If John Coltrane was a trance artisthe would be John Coltrance

poor meme

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If Miles Davis lived in Australia he would be Kilometres Davis

if Kurt Cobain was drugs he'd be Kurt Cocaine

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If Ornette Coleman worked in a mine he would be Ornette Coalman

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If Albert Ayler were homosexual he would still be called Albert Ayler because sexual orientation doesn't affect one's name.

>>65285436
damn...

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If Terry Riley worked at a berry farm his name would be Berry Ripely

>>65285277
This one is pretty good

>>65285436
>filename

>>65285436
i see what you did there

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If Sun Ra lived 4.37 light years away he would be called Alpha Centauri Ra

>>65285277
>>65285373
>>65285436
L O L
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If Louis Armstrong didn't have to lift his trumpet all the time he would be called Louis Armweak and wouldn't be able to help Ornette Coalman in the mines

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If Chet Baker were a baker he would be called Chet "Sir-Bakes-a-Lot" Baker

If Animal Collective got their shit together they would be Animal Union