjusted men
HOLY S H I T
>>65460700
Take that back.
>>65460708
But BM has no fuccbois
>>65460708
is this an edit?
>>65460705
>are poorly adjusted men
>men
fags =/= men
>>65460739
No it's an old /metal/ meme from a few years ago when some guy dumped a moonrune comic where two black metalfags burnt down a church and raped a nun.
>>65460758
>judas priest
>cynic
>gorgoroth
you are slow on the uptake
>>65460705
I'm a girl btw
>>65460867
its not mods lad. if it were the other weebposts would be deleted.
i've noticed some people delete their shitposts after a few minutes now to avoid being banned
>>65460904
He could've deleted the file only
oh well
>>65460904
It's not a weeb issue, it's a fag issue. Mods don't cotton to that homo shit
wew lad
>>65460904
>implying mods aren't purging degeneracy
>He can't differentiate janitor sperging from Mod holohoaxing
>got warned for being off topic for posting an old /metal/ meme
Janitor pls
>>65461086
janitors were trying to get rid that one weeb who was avatarfagging with /a/ shota shit and ended up ignorantly deleting /metal/ maymays in the midst.
>>65460904
Remember the one with the niggress op?
>inb4 someone posts virgin killer to test the janitors
>>65461144
Bestiality is fucking disgusting.
>>65461129
>ignorantly
or maybe they're tired of that shit
SING
AND CELEBRATE
THE CHAOS
OF THIS CANVAS
THAT IS NIGHT
*muffled ihsahn screaming in the background*
>>65461177
Nah, they mostly were deleting the guy avatarfagging with shota unrelated to metal. they kept the posts that were blatantly metal. related despite being animu up, and deleted posts that looked like unrelated weebshit if you weren't into /metal/ memes.
it's a classic case of janitors not being up to date with memes, happens on other boards too where mods dismiss things as shitposting.
>>65461144
>all those /metal/ threads with lewd white girls as OP pic
>thread not pruned
>janitor's face when
Thoughts?
>>65459805
national day of swedistan you mean
>>65461261
delet this
>>65461246
Having a white girl in the op is less likely to lead to butthurt shitposting and derailment desu
>>65461261
One's less shitty than the other
Guess
>>65461273
Why Abbath is going to teach them black metal now. And they will teach him to be kawaii
Baby metal ft. Bjorn "Speed" Strid when?
>>65461290
>going to teach them black metal now
but they already knew black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq9SEFwJ9ZQ
>>65461282
>previous thread
>hour long discussion of geopolitical bullshit
>not pruned
>other threads: 310 posts of shitposts
>not pruned
>linking /metal/ and the k-pop thread as one
>not pruned
>/metal/ thread with a black girl as OP
>thread pruned less than 30 posts in
>>65461316
Then all that is left is for Abbath to make his transformation
>>65461316
>2:40
WEW
LAD
>>65461331
This just sounds like you're butthurt the mods don't condone your filthy attraction to animals.
>>65461375
>dat projection
>>65461389
Can you explain projection and how what I said is an example of it? Without using memes or buzzwords?
>>65461261
HOW CAN THEY BE STOPPED?
IS VARG NEXT?
the only people who can stop babymetal is varg and mirai. they have to put aside their hatred for one another and team up to purge the world from this evil.
>>65461402
Go be tsundere for black girls somewhere else
I WAS FALLING
>extreme metal
>>65461481
So you can't. Mods are based, you're sexually attracted to animals, discussion over.
>>65461561
Reported. Keep your /pol/ shit there
>>65461561
I completely agree.Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MocvCDP9Zk
>>65461561
>>65461592
My mom's husband would be proud
Thoughts?
>>65461331
What's happening is why it was pruned. You can't even say the words "black woman" much less post a picture of one without some manchild throwing a temper tantrum that derails the whole thread.
It's the perfect example of why /pol/shits are scum. If you think niggers aren't human and having sex with them is bestiality, good for you. I couldn't care less. If you can't even see one without derailing a thread you should either see a therapist or kill yourself.
>>65461693
Lacks Vektor
>>65461693
>>65461261
holy fucking shit i need to visit /bmsg/ more. i'm missing out on so much
Elefant sausage is second best gojira album, might get surpassed by magma if 2 singles were worst songs of the album
>>65461702
Hey look, buddy, no one cares about your stance on interspecies sexual relations, but it's against the board rules, so that's the end of the matter. And it's offensive as all hell to flaunt something like that, something so against basic moral codes like raping animals, so of course people are going to be disgusted and voice that disgust. If you post your "opinion" on a subject, people will let you know theirs, and with something like bestiality, people will let you know loudly.
>>65461748
Racism, xenophobia and intolerance are problems prevalent in
all societies. Each and every one of us plays a role in either contributing to or breaking down racial prejudice and intolerant attitudes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6NOElc7Zg
>>65461788
You can't ask me to be tolerant of people who want to have sex with animals. And hey, let's say I was; it's still against board rules. You post that, you get what you deserve.
>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Xbp7qhies
Vek
Tor
Term
gojira is not metal
Black metal sucks
>>65459390
Hey now come on, don't associate Cuckjira with diaper fetishists, I know most of them are terrible people but some are just regular people who like weird porn.
>>65461819
B-but there's undeniable racism at work here! why are white OP's not pruned? this is a clear cut example of WHITE PRIVILEGE!!
how can i become extreme?
GET OF YOUR ASS
>>65461967
Masturbate to diaper fanart of your favorite cartoon characters.
It doesn't get more extreme than that.
AND MAKE ME SOME
F O O D
O
O
D
>>65461967
wear black
listen to the following bands:
manilla road
gorgoroth
defeated sanity
>>65462029
but is this before or after i fap to diaper fanart?
this is something i really want to accomplish.
>tfw the best /metal/ thread in a while was the /pol/ one
>tfw that /metal/ thread has been the best discussion /pol/'s ever had in months
I fucking hate this place so much but no matter how often I try to leave I end up coming back, fuck all of you.
>>65462058
you better do that during you masturbate to diaper fanart
>>65461897
but it is
it's diaper metal
>>65462058
don't forget to listen to gojira
>>65462078
i love you too
>>65462182
Wait is that his benis
BREAK
OF THE EDGE CRUSHER
BREAK OF THE EDGE
CRUSHER
BREAK OF THE EDGE
CRUSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>65462213
No, ass
>>65462058
>>65462138
Do NOT listen to gojira
okay what are your favorite cartoon characters?
>>65462251
are you going to post more or what?
>>65462251
T H I C C
more desu
>>65462268
Rei
>>65462272
>>65462279
worksafe board, you niggers. i'll get bant. i-i can't.
>>65462251
>boobs that small despite all that weight
Man nature really fucked over
>>65462251
Girls ranked by descending trveness:
Black women
Fat women (any race)
Fat black women
POWER GAP
Asian women
POWER GAP
Other assorted shitskins
POWER GAP
White """women"""
Am I still allowed here if I cut my hair?
>>65462295
GET OF YOUR ASS AND
POST SOME MORE
A S S
S
S
>>65462289
okay here we go
masturbate to this while listening to Anaal Nathrakh.
Then you'll be extreme.
daily reminder coming thru
>>65462307
i had to cut my hair because i lost my work at home job. now i look like...like...a normie. ok, a tool. i look like a tool. don't cut your hair unless you have to, man. although i found long hair a bit of a pain to deal with.
putting the /d/ in /metal/
>>65462341
yknow, i don't see a lot of SJW behavior in metal unless it's machine head.
commence whistling.
although machine head has never been per se metal. they just follow trends, desu.
>>65462251
*vomits*
>>65462374
Neato non-sequitur there buddy
>>65462374
FOLLOW THE TRENDS WE DON'T CARE
>>65462307
acceptable /meal/ non long hair
buzzcut
bald
bowlcut
hitler youth without a numale face
caesar cut
>>65462433
I've had a buzzcut so long that I don't even know how to approach an alternative hairstyle. Fucking sucks, I'm not even balding.
>>65462433
I got caesar
feels so fucking fresh actually
>>65462433
shit taste
>>65462423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl9ZfEkaqAs
what did he mean by this
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?
cuck.
>>65462486
WE KNOW HOW TO SPIT OR SWALLOW
>>65462492
HELLO HELLO
>>65462401
that's not a non sequoia, you faggot. it's a natural progression.
STEP ASIDE
FOLLOW THE HOLLOW
who's ready
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGAiPxYhq9N/
quick describe your current haircut using pictures of metl musicians
>>65462522
I didn't say non sequoia, I said non sequitur. There's no natural progression.
>>65462540
muh dick
HEVYDEVY
>>65462512
did he have a professional cut that dog's hair? it looked manicured.
LIKE THE AVERAGE STALKER
FORGE TO FORGIVE
Post yfw this year's going to be the BESTEST year for metal since ever
>>65462492
YOU CAN'T BUY ME
>>65462573
How dare you he fucking loves that dog he did it himself
Is this the best black metal album ever written?
>>65462598
Nope.
>>65462512
Cute pupper
>>65462433
>bowlcut
dude
>>65462551
i'm gonna progress to kicking your ass, you gay retard.
concurrently, i'm listening to metal hammer's "summer slammers" cd i got in the mail.
rate their track list
>>65462657
>summer
Kinda stopped reading right there. Sums you up perfectly.
>>65462657
BM sucks
>>65462657
+inter arma
-everything else
>>65462433
How's back and sides with slick back on top?
>>65462657
>volbeat
Tastiest funk metal coming through
>>65462713
same with Hitler Youth
>>65462433
how about cute boys with pixie cut? :3
>>65461261
A bath is even gayer than Babymetal.
>>65462753
that's dmshareguys's expertise, sorry.
where does this rank among celtic frost's discography?
>>65462790
>hip-hop influence
>>65462790
below morbid tales, mega therion and monothesis
It may not be brutal metal but the tone on this albums is balls out heavy
>>65462856
agreed
>>65462856
the remastered version is even more dope
>>65462856
Finally something we can all agree on
>>65462790
above cold lake
>>65462856
yeah man absolutely
>>65462878
whoa
it takes a lot of empathy to grasp what women are put through daily. metal got too macho, and it glorified this very GENDERED stereotype. it's stupid that in 2016 such archaic ways of thinking are commonplace.
>>65462933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po-UB83-Jzo
S H A R K
H
I
T
Which metal musician do you look like?
My friends tell me I look like Martin Lopez
>>65462549
ged obb my lawn :DDDd
>>65462918
OOH BABY AY BABY
>>65462959
so ugly?
or your "friends" hate you
>>65463020
ugly, yes
>>65462959
i look like bjorn "speed" strid
>>65462959
HHH tbqh
>>65462959
the girls from babby metal
>hipsters don't listen to power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIZDFRgJnHo
>>65463105
I unironically don't know who that man is. Is it Kirk? What does everyone look like nowadays anyway? Shit.
>>65463110
>implying he actually listens to Helloween
>implying he's actually a hipster
>implying the word hipster actually has any meaning anymore
>>65463137
yup that's kirk.
also i just noticed... is that a hoverhand?
>>65463154
Whatever you have to tell yourself.
fred "speed" durst
>>65462959
bobby liebling
fred "metal wouldn't be like it is now without me" durst
>>65463167
but anon, I'm a hipster who doesn't even like power metal. I have no reasons to defend it
whats the difference between stoner rock and stoner metal
>>65463191
he didn't say that did he
did he?
did he?
>>65463201
one is rock
one is metal
whats the difference between deathrock and death metal
>>65463196
but anon, I don't give a shit
>>65463201
diminished fifths
>>65463201
Your choice of fuzz pedal and tuning
let's be real here
power metal is objectively gay
What's the difference between blackrock and black metal
I unironically love this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndrcz3mybPg
>>65463233
pentatonic scale, less palm muting, few-no blastbeats
>>65463233
devilocks
>>65463110
Is there a video like this about sludgewave?
>>65463233
one has singy singy sang
one has growly growly growl
>>65463201
Stoner Rock is warm. Stoner Metal is cold.
>>65463259
blackrock is an area in world of warcraft
black metal is a meme (you dip)
>>65463283
Weird, for me it's the other way around.
whats the difference between glam rock and glam metal
What's the difference between grind rock and grind metal
what's the difference between buttrock and buttmetal
>>65463315
buttrocks are arguably more painful
what's the difference between life and death?
>>65463338
Why is there so few life metal and so much death metal?
kys
>>65463315
Buttrock is hot. Buttmetal is cold.
>>65463315
in buttrock they're posing as rock bands, in buttmetal they're posing as mean rock bands.
>>65463338
>>65463351
why is there not enough tanz metal?
>>65462549
>long as fuck hair
Problem is, I have no beard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4iyQmeaZsw&feature=youtu.be&t=1m2s
>listens to taake once
bjorn "speed" strid
bjorn "speed" strid
>tfw this place is a wreck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
>>65463719
Embrace it friend
>>65463212
It doesn't matter who said it
It's objectively true
>>65463749
WITH THE POWER OF THE ANCIENT FORCE
STARS ARE SHINING
>>65463642
more banjos in meal please, but no scallion cover shit.
>>65463781
RIDING ON THE WINDS OF LIGHT
TWILIGHT FORCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASL5qlA4POY
>implying this isn't the GOAT riff
>>65463719
>resolves to a tritone once
>>65463876
Jesus fucking Christ how unsettling
I demand an edit
>>65463918
stand by
>>65463918
that's mfw when 5:52 hits
>>65463966
meant >>65463876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqinLxJALU
just
>>65463110
>check comments for shitstorm about whether or not lowercase is "real music"
>instead find half speed alvin and the chipmunks record
>its sludgy as fuck
https://soundcloud.com/alvin-thechipmunkson16sp/call-me
>>65463876
>>65463918
DEFYING THE MOULD OF HUMAN FLESH
SMASHING THE WALL OF BELIEFS
SIGHT TO BRING INSANITY
TO ALL DIMENSIONAL REALITYYYY
>>65463719
>tfw im the drummer
>>65463749
>>65463781
>>65463862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9SDaIdGmg
I want to see them live so badly
>costumes
>FUCKING COSTUMES
>historical roleplay.jpg
>the keyboardist does the spoken interludes live
>the vocalist is still fucking amazing live
>>65464102
jesus fucking christ
>>65464100
no wai, post proof
>>65464100
What's it like being in a meme band?
>>65464100
>>65464120
>>65464152
We might be on the brink on some watershed memeing.
>>65464100
fat
>>65464102
damn son
>>65464111
holy fuck that intro is autistic
>>65464100
pls be real
>>65464181
dude go listen to the full album
there are like three autistic as fuck spoken word bits
they're really wonderful
>>65464111
based as fuck
>>65464111
Virginity
>>65464100
i believe in these dubs but
P R O O F
R
O
O
F
>>65464100
Post proof here if true:
>>65464234
>>65459390
i like that ocean planet song off that album, some ulver, and some boris. anyone care to enlighten me on metal and where to go?
