> at party
> hey anon here's the aux cord show us some of your tunes man
what do you play without seeming like an autist?
>>65434677
Something that isn't autistic
>>65434677
that aux isn't even plugged in they're just trying to make you feel wanted
Sister Ray
>>65434677
Music
beatles
>>65434677
Nah man, I don't have any songs in my smart phone however I can show you some neat tricks
>unzips jeans
>>65434677
ryoji ikeda
Disclosure - Magnets
>>65434677
>calling them "tunes"
kys
>>65434677
FloriDaDa
>>65434751
Not as bad as people describing them as 'lit' or 'fire'
I'll play some drill. Just to fuck with everyone. Then I never have to worry about that aux cord.
>>65434677
RAM
Homework
RTJ 2
I've never been to a party, what do people play?
>>65434677
W-E-F-U-N-K
>>65434788
beer pong and goon of fortune mostly
>>65434794
goon of fortune?
>>65434792
You sure are autistic for playing that
>>65434788
i have yet to attend a party where anything trendy played, usually they just have a shitty buttrock station blaring or drug rap.
>>65434765
Not as bad but still bad and you should feel ashamed for saying it.
>>65434772
Oh shit this is a 'party.'
Drill always go well with those shitty ghetto parties I crash. Those ones were everyone just parks at the same place and just let loose.
>>65434801
aye so you strap goon bags to the corners of a clothes line and you spin the clothes line and who ever it lands near has to drink from the goon sack.
>>65434677
neon indian or justice
>>65434813
It wasn't me by the way
I played Boris' cover of Sometimes at a party kek
>>65434826
and this is why Australia is teetering on the brink of third world status
>>65434765
haha nice anon that comment was LIIIT
IIIIII LOOOOVVVVEEEEE YYOOOOOUUUUU JJJEEEEESSSSUUUUUUSSSSSSS CCCCUUUUUHHHHHRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTTTT
>>65434751
Chunes man ya knu the west landon
>>65434813
S A V A G E
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4chan was a better place when the word autist wasn't just a general insult for anything I don't like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bPZkg6oYY0
>>65434858
Australia has the highest output of scientific papers in the southern hemisphere, and as of 2012 the sixth highest scientific output per capita in the world.
>>65434922
Yeah, what he said
>>65434858
get fucked
>>65434922
Sixth out of the seven continents?
Is this normie? Might be a bit too emotional.
>>65434929
rekt
>>65434677
I've heard Get Low by Lil Jon play at most parties I've been to so I would probably choose that
>>65434942
defnietly not normie because its different than the shit theyre used to
>>65434929
yep, just ahead of antarctica :^)
One of the more straightforward of Montreal songs. I keep up the illusion of being """way into music""" while only having to pay dance pop.
GFOTY
>>65434869
That would be autistic af
>>65435041
never reveal your power level anon, normies will never understand
>>65434677
Give us some background info on this party, is this a normie party where you dont know most of the people? Or is this your closest friends?
Is it a rager? Or some calmer social gathering, such as a BBQ?
This is not important however, because I always just put on Merzbow.
>>65434677
New Chance, new Drake, new Ye.
Or just put on Panda.
The Weeknd (Trilogy era)
Plebs will think you're deep and patrician without thinking you're weird
Patricians may give you shit but you can say you just appreciate the production and call it "easy background music" and they'll get off you're back
Just be careful because some songs are too slow and long
>>65435110
Let's say its a normie gathering of about 12 people of which you only know 1 or 2 . Drinking is involved and you have to make an impression or you will be shunned by said normies
>>65435146
Good choice but out of that selection only Glass Table Girls and High for This is acceptable
I played Skepta and The Bug once and it went good
I live in the hipster capital of my country, so most of the parties I go to usually play jangly indie rock or bleep.
I bet I can put on field recordings of nails on chalkboard, and some guy would walk up and go "Dude, what is this? I need to get this on vinyl".
Usually I put on Todd Terje - Inspector Norse, to get things going.
>>65434751
Rec me some bangers boyo
>>65434751
Show off your jingles brethren
>>65434677
>implying i get invited to parties
>implying i even have friends
>>65435392
Clearly this thread isn't for you. Loser.
>make this thread for the millionth time
>still gets responses
man i remember why i stopped coming to /mu/
>>65435278
>hipster capital
Amsterdam?
>>65435433
nah, Im from Norway.
g-eazy
Depends on the party.
If its friends I'll play something I know most people like.
If not something that fits what was being played before
>>65434808
I don't hang out with people who would think funk music is autistic.
why it hard for people to hear unfamiliar music without making snap judgement or getting annoyed? what causes the reaction?
>>65435297
>>65435357
kek
Disclosure - F for you
Chrome Sparks - Marijuana
Nicolas Jaar - Mi Mujer
here you go faggots
>>65434758
Yes this and golden gal
Play Migos all night long of course
Death Grips
Okay boyos, get your rectums ready
*starts up Floridada*
It's their most accessible album
>>65434677
some of the dancier bmsr tunes if it's live, washed out if it's more low key
>>65434942
Let it Happen.....TUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE.
Waterford Whispers are funny fuckers
Boys by M.I.A.
>>65435834
you should blast Inanimate Senasation somewhere in between
maybe pantera. Cowboys from hells will do.
Jai Paul or Neon Indian
Maybe even Three Six Mafia or Danny Brown
Probably Paranoid Android
Can anyone here describe an American party? Argiefag here, we have some different shit in here.
just put some reggaeton and the bitches will start dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FWgcBfs5A0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk0wdDTTPA0
>>65434677
Only right answer
>>65434869
Done it before, everyone was very drunk and died laughing, thinking it was a christian parody song.
>>65434677
if you wanna look like a retard play noise, slow music from 1960s, your favourites and jazz
if you wanna look cool play EDM, black Nigga(tm) shit like Kanye or Llamar or Eminem
hell anything that is popular makes you get accepted. I´d personally start off with Panda, then play some of the shit from TLOP & Lemonade, Vikings coz it has a sick drop and Schoolboy Q coz ive never seen people have bad time with it in clubs. Might throw in a Frozen or some other Disney song remixed just to seem childish and unperfect ;^)
>>65436446
>everybodys white
>reggae
for that situations connect it to your computer, open spotify and select the list billboard 200 or some shit like that
>>65436576
Reggaeton is not reggae
>>65436620
the actual, correct answer
anything other than this and normies will think youre a freak for some reason
>>65434677
Anyway heres wonderwall
>>65436635
unless you´re Diplo or have 90% blacks in audience i dont get how ethnic jamaica memes would work
I have a couple Busdriver songs.
>>65436446
Doesn't really work in gringolandia
>>65434942
yes
>>65436697
Really? What is their reaction?
>>65436620
Only correct answer.
>>65436666
I think you're a little lost here pal. Yeah reggae doesn't really work in parties, you're right nobody disagreed with you. The thing is REGGAETON is not REGGAE. Now do your homework and search what reggaeton is.
>>65434677
Marylin Manson - Sweet Dreams
>>65436732
They don't really dance. They sometimes just talk and kinda move around, but there's times when they go batshit crazy.
Start off with jimmy James by the Beastie boys, get weirder from there, and feel the response
eurobeat
>>65436883
>they go batshit crazy.
what you mean by that?
>>65434677
Correct answer
mostly guys
> mainstream rap, eg Drake, Kanye, Schoolboy Q, Kendrick
mostly girls
>"""edm""", eg Porter Robinson, Flume, some Lana Del Rey remix
>>65434922
Lol southern hemisphere lotta stiff competition
Everyone likes Future, so i'd probably just play March Madness or something
>>65434788
In my experience all people play is Future and things that sound like Future.
>>65435161
odesza
>>65434788
It's background noise.
>>65437061
You seem like someone who isn't socially retarded. Good job.
>>65437287
Some people do have friend groups with some sort of taste in music.
I put this on at a party.
>>65434677
Flood by Boris.
>>65434897
I like using it to make fun of ocd tendencies.
nb
>>65435910
this would be perfect for when there are only four or five people left awake, watching the sunrise from some balcony while having a cigarette and drinking the last of the beer
Lil B
>>65434751
>saying "kys"
>>>/youtube/
Ebu Gogo Gutting the Child
