What kinds of music should you listen to to impress girls?
The Cure, Brand New, and Mac DeMarco are the holy trinity of attracting girls.
women don't care about your music taste as long as you're tall, good looking and carrying some mad do$h
>>65164440
Arctic Monkeys
Motivational speeches about attachment issues.
Coming from a girl, Death Grips
>>65164440
if you choose the cure make sure to tell girls all about how you love pornography
>>65164475
this tbqh
be attractive and rich and you could play them peter sotos and they'd still be all over you
>>65164475
go back to /r9k/ you experienceless tool
Peter Sotos
Hitler speech recordings
Skrewdriver
Oasis
>>65164511
go back to your disney movies and rom-coms you delusional faggot
>>65164511
>>65164511
keep lying to yourself m8
>just be yourself bro its so easy to get laid bro women care about your personality and confidence bro
>>65164395
Probably Crystal Castles. At any rate, my last girlfriend was into Beefheart, so if you listen to certain types of music just to attract girls it could all be for nothing.
>>65164440
Fuck off.
Gotta be Arctic Monkeys all the way.
>>65164543
>>65164533
Absolutely #rekt
Get fucked Chad
Every girl ever likes Mac Demarco. If they don't they haven't heard him yet.
>>65164395
>ywn fuck young Merzbow
>>65164395
I wish that was a boy to be frank.
>>65164395
eh that girl's not even cute desu
makes me think of the aerosmith guy
twenty one pilots
>>65164440
From personal experience the holy trinity has been: The 1975, Arctic Monkeys and The Smiths.
>>65164533
>>65164543
>>65164565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_mentality
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance
>>65164475
tfw poor manlet
>>65164714
This. Also My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, Melanie Martinez, Lana Del Rey and throw in some Fleetwood Mac especially Rumours.
>>65164806
Oh and the 1975.
>>65164395
She looks so disinterested that I don't think it matters what you listen to. This date is doomed.
>>65164475
>men only care about a nice ass and big tits
you're 19
art hoes love mac demarco and king krule 90% of the time 100% of the time
>tell her she sounds like the girl mac is describing (kiki) and get the succ
>>65164622
>>65164625
>>65164638
gayboymind
>>65164395
Who this Native American qt?
coming from a girl, ac/dc
I have dated a lot of people, this is a short list to help you out, music taste is the least of your worries though and only makes for conversation and in some cases, the relationship more tolerable.
>Indie Cindy's
Bon Iver, Fleet Foxes, Mountain Goats, if they are Bella hipster, just keep up with the latest stuff coming out that fits this bill
>Punky Brewsters
The Fall, Fugazi, Minor Threat, maybe early Swans and better No Wave if you've lucked out
>Don't date girls into metal
Just don't do it, it isn't fun
>Classy Lassie
If you want to date a girl who is actually into Classical music, I can't just give you three things to name drop, you gotta work for this, worth it though to have sex as Reinbert plays Satie Gnossiennes on a rainy afternoon
>Hip-hop girl 1. Hoey Harriett
The latest top 40 shit, doesn't take any fucking work, just act like a slightly better Chad and be attractive.
>Hip-hop girl 2. Backpacker Bettie
Latest conscious hip-hop guy to jump on, last I dated one it was J. Cole, but I'm sure that's no longer the case, maybe it's Chance? Again, not a lot of work, but the ass is worth it. If they don't fuck with Mos Def, show them Mos Def.
>Jazzy Jennifer
Never dated a jazz girl, just think about trying to impress Lisa Simpson?
>Emo Eternal Darkness Kitty Lover X3
You don't need my help here, bruv. But if you want to introduce to things you might like or at least tolerate. Brand New, Converge, Nine Inch Nails's better stuff. These people are really easy, but you should never date for more than 3 weeks if at all. Best their taste will be on their own is Gorillaz
>Emo Emily
American Football, I Hate Myself, Snowing, it's emo, you're on /mu/ lurk
>/Mu/ Mua
Mu-core is honestly well rounded enough that someone here would be lonely enough to date you, unless they are an
>Avant teen
Good luck and God help you, forget what I said about, music taste is the most of your worries
my mixtape
>>65164800
t. Chad
find me a woman who'll reject a good looking guy with wealth and I'll cut off my left nut and send it to you in the post. I'm dead fucking serious.
>>65165432
women won't reject a good looking guy with wealth but it's not the ONLY 2 things they look for
>>65165485
Well how good looking you are depends on your genetics. If you're born ugly, guess what you're fucked. No amount of le confidence meme will help you. It's true confidence is attractive to women, but that comes with the prerequisite of you being at least average looking.
You could try getting a fit body and that could help somewhat but if your facial aesthetics are bad enough they'll still ignore you. If you're ugly and you approach them they'll back away or respond harshly, no matter your personality or how you carry yourself.
>>65165080
This is actually a good guide thanks
>>65164800
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness
>>65165080
>don't date girls into metal
A fucking men
Any pop punk band
I have a lot of marina diamandis, when one of her songs come on the usual reaction is "you have this song?"
even better when i know the lyrics to most of electra heart
The Smiths
Joy Division
Tame Impala
Coltrane
Satie
>>65165554
hit the nail on the head
chads don't understand reality for the majority of us
even if we put the effort in it'll still not be enough when there's always a better choice within walking distance
>>65165621
You're gay
If you say Mac Demarco, Young Thug, and Dan Barrett then you've successfully covered all bases
>>65165690
Mac and Thugger are my go tos ayyy
but what kind of girl would listen to HANL
>>65165744
The best one in my experience. It's rare but it happens
>>65165554
If you're ugly you can start wearing tight jeans, pic up an acoustic guitar, learn French, and start reading Foucault. East avant-pussy right there
>>65164498
London?
>>65164498
F I N L A N D
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>>65165942
I'll go to finland and fucking kill u if U don't leave the thread rn
>>65164498
again London?
>>65165554
>>65165679
just frot with a dude or something
>>65165979
get fucked nigger
>>65165998
>being gay
"no"
>>65166009
Don't u have a bull to prep?
>>65166027
just trying to help famalam
>>65166100
>coming from Londonistan
>>65164395
girls come on 4 modes:
1. dadrock, mompop
2. top 40
3. the smiths
4. bro country singles
take your pick
>>65166235
if i pick mompop will it be a slightly-dominant MILF with a big bosom
>>65165080
>>Don't date girls into metal
I don't know man. The metal girls I've dated are some of the best lays I ever had. Goth girls are usually wild too.
>>65166235
Pretty accurate throw in pop punk while youre at it
>>65166259
>tfw no gentle femdom christmas cake
>>65166235
>Forgetting Beach Boys and AnCo-core
>>65166589
i didn't forget anything, except for below
>>65166290
true
throw all the pop punk/metalcore/scene shit in a fifth one
>>65166589
>anco
lol
tfw OP looks like a 10 years younger version of my ex from last year
>ask girl what kind of music she likes
>"everything but rap and country, I guess"
>shig
>ask her "what's your favourite Lolicore album then?"
>says "Goreshit - My Love feels all wrong"
>mfw she's a total pleg
>>65166729
i'd fuck your ex then desu
Girls all like shitty pop. I'm a bit older, there are zero girls in my age group who will not want to listen to Spice Girls. Even /mu/ types with joy division shirts
Get them drunk and be like, "this is embarrassing... but I really like the Spice Girls"
>>65166789
the Spice Girls movie is fucking hilarious so i wouldn't even mind
>>65166788
yea mightve tried for longer if i didnt find out i was gay
>>65164395
Merzbow
>>65166343
>she'll never make you dress up and be her femboy
>tfw a girl I like is into dadrock
>tfw I don't listen to that much old stuff other than The Beach Boys (Starting to get into David Bowie though)
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girls are gay and I hate them
>>65166854
that's too far
>>65166949
>too far
what are you, gay?
>>65166235
so you're telling me I can find a girl who appreciates jason aldean?
Father John Misty
>>65164395
I'll be really surprised if thats a grill
>>65167136
it is a girl
>>65167220
I'm really surprised
>>65166999
Tons of girls like that where I live m8, but they aren't worth more than a quick fucking.
>>65167220
where you getting those pics form my man, facebooK? post more
dope fiend empire
on soundcloud
>>65164836
that's about 90% of a woman's value yeah
>>65164395
>septum piercing
>>65164836
what's your point? they do
oh, face too of course, how could i forget
>>65166999
they're everywhere in the south. The catch is 100% of them will become morbidly obese in their lifetime
>>65164395
If you want to impress girls, play music.
>>65166999
>live up north
>literal swarms of girls in cowboy hats and boots whenever a country-pop person is in town
???
>>65164395
Nice picture of Nuno Bettencourt when he was younger, OP.
>>65164395
thank me later
>>65164395
I don't even know why but seeing that pic I want a taste of her lips
Like I really need to feel those soft lips
>>65164395
Deep artists, ones that have stories in the music. Pink Floyd, X Ambassadors, Lorde, Etc. You don't attract tons of girls, but ones you do usually are worthwhile.
>>65169031
>X-Ambassadors
oh god why
>>65165844
This is literally one of the most horrible things I've ever read. I really hope you weren't describing yourself just then.
>>65170053
Do genuinely believe that that's a serious post?
>>65170053
post your tits
>>65164395
for the girl in the photo, a dog whistle.
>tfw you listen to many artists mentioned here and you are still alone
>>65170474
get your test levels checked
>>65165672
this holy fuck
>>65165998
>frotting
patrician
>>65164519
this
>>65170474
oh shit i thought if you listened to music they will come FLOCKING
>>65166854
yes please
>it'll never happen
>>65166949
fag
I'm currently hanging out with these two qt sisters who like Animal Collective.
listen to mac demarco and smoke a cigarette at a party and guaranteed to have your dick sucked by the end of the night
Vampire Weekend
Don't listen to music. We don't like guys who prattle on about their music taste. I tell you this from experience
21 Motherfucking Pilots
Depeche Mode if you like Milfs.
>>65166589
>tfw this is me
>>65166100
That's Sweden, Finland's full of mongols
>>65167893
Hoe dare you.
>>65164440
Attracting slutty unfaithful girls.
>>65165554
yea honestly. girls say i'm attractive but i'm a weird awkward fuck and i get a pass just for that
it's "cute" instead of creepy apparently
>>65166738
truly /mu/ my newfriend :) keep on rockin in da free world
merzbow
>>65164395
cuck music, for cucks, by cucks
The Weeknd,this>>65172840,The XX,Any Famous Dadrock artist,Billboard Hot 100 stuff
Saying I like The Smiths has gotten me actually laid. I suppose it helped that I sincerely do like them.
the sound of a steady career with a high income
>>65171500
>Foucault
kek
>>65164395
Jazz, rock, guitars
but of course it depends of the wooman you're chasing
>>65165080
t. virgin
