ITT: post one-star reviews of your favorite album, others guess what album it is
>>65422025
I would say Swans, but
>5 minutes
>>65422025
american football?
>>65422025
Spiderland?
Perfect from Now On
>>65422025
the lonesome crowded west
i was going to post this one, too
>>65422079
Hint: Built to Spill is a key influence on this band
>>65422025
pretty sure this is songs for the deaf.
>>65422094
yep
>>65422108
Modest Mouse? I'm guessing one of their early albums.
I wish there was a better one because this is extremely vague, but go ahead, guess.
>>65422141
madvillainy?
>>65422141
something by Death Grips?
>>65422141
Yeezus
>>65422153
Blunderbuss
>>65422153
something by Sufjan
american idiot
this one should be pretty easy
>>65422276
Close to the Edge
>>65422297
Bastard? Cherry pop?
>>65422224
yep, adz
>>65422141
Donuts?
>>65422313
correct
>plebs judge an album on one listen
>>65422335
STGSTV
>>65422335
Loveless?
>>65422335
Makes me think of the dead c but I'm sure that's not it
>>65422340
Correct!
>>65422079
was about to do this but it doesn't have a single one-star review on amazon
kek
>>65422335
The Microphones The Glow Part 2
>>65422455
I guess they really are perfect from now on
>>65422521
Aphex Twin?
>>65422551
Macklemore?
>>65422521
Tim Hecker
>>65422421
Illinoise
>>65422551
Aesop rock
>>65422551
Aesop Rock?
On mobile so I screenshot dis shit.
Hint: they released an album just as good, and pitchfork gave this one a 9.5.
>>65422380
>>65422381
>>65422470
>>65422393
nope its popular on mu though
>>65422521
selected ambient works volume II
>>65422587
>Illinoise
nope.
>>65422602
Literally two seconds before me
>>65422335
twin fantasy
>>65422335
Spiderland
>>65422631
nope Hint it came out around the time loveless did
>>65422606
Arcade Fire?
>>65422604
I wanna say something by Autechre?
>>65422604
Tomorrow's Harvest?
>>65422603
Mogwai-Young Team
>>65422634
yah
>>65422606
radiohead
>>65422644
No.
>>65422335
laughing stock?
>>65422603
>>65422602
Bingo
>>65422645
Exai
>>65422606
Blackstar
>>65422664
Negative
>tfw googling a sentence of reviews with quotes and getting the exact match first result
>>65422421
mbdtf
>>65422682
it was spiderland
>>65422648
TKOL?
>>65422606
Good News?
>>65422655
No
>>65422648
same guy, this one gets 0.5
>>65422108
The Moon & Antarctica?
>>65422591
>entrylevelnoiserock.png
is it Daydream Nation?
>>65422687
Nope
>>65422758
No and I believe p4K gave that one a mediocre review
>>65422138
Flood by Boris
this one should be pretty easy
>>65422758
nope on TKOL
>>65422421
>mbdtf
Nope, that's not experimental enough to fit the review.
It's Bitte Orca
>>65422832
Meant to reply to >>65422754
>>65422835
Loveless?
>>65422276
Trout mask replica
>>65422815
something by flaming lips
>>65422909
nope, think less abstract
>>65422908
An Empty Bliss ?
>>65422790
yes
>>65422276
dsotm
>>65422996
nope
>>65423015
already answered
>>65422870
no its not actually that noisy just obtuse
>>65422648
Pinkerton?
Tip: you've heard a song off this album
>>65422606
Man , nobody got this. Thought the pitchfork score and year would give it away.
The Wrens - Meadowlands
Y'all should listen to this if you haven't yet. Or at least I've Made Enough Friends from Secaucus
>>65423082
HCE?
>>65422648
The seer
>>65423137
>>65423063
Nope
Hint: released in 2000
>>65422648
tbk
>>65423210
kid a
>>65423247
it's not radiohead
>>65423223
nah
>>65423260
skinny fists?
>>65422025
This one's kinda obvious, but I thought it was funny.
>>65423289
lmao songs for the deaf
>>65423296
Is it a radiohead album?
>>65422025
Brand new, "The devil and god..."
>>65423296
Kid A
>>65422141
Endtroducing, Pauls boutique
>>65423323
yus
What the fuck guys stop getting things right
>>65422648
De Stijl
>>65423421
since i left you
>>65423289
Fucking lol'd
what could it be
>>65423522
Anything by Jandek
>>65422025
Radiohead?
>>65423467
sigur ros
>>65423257
Loveless
>>65422141
Arca?
>>65422141
Run the jewels 2
>>65423724
One of the /mu/ meme metal bands - Deafhaven or Liturgy
>>65422276
Pink fleyd>>65422297
>>65422611
Hospice
>>65423641
Nope
Hint: "My brain feels as if it had been battered with a16-ton metal object"
>>65423797
SPIRT THEYVE GONE SPIRIT THEYVE VANISHED!!!!!
>>65423839
nah, I wouldn't really call stgstv "battering," though it is noisy
>>65423875
okay i give up
>>65423760
naw, but same genre as Floyd
>>65423745
yep
>>65422297
ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space?
>>65423906
a valiant effort
>>65424183
Kendrick duckworth
>>65424216
the date...
>>65424183
Nope.
>>65424216
>>65424328
Whoops, meant to reply to you, not to myself.
The album doesn't matter I just thought this b8 was top kek
>>65422835
Drink the Sea
>>65423289
music for the keks
>>65423296
Something by Syd Barrett?
This one shouldn't be too hard... ignore the date of review, it won't help you. I ommitted a direct reference to the band name for obvious reasons.
way too vague but i thought it was funny
>>65423522
Sonic youth ?
>>65424406
Nope, not Syd.
>>65424357
well at least the 1-star rating is correct.
>>65424544
Woah woah woah.
You'd give Daydream Nation one star?
easy mode
>>65424759
Led Zeppelin
>>65424845
nop
>>65424576
2.5
>>65424759
Sammy Hagar?
>>65425046
not sammy
>>65424759
Lol aeroplane
>>65424414
Merriweather Post Pavillion
>>65425534
no, but it is /mu/ core
>>65425584
King crimson?
>>65425681
yeah, surprised there were other guesses desu
Not one star, but close enough.
Here's a real gem
>>65426004
aeroplane
>>65422138
The velvet underground by the velvet underground
>>65426039
something by the smiths
>>65426112
Not The Smiths, very close though
>>65426462
The cure
>>65422025
neutral milk hotel
>>65426701
american football
>>65426781
nope
This one is really obvious
>Safe, Vague, Neo-Soul Pastiche Spewed Over Token, Faux Jazz Instrumentation
>Format: Audio CD
I can ultimately understand the appeal of this album in an age of dwindling critical thinking and lessening appreciation for uncompromisingly valiant works of art, but this brand of false consciousness and trickery does not sit well. The unchecked messiah complex that [redacted] further develops here is extremely alarming. How could you seriously invest in the insincere, surface level, pseudo-revolutionary ramblings of an individual that is attempting to also (and more importantly) sell you overpriced headphones, vanity clothing items and garish cross-merchandising? I found this collection of empty attempts at relativity and exercises in repetition to be whiny, preachy (non enlightening), tremendously vague, shallow, self-important and padded front to back with neo-soul pastiche and weak Black power lite sentiments. This is an album that plays it very safe and ultimately risks very little. Here, potency and literacy are traded for the meandering manifestos of a unnecessarily self-appointed savior, a well developed, oportunistic product. The only saving grace, be there any may be the comforting, recycled, token, faux jazz instrumentation (Frank Zappa's album title, "Make a Jazz Noise Here" makes perfect sense in a case like this). Be mindful of what you are being force fed. This effort (?) is deserving of far less than the 1 star that it's being given. Also, the outro to this album is both blasphemous and dishonorable as well.
easy one
>>65426701
Probably Snowing
>>65422025
>favorite album Revolver
>literally can't find a non- 10/10 review.
>>65427742
nope
>>65427685
tpab
1.0 out of 5 starsdreck
By Jayon July 15, 2008
Format: Audio CD
I agree with randomcircle. Excellent soundtrack for a night terror: paralysed in a slick of molasses overrun with cockroaches and centipedes. Then you spot the train headlight...
and
1.0 out of 5 starsOuch!
By Jeffrey Wardon October 30, 2008
Format: Audio CD
Wow!
This was suggested when I was looking for mellow campfire music.
I really got burned on this one!
>>65422770
Lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven
I can't post the whole this as it'd give the album away but he calls it "schlock disguised as art by an average musician that became kind of famous during the post rock bubble of the early 00's"
As a hint and a jab, the artist has literally never made post-rock
>>65429502
Also this
>>65429502
lol I remember reading that
don't know which album specifically though.
>>65429681
Yeah, you're close enough, it was Sauna
>>65429793
Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen
>>65422025
ITAOTS
Not my favorite album, but I love it to bits.
>>65430012
Hollinndagain?
>>65430064
Nope.
>>65429509
Yeezus
>>65429808
nope
>>65430058
trout mask replica
>>65430168
Did the Nessie comment give it away?
>>65430012
foetus flow
>>65430194
Fuck you, you googled that.
>>65430243
yup. bonus review, my personal favorite
>>65430287
Can't find one lower than 1,5 stars desu
>>65430301
Whoops why did I link that anon
>>65430314
it confused me
>>65422025
death grips - jenny death
>>65426701
brave little abacus?
>>65423257
TMR
easy one
>>65431971
ITAOTS?
>>65432720
wrong
welp.
>>65432764
This is the only 1-star review of any of their material I can find anywhere, also.
Fuck that last sentence triggers me.
>>65422138
Something by Godspeed
>>65432764
Ys? ITAOTS?
>>65432808
http://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/prussia_f1/dear_emily__best_wishes__molly_/
I'm not sure if it's really my favorite album of all time, though it'd probably make a top-20. I just wanted to see someone complain about something unhyped.
>>65432764
TVU&N or something Bob Dylan
>>65432797
White Light/White Heat
>>65422276
The Wall
>>65422297
Madvillainy
>>65422141
is it something by Danny Brown?
>>65422335
in the aeroplane over the sea
>>65432797
>>65432834
That fucking last sentence though. Who the fuck does he think is emotionally effected by them?
>>65422335
Spiderland
>"Thats an album with no point and no melody and with 0 relisten posibillity.. A complete waste of time." - RYM 0.5 star review
hint: electronic, the artists name has been mentioned in this thread already
>>65422819
Can - Ege Bamyasi
>>65424183
Illmatic
>>65429509
White Light / White Heat
>>65432937
Tri Repetae, Exai? Something else Autechre?
>>65432979
nah its not something that would fit into /bleep/
>>65432987
>albu'm
>>65433006
hey if the nigga spelt it right I would have had to add his name to the search criteria.
>>65432970
hint: p4k gave it a 10
>>65433082
Music Has The Right To Children
Is there a way to sort reviews by their rating on RYM?
>>65433109
yes
>>65432970
>ugh this album doesn't even space me out, LAAAAME. How am I even supposed to smoke pot to this?
>>65426039
The cure
this doesn't make any sense to me
>>65424510
is this it? - strokes
>>65423065
Gorillaz?
jej
>>65433244
phish
>>65434231
anco or radiohead
>>65432080
king crimson
>>65430905
pink floyd
[Singer Name] sings like he owns a bonsai collection and cries when he accidentally snips a leaf wrong. I can imagine the pallid cabbage of his face puckering into a spoiled pout with every faux-affected lisp and sigh and it disgusts me. Listening to [band] is like being bugged to go eat at the new Ethiopian restaurant by your friend who's desperate to see himself as "cultured." No wonder this album resonates so heavily with a generation that's raised on youtube and thinks the world owes them a living.
>>65434633
>anco or radiohead
it was Laughing Stock
>>65424454
Interpol?
>>65422826
american football definetely
>>65423065
stankonia? that was 2001 im pretty sure
>>65434592
Grimes - Art Angels
If it is this, I agree with the review
>>65434592
Joanna Newsom?
Hard to find one that didn't ramble on about the artist but long enough to be descriptive
>>65435288
a moon shaped pool?
>>65435270
gybe?
>>65435270
Pick a GYBE album, any GYBE album
>>65435322
>>65435334
you got it
>>65435288
>satanic voodoo worship
Wow, that's probably Blackstar. Bowie died and that is the type of person left on our earth.
>>65427001
Sleep?
progfag spouts dumbshit, event #3,290
>>65435320
Nope - though I can see how the 'satanic voodoo worship' points to Burn the Witch
>>65435393
Yup
Half the other neg reviews are 'THIS ISN'T ALADDIN SANE I WANT ALADDIN SANE'
>>65422648
Trout Mask just by going from the last sentence
>>65431971
Loveless?
>>65435444
something by GYBE?
>>65435745
Kid A?
>>65435687
Something by Swans?
>>65431462
this
>>65435082
ayy, you're right
>>65435783
Nope.
>>65434395
Sorry, was >>65435082
>>65435536
Correct
>>65422138
tame impala
>>65435763
indeed
did the file name give it away?
>>65423522
OK this one is Loveless
>>65422025
"Did someone actually write "It's about time someone got political"? I'm going to go ahead and assume that was a joke, since the entire industry seems to have turned into a left-leaning think-tank for amateur foreign-policy aficionados. Or maybe rock stars just like to throw temper tantrum whenever there's something going on in the world that actually puts their significance into perspective. Rock stars do hate perspective. This one is no different. I mean that in every conceivable way it could be interpreted. If this is what rock gods have come to, rock is dead."
this was on a folk album.
>>65422521
>my tastes range from [insert several pointless namedrops] so trust me I know what I'm talking about
what a faggot
>>65423257
>Masterpiece my assterpiece
kek
>>65423218
Jethro Tull hijacked by the most tedious English Teacher of all time
The Decemberists
>>65426004
PJ Harvey?
Bjork?
>>65435270
yes
>>65437670
Grace for Drowning?
>>65435444
F# A# Infinity?
>>65435687
The Glow
>>65437670
Lift Yr Skinny Fists
>>65437861
MBDTF?
>>65437861
Death Grips?
>>65438317
this should make it a bit easier
>>65438404
Björk or Grimes
>>65438478
Strictly Commercial
My sides
>>65438404
If this is Joanna Newsom I am mad.
>>65438548
No, it's not zappa
>>65422025
Deathconsciousness
>>65438513
>>65438601
It's Björk
>>65437670
>rockers between quotes
What a turd
>>65438563
Holy shit what a faggot
Sufjan maybe?
>>65438563
Age of Adz
>>65438824
>>65439068
Spot on
Think when the poor guy finds out about The predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us
