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Just lost my virginity to a $20 prostitute. What should be the first record I listen to after this experience?
>>65128400
how did you meet her
and how was it?
>>65128400
Fantasy, Aldo Nova
>>65128400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61NVdQw0TDU
>>65128400
Filth by Swans
>>65128412
red light district
it was kinda clumsy and I was very anxious
>>65128416
>>65128454
>>65128494
thanks
>>65128400
CONGRATS BRO YOU'RE A REAL MAN NOW AND ONE OF US!!
>>65128520
>red light district whore
Family I'm sorry to say but you're gonna get an std from a $20 red light district whore
The Velvet Underground - Sister Ray
>>65128621
>implying it counts if it's a prostitute
>>65128664
??????? penis into vagina equals sex doesnt it?
>>65128686
If you had to pay for sex you're still a virgin at heart
>>65128704
everybody pays for sex faggot in one way or another
unless you're in high school
buying a prostitute is just skipping the useless small talk of you convince the girl to fuck you
>>65128704
>guy who's only fucked his ugly girlfriend from high school alert
>>65128664
Oh yeah there's this lol you should put it inside a girl you love first.
>>65128400
this image triggers me
an ex of mine dressed as misty once
Old Time Rock and Roll
>>65128725
sometimes it doesnt take convincing anon. mu's social life worries me
>>65128400
lol get std son
>>65128905
takes me convincing
cause no girl chases me :(
>$20
The fuck man you coulda got a nice thick, big titted, soft ass Caribbean chick for an extra $40
>>65128400
$20... shit man...
>be 21 yr oldvirgin
>install tinder cause fuck it
>after a week of switching photos around and editing out my about me
>I get 3 matches
>first one stopped replying after a couple messages when I asked what music she likes
>2nd girl said I was cute and gave me her number but never responded when I text
>third girl was a 8/10 and messaged me first and gave me her number
>texts me good morning and night for a week straight
>asks if i wanna meet her at the mall for coffee
>nervous AF but go anyway
>date seems to go well
>text me the night later she wants to do it again but at her place
>anxiety kicks in and start worrying if he leads to sex she'll laugh at how bad I am
>frank zappa-I have been in you comes on my playlist
>text her sure
>go over to her place and she hands me some beer and we watch family guy
>5mins later starts taking her shirt off
>oh shit it's happening
>finally have sex though it wasn't big deal as I thought
>after I take the condom off
>her bf calls(Ididn't know she had one) and she starts talking to him telling him shes doing nothing watching tv
>get spooked and act like nothing happen
>never call her again afraid her bf might kill me
haven't had sex since (22 now)
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>>65128400
I sort of hope this isn't a true story
>>65129795
why? there's nothing wrong with it, sex is just sex
"Real men lose their virginity to hookers, I wish my dad would have taken me to one when I was 14"
-Forrest griffin
tfw when all the escorts in my are area at least £50 for even half an hour
>>65129864
You couldn't afford a decent one. Enjoy your toothless dinner ladies.
>>65129864
muh "real men"
only nu-males visit whores so through on some
Andrew Jackson Jihad
>>65128784
was she hot
>>65129325
I'm 21 and considering using tinder because nothing is happening, this story made me laugh
>>65128400
>Just lost my virginity to a $20 prostitute
LOL that doesn't count you moron.
>>65129325
Congratulations son, you're a bull now. Enjoy life
>>65128400
Deathconsciousness.
You should feel bad for what you're done.
>>65129325
I cucked someone for my first time too
Ellohell
>>65130210
>You should feel bad for what you're done.
t. numale
>>65129325
Good story .
>>65129325
21 year old virgo here. Can't be focked with that shit.
lmao thats dope
listen to don giovanni cus its tha best
or listen to a REAL MANS SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpFVxlisWFM&list=PLTjl9N_HJa0cxCPfMw2yI58GoUUoW6mx6&index=1
what kind of music she like?
>>65128400
I'm a 28 year old virgin, should I lose it to a prostitute or become a wizard?
>>65130427
if you have a job & a car & not fat its v easy to have sex
>>65128840
underrated post
>>65130405
les rallizes dénudés, coil, the list continues
>>65130452
LIES
>>65128520
OP, please get an STD test.
it really is
>>65130452
if you are not the kind of autist to post in singaporean pottery instruction forums in the first place, that is
>>65130540
lame
>>65130609
p easy
>>65128400
the only correct answer
>>65128649
>>65130855
If he means the red light district in Amsterdam he'll be fine. They're all registered and tested regularly
Besides, for $20 she wouldn't let him fuck her without a condom, I'm sure
>>65128905
Wow, check your fucking privilege
>tfw went to the dominatrix for the second time a few days ago
Music for this feel?
I met my gf on /mu/
>>65129878
>implying you would need more than 3 minutes
>>65128400
she must have been a disfigured monster, been there and asked an average whore for her price and she was 80 euro for 30 mins lad. so im calling bullshit on you're $20 statement
