Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-We're back baby!
-Death Grips drop a new track I guess
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
okay so i was gonna make a shitty joke but then i got this captcha
like what the FUCK dude
>>65291523
I guess you don't select anything?
BNM for Steve Gunn and Minor Victories would be welcome, but in the Conde Nast era an 8.0 no BNM is probably the most one could reasonably hope for
THE FLOWING MEME
>>65291801
nah
Upcoming albums with a high chance for a BNM
Swans?
neil young - earth and swans - the glowing man are both getting 9.5+
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
s t e p h c u r r y blesses this /p4k/
>>65292956
Based Steph needs to beat the Cavs
/p4k/ is dying, and you all sat around watching.
does anybody have tsk-a tsk-a tsk's contact info, im worried :(
>>65294008
he's still alive but has forsaken these threads
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S65129140#p65129163
>>65294008
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S65129140#p65129163
Apparently he's alive but just not posting here :/
>>65292747
>>65292664
New Swans track didn't even get a review.
are we HYPING cass mccombs???
iiiDrops 8.3 BNM tonight
i'm beginning to realize Zoe will never come back here to post her soles and i'll never in my life masturbate to them
any music for this feel?
>>65294360
raperock isn't music.
no swoms
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Kevin Gates 7.4 by Sheldon Pearce
Beth Orton 7.6 by Philip Sherburne
Minor Victories 6.0 by Evan Rytlewski
Angel Du$t 6.9 by Ian Cohen
Daniel Romano 7.1 by Allison Hussey
why do they have 4 reviews some days and 5 on others?
Are we entering the first major drought of the year guys?
>>65294678
cause they started publishing reviews 6 days a week but didn't increase the number of reviews they put out a week.
>>65294674
>another Kevin Gates album
is he Viper-lite?
>>65294883
holy shit when I saw it yesterday on a release list I just assumed it was a single
damn I think thats about 2 hours of music so far this year and Islah was really fucking solid
>black criminal releases some garbage mixtape called Murder 4 Hire 2
>gets a respectable 7.4
CLUCK cuck CLUCK
>>65295036
will somebody think of the children!!!
only good christian music should exist and be given mediocre 7's
(and yes, 7 is just average since p4k doesn't give anything under 6 it seems)
>>65292752
Im out of the loop. Can someone explain why this is posted every thread? is it an album that was never reviewed or something?
