>black metal fans in real life
Old >>65382259
Hello. My name is Charles Michael "Chuck" Schuldiner (May 13, 1967 – December 13, 2001). Please vote in my poll to determine which of my albums was the greatest.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386760
If you don't I will have to zombie rape you in your sleep. And you don't want people thinking you're a faggot, do you?
second for beating your wife
>>65386645
quit posthumously self promoting you shill
what's the metal equivalent of the crazy world of arthur brown?
post black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TYD4gItqSM
>>65386631
So much this
Kill all blackers
>>65386645
>the faggots who pick SH or TSOP
I actually can't decide which is worse
>>65386690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSt-6KgN1rI
>unironically sounding/looking/being this bad
>>65386690
>M-m-m-ommy don't make me go the chvrche :c
>mom fug u reeeee
>>65386717
>>65385896
Guys for real I can't find a damn photo. Help?
>>65386673
Is that the morbid saint font ?
>>65386738
get fucked fagman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42iQZXs23ng
Post good Metallica songs from their two-thousand-and-three release titled Saint Anger.
>>65386709
LET
JESUS
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOO
BLEERGH
>>65386738
I tried, but I couldn't find anything
Look through your history
>>65386747
>being this mad
Might as well make your own general where you can circlejerk war metal and cry whenever somebody mentions Defheaven you untermensch
>>65386766
You must be above 18 to post on this bored
>>65386766
>untermensch
yo did you just do this unironically
shouldn't you be in school?
>>65386784
If anything BM is for angsty 16 years old wiggers
And you know it's trve
>>65386798
That so happens to be another meme word related to BM
>>65386690
I'm not a fan of black metal but some of those riffs were gnarly
>>65386784
>You must be above 18 to post on this bored
You must be above 18 to post on this borad
>>65386808
check out 1349
>>65386673
Mercyful Fate, duh
>>65386814
>You must be above 18 to post on this borad
You must be avobe 18 to post on this drobe
i just wanted to post this pic of happy doggeo
>>65386839
>You must be avobe 18 to post on this drobe
BOOGA OOGA ABUBU 18 DUH GOOBA OOGA
At least all this BM bashing is slowly replacing the "Vektor is actually good" meme
>>65386856
>Average BM vocals
>>65386856
>>65386856
>BOOGA OOGA ABUBU 18 DUH GOOBA OOGA
EEEEEEERGH EEEEEEEEERGGGGHHHH ERRRGGHHHH 18 EEERHGGHGHH
>>65386867
What was that from again?
>>65386859
>Bashing
Euthanasia is more fitting
>>65386709
man that was ust awful
>>65386867
quite a nice penis
>>65386645
you are my favourite artist of all time
>>65386880
Ooga Booga Slicin Up dat Nigguh
>>65386880
UGH OOG OOG BOOGA
So when did you outgrow Black ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNN2NukRS8
>>65386905
When I took my first breath
>she's a drummer of an OOGA BOOGA band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ehiuqggbs
>>65386631
>black metal sucks edition
/thread
I have no idea why this thread is alive. I'll just leave this shit here then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPmVvc62A94
>>65386922
>trying this ard
>MUH OOGHA WHEN I SEE THESE STONE WALL MESSAGES
>>65386880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
Memeing the child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQPy21If6TY
>>65386908
they're so goofy, i like them
R8 my metal collection
been growing since 2003 now
>>65386952
>/thread
Truly a blackhead nigger, funny how intense anti-shitposting became after BM finally gets the treatment it dserves
>>65386937
She looks like a little boy with long hair
>>65386922
That is quite possibly the ugliest cover I've ever seen
>>65386908
oh god this is divinely funny
>>65386977
But...that's the best thing about girls.
how does Krut Cobraine speak with worms now? Was it self stone smash or done by other tribe?
hey does this board like /metal/? I do ;) hehe I'm a girl btw my bloody valentine is my favorite band my best song by them is "waking the demon" it's got a pretty deep video check it out :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxtNHflEzmY
>>65386709
So this is what pop black metal sounds like
>>65387033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho2nK5IQs_g
memetors man did krut
>>65386937
Shes kind of neat
>>65387059
>does this board like /metal/?
/metal/ doesn't even like /metal/
>>65387059
same desu senpai
>>65387059
Still more entertaining than Black Metal
>>65386937
>tfw no vegan metalhead gf
>>65386645
nigga you ded. that's the most faggot thing a man can do. don't go callin other people faggots if you can't even into life
>Black Metal
>>65386908
they're basically a spurdo version of varg
>>65387193
is Varg a vegan? I think his wife is
What's the metal equivalent of this scene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNUjwAa1Wbk
>>65387248
What the fuck is the deal with anime's
>>65387248
>i think anime is stuff like Akira, Howl's Moving Castle and Grave of the Fireflies
>that scene is what "true" anime is
зиc тpeд из фop фeгитc )))
>>65386908
they should kill themselves
>>65387248
what the hell was that
Opeth - Terminal Reduxi
>>65387380
NotTuRouT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnue8nh7Imo
Apex of music
>>65387329
Anime died in 1998. Only 12 good anime have been released since then (most of them in 1999, being already greenlit by 1998). Anime achieved its creative peak in works like Ashita No Joe, Wings Of Honneamise, and The Legend of the Galactic Heroes, elevating the medium into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Lucky Star and Love Hina, all its potential was squandered and the medium has been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden pandering for virgin otaku (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn underground anime into My Little Pony).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvV5IgP5sKE
What is the metal equivalent of this anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWrGb7WXI3o
>>65387422
kek
Best starting place for Mercyful Fate? Assuming Melissa and Oath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uicCebkP2M
>pic related
also anybody know the name of this band?
>>65387535
Black metal
>>65387535
why was that cut so quickly? its making me dizzy.
>>65387556
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercyful_Fate_%28EP%29
>>65387556
C H R O N O L O G I C A L L Y
>>65387535
>metal equivalent of anime
Probably Tech Death?
There's this "theory" that autistic types like anime because they're impervious to normal non-verbal displays of emotion that most films for adults are based on so they watch overblown hyper-emotional Mongolian cartoons. Teach Death probably has the same appeal for the same people.
>>65387535
Judas Priest
Teekyu is the height of anime and Judas Priest is the height of metal, Usakame is like Tim "Ripper" Owens era Priest
>>65387557
Einstuffensnitzel Neuhausen or something of that nature.
What would be the metal equivalent to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyeoWxT2bVI
>>65387615
>source:My literal ass
>>65387660
>Wh-What?!
A reminder that BM is absolute shit
>>65387435
damn this is pretty good. not really metal tho
What's the metal equivalent of this vid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpX_FyUdVo0
Reminder that all metal is good except the core
>>65387671
It's a more sensible place than this general that's for sure.
>>65387761
And Black
>>65387748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wniXxeTJlyM
>>65387805
I know LE CRINGE XDDDD is a meme but damn I actually cringed.
>>65387761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Xbp7qhies
>>65387828
The actual recorded version of that song is great, it sounds shit without drums ofcourse
>>65387828
yeah its absolute shit
What death metal band would best encompass this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF-7x5op4iw
>>65387847
its trash. blotted science is leagues better
>>65387875
Autopsy
Metal is like a banana
You throw out the black parts
>>65387877
nope
metal equivalent of this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9lCXVFCs20
>Mastodon
>>65387904
you fuckin gay bro?
>>65387875
edgy slam shit
>>65387936
all metal is edgy you mongoloid
>>65387931
Just curious
At the Grammys, do metal musicians have, in any way shape or form, intimate contact with million+ record selling pop stars?
>>65387936
>>65387951
The only edgy shit that should be DELEt'd is BM
All other metal formats are pure compared to that putrid pile of excrements
>>65386709
>"jesus christ sodomized"
>major key
PerplexedAfricanAmerican.jpg
>>65387957
Probably no
>trashy, slutty and hot
>makes terrible music
What a shame
>>65387990
that's not in major
>>65387910
>unironically liking behold the arctopus for anything more than charlie zeleny
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHS3qJdxefY
A reminder that most divisions in Rock music are a matter of timbre and production and that this (in)famous song would have neckbeards and kvltists ablating the skin on their cocks had it been recorded by Deep Purple or Zeppelin, i.e. fuzzier sound, booming drums, non-fag vocals.
Why does he do this ?
>>65388032
>>65388052
>where were you when the EEEEERGH hit?
>>65388032
It's one of the few good A7X songs tbqh
>>65388052
not enough shuggah in his coffee :DDDD ecksdee
>>65388006
but shes got some great natural milkbags
>>65388006
Women rarely are capable of making good music, especially metal
>>65388006
don't believe the meme of women liking music
>KILLACOPCOPKILLAKILLACOPCOP
could use some feedback on my black metal vocals, with ym vocal range I can't really screatch and growling is a bitch, but I really just want to know if it sounds like I'm hurting my vocal cords here.
Otherwise confliction, it's hard to decide which of this is the best Immortal
>>65388006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZqWLIQaKM4
>>65388142
pure holocaust > ATHOW > Diabolical mysticism > Battles in the north > blizzard beasts > everything else
>>65388100
Fresh meme, handle with extreme caution.
>>65388130
>>65388142
forgot to post the sound because bleh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JoHffkUSzm
>>65388150
BRAISED MEAT
are you happy
>>65388016
never mind the intro sounds like it's major
the guitars are tremoloing on the 1 and the bass does some I-IV-V shit
that shows how bad it is i guess, i made it through about 4 seconds of the video the first time
>>65386645
haha jokes on u im into necrophilia
>>65388158
>>65388169
Kys, out with your edgelord circlejerk goth paint plastic battleaxe faggotry
>>65388160
>dead but dreaerd tub daed
>>65387805
Typical Guitar Pro sound and composition
3:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1nGplcVZTQ
ahh
>>65388032
the guitar melodies nothing like led zeppelin or deep purple. way too many minor 6ths and major seconds. not enough blues
tons of alt rock chord progressions and melodeath chugs
>inb4 communication breakdown is chugs
led zeppelin and deep purple would never do the minor key VI-V chug
>>65388223
uhh, that is fredrick thordendal... stupid dildo..
FIENDS
CRIMINALS
SLAVES
BLASPHEMERS
>>65388252
damn
>>65388032
You're wrong but regardless,
timbre's fuckin important, yo.
Does /metal/ like Revenge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9T7eJ0Gicg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI
>his face when he says "cranium smashed"
>>65388032
>>65388249
I take back what I said about alt rock chord progressions.
they're power metal or melodic death metal chord progressions
>>65388257
THE WORD OF RA IS UPON THEEEE
>>65388302
YE ARE FEATHERED AND BOUND WITH LEATHER STRAPS
>>65388032
Are you really implying /metal/ gives a fuck about dad-rock proto-metal??
>>65388328
HELPLESS DOOOooomedd
WAILING
IN UN EN DURABLE
TOOORRRRRMEEEENNTTT
>>65388379
LASHED TO THE FORKED SLAV STICK
BY THE NEEEEECK
>>65388347
If you don't listen or have at least consumed dad rock to the point where you're sick of it, you're the cancer killing /metal/ because you don't grasp or understand the fundamentals of metal and are a humongous faggot
If you don't have both Procol Harum and Impaled Nazarene in your library, you are an autistic retarded cuck
>>65388395
>slav stick
>>65388395
LASHD TO
THE SLAVE STICK
ABATA ANKH TKET
>>65388424
Still more entertaining than BM
this is literally periphery without the djent guitar tone, how is it not considered proge?
Is it considered more evil to record your music using a pair of headphones as the mics?
Why is it necessary to have awful production before releasing a black metal album
>>65388445
Because they kvlt and shit
>>65388440
first periphery must be considered prog.
and what has periphery progressed?
nothing
>>65388461
>progressive metal is supposed to progress metal
You fell for the meme
>>65388445
Any kind of clean production would reveal the music for what it is - boring anal tripe.
>>65388445
in the early 90s it was a reactionary thing
some edgy norwegian kids thought that death metal was getting too melodic and well-produced so they intentionally recorded music with shitty equipment
>>65388481
better definition of progressive metal is "if it's any good, look forward to a million bands copying you"
>>65388461
>>65388481
i'd say bands like periphery, tesseract and twelve foot ninja have progressed the genre by utilizing technology efficiently and in new ways or at least making it viable competition for classic analog set ups.
>>65388523
DUDE LINE 6 LMAO
djent bands have done literally nothing to advance guitar tone or anything else
>>65388545
djent literally describes a guitar tone
i hate it but someone innovated it
>>65388545
That's simply wrong because djent is a thing, I mean, it's a separate distinctive style that needs to be labeled apart from others.
>>65388563
>>65388565
Meshuggah created that tone.
djent is a fad piggybacking off of Meshuggah.
It has providing nothing.
A quick reminder that BM is pointless, immature and shit
>>65388596
Neither has Meshuggah
>>65388614
k.
>>65388596
Yeah and Bathory, Celtic Frost and Venom were called "avant-garde" in the 80s. Wasn't until bands influenced by them were called black metal.
>>65388545
Twelve Foot Ninja uses line 6 but if you watch his rig rundown he talks about using it to switch tunings completely in the middle of a song. I really dont see a lot of bands utilizing the equipment like that. Periphery basically popularized Axe FX and Custom boutique guitars outside of the major manufacturers like Mayones, Aristides, etc.
DJUST
>The most bland and repetitive Melodeath band still has better songwriting than BM
>>65388695
>>65386738
Anyone?
>>65388461
they helped bring slap bass back to metal and use 3 guitarists which is basically unheard of in popular music
>>65388736
Nigga, Iron Maiden has had 3 guitarists for 17 years.
>>65388718
Try /r/
>>65388657
That's not true.
>>65388736
>use 3 guitarists which is basically unheard of in popular music
Are you retarded?
>>65388763
Adrian Smith rejoined in 99 man. Dont act like they've done it their entire career.
>>65388781
fuck off tripfag
>>65388781
Once again, a tripfag proves he's an irredeemable clueless piece of shit born in the late 90s
>>65388813
act how? 17 years ago is 99 you fucking tard.
>>65387931
didn't they get kicked out because brent spilled his weed all over and refused to pick it up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg6d6Nzsico
Black Metal from San Diego. They just played with Grave Miasma and Bolzer in Mexico City. What do you guys think?
i like opeth's first 2 albums, should i kms?
Hey guys ;) you like metal me too haha :D what are some things in metal you like
>Song sounds like it was recorded on two guitars and not 200
>Bass playing under siqq dueling guitar solos
>>65388847
>17 years ago is 99
fuck me youre right
>>65388831
Into The Pandemonium was definitely Avant-Garde. I'm not refuting that. But Venom has always said they're Black Metal. And I just highly doubt Bathory was ever called Avant-Garde, I know for a fact they were labeled as Death Metal at some point.
>>65388879
hey faggot, i'm not even a big black metal fan but samefagging this hard is pretty sad. your shitposts aren't even good, please try to put some more effort in going forward
>>65388763
Didnt Def Leppard have 3 guitarists for a while?
>>65388657
venom isn't black metal you dolt, they just had an album called it
>>65388917
don't post in these threads again with a trip
>>65388937
Not until black autist pansies get out of /metal/
>t. Varg "Chvrch bvrner" Bjorn
>>65388965
Sorry I hurt your feelings.
>>65388736
>3 guitarists is unheard of
Skynrd, Radiohead, The Eagles, Bad Religion, Maiden, Foo Fighters...
>>65388982
fuck off tripfag, i'm not the guy you're arguing with
>>65388958
Venom literally shouted out at their gigs "BLACK FUCKING METAL"
Henry Rollins himself documented this, but he thought they were shouting "BLACK FUNKY METAL" and assumed the band had a sense of humor before realizing Venom were just huge faggots
>>65388288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Zmkevry5g
>>65389008
i don't think shouting genres at yr gigs automatically makes yr music that genre
venom was speed metal through and through
>>65388995
And I still somehow hurt your precious little feelings.
>>65389055
Link me to your share thread or fuck off
>>65389082
>>65389082
Nothing before Nov 5, 2014 works. I have some other shit too that doesn't seem to show up there.
>>65389082
>>65389180
https://rbt.asia/mu/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=mega.co&search_subject=&search_username=Sarcolysis&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post
Forgot link.
>>65389180
>>65389200
Thanks.
You're less a faggot now :)
taco bell is the official restaurant of /metal/
>>65389467
I WON'T STOP UNTIL THIS IDENTITY IS CLEARER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
>>65389467
>its real
fucking lmao
>>65389467
Taco bell confirmed for based
>>65389496
what is the object of this post
>>65389568
I AM THE WIFE BEATER
>BLAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO9cSziAR0k
>>65389467
>Taco Bell
>avant-garde black metal
These fucking guys
>>65389496
MAKE ME SOME
F O O D
O
O
D
>>65389496
Reminder that Facecast is just Hatestomp for leftist cuck nu-male ultra-faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhPBrMSeMHE
>>65389587
Imagine if the whole song had that snare
>>65389467
>tfw it looks really based until you realize that this is probably gonna bring a lot of shitters into the black metal community
why do normies ruin everything?
>>65389635
>probably gonna bring a lot of shitters into the black metal community
that already happened. it cant get any worse.
>>65389635
Normies ruined black metal 19 years ago
>>65389635
>Implying the BM community isn't 100% shiters
>>65386645
chuck pls come back ;_;
>>65389635
>gonna bring a lot of shitters into the black metal community
It reached its maximum shitter saturation point ages ago.
This thread is utter trash, i cant believe /mu/ is circle jerking about the same played out ass """metal""" bands. Never come to this bored because i thought you guys would be discussing new/progressive stuff i was unaware of but it turns you talk about stale garbage
>>65389672
I was going to disagree but then I remembered that not a single good bm band formed after the 90s
>>65389467
kfc did it first and better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO1rYr4BXAI
>>65389635
you honestly believe people are going to get into black metal because of a stupid write-up on the taco bell website?
>>65389735
See this? BM has been a joke for years now.
>>65389718
THIS IS MY HOUSE
THESE ARE MY RULES
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE ME SOME
F O O D
O
O
D
>>65389654
>>65389672
>>65389675
>>65389685
>>65389735
>it can't get worse
everyone says that
and then it does
>>65389723
Cool snare but not as crazy as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXCEgyNOwtU
>>65389654
>>65389672
>>65389685
>>65389773
>black metal sucks now that its popular
lmao this is the same general that's obsessed with not being "hipster"
>>65386846
niec happy dogerino sir, have an upvote :) xD
>>65386963
I haven't been on /mu/ in a few months. I come back and this is what I find.
>>65389812
The definition of hipster has changed and you are basically mentally challenged if you haven't noticed it yet
>>65389812
black metal as music has not gotten worse overall, but the aesthetic has gotten less and less genuine as time goes on.
>>65389812
Black Metal has always sucked.
>>65389840
>black metal as music has not gotten worse overall
it has though, very significantly worse
>>65389825
EEEEEEEERGHEEEEEEEERGHEEEEEERGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRGH
quick
post atmospheric metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxMnWiIvPrQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxMnWiIvPrQ
>>65389812
>black metal sucks now that its popular
>implying it hasn't become watered down tripe
why are there no consistent artists in metal
seriously, name 5 artists with 7 or more good albums
>>65389865
>Entombed
>atmospheric
Nigga what?
