Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-I guess no one posted the thread
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
>no replies one hour out
D:
>>65216838
makes sense, no hyped album reviews until swans
>>65216838
I mean the thread was only posted about 20 minutes ago unfortunately
>>65216838
Sorry guys, I've been working a summer job and Ive been closing a lot, so I can't bump, please keep p4k culture alive while Im busy
>>65216838
maybe because they dont post reviews on the weekend you dumb mother fucker
>>65217173
they do on saturday now mate keep up
>>65217163
It's okay
I'll try to tend the thread
friday pitchforks just feel wrong
/bleep/ BTFO
fuck pitchfork
they're all practically the same rating despite being radically different
they don't know shit
well, i was expecting a 5.0 so....
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Autechre 7.0 / 6.6 / 6.9 / 7.1 / 6.8
Robert Glasper / Miles Davis 7.4
Classixx 7.7
Africans with Mainframes 7.5
any link for classixx? can't find it anywhere
>>65217163
does being a reddit mod pay?