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Old>>65172799
http://pastebin.com/mH6Kx32L
>>65179403
There is no god
ALLAKHU AKBAR
Daily reminder that Daz went from a nu-metal band to a melodic death/groove metal band
Successfully went from false to trve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0
Post summer Metal.
>>65179429
We are they who the gods detest
>>65179449
>melodic death/groove
>Successfully went from false to trve
>>65179449
>Daz
It's Dez and both of those bands suck fat cocks in hell.
Listening to slipknot's self titled album (which seems to be /metal/ approved). This is absolute shit
Vektor - Terminal Redux
So /metal/
Have you embraced the Strid yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUayx9IQkuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8JKCD6O4-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIL6tpCbdYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbMuyBgZ60U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGaz_inqM4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia67PMz1elk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tReSYUJI_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5DuukqdzuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckRl-0oi2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOlRfIUiX14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_6YjDUyA0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAEknxABMTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTP7E4vh-T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5aRf_0JSMQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb88w6PVzJM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pLCbj5WHNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vRxZAY7r24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vhA1RsjfR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHHJ4T37UKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0hoQ4TCVlw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bFr8cIUJcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTMwMIQft-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgQNNpX04WI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFupTSMVpf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouIWycj_rGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ANVSeTqIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtPNtIohuyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJZvVGgon8g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woRaHKNEs8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTPG7q3AR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcbNRlIcGVc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6j_aEPUaSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Z8PmLTeJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G85DitwnlKQ
>>65179516
Thanks, doc.
>>65179511
>Listening to slipknot's self titled album
kek quite loud
u've bin meme school'd, thanks 4 posting
>>65179511
>which seems to be /metal/ approved
huh
>>65179511
Iowa and The Subliminal Verses are WAY better.
>>65179531
wtf
>>65179516
Is this a new meme?
>>65179511
>/metal/ approved
>absolute shit
Seems about right
>>65179531
unbelievable, best new meme
>>65179531
How does he do it?
Hey sorry I don't visit this general at all, so, my friend who is very shy wants to know how does it feel to get plugged from behind? He says he likes the musi cof Deaf Spellomega and asked me if I could ask you guys since he says you are all in touch with your feminine side.
>>65179557
epic
Wow, this is total shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518uB9qnQdI
>>65179531
Holy shit 10/10
PEOPLE EQUAL _____
>>65179463
T H I S I S M Y H O U S E
H
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>>65179531
wew lad
>>65179531
topkek
>tfw i love soilwork
For all the talk about sub sub subgenres, we don't talk nearly enough about good old heavy metal. What have you guys been listening to?
As soon as I see that album cover I hear "BIG TRUCK" in my head.
>>65179531
of wew and the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcithUUSmYM
Enjoy this gem of gems guys.
>>65179672
DELIVER US THE EVIL
DENY US OF OUR FAITH
>>65179815
dying fetus?
>>65179672
>>65179626
Fucking nu-metal, this kind of shit makes people think that I listen to Disturbed when I say I listen to metal. You know who did this? Goddamn Sepultura. Faggots.
>>65179974
I don't get this meme, it's a stupid thing to say but it's not that stupid to be turned into a meme, it ain't even funny
>>65180010
it's not very funny indeed but since it was said by a tripfag he deserves to be ridiculed until he kills himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJvSoJyx3T8
The uncompromising technicality of this little tune is so mind-bending.
What're you listeninng to, /meal/?
>this guy challenges you for a sword fight
What do you do?
>>65180125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPGiqLvcOEk
>>65180165
you could've just written "Terrible gay faggoth meme shit"
What's some good rap metal? Don't tell me RATM, that band is such shit, every one of their fucking songs sounds the same.
>>65180137
>literally no hand guard on that sword
>>65180183
unironically this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_y31bRW3M
>>65180183
I think Ice T had a Metal thing for a while?
>>65180137
Can HHH beat Famine in a sword duel?
Does /metal/ like Mandroid Echostar?
>>65180261
Very mediocre proge iirc
>>65180183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvTYu3Ukk-s
>>65180261
That album cover is giga hipster
>>65180261
They're literally just a metal Coheed and Cambria
That's either a very good or bad thing depending who on /mu/ you ask I suppose.
>>65180281
I think the artstyle itself is kinda cool tbph
>>65180297
Coheed have literally one good song and you know which one it is
>>65180261
First EP was great, first album was bretty good, second album was pure trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJmKkZADgyk
THIS IS AMAZING!
>>65180319
>tfw deep down one of my favorite bands
Ensiferium are insanely average, why can't I stop listening to them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I52VOdSeVME
RIP techfags
What is the best metal rift to have ever been written?
>>65180488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn2A_dXoIAA
>>65180488
26:29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxXIEE-kpq8
>>65180488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1H1EnyovAE
>>65180520
not even the best riff of the album
>>65180488
Chopin's op 27/2.
>>65180488
>3:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yDfS1mmXEw
>>65180183
E-Town Concrete
Candiria
Stuck Mojo
Bionic Jive
trying to find this band that's just like e-town concrete who were fucking sick but i cant find it :\
>>65180557
It's definetly the best imo
>>65180488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUwEIt9ez7M
>>65180183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEwKCu0P89c
>>65180524
>>65180581
Nice meme album
>>65180712
Winds of the creation is the only album posted here that doesn't deserve to be memed
>>65180488
>16:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtE_pJA7hJg
>>65180596
>>65180183
also NME Rifa - these guys are hideously underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsFoOauGyNA
if you're not grooving at 1:38 there's no help for you
>>65179595
BEAUTY DISGUSTING BLOOOOOOD
>>65180746
It's shitty brootal wankery, worse than Necrofaggit
>>65180768
horrid quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ofkwLworlo
>>65180821
>Brutal wankery
Nothing wrong with that
>>65180768
nile ar kings of riffs tb.h, you can pick any nile song and it will have some of the best riffs ever
>0:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRM1zw_v-NM
>>65179595
How?
>>65180909
>still replying
report and move on
>>65180125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5rDyQ_iZWI
>>65180903
I like the horrid quality version better, not even kidding
>>65180916
the egyptian breakdown at 1:30 is insane
>>65180916
>IV Ruins
>Kafir
>Cast Down the Heretic
>Sarcophagus
>Annihilation of the wicked
>Mecca
>Masturbating the war god
I just started with Nile and i'm cumming already
>>65179403
God damn, why is it that so many nu-metal and alt-metal bands of the 90s were so obsessed with pedophilia?
>>65181210
cause they all got molested you insensitive fuck
>>65181369
Coal Chamber, the Spooky Kids, Korn, Acid Bath, Lunatic Kandy Kreep and Disturbed ALL got molested?
>>65181527
Korn literally did get molested
>>65181527
NO MOMMY, DON'T DO IT AGAIN
DON'T DO IT AGAIN
I'LL BE A GOOD BOY
I'LL BE A GOOD BOY, I PROMISE
NO MOMMY DON'T HIT ME
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME LIKE THAT, MOMMY?
DON'T DO IT, YOU'RE HURTING ME
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A BITCH
WHY DON'T YOU,
WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE HERE AND DIE
NEVER STICK YOUR HAND IN MY FACE AGAIN BITCH
FUCK YOU
I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT
YOU STUPID SADISTIC ABUSIVE FUCKING WHORE
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HOW IT FEELS MOMMY
HERE IT COMES, GET READY TO DIE
>>65180183
YES FINALLY FOUND THE BAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpBcPq8lDPc
VIETNOM. YOU ARE FUCKING MOSHING
>>65181527
Yes
Acid Bath is sludge metal btw, I remember when my friend asked if I had listened to them and I was like "no" and he was like "YES FINALLY I KNOW A SICK BAND YOU HAVENT LISTENED TO" and he was so proud haha
who in gods name are Lunatic Kandy Kreep
>>65181527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me6krWVfN8I
>>65180488
18:14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pF8S_ssMmI
>>65179403
>be working at record store in '98
>tons of "real" metal on shelves
>only kids who bought this cd looked like this
>want to kill myself daily
>I'll admit it wasn't a bad album
>but it's nu metal
>>65181763
what band is this
>>65181795
Godflesh
>>65181795
Godflesh Feat. Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65181795
The speeding strids
>>65181795
Bjorn Strid
How different would metal be today if Chuck were still alive?
>>65181929
Death wasn't influential at all
>>65181929
American metal might still be good
>>65181985
>American anything
>Good
kek
>>65181795
Soilwork
>>65181999
does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ayqdMiOv38
The last metal band you listened to is collaborating with Bjorn "Speed" Strid, how happy are you?
>>65182102
>Windir
Okay
>>65182102
>Corrupted
hmmm
>>65182102
>Skindred
Finally
>>65179531
Pitbull/Timbaland of metal
>yfw new Periphery album with feature Bjorn Strid
What are some grindcore bands for the summer?
>>65179580
Only one who gets to touch my feminine side will be my proctologist when I am 45 and in need of prostate exam
>>65182280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jct3HKRYU2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2aKcz985GI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvmIByrcwAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx4157TlEBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLKoxrDTI9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI2dxU6yUI0
>>65182280
Anal Cunt feat. Bjorn Strid
>>65179531
True buttmetal king
>>65182244
He even looks like Pitbull
>>65181763
Would smash that girl t.b.q.h.f.
just dropping some cybergrind
PleaseEatTheFuckingSandwichBitch - PETFSB
>cybergrind
https://pleaseeatthefuckingsandwichbitch.bandcamp.com/album/petfsb (it's free)
>>65179511
It's a raw expression of anger and masculinity. Nu males wouldn't understand.
>>65182280
Get your lazy ass to Obscene Extreme and get delighted.
>>65182390
JECTION ROLE
>>65182390
-SPONSIBILITY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJy1KxdelMI
>65182450
Can't. Classes and no money
>>65182394
Fantano please
>>65182102
Does he quest on any literally who album out of his alltruism?
>>65182434
>responding to something posted happend hours ago
Found the autist!
All 80s metal is bad. If you disagree, you're probably a closet homosexual.
Eurofag her.
Does /metal/ like old(Doc era) Vader?
>>65182102
>Gorguts
Considering that I have never heard a single song from Soilwork (at least I think I haven't), I'm not sure what to expect, but it's probably going to be shit.
>>65182378
Dude, that's a man, bro
>>65182474
>Björn "Roll the dice" Strid
>>65179897
Unironically my favorite Black Sabbath album and one of the two Sabbath albums that I even own.
Howdy, guys! Looking for new stuff to listen to. I'm really into fast and technical instrumental metal like Demetori and shit. Any recommendations?
>>65182678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKZBFts4lPo
>>65182699
>Disturbed
No thank you
Have any other bands doen anything like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esWqSqSTFa4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKZBFts4lPo
>similar music videos with opposing band in audience
Does industrial metal get more abrasive than this?
>>65182699
But that's neither technical, nor instrumental.
>>65182978
>responding seriously to meme post
>>65182948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmfzWpp0hMc
>>65182678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CBjMI4OPcw
>>65183036
Oh, no. Seems like I've just been trolled. What do I do?
>>65182594
>Unironically
Why did you feel the need to say that anon? It's my second fav after Vol 4
>>65183122
Read this http://www.wikihow.com/Post-on-4chan%27s-Music-Board
Everything that ruined metal is documented in this one album. This album paints a picture of child-molesting ice cream truck drivers heading to the suburbs after shooting too much dope while diddling little Billy in front of his sister Mandy. It's this single piece of heroin-addicted bafoonery that sapped all the creativity out of metal by showing people that they too can make money by playing groove based rock with faux-aggressive vocals and throwing serial killer imagery on album covers. It is the prototype for Korn.
Lyrically, everything that's wrong about metal now is found here. Dax Riggs in all his heroin addled wisdom thought that, instead of coming up with something interesting to talk about, the mundane themes about the "seedy white trash lifestyle" would resonate more with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre fans of mainstream America and, unfortunately, he was right. This was one of the key elements that were needed to allow angry suburban youth and meth head trailer park dwellers to relate with the stupidity of Acid Bath. All of these things are best exemplified in the after school special-isms of Dr. Seuss is Dead and the cheap emotional appeals of Tranquilized and The Bones of Baby Dolls. The "rusty needles" abuse suggests not a lot of time was spent on them, and feels more like something Slipknot would have come up with. The change to a more "white trash" appearance in promo pics suggest about as much. These lyrics would make bands in the future reduce themselves to writing about mundane topics (child abuse, drug addiction) and shouting a bunch of disdainful words that mean nothing. It's just vague anger to "get people through a bad day", like the hip-hop or radio rock songs of the day.
>>65183299
This is barely metal aside from some guitar playing techniques. Acid Bath is really just groove based rock in how the focus is placed on sparse 2 note rhythm riffs being played for a "swaggering" bluegrass derived feel that will allow suburban kids to "get down with it". It is a suburbanized version of banging on rocks in a wasteland. By removing all the intellectual aspects out of metal and dumbing it all down to a series of chugga chugga noises and hillbilly solos, Acid Bath remove any melody that could be found in Black Sabbath's groove riffs, further lowering the role of the guitar into being a percussive instrument to allow for Riggs' lamb bleating noises ("vocals") to take the forefront. Contrary to Riggs' "I hate alternative music" shirt he would often sport at this time, the grunge-isms in the verse of lead single "Scream of the Butterfly" suggest an attempt to also appeal to the whine rock scene of the day since it was the most marketable guitar oriented music they could dress up as metal at that time.When the cover artworks are more memorable for the connotations than the music, you know this band wasn't good. Unfortunately, connotations and some pedophile clown visuals were all it took to sell this "creepy" album about "real life topics" to the impressionable morons of the day. The birthplace for Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids rests in this album.
>>65183299
wew
>>65183250
>Why did you feel the need to say that anon?
I was just preparing myself for all those classic metal fans who lurk these threads and jerk off to old Priest and Sabbath.
>>65183332
>"swaggering" bluegrass derived feel
>that will allow suburban kids to "get down with it"
that review was a shit meme in the first place, but goddamn this pasta doesn't even make sense
Best metal I've heard in decades, I am suprised that people from such an unknown country (Andorra) could make such beautiful music. Anyone else heard of this album?
So glad Soilwork and Bjorn "Speed" Strid are memes now
>>65183402
bluegrass is pretty swaggering
>>65183412
Yeah it's pretty dank
>>65183441
Songs like Inner Fullness and Returning to the Source make me remember why I love progressive metal so much. They have so many emotions combined into one song.
>>65182948
Yes.
>Fear Factory
>>65183412
Essential virgin-core
>>65183587
Alright, buddy. First of all, it's progressive death metal. Haven't you heard of BTBAM? Secondly, I doubt you've heard more than three seconds of it.
>>65183534
>>65183059
I walked right into this, didn't I?
>>65183412
>memefone
>>65183672
Hekekeke
>>65183412
Yes, it was pretty hyped on release
>that mid climax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6_sRDFideY
>>65183729
>attempting and failing a bait
Metal facts:
Did you know that Brad Pitt was once the lead singer of a metal band that supported Metallica on their world tour?
Now you know.
>>65183071
Anon, though It's not quIte what I was lookIng for, but thank you thIs sounds really InterestIng.
>>65183640
I've listened to it several times.
It's good
>>65183825
that's not true
>>65183825
Is that mnemic?
>>65183412
does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
>>65184315
It's Soilwork featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid
Bjorn "Speed" Strid
Does /metal/ feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid ?
does Bjorn "Speed" Strid feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
For fucks sake stop fucking hammering this Bjorn "Speed" Strid meme he's not even that good a singer
Post em
Bjorn "Speed" Strid
Does Bjorn Feature "Speed" Feature Strid Featuring Bjorn Strid Feat. "Speed" Ft. Strid Strid Strid Human Feat Bjorn of "Speed"?
Soilwork ruined metal
It made people think that I listen to shit like Bjorn "Speed" Strid when I say that I listen to metal
>>65184527
+the ones that feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid
-the ones that doesn't
>>65184527
>no Bjorn "Speed" Strid
top kek, get the fuck out of here
did the bm band Strid ever feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
>>65184555
The Fresh Prince of Soilwork featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid
Bjorn "Bjorn" Bjorn
Speed "Speed" Speed
Strid "Strid" Strid
R8 My chart
Bjorn Durst
Think you guys killed /metal/ finally
Destroyer "Of" Threads
>>65184714
Feat. Bjorn "Speed" Strid
I think this meme has gone a bit too far
It made people think that I listen to shit featuring Björn "Speed" Strid when I say that I listen to metal
>>65184755
Does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
well memed lads
monitoring this epic bread for r/4chan
is Bjorn "Speed" Strid the zahir of metal?
>>65184714
>implying /metal/ hasb't been a zombie for months
>>65184778
t. Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65184738
>My Way (Frank Sinatra cover)
Vektor feat. Bjorn "Speed" Strid - Terminal Redux
>>65184793
Featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65184714
this one is actually slightly better than the one yesterday
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S65167183
>>65184660
>having your own band's tattoo
Ok
>>65184527
+Jackman, Sejr, Sexdrome
>>65184842
+ Bjorn, Speed, Strid
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Soilwork/26
>Lyrical themes: Society, Life, Anti-fascism
>>65184527
+Bjorn
-"Speed"
~Strid
What was Death's greatest album?
>>65184871
Does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid
What went so fucking wrong for Behexen? From ripping second wave black metal with killer ear splitting screamed vocals to second rate watered down slow dull atmoshit with generic growls?
>>65184871
>Anti-fascism
Is dmshareguy Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
Well done lads
>>65184922
They forgot to feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid
>>65184918
Scream Bloody Strid
>>65184922
Oh shit, 200 replies in, I forgot it's all going to be memes and shitposting by this point, time to fuck off then.
what exactly is the difference between death metal and thrash metal besides the harsher vocals
not memeing i'm just new, i listened to symbolic and i don't really get why it's not thrash
someone pls explain in retard terms
Strid
YOU CAN'T CATCH TIME, IT DOESN'T EXIST
OUR BOY HHH JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM!
I'm only a few seconds in and it's already memeworthy.
It literally opens up with the fartiest bass noises I've ever heard.
https://kelvalhaal.bandcamp.com/releases
Does /metal/ like Disturbed?
>>65184998
Well Symbolic is quite thrashy actaully
Also dude /metal/ is dead there's only memes here
>>65185053
Does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
>>65185035
Does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
>>65185035
Actually that's just the second track.
And it's a memerap track in the vein of Vitriol.
>Kel Valhaal is the name of the logical agency of faith and acephalic becoming in the The Ark Work, a gesamtkunstwerk which lives at the threshold between philosophical materialism and religion. It is also the moniker for the electronic project I’ve had going since 2010, though I’ve never done an official release until now. The aim of the project is to activate transcendental catharsis using the elements of sound design, and to gnaw on formal and cultural deadlocks between electronic music, rock, rap and classical music. Ultimately these are means of activating a creative-emotive state of divine intuition that is attuned to the object of ultimate concern: what the mystics call the “gift of tears”.
“If Liturgy is a vehicle for grand rock albums, Kel Valhaal is more low key, more of an ongoing flicker;; less finely wrought, with more frequent and shorter releases, more variation, less consistency, more experimentation.
>>65185053
Does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid ?
>>65184998
Symbolic is not a good example of what Death Metal is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1on9_JYgTLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw223-FK-Fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7raWoZN9QeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9tdqYmaLOk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mfvSSl9L9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fSnDUhpZIA
Jesus fucking Christ
>>65179531
Good job
EPIC THREAD
screenshotted for r/4chan
>>65185090
Bjorn?
>>65185072
obviously it does
>>65185090
Speed ?
Soilwork together with Bjorn "Speed" Strid's 94-year old grandma.
>>65184998
Here are some good death metal examples
>>65185090
Strid?
>>65185086
>“This music should be approached as one of three wings of a rotating vortex of music, thought and drama called The Perichoresis. Taking up the legacy of American Transcendentalism and German Romanticism with all its contradictory attraction and repulsion to/from underground music culture, the project has a horizon that is ethical, political, and eschatological. Kel Valhaal in part functions to ground Transcendental Qabala (a system of thought) as is also in part the manifestation of Aesthethics (an art practice). These three wings of the Perichoresis propel the ongoing drama of The Ark Work, which is a messianic intervention into global destiny.
Does life feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid
WALK STRAIGHT FOR A FINAL SOLUTION
>>65185190
what does black metal has to do with anything
>>65182102
>Metallica
Sounds quite possible.
>mfw this becomes reality
>>65185219
nvm I don't know how to read.
I WILL BE THERE
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
>>65182102
>Pantera
Well Soilwork is basically the Pantera of MDM so there is no difference
BJORN
SPEED
meme
STRID
so Babymetal are doing a WWE PPV theme
truly the Limp Bizkit of this generation
BENIS
SENIS
Was getting featured part of your plan?
>>65185328
proof we are living in some sort of post-ironic age or something
>>65185328
Will it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
memes
>>65185328
I read that as "official meme song"
>>65185343
Are those Soilwork or Sonic Syndicate lyrics?
>>65185343
You're a featured guy
Truly the dankest thread since Fear Factory posting
>>65185328
>yfw millions of rednecks masturbating at high [Bjorn] "Speed" [Strid]
Will it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid ?
>>65185035
Holy kek those vocals
>>65185388
For you
Will it feature Bjorn 'Speed' Strid ?
Bjorncapitated - Speed of Strid
>Sonic Syndicate featured Bjorn 'Speed' Strid on one of their songs
>Sonic Syndicate singer is featured on new Soilwork album
>>65185481
Does it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
>>65185421
the holiest of keks
fucking memers
Bjornktor - Speedinal Stridux
Holy fuck, these high screams
Bjornbath - memes made flesh
True Bjorniric Strid Metal are bands such as Soilwork. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Bjorniric "Speed" Strid Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Strid Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Bjorniric Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers.
Strid Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Bjornirism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Stridic Speedirism, on a personal level Bjorniric individualism, collective level Speediric Stridism. Without an understanding of theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Speediric worldview. None of you can understand Stridism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Bjornirism, so why even dream about it. Bjornirism and Strid Metal are for the elite. For real misanthropists.
Just marathoned this album with my wife's son, did I like it?
>>65185035
Sounds like something I made in FL Studio when I was 16
>>65185595
It depends, is your son Bjorn, your wife "Speed", and your baby daddy Strid?
>>65185595
Don't lie you'd raise Bjorn "Speed" Strid's kids while he fucked your wife
>>65185595
Depends, is your wife's bull Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
I saw Bjorn "Speed" Strid a grocery store in Gothenburg yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Speed trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started SCANNING it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
you guys are really funny posting this bjorn stuff
not
Hey Faggots,
My name is Bjorn, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are cowardly, depraved, no-lifes who spend every second of their day listening to whack ass grooveless non-melodic music. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten Featured? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than partaking in fascism.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I Have over 300 million confirmed features, and sell out every venue with my band. What bands did you get featured on, other than apator? I also do speed regularily, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just featured me on her new song; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
The new Gojira song is pretty mint, lads.
Who /gojira/ here?
>>65185790
this was really funny at first but now it's just dragging it, beating the dead horse here
new thread when?
>>65185800
No Bjorn "Speed" Strid, it's shit
>>65185812
will it feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
>>65185790
I can tell this was edited from an HHH edit of this pasta.
http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/whitechapel-frontman-says-metal-elitism-is-out-of-control
>>65185823
I fucking hope so, I'm really expecting the next edition to feature Bjorn "Speed" Strid and if it doesn't, then I'm gonna feel like a guttersnipe standing in line - deciding it's lifestyle by rolling the dice.
>>65185848
>deathcore faggots crying to news sites because everyone says how shitty and derivative their music is
Good, kill yourself like that Suicide Silence faggot
>>65185848
>Whitechapel
kek
Deathcore is NOT music
There's a place in London named after Whitechapel
Why is the UK metal scene so ghastly
>>65186052
kek
There is a measurement named after Bjorn "Speed" Strid
Why is the swedish metal scene so ghastly
>>65186052
>UK metal then
Black Sabbath, Paradise Lost and Iron Maiden
>UK metal now
BMTH, Asking Alexandria and Tesseract
What happen?
>>65186112
kek
Someone make new thred already, the memes are killing me
>>65186149
kek
Bjorn "Speed" Strid
Have memes gone too far?
The memes are real
>>65186112
>tfw you have fuckboy friends who think Asking Alexandria is heavy
>>65186359
>tfw my friends listen to Parkway Drive, Whitechapel and Bury Tomorrow unironically
Dino Cazares
>>65186359
>tfw every """""metal"""" chick listens to these kinds of band
damn it i just want to cum in a pierced-clit pussy without feeling revolted with myself, why is this too much to ask
>>65186359
A friend of mine has a Five Finger Death Punch tatoo
>>65186359
Are you trying to say this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6AqJzaBR6I
is less heavy than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCqpLNfk8GM
>>65186400
No. These chicks aren't metal, they're scene sluts.
Get a real girl.
>>65186400
>>65186398
Some of my favourite bands include Sodom, Razor, Soilwork featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid and I enjoy these core bands as well.
>>65186444
stop trying to ruin my youtube recommendations dickhead
New thread when
>>65185035
>that cover art
HHH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>65186636
>>65186636
NEW THREAD
What a fucking clusterfuck of a thread
