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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Thoughts on Wildflower?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>65400607
>OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 24
I don't know why I keep finding myself in this godforsaken thread, is there even anything worth waiting for? I bet they review Tegan and Sara or some shit
>>65400607
Whitney 8.4 BNM tonight you heard it here first.
>>65401058
There should be a tour with Tegan and Sara, Dead Sara, and Sick Of Sarah.
The "Tegan is Sick of Dead Sara" Tour.
>>65400607
>Kanye's personal PR blog
>patrician
>>65400607
>Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
>Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
thank you to shill and GCG for keeping it going.
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Slum Village 8.5 BNR by kris ex
Steve Gunn 8.0 by Marc Masters
The Wailers 8.0 by Erin MacLeod
Cough 7.6 by Grayson Haver Currin
lmao did they forget they said they were posting reviews on saturday, what the fuck are they doing
Finally well know how we're supposed to feel
>>65400607
>Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
>Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
>Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
>Jayson "8.7" Greene?
>Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
>Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
>Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
>qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
>Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
>Brian "Backup" Howe?
>Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
>Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
>Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
>Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
>Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
>Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
>Stephen "M." Deusner?
>Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
So which one of these is you?
Also filtered and reported, thanks
>>65401989
I'm the one hoping that if I shill enough they'll offer an internship
>>65401989
If I keep posting here they'll let me be chief west coast snapchatter.
