Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Thoughts on Wildflower?
-Taylor Swift is single again. Get hype.
-This thread hypes and supports Dead Sara, Zack Lopez, The Kills, DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>65374557
>Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
he's retired now, please update the OP
https://twitter.com/kickstarter/status/738028232138760192
>>65374868
JUST
>>65374868
DAMN
okay, here are my suggestions for OP updates:
>Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
>Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, but if his Kickstarter reaches its goal he might come back]
as always, feel free to contribute your own
>>65375055
ALTERNATIVELY:
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
>>65375055
I just want to know what a music writer would do at kickstarter.
>>65375119
Maybe he has a degree in something else. Or he'll serve as a liaison / salesman for their service to musicians.
What's everyone listening to? I'm really digging pic related. Great straightforward hard rock.
>>65375179
https://youtu.be/Op4HT0-W428
https://youtu.be/CGKN6qiDqnk
>>65374557
Thanks for posting the thread
>>65375105
This senpai
>>65375143
if he had a degree he wouldn't had been writing memefork reviews desu
>>65375501
depends on his pay
what did he meme by this?
>>65375401
No problem, senpai
>>65376053
stop trying to turn yourself into a meme
>Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
Didn't Kanye get a 30?
>>65376087
That's my cousin you fuck. If it were me, I would title it Myself Meme.jpg
>>65376087
Why would any of us ever post a picture of ourselves on /mu/? It's not like we want any legitimate notoriety. We post on an anonymous message board for God's sake.
>Phil Elverum Seeks Donations for Wife's Cancer Treatment
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
>>65376261
Some attention whoring fucks use trips
Expecting BNM for this
>>65376309
pitchfork officially declared the strokes uncool.
>>65376309
Oblivius didn't even get a BNT and it's a good ass track desu
>>65376309
Am I the only person who thinks The Strokes should do one last tour and then just break up? They obviously don't give a shit anymore, just let Julian and Albert do their own things. Stop killing the legacy of The Strokes
>>65376390
pretty true
Tyranny was such a shitty album overall, but it was interesting in a way that none of their shit since First Impressions has been
maybe Julian is just a hack, though, who knows
>>65376390
>legacy
They had one good album. That's not a legacy
>>65376462
>Tyranny was such a shitty album
>>65376494
don't tell me you actually liked that steaming pile of musical diarrhea
>>65376390
every bamd dropped by the fork shud emd them selves
who the fuck is joey purp?
an 8.2 BNM, wow. i'll have to listen to this tape to see if it's actually good or just an an obligatory BNM for being a Chance affiliate
night everyone!
>>65376557
I only know this track but it's amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SXrq1B4-qE
JOEY PURP 8.2 BNM
>>65376477
Is This It changed the landscape of indie music forever. That record, not only perfect in it's execution and in retrospect, but it made it possible for bands like Interpol, Arcade Fire, The Killers, The White Stripes, Modest Mouse, Bloc Party, Arctic Monkeys, Kings Of Leon, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Black Keys, and pretty much every other indie band to be accepted into the mainstream.
>>65376518
yes, i'm not a pleb
guess they review strokes tomorrow?
>>65376494
it was so shitty that it was fascinating, though, which is a good thing (?)
>>65376597
HUman sadness was good, nintendo blood was cool, the rest are too out there
Tyranny will get revisited by conde naste in 8 years for the 10 year anniversary and be given a 10 BNR after Julian ODs on cheeseburgers and they finally realize what a masterpiece Tyranny is.
then all your underage faggot children will come on here and worship it
screencap this
insufferable pieces of shit, a list.
1. kris ex
2. good contest guy
3. more to come
Aw fuckkkk is this Joey Purp tape soundcloud streaming only?
What the fuck is up with Chance and all his friends making album releases as annoying as fucking possible?
(Don't say there are downloads everywhere -- these are all nasty transcode soundcloud rips and I have respect for my ears)
8.2 BNM is their new "this isn't that great, but we hyped it too much to not give it BNM" score I guess
>>65376837
>2. good contest guy
GCG is my hero and a champion of 4chan.
