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old >>65386631
Owsitanginboiz? Ozziuzbnnhee prmntn rnyoosabbat twuh. Mfmlbngnm ptwkwbsm quimbolpfrrrrSHARON kwmquat fuckdio. mffkrkzlp humbugnup quimfDUDE DRUGS LMAO. rogerwarfum pquilzip mofpk?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10388466
^vote here B^)
>>65390536
>no Headless Cross
Is metalcore actual metal?
>>65390536
Kill all Black
The blackhead will be burned at the stake
>>65390520
>DEAD BUT DREAERD TUB DAED
What did he mean by this>
Black metal is good and only falses hate it.
Vektor
>>65390536
hi ozzy
>>65390571
it's both a metal subgenre and a punk subgenre. I don't get what's so hard to understand about that.
>>65390597
>redux
>vomits eternally
If you like r*dux over the original you should Black Metal yourself.
>>65390590
I bet you had fun shoving the handle of your dreaded totally metal battle mace up your ass and making corpsepaint out of your diseased cum
http://www.strawpoll.me/10388518
>that one friend whose favorite Metallica album is St. Anger
>One taste, baby all I need
>My decision made at lightning speed
>I don't even want to know your name
>It's enough to know you feel the same
>Jailbait and I just can't wait
>Jailbait baby, get down
What did he mean by this?
Really need more blackened doom senpaitachi. I'm too fucking stressed this period and I feel like this is the only kind of music I can listen to.
>>65390646
exams?
>>65390646
>Blackened
>>>/trash/
>>65390637
It's better than Load, Reload, Metallica, Death Magnetic, Lulu
Got these yesterday but had a migraine. Playing Grave Upheaval now
They came yesterday but off sick with a migraine so couldn't contemplate a listen.
Skaphe - Skaphe2
Altarage - Nihil
Sinmara - Aphotic Womb
Grave Upheaval - Untitled
CD is Qrixkuor - Three devils dance
>>65390520
>/meta/
does this mean we self-aware now?
>>65390679
WHO SAID THAT
>>65390640
>tfw the WIFEBEATER guy will never kick lemmy's ass for being a degenerate pedophile
>>65390674
do you have a fetish for torturing yourself by buying terrible albums?
Can anyone rec me some blackened death metal?
>>65390707
>Blackened
>>>/trash/
>>65390646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weuu37e5bOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv6033aXPUE
>>65390707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
>>65390700
>Lemmy had consensual sex with a girl who may or may not have been 16 years old
>this makes him a degenerate pedo
>>65390590
this true, no one who isn't a poser hates black metal.
I hope there is a hell
So lemmy goes there
>>65390536
sorry ozz, I preferred schuldiner
>>65390721
epic /slayercore/ opening there
>>65390707
what the fuck I just put on this album this very second
anyway check out this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvJ6zJbJuK0
>>65390718
but I don't feel like fapping to furry porn
ITT: USBM that's good
>>65390756
pic related
>>65390707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJFlCRJcC7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ckV09KAlYs
>>65390730
YOU REALLY MAKE ME FUCKING SICK
SCRUB THE FLOOR YOU WORTHLESS BITCH
>>65390756
Metal achieved one of its creative peaks in Pure Holocaust Y/N?
>>65390756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdgeM38MIEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD0Osv8HfAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9CZ6ExUHVQ
some of you guys are alright, don't go to the show tomorrow
>>65390794
>creative
More like excretive.
Friendly reminder that AoC is 16 in England
Hey, if you're actually calling yourself a fascist or a nationalist or you actively hate vegans (I'm not even a vegan), and you're Facebook friends with me, you should probably delete me, because if you said that kind of shit to me in person, you'd probably be bleeding out by now.
I fucking love black metal.
>>65390794
>>65390822
Fucking pleb contrarian trash
>>65390794
It's one of the most creative black metal albums, I could call it the most creative black metal album of all time, but immortal's early discog is so amazing Idk If I prefer diabolical fullmoon mysticism over this or battles in the north or blizzard beasts, not to say that at the heart of winter wasn't fantastic
>>65390811
no one has sex in england idiot
>>65390811
T H I S I S M Y H O U S E
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>>65390730
Maybe it's acceptable in Islam you Eurostanian goat herder but it isn't in the American cultural empire
>A-anon you listen to a lot of nat-soc black metal...
>y-you still like me, right???
>>65390701
All of these are a good time man
>>65390853
>BMhead
>Capable of human interaction
>>65390850
>America
>culture
Mark Twain is literally the only good thing to ever come out of the U.S.
>>65390848
except for the muslim rapists
>>65390853
Fuck off
>>65390853
THIS STORY HAPPENED BEFORE ARARARARA 1488 HEIL SATAN xD
>>65390894
>There once was a big black guy named Nigger Jim!
thanks mark
What is the Moonmadness of metal?
I fucking love war metal otherwise known as bestial black metal
>>65390916
BRING THA NOIZE
>>65390926
>a great album by a great band
there is no metal equivalent to this
Black metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYDhvjh1qDc
>>65390927
>Fursona-core
K
Y
S
>>65390707
That first track is amazing but I always felt the rest of the album doesn't hold up
>>65390899
*asian rapists :^)
>>65390853
ugly jewess, you could've at least posted a good looking one
>>65390957
Kys
>>65390916
no-one even knows what band this is
seriously what is the point of anthrax
why are they in the big 4
WHAT IF FACECAST DID A SPLIT WITH NEOANDERTALS??????????????
>EEERGH AM THE WIFEBEATER
>>65390990
>Cleetus Johnson Beating the Wife
I'd buy it
>>65390987
Eh, Megadeth have released far less interesting albums than Among the Living or Spreading the Disease
Who else /black metal/ here?
>>65390853
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT TREE? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? GOSH, I CAN ALREADY SEE YOU FUCKING THAT TREE. YOU HATE ME, RIGHT? NOW SPREAD THOSE LEGS FUCKING CUNT OF COURSE I LIKE YOU!
>>65391020
why is the camel crying?
>>65391030
because he's listening to black metal
>>65391028
you are a perfect man
>>65391024
>>65390987
Being #4 in the big four still means you're in the big fucking four
>>65391065
fucking jew manlet
>He thinks spamming his shitty edgy music will make it good
shiggy diggy, shiggy diggy blackheads
>>65391030
Because his body has been fucking transfigured with a god damn train, that shit must be painful
>>65391065
But they're not even good. Put a real thrash band in there like Vektor
>>65391065
>mfw mega-dave is third, thinking he's first
>>65391094
Rust in peace > Ride the lightning > Peace sells > Master of puppets >>> Everything else from the big 4
who are the "big 4" of death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OA8pZFHa-E
>>65391065
>mfw no one in that picture has made a relevant contribution to music in over 25 years
>>65391117
death, morbid angel, cannibal corpse, suffocation
>>65391117
>Death
>Bolt Thrower
>Morbid Angel
>Possessed
>>65391125
the black album was 'relevant', even if it's shit
>>65391117
CC
Bloodbath
Morbid Angel
Dying fetus
(we're talking popularity and influence, not quality)
>>65391152
but all those bands are really good
>>65391152
kek
>>65391114
what a dumb speed metal list
>>65391152
no way is death not in there
>>65391192
what a dumb attempt at b8
>>65391147
>Bolt Thrower
they're from the UK
>>65391149
>1991 was over 25 years ago
>>65391207
no way a true thrash list would have reign in blood beneath wank in peace
>>65391222
And Anthrax was from New York
>>65391117
Death, Morbid Angel, CC and maybe Nile? I can't think about a 4th most influent band
>>65391114
Wouldn't Kill 'Em All > everything else? Look deep into your heart before you answer.
And if your answer is no then look deep into your anus and fist it too.
>>65391201
Death is not raw death metal, too proggy
>>65391252
You're right, my list is terrible and I suck cocks.
>>65391236
usually when people talk about they Big 4 of thrash metal it's implied the bands are from America
>>65391152
What the fuck did Bloodbath influence? I mean wtf they're just an OSDM tribute band
>>65391274
Did not influence but are pretty popular
I would put Deicide in but they're 2tech
>>65391273
>it's implied the speaker hasn't got a fucking clue about Teutonic thrash
ftfy
>>65391140
Probably this one.
>>65391230
kys
>>65390536
This is the first one of these where the right album's winning desu
>>65391317
Shut the fuck up sarcucksissy
>>65391294
Nowhere near as popular as Death or CC
>>65391333
uhh, scream bloody gore won the last one.
>>65391357
leprosy is better
>>65391357
And?
>/metal/ finally talking about good metal and not hipster black
GOOD
>>65391357
I came in late and Symbolic won by a long way
>>65391333
But Vol. 4 isn't winning.
>>65391306
we were talking about the American "Big Four" not the Teutonic German bands.
also Bolt Thrower sucks.
>>65391400
Krallice is best hipster black
>>65391430
true, they're still bad though
What does /metal/ think about killemallcore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS-LsZbdNT4
>>65391400
Who are the "big 4" of hipster black metal?
>>65391222
>Benediction
>Bolt Thrower
>Carcass
>Napalm Death
absolute best running wild album coming through
wait why are cannibal corpse so hated if they're such a big influential band
i've never actually listened to them
>>65391453
wittr, memeheaven, fagalloch, liturgy
>>65391442
Nope.
>>65391469
>cannibal corpse
>hated
>>65391469
>hilarious lyrics
>breeeeeeeeee vocals
>fairly boring music overall
>>65391471
See>>65391430
Unless we're talking biggest memes
>>65391469
I don't hate them
but Corpsegrinder is a far inferior vocalist to Chris Barnes (who is still a pussy)
>>65391469
they're not hated, but their discography is very inconsistent, they go like mediocre>GOAT>mediocre>GOAT>mediocre>GOAT and so on, the last few albums have been GOAT though
>>65390619
well, the redux versions has more scenes, but the original ending is so much better
>>65391469
>wait why are cannibal corpse so hated
They're not?
Overrated to be sure, but they're really popular even in mainstream society. Pretty much a household name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjiCh88q4kA
>>65391505
cannibal corpse lyrics are very well written for gore lyrics, cannibal corpse doesn't have a single "breeee" vocal line in their entire discography, cannibal corpse have always had a unique and original sound, really just kill yourself
>>65391469
they're hated by teh 2dee5u, intelligent metal nu-males
>>65390590
so people who hate on deafheaven and other similar post-black acts are all falses? this sounds like a paradox desu
>>65391542
>they're really popular even in mainstream society
as a joke.
no one outside metal listens to them.
>>65391505
>I have never listened to cannibal corpse:the post
>>65391545
>entire totm album is wrrrrruuwruuuusreeeeeeewwwwwwwwbreeeeeeeeeeebroooooooooooooh
>>65391577
that's not alex webster
>>65391471
reddit humor: the post
>>65391607
>>65391469
how can someone hate a band that wrote songs like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eisWNtQ3QAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79J8q0YsYTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvwRr_m06s
now give me the big 4 of technical death metal
>>65391629
shut the fuck up
>>65390658
nah, my job
>>65391697
By influence
Necrophagist, Gorguts, Suffocation, Atheist
>>65391697
Atheist, Gorguts, Demilich, Nocturnus
I at least wanted to do good tech death
>>65390721
thanks
>>65391736
Necrophagist's first album is great though
Post wifebeater
thx
>>65391680
>frantic disembowelment
>>65391763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
>>65391680
Scourge of iron is cursed, how it's even possible to make such a headbang-song is beyond me
>>65390794
>>65390844
this is the most creative BM album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW6h0lhXW3Q
What is the Brendan Fraser of metal?
>>65391915
Cold Lake
Operation Mindcrime II
The Unspoken King
>>65391914
yeah, melodeath chord progressions are the epitome of creativity
>>65391915
annihilator's whole discography
lol
>>65391938
>Operation Mindcrime II
somehow I never knew this existed
>>65391914
as creative as mgla
i'm going to find a cute girl who likes cannibal corpse
and i'm going to kiss her
>>65391939
you can have the same chord progression and write a completely different song
Also, wtf, it's all folk melodies
>>65392014
not an argument
>>65391913
it really is the most headbang song ever made
>>65392028
>not fucking her dead body
>>65392059
same thing
>>65392028
>cannibal corpse
>>65391796
>I WON'T STOP TILL HER TASTE IS CLEANER
>>65392043
>you can have the same chord progression and write a completely different song
wow buddy you totally blew my mind just now
It doesn't compare to immortal's early discog because immortal brought insanely unique chord progressions and riffs to metal
>1350+666
>people are still responding to tripfags
>>65391997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuHVJje18K4
W E W L A D
>>65392111
still not as funny as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46e7BCRRiK8
>>65392111
wew-alicious
>>65392111
>>65392127
This is the kind of shit normies refund at Wal-Mart
Hey
>>65391915
Metallica - St Anger
Iron Maiden - Virtual XI
MAKING MOMMY MAD
CUZ THAT'S ORIGINAL
>>65392189
YEEOW
>>65390536
fuck off ozzy you hack. we want iommi.
>>65392092
the riffs are unique, kind of thrashy and dissonant
the vocals are frog, and the whole album is tiring and has too much tremolo picking
Overall, it's worse than At the Heart of Winter
>dad was a glam drummer
>show him Mastodon
>calls Brann Dailor a weak cunt with no pinky fingers
>show him Tool
>calls Danny Carey a nigger with tree branches
>show him Dream Theater
>calls Mike Portnoy an epileptic retard swinging around the cut off penises of gooks
>show him Rush
>he finally shuts up and calls Neil Pert the one and true GOD
is demon burger really that bad?
>>65392349
Because it's black metal
>>65392273
Overall, you're retarded
>>65392349
kings of the carnival creation
Have my first gig with this prog metal band tomorrow. We're playing a pretty historic venue in a city, supporting an album release for a popular local band.
We've been rehearsing almost every day for 2-3 weeks, our set is tight as fuck. I'm stoked. Wish me luck friendos
>>65392367
not an argument
>>65392391
not an argument
>>65392388
good luck shitting your pants mid-set and killing yourself afterwards
>>65390756
>Meme USBM
>>65392391
>>65392410
Does he like incantation?
>>65392295
>Dad
Dads died in 1993. Only 12 good dads have appeared since then (most of them in 1994, with their child supposed to be due in 1993). Dads reached their parental peak with acts like taking their sons out shooting, preserving their daugĥter's virginity for the right man, and inviting neighbors over for the 4th of July barbecue. Now, thanks to third wave feminism and child molestation (fuck you dad, FUCK YOU), all the potential was squandered and fathering has been reduced to mere gimmick ridden cuckoldry for beta hipsters (i.e the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn fatherhood into pussy liberal cuckolding).
>>65392441
First time laughed from a /metal/ thread in months
>>65390520
post le meshiggah face pls
>>65392441
nice
>>65392468
You summoned me mortal ?
>>65392349
it's just meh
I used to listen to it, but it's the most generic symphonic black you can think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmQgP5ouZNo
Who here into /pony metal/?
https://thel-train.bandcamp.com/album/fall-of-an-empire
>>65392441
But my dad is a sick cunt who runs over abos in his Volvo big rig
>Summer '86
>dad hauling a bunch of rocks or some shit
>sees something in the road on the way to Perth
>think it's a sheet of rubber laying in the road
>blows horn to make sure
>nothing
>dad plows over it
>it was a fucking abo sleeping in the middle of the road
>tells this story to each and every family event
>women in family are horrified and shocked
>men in the family laugh their asses off
>grandpa says "not even dingos lay in the middle of the fucking road and they're dumb as all shit"
>>65392556
hearts beating
hearts beating for the last time
>>65392556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg
kek
>>65391680
I feel like later cc is more song focused than album focused, Not a bad thing but an album gets tiring, but individually every single song just breaks my neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3ct_BUq-Ek
>>65392685
chris barnes was one of the edgiest people in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9AOpp4wZQ
>>65392495
yes the djenty almighty
i require of you the fused pictures of george constanza and le meshiggah guy
i will post sik djent vidya music covers in exchange
>>65392832
Granted
>>65393044
this is really good
i'm proud of you
kek why do I even have this trash in my library
>>65393059
thank you mom
>>65393044
thanks here's vidya cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBF2fT5LSCQ
>>65393071
Because you thought it'd be as good as Gru
>>65392832
someone already made this a long time ago
>>65393133
same tb.h
anyone still have that war metal chart?
>>65393233
atleast you have decent taste in porn
>>65390520
Where's Technical Ecstasy yo? Not even memeing.
>>65393260
>It's spreading
>>65393233
babymetal
>>65393233
Against Me
>>65392410
I've been performing professionally for over a decade. This is my first metal show. I think I'll be fine.
>>65393233
Agalloch
>>65393348
Fagalloch
>>65393233
Gridlink
>>65393471
Already exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOpTW3zDb1Q
>>65393348
So is Fen king of atmoshit now that Agalloch is kill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBcH5_0xPFs
>>65393834
>not Woods
...what the fuck happened? you guys run out of dank memes?
>>65394217
I blame Black Metal
>>65394217
I am monitoring the /a/ thread
topsters is down
how am I gonna meme now
>>65394249
where you been? topsters has been on the brink for weeks. use topsters2
>>65390536
>MOR winning
D U D E
U
D
E
>>65394217
/metal/ ran out of memes years ago
>>65393233
Bohren & Der Club of Gore
>>65394291
W E E D
E
E
D
Post Immolation clones?
guys can we keep our autism here pls
>>65391152
Nightmares Made Flesh was so fucking great.
Follow up with singer from Opeth was shit though.
>>65394385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CirtfkUxi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NgmRBOjsus
>>65394385
how about we post hellhammer clones instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUyKo_VfsZs
>>65394494
why?
>>65394532
why do anything? why bother living when our lives are a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of eternity? why try when nothing really matters?
>>65394385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7LuJ6wYU80
