ITT: post your pick for the worst pop song of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts
You start OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BNoNFKCBI
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
or something, anything, off of Summer in Paradise
>>65374008
are you implying fun. is anymore than a pile of shit?
60 YEARS OLD
>>65374155
Come on man, Firework is one of those songs that you just can't hate.
https://youtu.be/cjVQ36NhbMk
>>65374186
you can not like the song, but "worst pop song of all time" not even close. This song at least has a few things going for it.
>>65374223
Uh?
I like Katy Perry's other singles. Firework is maudlin, self-satisfied dreck.
>>65374436
Not to mention her vocals are atrocious in it. She strains to hit those notes, desperately in order to try to stir our emotions, and it's unpleasant.
I MADE A MAN SO HAPPY WHEN I WROTE A LETTER ONCE
I HOPE MY CHILDREN COME AND VISIT ONCE OR TWICE A MONTH
Literally the worst song I have to listen to at work. That, or the new Adele single, Hello, Stressed Out, Pink and Dnce
>>65373977
Seven Years, no question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jErJimwom94
How do you make a fight song this pathetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc
>>65373977
nah, it's not that bad
>>65374229
i think it's because of the overplay that i've become jaded towards it, but it's not awful or anything, just dull.
>>65373977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpJvP4b5fX8
If you pick anything post-2000 then you're doing it wrong. You need to go back pre-1985 where there was very little curation and literally anything could become a hit. This was a platinum selling, Billboard top ten song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-MONIvP6kI
>>65374838
i know right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg
>>65374639
It's hard to believe this is the same band that released Blackened Sky
>>65374223
It's trash, esp compared to Dark Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
>YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS
This was a #1 hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg
>>65374155
>>65374685
>>65374984
The right answers
>>65373977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs
easy mode but its like nails on chalkboard
>>65374838
Yeah old novelty songs were fucking insane. This was a #1 hit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss
>>65375114
Fuck you this song is lit.
>>65375151
same
>>65373977
anything by these little abortions but this is the absolute worst offender https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVswIdRk_OE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g
>>65375245
>not pizza toots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW636Cab0tw
>>65375335
i'm sorry i had no idea
>>65375114
here is the original. Fun Fact. It was co written and produced by Chip Davis who later formed Mannheim Streamroller
>>65375434
whoops..forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPTWZQv0liY
>>65374838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfZ3Bs-ky4U
>yfw it's the same song
>>65375684
was this played at his bar mitzvah wtf
Okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20 surprised i haven't seen this yet
>>65374639
lmao what the fuck i though this was Adele
>>65373977
not even the worst song on the album, given that the title track is almost entirely plagiarized
>>65373977
any imagine dragons song
>>65377019
What's with his obsession with Abercrombie and Fitch?
>>65374639
Holy fuck, i hate this song more than i have ever hated anything in my entire life.
>>65375093
hello R.eddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM
production is tinny, songwriting is flat and it's autotuned to the point that it sounds underwater and the lyrics are pure ideology
>>65377019
Cause you're usually the slow one. I get it.
>>65374923
Dark horse is so bad, prism era was so bad.
>>65374155
actually kinda like that USA for Africa one
>>65378096
this song is so good
>>65378288
how are the kids, deborah?
>>65376639
>"I enjoy h3h3 unironically": the post
>>65375093
>>65374984
>>65374838
>>65374685
>>65374985
>>65375114
>>65375287
>>65377116
>>65378096
>>65373977
All great choices really, but they are Beethoven esque symphonies compared to this absolute travesty of music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
Everything this band has ever produced has been garbage of the absolute worst kind, and this is the worst of the worst.
>>65379600
So quirky hahaha ;)
Anything by James Blunt
>>65380404
his twitter account is great tho
>>65373977
How is this even a competition? It's Albatroz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bznxx12Ptl0
I puke every time somebody plays it proudly
>>65374229
this is good song mate
>>65374639
this song has many meanings
Anything by this talentless idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGIgXP9SvB8
>>65375093
holy fuck i completely forgot that miley used to be hot
>>65378025
So those songs are considered shit only on red.dit? Yeah, right.
>>65375287
>starbucks-core
>>65377019
>chinese food makes me sick
A time where political correctness did not influence the lyrics of a song
>>65381689
scream and shout is ok
>>65381754
because of Britishney
>>65381772
pretty sure it's the synths
>>65373977
That was a great song. Fight me, faggots.
>>65373977
I saw this thread in the catalog and thought Nate Reuss (really? that's a name?) looks like Matt Damon
It's such a shame what happened to him after Aim & Ignite. That album is hype af
>>65377116
they're indie ROCK actually...
Pretty sure nothing beats this for awfulness...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1GpxB0LH8
>No Hanson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
>no one has posted this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY
>>65383184
mmmbop is great you pleb
>>65383317
You are joking
>>65378302
underrated post
>>65381629
This wins it
>>65374787
>hating Biffy
kys
>>65381689
>he doesn't like American Boy
>>65383342
mmmno
>>65383496
that song is utter garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>65383516
mmmstop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-eYbUVZedY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8
>>65383184
MMMBop is a wonderful song. It ponders some very deep philosophical concepts from the perspective of youth - what IS life, what does it mean to be family, what is the point?
Look at the lyrics closely - the Hanson brothers show that most of the relationships we have in our lives are meaningless, that they'll all disappear with time. There are only a few connections that we'll retain throughout our lives - even our parents will fade from our memories in time.
The verse about planting a seed is about the desire to have a lasting effect on the world - like the Greek proverb goes, 'society grows great when old men plant trees who's shade they know they shall never sit under.'
The song postulates that life is not about the people you encounter, but the impression you leave on them. You should endevaour to be one of those who stick in the minds of others, to become someone worth remembering.
Because if not, you'll be gone in an mmmbop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rXdeOvhNE
>>65383588
Fuck off, that song is better than everything in this thread combined
>>65383616
>waifufag detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbxuXq_981s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY
>>65373977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuoIvNFUY7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ovl3ixqHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJOHoiPGpac
>>65383588
Fuck you. Carly is GOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWl
ot6h_JM
>>65383736
Im an atheist then
>>65383759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA
>>65376639
shit its kinda catchy
they just look funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh6YPErC4OE
I still have trauma a few years later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcm55lU9knw
>>65383920
Are you brazilian?
https://youtu.be/mfZ3Bs-ky4U
>ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew dirty bit
Probably already been posted but holy shit this sucks.
>>65383920
My god yes
>>65381629
/thread
>>65373977
op if you're going to post that at least post the god-tier one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsGLBI2WA7Q
anyways i fucking hate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go7gn6dugu0 if we're talking modern stuff, otherwise probably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
>>65383920
>>65384009
>those talking head moves
>that common people dance
you know zacks posts on /mu/ now
>>65384088
>mmmbop
see >>65383583
>>65373977
that albums good as fuck kiddo
Stand the fuck back, I know I'm a little late but I got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye5fxkj0CQs
>>65377019
pre-9/11 america was so fucking innocent lol
>>65383271
this song makes me root for isis
>>65383557
you're joking right?
>>65383655
fuck nvm this is actually the song that makes me root for isis
>>65374210
That song is actually really good though.
>>65380426
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
https://youtu.be/VYaygLi1Qd0
>>65383557
This. I can say 100% that I have never hated a song more than I hate this. I would rather listen to Twenty One Pilots.
>>65384261
lmao he's fucking witty
>>65384110
>>65383583
fucking kek
>>65384261
Wow, is this real?
>>65384356
just google james blunt twitter. he's been doing it for years.
>>65378096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lxINyZxbgU
It's like Nickelback
...but worse.
>>65375093
>The Climb
Holy shit I remember my class had to sing that shit for my primary school graduation
>>65375684
Wonder how the parents felt spending so much money to find out their son was gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
>>65378096
to be fair it was written for that shitty minions movie
