>drummer throws his stick in the air
>hits the other drummer's cymbal on the way down

>drummer throws stick into the air
>doesn't catch it
>buggers up the drums while he fumbles about trying to sort it out

>drummer attempts 10 foot spinning stick toss at live show

>fumbles on the catch

>grins and pulls out another stick from 20 pairs beside the drumset

>>65210483

>drummer has never played drums before

>Drummer throws his stick in the air as a drum machine plays a beat
>Lead singer opens up drummers asshole and puts the micophone in it
>Guitarist gets milk and pours it in
>The drummer eats a laxitive
>The drum sticks fall into the opened ass
>The audience is confused
>The drummer starts to shake and suddenly poop spews out of the asshole taking the drumsticks out as they hit the symbol
>Lead singer deepthroats the shit covered mic
>The audience throws up at the smell.

>drummer is really a drum machine
>still credited as a member of the band
>mfw

>>65210541
>the aristocrats

>>65210560
>drummer is actually a drum machine
>not credited in album cuz he gay
heh
racist

>drummer throws his sticks in the air
>doesn't catch them
>falls off chair
>Dies

>drummer uses benis as sticc

>drummer throws sticks in the air
>they don't come back down

>drummer is Ringo Starr

>drummer plays double bass pedal sound with a single bass pedal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bneGQhUNEGM

>>65210483
Kek