Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 23
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Meek Mills still trying to stir up shit with Drake
-Lemonade is a popular drink and it still is
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Peter, Bjorn and John, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
>>65192195
why is DIIV still in the OP? They were reviewed months ago
waiting for the autechre 4.1
Swans 8.8
/NMG/ - Nu-male General
Apologized for slavery today?
Who's better FKA Twigs or Kendrick?
Should Lil ugly mane be arrested?
Has there ever been a good white artist before?
>>65192276
>apologize for slavery
Yes.
>Who's better fka twigs or Kendrick.
Fka Twigs
>should lil ugly mane be arrested?
Yes. Fucking cultural appropriation man.
>Has there ever been a good white arist before?
Uhh I can't seem to think of one right now. MAYBE on a good day Andrew Jackson Jihad.
f*ck pissfork
>>65192223
Forever hyping DIIV
>>65192558
fuck diiv
>>65192558
>Not a single PoC
Anon pls. This is a pitchfork general, if you want to talk about racist music check out >>>/pol/
strokes ep 7.2 incoming
>>65192276
>apologize for slavery
Yes.
>Who's better fka twigs or Kendrick.
Kendrick
>should lil ugly mane be arrested?
cultural appropriation
>Has there ever been a good white arist before?
yeah AJJ is good. Dylan also, Grimes 2 waifu
>>65192610
>Not a single PoC
>>65192748
Yeah he's a whiteboy. Don't even fucking try to say he's not.
>Hurr he's mexican
Fuck outta here. That boy whitter than sour cream.
>Haha yeah I just really like pitchfork
What did he mean by this?
more like fitchpork.
digits are the strokes score
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
>>65193857
this wasn't even funny a year ago. please stop ruining these threads with your awful meme.
>>65193972
>>65194129
LOW TEST
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>>65194356
>>65194356
Go back to /fit/
these thread are so shit now and will continue to be until its time for swans to be reviewed
Paul Simon is getting a 10 next week fellas
The Hotelier - Goodness 8.6 reviewed by Ian Cohen
>>65194492
I believe in /p4k/
What's everyone listening to?
>>65194492
>2016
>Caring about a band with a rapist in it.
>>65194547
This should answer that question quite efficiently.
whats actually new?
i can't be bothered to keep up with this shit
need more BNMs so i can fake an opinion
>>65194547
Gucci Mane
i can't wait to see what plebfork gives the new autechre
>>65194557
this bait was old 3 months ago
>>65194677
only philip sherburne can save us from a sub-7 score
>>65194739
i would put money on someone writing a review the day that it came out but holding off for a while just to make it seem like they actually mulled over the album(s) for a while
Autechre optimistic score = 8.0
realistic score = 4.0
>>65194834
maybe a 4.5
this is way colder than exai and that got absolutely shit on
>>65194933
well tbf that got shit on because of the length
so with elseq...
underachievers btfo
Why are people acting like the 1/2 of albums p4k has BNM'd this year aren't by white artists?
IAN COHEN BTFO
>The Hotelier
>not reviewed by Ian Cohen
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
The Hotelier 8.0 BTFO by Jillian Mapes
The Underachievers 5.3 by Matthew Ramirez
Allen Ginsberg 7.9 by Jesse Jarnow
Debo Band 8.1 by Erin MacLeod
>>65195027
here's his actual review
http://noisey.vice.com/blog/the-fearlessness-of-the-hotelier-goodness
damn, Underachievers got legit panned. the review is savage.
"It Happened in Flatbush is a flat album in every way, filled with mealy-mouthed hooks and uninspired tropes—a spiritless effort from a NYC rap group that initially seemed novel in a post-TDE scene."
seemed like they had so much potential after Indigoism.
The Underachievers review was really harsh for a 5.3.
wtf is this shit
/p4kek/ is my life!!
